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Tell me lads, what would have Tywin done, if he was faced with the High Sparrow threat?
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>>69009924
the roose has been let loose
xd
He would probably kill them or talk his way to remove them
why did Ramsay remind me of this faggot's face this entire episode
>>69011231
first for adolf hitler
So...where the fuck is the retaliation for Roose's death? He tells the Maester to let everyone know Roose died by poisoning, but you'd think the soldiers and guards would be a bit suspicious, considering Fat Walda died 'disappeared' shortly after Roose's death, along with her son. Is everyone in Winterfell besides Ramsay just a drooling retard?
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Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
Reminder that show Euron will lose the Kingsmoot to the Cockless Wonder.
>if he was faced with the High Sparrow threat?
Some war crime, no doubt.
>yfw Melly gives Jon his swag new Lord of Light costume
So much for rickon and dickon being the gay emperors of essos.
>>69011231
He wouldn't have allowed them to arm themselves in the first place.
>>69011281
They're either loyal to Ramsay or terrified of him.
>>69011281
To be fair, he literally is Lord Bolton now.
nth for what could have been
HOUSE D&D
WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT
>>69011231
>Tell me lads, what would have Tywin done, if he was faced with the High Sparrow threat?
the whole Sparrow thing wouldn't have happened, it only became a thing in the first place because of Cersei going full JUST
>>69011292
So what the fuck will Theon do if he's in charge?
Removing Aeron was a mistake.
nth for the Queen in the North
>>69011284
PISS DRINKER FUCKING SHIT
>>69011281
LOL WHO CARES
>>69011281
What is feudalism?
Your lord tells you to believe something, you believe it.
>>69011284
Hey cunt Prince died of Aids
>>69011321
>the whole Sparrow thing wouldn't have happened, it only became a thing in the first place because of Cersei going full JUST
Everything is falling apart since Tywin died.
>>69011269
They both are sadistic fucks
Where the fuck is Bronn and Littlefinger?
>the only few watchable characters
>>69011269
I keep telling my fucking grandmother that his song isn't anything fucking special and she keeps fucking playing it anyway
>>69011281
Wonder what Walder Frey will do.
probably nothing
>>69011340
>What is feudalism?
not what you think it is
Shouldn't Roose have foreseen the actions of Ramsay? Seems a forced death.
>>69011281
>Is everyone in Winterfell besides Ramsay just a drooling retard?
Either that or they're terrified of him.
You would expect Freys to have some issue with it, but I wouldn't count on the show to aim at such level of resolution.
>>69011332
why does everyone look like dreamworks characters here
>>69011292
This guy thinks Theon is heading to the Iron Islands.
He's marching back to Winterfell my friend. Hooded Man style.
>>69011298
I wouldnt want it any other way
That man was truly the most badass character in the series
Reminder that this is benjen stark.
>>69011269
>>69011347
Literally who?
Fuck off children.
>>69011231
Tywin wouldn't have allowed the reforming of the faith militant. No sparrowsNo poor fellows or warriors sons.
>>69011348
littlefinger comes in the last episode and kills jon
and bronn kills podrick
>>69011323
Win battles n shit
>>69011281
no one gives a fuck.Roose was not very friendly and since on of the other houses was right there it can be assumed many are in on it.
REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CHANGE EURONS GODLIEST MAN LINE
Can I get some Maekar pictures?
So the night's watch is now literally like 8 guys strong since all the traitors are locked away?
>>69011379
Get some sleep grandpa.
pigskins from /pol/ you have to go back.
>>69011231
God damn I knew Jon snow would live but Christ in a bike it annoys me that Stannis the far better character and actor doesn't get to live
>>69011356
Hook up with King Theon of the Iron Islands, charge the North from below whilst Jon, the Wildlings and disgruntled northern familes charge from the Wall.
Sansa is named Warden of the North after re-taking Winterfell and she marries Littlefinger because reasons
Bringing back the dead changes them, right?
What will change in Mister Snow?
EURON KING
EURON KING
EURON KING
EURON KING
>>69011392
plus the proud nation of wildlings
>>69011392
and all the wildings i guess
>>69011304
>>69011381
How would he have stopped them? Like this? --> >>69011298
>>69011323
Take a fucking guess. Mounting a reinforcement to the Wall against the Boltons, of course. That will be the culmination of the season in ep 9/10.
>>69011331
Yes.
>>69011368
Nah.
Reminder
>>69011335
>this autist literally sits in his dirty underpants all day waiting for someone to say bed wetter
>>69011392
They also have a fuckload of loyal Wildlings and a giant.
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Ramsay Bolton? Let alone defeat him. And I’m not talking about Smirking Ramsay. I’m not talking about Shirtless Ramsay either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Dog Kennel Ramsay with the 20 Goodmen and Vicious bloodhounds (with Teleporting abilities), equipped with his flaying knife, a perfect Reek, control of the Dreadfort and Winterfell, with Roose Bolton's White Walker DNA implanted in him so he can walk through blizzard and can perform kinslaying while being an expert in castrating Ironborn.
>>69011399
>instinctually
>House Bolton goes extinct
>House Martell goes extinct
>House Baratheon goes extinct
>House Greyjoy goes extinct
>House Lannister goes extinct
>House Targareyan goes extinct
Holy shit! Who will be the last house standing? House Arryn?
So, who will be the death painting for Episode 2? Roose, Walda or Balon?
>>69011402
>h thinks Melly isn't going to use her new resurrecting powers to bring Stan the Man straight back next
>>69011404
No more Mr. Nice Guy
>>69011370
>It was a poorly acted cringeworthy scene with terrible dialogue.
Except that's wrong, and you just want to hate GoT because it's what the cool kids do. Don't get me wrong. I hate GoT for their butchering of a competent, even great story. This episode, however, was actually good.
>Asha will cuck Euron and win the king's moot
>>69011281
Doran got killed by literal who's last episode with guards all around
Euron managed to appear out of thin air on a rope bridge, in a castle he lived for quite some time
The show doesn't care about retaliation from guards anymore
>>69011281
what could winterfell do against 20 good men?
Why are the Sparrows fucking ninjas all of a sudden?
What's so great about Euron?
So what's arya's endgame
>>69011382
if god pod dies i will riot
>>69011405
The thumbnail makes the little banner look like the sigil of the European Union.
FUCKING EURON KEKS REEEEEEE
leave pls
Roose Bolton killed Robb Stark, the boy we spend three seasons watching become king only to be tragically cut down as a guest at a wedding.
And the best the creators of the show can give us for Roose Bolton's destiny is to have him he get stabbed in a hug? Fucking seriously?
>>69011448
There's only 14 left, Brienne &Pod killed 6
>>69011450
>Why are the Sparrows fucking ninjas all of a sudden?
PLOT ARMOR
>>69011412
Oh you know "Heads, spikes, walls" all that good stuff
>>69011427
>Holy shit! Who will be the last house standing?
House Dayne.
>>69011427
HouseClegbaneCrashing this realmWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>69011362
that's what happens when you don't have metal detectors in your castle
>>69011456
He's quite a fascinating and enigmatic character in the books.
Oh and reminder that the oaths to the Night's Watch 9to be neutral, for example) are in effect from the moment you take them until the moment you die.. ahem... soJon can freely mess up the Boltons now
>>69011474
lel
>>69011405
Do you mean "The Drowned God"?
>>69011413
>Um king theon, why exactly should we risk our lives and resources to fight someone else's battle?
Seriously, why would they listen to them? Unless Jon is going to give them gold or land on the mainland there's really nothing in it for the iron born
>>69011404
Probably be less sympathetic to others.
Ruthless undead Jon incoming
>>69011427
House Sparrow
First of his name
>crashing this kingdom
Did she plan on seducing him?
>>69011443
I feel like D&D are gonna stick relatively close to Pykes arc for the time being
Asha will just take Victarion's role
>>69011490
Because Jon really cared about the Oath before, when he was fucking grills and befriending wildlings.
>>69011442
Sure thing sport.
>>69011457
Not getting beat with a stick.
IAN MCSHANE HYPE
>>69011430
Balon, with "I am the Drowned God."
>>69011414
Stupidest thing I've seen all day and I just watched GoT.
>>69011404
Nothing. The show doesn't role the same way the books do. Beric's personality change was never mentioned or even implied.
>>69011382
screencap this.
>>69011390
your sister :)
>>69011490
>Oh and reminder that the oaths to the Night's Watch 9to be neutral, for example) are in effect from the moment you take them until the moment you die
we know
>..ahem...
back to raddit
>>69011458
he might survive since lady stoneheart isn't in the show
>>69011353
don't worry;
she'll die soon
>>69011442
>Straight outta reddit
How much of an idiot do you have to be to think that any scene in this television show is good?
>>69011505
That ugly thing isn't asha and I'm glad they gave it a different name.
>>69011492
EURON = LITERALLY A GOD
CONFIRMED
>>69011534
lol lying bastard. Beric himself says that every time he dies he comes back lesser
>>69011457
Its kind of unclear at this point.
She still wants to get revenge for her family...only problem is that everyone she wanted revenge against is fucking dead.
I guess she'll become a faceless man and kill some important character at one point?
>>69011493
In book logic. In show logic it can be something like: Ramsay slaughtered and mutilated your men at Moat Cailin, let's help Jon push their shit in. Also Yara going all pacifist.
People are hating on d and d for killing stannis but when it's revealed he is alive, you fags will go back to sucking their dicks
*wine glass gets filled*
>>69011512
He did care. Remember when he decided to drop everything and go back to Winterfell and his friends stopped him? He has been top notch after that.
Jon even told that to Stannis. The Watch is neutral, etc.
Ge is free to slap a bitch now.
Reminder that if you watch the show and post here regularly, but you do so because you hate it and you need to tell anons on 4chan how much you hate it because you are a special snowflake then you should consider an heroing, or getting a life.
I will laugh if they brought Jon back to life just to kill him again in episode 4.
>>69011391
maekar is weak faggot who's seed can't make an heir
>>69011470
shite m8. thats one big bitch
>>69011442
Nope, it's jewish fedoracore reddit shit. "I would have le died to le get you thereXD". This show is pure reddit incarnate. NO scene in this shit piece of shit show is good, not a SINGLE ONE. Everything is abysmally beyond redemption, the show started off as a 6/10 in season 1 which was good but every season since then has been 0/10 forgettable hollywood-lite trite. If you like this show you NEED to go to r/got
>>69011564
They acknowledged the memory loss. But not the change in personality or values.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108614
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108614
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108614
>literally NO CIA scene yet.
>already 1/5 through the season
hahahaha, MUH LADDER, literally C-Tier side character that will die mid episode mid season in a 30 seconds scene CONFIRMED
>Fat woman has literally just given birth
>she isn't in bed for the next week but instead just walks into the dog hole
>>69011404
the actor will have a better excuse for only using one facial expression
i liked it
>>69011430
Both Balon and Roose have a good chance
Balon, because his death furthers a whole new storyline
Roose, because people are more interested in the North storyline, if Roose is the one, Walda will probably be in the background I think
/o/ here.
It seems a lot of you don't like the show. So why do you watch it and spend so much time talking about it? I mean, I don't like minivans thus I don't drive them nor do I go to a minivan forum to bitch about them. I simply ignore them.
>>69011578
>I will laugh if they brought Jon back to life just to kill him again in episode 4.
That's what's going to happen. Build up our hopes and smash them.
>>69011561
heh
>>69011561
Jesus.
>>69011549
>we know
Not all of us are aware of it clearly. Don't be a cunt.
>>69011284
Would you fucking stop? You remind me of that "it's a meme, you dip" kid.
Thank fuck for filters. Goddamn.
>>69011561
Thank you. They literally reduced Roose to New Tywin.
>The War of the Five Kings, they call it. Well, the other four are dead.
This is an actual line of dialogue in the last episode
>>69011560
Man what shitty fanart. Yara looks better than that shit.
>>69011594
Beric isn't supposed to have changed his values, he just slowly loses his memories. he's literally a shadow of his former self.
>>69011561
>help me fat Walda
lol
>>69011615
What's wrong with it?
>>69011615
>win the war
>still not King
Fucking Greyjoys
>>69011597
they're saving him for ep 9 where he'll save the jon wildlings manderlys - boltons umber karstark battle by arriving in at the last second with his vale knights
>>69011603
>not starting a thread to shit about minivans
>not posting a minivan ad with some edgy commentary
>not abusing other posters for their supposed pro-minivan views
>>69011615
>Well the other four are Dead XD
laughable dialogue from incompetent Jewish hacks. Made me cringe so hard
>>69011430
Walda because her death was so "brave" and "shocking".
>>69011615
I like that they acknowledged that
>>69011603
People like the show. People here only pretend to hate it because it's popular
>>69011594
Yeah Lady Stoneheart is just like Cat of old its uncanny
>>69011615
>Well, the other four are dead.
>dies literally ten second later.
>>69011390
"uh dude we uh totally had too soz broz call me later k" *kiss noise* you look at your screen and see a fading David Hill contact.
>>69011615
but it's true anon.
>>69011499
"I want magazine stories, books, films, TV, radio! I want us on air 24 hours a day! This is our moment!"
>>69011615
>Balon won the war
I dun believe it, p o e t r y
>>69011414
the ser pounce is azor ahai theory makes more sense
>>69011356
Hopefully not having Frey onside is what fucks him in the end. Would be pottery.
>>69011654
You're a fucking idiot. The show is 0/10 reddit dogshit garbage
>>69011626
He did though. He used to be a gregarious, flamboyant, glory loving knight. I'm sure he was honorable, but it wasn't his defining feature. Much like how being vengeful wasn't Cat's.
>>69011499
Not supporting Ecclesiarch Sparrow is a crime against the Seven which brings great SHAME
>>69011621
>yara looks better
Are you literally blind? Yara looks like a man who decided to sew on an uglier man's face and almost did a good job.
>>69011430
The peeing lad
>>69011615
EXCUSE ME.
I love how we can see Balon reacting to Stannis' death but not King's fucking Landing.
I thought there would be a parade of some sort - literally the only known threat to King Tommen's reign is DECEASED (nobody knows about Dany).
Yet we get no reaction.
It's insane.
I understood the rage for Episode 1 but to be honest lads now you're just being autistic.
Episode 2 was fine. Wasn't a 9/10 but it wasn't a 4/10. Pretty enjoyable.
Who's dying next ep?
>>69011561
I didnt mind show roose too much
He was really well acted for sure and his death was reasonably unexpected
>she gives you this look
what do
>>69011615
That's not obviously bad dialogue. I probably wouldn't pay it much mind if it was spoken in any other context than this, in terms of writers.
>>69011659
How do we know Balon is actually dead? He fell into water after all
>>69011566
Yara going all pacifist is not weird
She literally tries to convince the people at the Kingsmoot with brokering a peace between the Ironborn and the North.
The irony is that she uses pinecones, acorns and dirt as the 'wealth' gained from the North with such a peace deal
While in the show she says that good men died for such lousy wealth
>>69011598
This is how it should have gone:
>Walda in bed with babby
>Door creeks open
>Walda: "Roose?"
>Couple dogs creep in and the door closes
>Cut to Ramsey walking away (down a hall) with screams and dog snarls in the background
D&D are hacks
>>69011332
why is Conan o'brien allowed to dry hump Natalie dormer like that
>>69011307
Why would they be loyal to Ramsay over Lord Bolton himself? That makes no sense.
Sure, they may be terrified of him, but what's one man against a garrison of men loyal to the Lord of the Dreadfort?
>>69011683
His sister just died and parties are a sin against the 7
>>69011583
Is this some weird polpasta you guys cooked up in the last couple of hours? I suppose any comment with "fedoracore" is useless anyway, so I'll filter that shit too.
>>69011683
News travels at the speed of plot in Show Westeros.
>>69011231
>making Ramsey comically evil AGAIN
That scene was just downright stupid. You'd have to be a literal retard to think something as edgy as the hounds killing his stepmother was a good idea.
>>69011674
Then why do you watch it?
>literally no hot sluts on the show left
>literally no explicit 5 minutes sex scenes in ages
no wonder this show is so downhill atm
>>69011694
...because his corpse washed up onto shore and they sent him out to sea?
Did you not watch the funeral scene?
>>69011687
Meh. They butchered important parts and changed some of the best dialogue for literally no reason while there was literally nothing especially good in it. It wasn't as bad as the first episode but it's still bad.
>>69011700
Yeah D&D couldn't write their way out of a paper bag. Fucking hacks. Has anyone on here told them how shit they are at writing. How have they been not fired yet. The majority of users on this site could write a show 10x better than those hacks
BALON IS ALIVE
SHOW US THE BODY
>>69011700
>door closes
>cut to ramsay outside
>screams
>opens the door a little to peer inside
>gets a splash of blood on his face
>quickly closes the door
>smirks
>>69011613
>>69011615
>>69011639
>>69011555
Clearly the book-reading bed-wetting beta brigade will whine about literally anything.
>>69011688
>Who's dying next ep?
Davos and I"m not even joking.
>>69011680
And that art literally is a man. Thats ok though I see you just grabbed the first image on google.
>>69011692
>tfw Cersei will never rape Sansa and make her tongue her asshole while calling her her little dove
Fuck DnD
>>69011615
That's pretty much how Balon speaks in the books. He's a fucking moron.
>>69011722
Death this season were literally gore slasher-tier.
>>69011727
>Missandei still alive
that's all that matters
>>69011447
>Doran got killed by literal who's last episode with guards all around
Daughters of a well loved prince. They also hated Doran. I don't like it, and Hotah shouldn't have died like that, and that episode overall was dogshit, and there small chance all the guards would turn on their lord like that, but you're mischaracterizing shit out the ass.
>>69011728
Yes, but we saw a body but no face so Balon could still be alive
>>69011743
>>69011613
Tywin, Doran, and now Roose. Both incredibly smart and crafty men foiled by shithead family.
>>69011743
>SHOW US THE BODY
They LITERALLY showed us the body you stupid faggot.
But more importantly:Is it confirmed yet?
>>69011560
>pleb who wants all female characters to look attractive
you should stick to watching cartoons
>>69011750
>Ramsay will never rape Cersei and make her tongue his asshole
>>69011231
>tfw you'll never be able to turn yourself into a loli
how can i into faceless man?
>>69011769
why does Aeron look even older than Balon
>Perhaps we can fly. All of us. How will we ever know unless we leap from some tall tower?… No man ever truly knows what he can do unless he dares to leap.
poetry in motion lads
>>69011769
Is that Aeron with the white hair?
>>69011747
come here you shit I have some more piss-wine for you to drink
>Damphair
>hair is not actually damp
>>69011772
They showed a body but no face.
Balon is thus still alive
>>69011774
saved
>>69011796
Yes
>go shopping in the morning
>a bunch of normies buying diet coke and popcorn
>talking about GoT and their "boi" Jon Snow
>one of their iphones starts ringing
>he has the GoT intro theme song as his ring tone
>literally all of them start humming the theme song
>literally can't get the cringe off of my face
I hate this show
So is Robert Strong going to personally come after each and every person who made a banter during the Walk?
Where's Tyene? She's best girl atm.
>>69011798
This guy's like twice the age of Euron, no way he's the Damphair.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108671
http://www.strawpoll.me/10108671
>>69011707
He's famous
Famous people get away with that
>>69011754
Exactly. Ramsey's just so comically evil now. They had some chance to give him a little depth (maybe by having him be nice to Sansa or something like that), but they completely threw it away for shock value.
>>69011798
>Damphair was raped by Euron
>Aeron is the youngest brother
CONFESS!
>>69011823
literally who
>>69011799
Hello Big Guy
>>69011774
10/10 OC, I approvefucking confirmed
>>69011825
Didn't they confirm it on the site or some stuff?
>>69011698
No she doesn't. The pinecones and shit are the plunder from the lands they've already taken (Winterfell, Deepwood and the Stony Shore). The meaning is identical to the show.
>>69011823
Literally the queen Westeros deserves.
>>69011748
>implying
you can see him at the battle for winterfall dumb ass
>>69011657
She was a bloated corpse in a river for a fortnight. John was dead for around a day refrigeratorland.
>>69011836
Hnnngh. Need a few more scenes with Margaery being whipped.
>>69011746
Kill yourself. Or apply for an internship at D&D
>it's a people praise GRRM for references things from history interview
Sure, they're doing it in a retarded fashion but at least they're cutting down on characters and plotlines. Take note Gurm.
>>69011739
I know, crazy isn't it!
>Margaery confesses
>She has to twerk in front of everyone at the sept
>mfw
>>69011816
That's who DnD make the show for.
The type of people that see Doran dying and go - "WHO'S THAT GUY?"
>>69011839
The only good thing to come from the Dorn arc.
>>69011816
Did you ask them to bed the knee or be put to the sword?
>>69011798
>this man got raped by his little brother Euron
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>69011746
kek
>D&D killed 3 kings of the ruling houses in 2 episodes
Bravo Nolan
>>69011817
The finger wagging guy is fucking screwed.
>>69011799
They did show his face, they then covered it in seaweed
Ramsay's become so Snidely Whiplash that whatever horrible thing he does on a week-to-week basis is no longer shocking, but feels more like just another delay for an inevitable and already well-deserved end. A baby and its mother getting chewed to death by dogs should not be so... expected. Or boring. Every time he does something now, I imagine the words That's Ramsay! popping up and him soft-shoeing off the screen.
>>69011692
*unzips cock*
>I swear it by the salt throne
What?
>>69011798
Was that generic extra supposed to be Aeron?
>>69011893
Five kings bruh
Kings need a throne
>>69011833
>>69011873
I don't know fellas, I've given up on trying to explain stuff.
>>69011873
There is no shame in that. The entirety of Westeros is going to be raped by Euron.
Is this a good deal?
>>69011883
lords*
>>69011348
Fucking this.
Littlefinger literally makes the show.
>>69011549
>Eko
He's a cunt but he was here long before you were.
>>69011872
Why didn't he form a fucking square? I mean, the archers already had their bows out, but they draw their swords anyway?
>>69011859
>books are filled with dozens of juicy whipping scenes
>the showcucks have skipped literally every single one
>>69011899
I think so yeah. Supposedly confirmed by D&D in an interview or some such (haven't read it myself).
>>69011404
Is zombie jon different from zombie Beric?
I thought Beric's wounds all healed, THEN he comes back to life. Jon still had the gashes all over his qt tummy.
>>69011887
The baby thing was a shock for me, to be honest. I never thought he'd actually go so far as to kill his baby brother.
Also, I did not expect Roose to die so fast. I thought he'd be there until episode 7 or 8 at least.
>>69011756
I meant the literal who's as in none of the Sand Snakes have actual power
It's not like as if the four of them would stand a chance against the entirety of household guard, nor would any of the guards have to fear any retaliation
My point was that for some reason, you can kill every powerful person without any fear of retaliation as long as you are somewhat related
Guards won't intervene,
>>69011831
Ramsay is worse in the books.
the issue is that the mediums are completely different. they have to kind of muck around with giving Iwan some sympathetic traits to prevent his scenes from being one-dimensional because he has to actually be present instead of us hearing about him via Theon's internal narration .
>>69011878
Is he dual-wielding from the start?
do we still have any hope left?
>>69011933
Not very PC, are you
>>69011583
if you consider it a 0/10 why are you people still watching? I don't get it, do you also watch once upon a time and the gilmore girls?
>>69011427
>>69011427
>>House Bolton goes extinct
Ramsay Bolton is legitimized you cuck
>i drink
>and i know things
lol so witty am i right XD
>>69011923
>cersei will never child molest you
>>69011937
>The baby thing was a shock for me, to be honest. I never thought he'd actually go so far as to kill his baby brother.
reddit pls
>>69011883
>D&D killed 2 kings, 2 princesses, 2 lords, 2 prices, and 2 great houses in 4 episodes
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MEN
>book bed wetters will never leave
seriously just fucking get out please reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
With the exception of Roose's death, and Euron having 2 eyes, thought the episode was pretty goodThat being said, Yara is obviously going to be killing Euron "two eyes" Greyjoy towards the end of the season and become Queen of the Iron Isles
>>69011561
>SAVE ME FAT WALDA
My fucking sides
>>69011937
Babies have died on the show before.
>Also, I did not expect Roose to die so fast. I thought he'd be there until episode 7 or 8 at least.
This is only a shock because it's such shittily rushed writing.
>>69011949
That fucking kingsguard armour.
Jaime gets the proper armour and they get dull targ soldier armour.
>>69011779
>defending a literal callous
> try to find an Arya statue to buy and hot glue
> have to settle for Sansa
Why aren't there any Arya figurines?
>episode 3
>DUOL WEELD!!!!!
have I confused the "realistic medieval show" with my anime again???
>dual wielding autism
Oh no, it's almost like you're watching a fantasy series with dragons and shit.
>>69011798
Looks good enough.
Do John Snow really dies in books or not ? And in books red women make him alive again or not ?
>>69011951
because like an abused wife we have developed a syndrome, we saw someone strangle something we loved before our very eyes. You don't move on after that.
JON IS BACK
JON IS BACK
JON IS BACK
ALL HAIL THE MELLS TITS
>>69011949
>>69011878
Who is that?
>>69011991
Because Sansa Sansa Sansa Sansa Sansa Sansa Sansa Sansa Sansa Sansa.
>>69011924
<3
>>69011970
Theon needs to play a part as well. Redemption ark and all that.
>>69011995
I didn't mind him to be honest. They are cutting his character's importance anyway, might as well enjoy what we get.
>>69011963
>le Reddit meme
Fuck off. He's never gone as far as doing something like that. Up to this point the worst thing he's done is chop of Theon's cock.
>>69012003
POETRY
>Davos begging the red woman to bring Jon back
>twenty goodmen twenty goodmens a baby
>High Septon Bernie
>Euron looks like a generic northman
>fanservice flashbacks
>Willas
>more Braavos boredom
Another 0/10 episode.
>>69011970
It was shit from beginning to end. Even worse than episode one.
>>69011847
Well her reaction to that is different, or I misunderstood it
But I thought in the books she meant the plunder (which isn't much, she knows) to be good
Here she means the plunder to be worthless
>2 lords
Roose and who else?
>>69011996
Last you see of Jon in the books is his last (so far) POV chapter where he gets stabbed in the back, and blacks out. No more news of him after that.
>>69011348
>Davos
>Dolorous Ed
>Tormund
All my fav ppl in a scene
today was a good episode
>Bran is back
I forgot this faggot existed, it was wonderful.
Does Jaime's power level increase when he takes off his golden hand?
>>69011949
Who even is the le dual wielder
>>69011887
He was much more horrible in the books and it still worked. The show version is just too campy which makes him more of a comical sidekick instead of actually feared character. Laughed out loud at the dogs chewing noises, just really badly done.
>>69011700
this just sounds like the medieval version of cool guys don't look at explosions
fat walda scene was just a waste of time since it was obvious they were gonna get killed
it was just like the sneks "look it us we kill all now"
>>69011683
>literally the only known threat to King Tommen's reign is DECEASED
Littlefinger is still alive bruh.
>>69011949
>>69011986
It isn't even dirty.. it is unpolished. What the fuck?
>>69012035
They want the MCU crowd.
What's with this anti dual wielding shit? If one weapon is good then 2 is better
>>69011265
I didn't bother me too much when I watched the episode since after the whole sand sneks business I learned to turn my brain off completely.
But now that I think about his death it's absolutely mind fucking bogging crazy how Ramsay got away with that. Or how stupid they've made Roose look.
>>69012035
Based Bobby B
>>69012026
>“And what have we grasped, Nuncle? The north? What is that, but leagues and leagues of
leagues and leagues, far from the sound of the sea? We have taken Moat Cailin, Deepwood
Motte, Torrhen’s Square, even Winterfell. What do we have to show for it?” She beckoned, and
her Black Wind men pushed forward, chests of oak and iron on their shoulders. “I give you the
wealth of the Stony Shore,” Asha said as the first was upended. An avalanche of pebbles
clattered forth, cascading down the steps; pebbles grey and black and white, worn smooth by the
sea. “I give you the riches of Deepwood,” she said, as the second chest was opened. Pinecones
came pouring out, to roll and bounce down into the crowd. “And last, the gold of Winterfell.”
From the third chest came yellow turnips, round and hard and big as a man’s head. They landed
amidst the pebbles and the pinecones. Asha stabbed one with her dirk. “Harmund Sharp,” she
shouted, “your son Harrag died at Winterfell, for this.” She pulled the turnip off her blade and
tossed it to him. “You have other sons, I think. If you’d trade their lives for turnips, shout my
nuncle’s name!”
How are we not fuckING TALKING ABOUT JOHN FUCKING SNOW!!
HE'S FUCKING BACK OMG!!!!!!!!!
>>69012045
He was way less present in the books, though
No idea why they have such a massive boner for him in the show
>>69012030
Thank you
>>69011791
>>69011796
>tfw Based Aeron is only a background accessory in the show
disgusting desu
>>69011798
>tfw I'm probably the only person who likes Damphair
He is practically Theon, why does no one give a shit?
>>69012057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2e7bX2oVlQ
>>69011950
But whipping is mainstream now, that's what all women fantasize about.
So are the Freys going to let bygones be bygones or what? Knowing Walder he probably wouldnt bat an eye knowing that Walda died by Ramsay's dogs....
>>69012014
>>69011798
>>69011769
>>69011490
Literally most of screenshots from new series with shitty watermark. Have some self respect, maggots.
>>69011683
>Stannis
>Threat to KL
kek
>>69011427
>>House Lannister goes extinct
no
>>69012045
I half expect him to break out into song when he talks, really not intimidating
>>69012070
>>69012070
>mfw they kill him again in next episode
>no eyepatch
FUCKING DROPPED
Shit episode and this was without the sneks and Dany.
They have ran out of book material and are just killing people to make up for their non existent writing.
>Melisandre has never seen anyone get resurrected before except Beric once
>Davos asks her to revive Jon even though Davos has no reason to believe or think resurrection is a thing at all
>Melly mumbles some gibberish and Jon is suddenly alive again
this didn't make a whole lot of sense
>>69011683
>nobody knows about Dany
That is completely untrue, everyone in the world knows of her because of her dragons. Its just whether they believe she really has them or if she is really a Targ that is the problem.
>EURON: A storm swallows a ship and you think that of me, Balon? I AM THE ONE WHO STORM!
damn, that scene gave me the shivers, trully epic
>>69012084
But that would be non-consensual, which makes it rape.
And you can't show rape on tv, it's demeaning to women
>>69012057
Its as impractical as fighting a swordwealding man in close quarters with a whip.
>>69012080
There's nothing wrong with liking the Damp Hair.
>>69012083
fucking kek
>>69012080
I'd probably like him more if I got to see the party animal he used to be when he was younger and then watch his character development after his near death experience.
>>69012033
pity that puberty didn't forget he existed
>>69012016
He's retarded but apparently so are you. Ramsay has flayed people living on numerous occasions, he has had his dogs eat girls living on hunts when he grew bored of them. He's been doing inhumanly horrible things since day 1.
>>69012061
Baratheon? Is it a bran time travelling thing
>No Daenerys in entire show
>Jon Snow comes back to life
>Bolton dies
>Tyrian becomes true mother of dragons
10/10 second episode.
>>69012029
Was meant for >>69011964
>>69011827
I hate that fucker, which means he is interesting and not badly acted, so yes
>>69012106
>Melisandre has never seen anyone get resurrected before except Beric once
So she's seen it done before then, what's the issue?
>>69012106
The only part that really bugs me is that Davos is so hellbent on helping Jon-- since when are he and Jon best friends? It makes sense that, if Davos wants to help a dead guy, he would as literally magic Melisandre to do it. What doesn't make sense is that he asked her to bring back Jon instead of Stannis.
>>69012160
She never saw it done.
>>69011993
Just because some things are weird and magical doesnt mean that everything needs to be like Robobobo Bobobobo
>>69012173
>The only part that really bugs me is that Davos is so hellbent on helping Jon
this 100% is the only huge mistake this episode, and others too
new thread when
>>69012080
>liking a beta idiot who drinks saltwater
>>69012003
Fucking kek.
>>69012057
Its a major disadvantage and could get you easily killed.
>>69011993
fuck off animefaggot
if dragons and shit are useful/serve a purpose their presence is earned. dual wielding does not provide any tactical advantage ya dumb cucc
>>69012173
>Stannis
>dead
Lemme guess you're a bernie voter?
>>69012185
Fair enough then, but the guy I replied to said she'd seen it once.
>>69012193
>this is the only mistake except for all the other ones
why the fuck do I bother discussing anything here
>>69011831
I can agree with this, but I also think it's okay to leave some characters 100% sadistic assholes, they already made many other villains likable: Cersei, Jamie, the hound, Theon, wildlings etc
>>69012089
Well no male heir to Casterly Rock and Tommen is a Baratheon.
>>69012195
there is a new /got/
what was stopping the dragons from melting the chains?
>>69011694
he didn't swim so good
>>69012071
I agree. I think it's better with him being less present like he is in the books, because that way when he does show up, you're tense and excited for what he's going to do next.
In the show, they have him in every episode, meaning that while I personally still find him creepy and unnerving, it's less so.
>>69012230
>Fights off multiple guys at once
>This serves no purpose
>>69012069
Ah, you're right, seems like I forgotten how her reaction was in the books
>>69012254
this episode and other EPISODES, not other mistakes, bonehead, is what I meant
Roose is going to be resurrected as the Whitewalker king.
Ice and Fire-bowl confirmed!
>>69011992
>realistic
there are zombie literally on the first scene of the show...
fuck off with your realism.
>>69012263
Valyrian dragonfire can't melt steel chainsno but seriously in the books they did already melt the chains when Quentyn went to free them
Reminder show Joffrey ordered the deaths of Robert's bastards, including a baby.
>>69012112
50 shades of Gray is non-consensual a lot of time bth senpai. The SM community hates the book because of exactly that.
>>69011746
>ramsay looks to the camera
>"wow she truly has become a feast for crows"
>>69012257
Kevan lannister still lives
>>69011231
Probably would have systematically murdered them, or talked his way through the forcing them into obscurity.
>>69011265
Roose got you loose
>>69011299
You don't understand Snow was 'merely pretending' this entire time.
note his wounds, across for attention, long for results.
>>69011332
>I like this man touching me
>the face
>>69011499
He needed to die more than ever, for fuck sake.
INB4 the love scandal with dickless and Sansa.
//
Best part was when the mountain smashed that niggers head against the wall after he pissed on him, and even better when he cucked that group of soldier trying to keep whore in her room.
>>69011707
Because hes the Cone Bone
>>69011615
How the fuck is this not a good line?
>>69012295
there were a shitload of mistakes in this episode though. the show is garbage since episode 9 last season, and to a lesser extent since Sansa decided to marry the son of someone who killed her brother. stop attempting to frame your opinion as a more reasonable halfway point, this isn't reddit.
>>69012271
the most useful way to dual wield swords is by using one defensively, and if you're going to do that you might as well just use a shield because it would be infinitely better
>>69012271
if you are fighting multiple guys at once you would lose very easily and two swords would just make matters worse. literally animefag logic
Didn't watch it yet because
>no HBO
Pls tell it wasn't worse than the first episode
>>69011707
I don't even find her attractive and I'd try to dry hump her if I met her.
>>69012438
>no HBO
How is this an obstacle?
>>69011916
>fur hoodie
>good idea
>>69012438
Please tell me you know what torrenting is.
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:F0FF4CC31D755E0D1FA031E48C80D5576E24B625&dn=game+of+thrones+s06e02+hdtv+x264+fleet+rartv&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fglotorrents.pw%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce
>>69012389
Actually, the only point for 2 swords is that you can defend with either and attack with the other, but it's pretty worthless outside of duels
>>69012438
It might have been even dumber actually. But Jon is back so I guess people think it was the greatest thing ever.
>>69012364
i was just talking about this episode
unless you have ESP you cannot know what my opinion is on the show
stop being a retard this isn't reddit
>>69011916
For a hip fag I guess.
>>69011399
reddit pls go
anyone else bothered by how much tyrion bullies varys this season?
>>69012551
VARYS HAS LITERALLY NO COCK
AAHAHA
>>69012389
How much experience do soldiers have fighting people with strange weapons and stances? Haven't entire battles been lost because an enemy did something they hadn't encountered before?
>>69012271
Two swords is an incredibly impractical style of fighting, because its gives no benefit. You can't swing two fucking swords at once and be effective.
The only sort of duel-wielding that really works with a sword is having a dagger, so you can make quicker attacks if you get up too close.
>>69011555
>>69011583
>>69011674
>>69011963
>>69012364
If you want to talk about redddit, please do that at redddit. This is /tv/, a 4chan board. We have no affiliation with that other website, and it's weird to constantly talk about it. Particularly if you mean to project how much you don't like it.
>>69012565
at this point i hope tyrion is the lannister who ends up getting crossbolted he deserves it at this point
>>69011492
I am the Drowned God.
>>69011961
>i have a big head i have to read lol
>fuck me like it's my last day
>etc
doesn't anyone remember?
>every single major character death so far this season has been kinslaying
>>69011569
>it's a wine glass scene
>>69012592
It isn't a "strange weapon and stance" though, it's just an impractical one. Not only do you have less control for both of your swords but if you do try to take advantage and attack from two sides then congratulations, you're now swinging against your own momentum AND wide open to counterattack.
>>69011569
>>69012742
>He doesn't get hard everytime Cersei has a glass of wine in her hand
>>69012040
Nice.
>>69012498
Ever hold a real sword? It isn't practical to have two that are that big. Dust your cheeto mitts off and deal with it.
>>69012533
4chan is reddit 2.0
>>69012592
Sword expert #3 no matter how much sense you are making mall ninjas will not listen.
>>69012614
You are that guy at social gatherings that shows up and adamantly claims a friend invited you. Janitor or mod?
>>69011961
I also drink, and know things. Inebriation tends to dial back the volume of stupidity that one ingests. Maybe it is just I am stuck around a bunch of >>69012040
dumb mother fuckers. In either instance hopefully I forget.
>>69012040
>I am the one that bridges
>>69012795
I've played fruit ninja on 3 separate occasions and can adamantly confirm playing with two wii motes is not practical.
>>69012828
She is the 'Lori' of GOT the only sexual fantasy I can muster is raping her in the asshole, but even that tiny bit of satisfaction is diminished knowing that every jew in hollywood has played hide-and-go-seek with a table leg.
>>69011798
God fucking dammit. Is it actually pronounced Damp-hair? For some reason I always pronounce it Dam-fare.
>>69012938
Kill yourself namefag
>>69012795
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
I mean, only one of the most famed sword- masters in all history used two swords. Must have been an idiot.
>>69012958
Me too! Also, i always pictured him looking like this guy.
>>69012995
If you can find a picture where they aren't wielding bokken, I will accept it.
>>69011281
3 words: 20 good men
>>69012995
apples and oranges
>>69012992
If I don't die naturally first, I'll stream. But that won't be for a while. The term is trip fag btw. If the 'powers that be would institute IDs again we wouldn't have to resort to this tom foolery.
>>69013030
I really do hate her. She reminds me of my Mother.
>>69013151
>The term is trip fag btw
whatever you say namefag.
>>69013148
What would you have me do, my lord?
>>69013151
I wish I could fuck her. I'd cut a finger off my good hand
>>69013175
give it a try
the more obscure the longer it takes.
It's like a litmus test, good codes take a lot of processing power and a lot of time.
>>69013189
She is the epitome of a shitty matriarchal figure.
>>69013303
>>69013045
Great character.
>>69011356
he is probably starting the wedding planning incase Ramsey gets Sansa back :^)
>>69013303
Yes she is
And i'd let her sit on my face
>>69013151
>>
Do you, perchance, look suspiciously similar to your uncle and not at all like your dad?
>>69011404
>no more "muh honor"
>finally a Stark that is not a complete idiot
he would be unstoppable
>>69013303
If I wanted a name I wouldn't be here m8
>>69013372
to each his own I guess.
>>69013388
>To be frank I thought that for some time, but the phenotype, specific birthmarks, facial traits etc. Makes it highly unlikely.
>>69013469
We are all faceless here, see you tomorrow.
>>69013672
enjoy.
>>69011964
and still nobody really cares.
>>69011947
just imagine what he could do with 2000 good men. Dany and the white Walkers are no match for him at this point.
>>69013892
You mean when character development and logical plot devices take a back seat to logical progression in order to further a plot that makes no sense at all. I'm too lazy to read a book, but I can still bitch.
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