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IT BEGINS
is there really a stream at 8:30 desu senpai
>it actually comes out this week
>all that time and hype
>and it's only days away
Holy shit
>>63650197
say what ?
>>63650262
are you 12?
>>63650197
There is a stream IDK when
>>63650284
are you 21?
>>63650262
It feels unreal. It feels like a few months ago it was first announced. Fuck, even in January when someone told me Star Wars is coming out this year I could have sworn it was in Christmas 2016 and has to check.
>>63650279
>>63650319
8:30 et starwars.com
which is not loading for me at the moment
>>63650262
i just watched despecialized version and i am hyped as fuck right now, so hyped i cant sleep and i am shitposting about capeshit.
He should have a little bow tie and top hat.
>>63650329
Mark Hamill told everyone to relax and focus on other things in the meantime, and that's exactly what I did.
>>63650652
timezone senpai?
>>63650705
i focsued on shitposting.
My body is ready:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTNJ51ghzdY
>>63650262
>over a year of hype has built up to this
>it's finally here
>a year of hype
>it all leads to you sitting down and watching a two hour movie
>and then it's done, it's over now
>a year's worth of hype for that
I'm not saying it will be bad| (although it probably will) but you will come out of it feeling deflated and unsatisfied
>>63650720
in 30 minutes
>>63650197
A stream of what? Red carpet bullshit?
>>63650813
the biggest shills themselves talking about how great it is, hopefully some Daisyfu
>>63650813
i wanna see daisy in a tight slutty dress
>>63650844
>the biggest shills themselves talking about how great it is
wait, so 4chan is gonna be there?
>>63650159
>a literal toy is walking the red carpet
>the midget inside R2D2 wasn't even invited to the premier
Lucas is going to show up stumbling drunk with a snubnose .38
here we fucking go
>>63650877
>the abusive ex
i like it
>TFW the prequel trilogy killed Star Wars for me so hard that the only reason I know it's coming out soon is because of /tv/, and even then I don't know what day
>TFW I probably won't even watch it in the theater and will instead wait for a decent rip so I can watch it in my underwear
I mean it'll probably be better than the prequels, but they even by and large killed the original trilogy for me. I'm not sure I've even watched them since the prequels.
Strangely enough Peter Jackson completely shitting the bed with Hobbit didn't fuck up my enjoyment of the LotR trilogy though.
>>63650877
>77
Star Wars came out in 1977
forgot Lucas will be there and interviewed along w/ JJ and Kathleen, makes this a ground floor of an ebin meme desu
>>63650197
what tiemzone
LIVESTREAM WHERE?
>>63650877
>ABRAMS, YOU FUCK
>>63650918
3:17?
>>63650895
>5:30pm
yeah but what time fucking hell fucking americans you guys are retards no wonder you guys are more commonly known americants
post yfw Lucas cries on live TV and admits he is a sellout
>>63650946
starwars.com
3 cams to choose from
left menu on stream
>>63650877
while wearing the jar jar head
do i have time for a cheeky wank lads?
i wish it wasn't just music background
>>63650844
>>63650866
Yeah, ok, that could be fun
WHERE'S
MUH
OSCAR
FU
>1999
>13 years old
>watch phantom menace
>...eh
>read vector prime
>lolwut this sucks and makes no sense fucking D&D fanfiction writer hack
>start reading read Science Fiction & Fantasy and never looked back
Just move on with your lives
who is this bitch in the blue dress
>>63650779
That's your own fault you dumbass, why hype yourself up so much for a movie then?
>>63650999
nice trippps
>>63650907
At least Hackson admitted that the whole Hobbit production was a trainwreck.
>>63650159
HOŁD ONN
>fashion cam
anyone has sound problems?
>tfw you aren't there
red carpet
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1ypJdzRzEgyKW
>>63651046
same
based serkis having a lightsaber battle with that nigger
I actually love Andy Serkis.
Massively underrated.
>>63650697
kek this
serkis getting pics and taking with fans... based
>>63651047
What? I never said I was advertizing it for a solid year, Disney is.
>>63650907
https://www.reddit.com/r/milliondollarextreme/comments/3luw09/is_mde_becoming_more_right_leaning_from_a/cva0nd2?context=3
He sort of gets a pass imo. The movies were still terrible, but he wasn't even supposed to have to make them.
>audience filled with cosplayers
>all actors who probably never played KOTOR
>this battle of coruscant music
>>63650159
The new movie and everything related to it feels like unoriginal fanfiction, i hate it but i cant get too excited about it, maybe i'll forget about it when i hear the Williams theme and opening crawl but for now all of it doesnt feel right.
>>63650877
>Lucas is going to show up stumbling drunk with a snubnose .38
Just like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etXoXVTkRAM
>>63651018
The fuck... mine isn't streaming yet. Is it on? Them nigs...
ENDING JUST LEAKED SOMEHOW HOLY F:You have to kill your evil son or nuke Boston.
>>63651142
Huh, don't know how that happened. Here's the relevant link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQkygZdZ_Vk
How much has Gisnep spent on marketing this thing? Do you think it's more then the budget for the actual movie?
>>63651050
Did he? I guess I hadn't heard that. Good on him. Still fucked it up horribly but at least he apparently admitted he fucked up.
I've been tempted to try watching one of those edits of the Hobbit trilogy that basically remove all necromancer and slutelf and 90% of movie 3, but I dunno if it would really be worth it.
who's gonna have a fantastic foot clinic tonight?
was that gleeson on cam 2?
>>63650907
>hurr durr I'm such a le patrician I dont care about the new Star Wars movie I just wanted to come into this thread and let you all know that hurr durr I'm so le cool and indifferent to it all
no one cares about your shitty in-depth blog post
>>63651212
I linked the video of them talking about it here.
>>63651206
>>63651251
LINK THE STREAM
>>63651210
Earlier someone here was saying $200mil for the movie, $300mil for marketing. I don't know if that's true, though.
>Lucas breaks on stream, starts crying and reveals that the movie was total turd and Disney ruined his legacy
>few days later his body is found in a dark alley
>>63651173
what an autistic fucking cunt
>>63651210
In most cases, it is 1/3 of the budget added to the actual budget, just for marketing. But I think it is more for SW. I think it was more for the Transformers movies and they actually made a shitzillion dollars. So marketing is a big deal.
HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY JUST STARTED SHOOTING
>90 minutes
What the fuck are they going to talk about?
>>63651267
http://www.starwars.com/
>>63651178
left menu
>CHANNEL 2
LITERALLY REDDIT: THE ANNOUNCERS
>pre-book ticket for 00:05 16th
>turns out it's actually 00:05 17th and they just put the 16th on the tickets to "avoid confusion"
fuck this shit
Kit harington??
what are the chances lucas does or says something autistic as fuck?
god please let it happen
>>63651173
More like this, hopefully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C6nvNlVx1A
>mfw I went to school with people involved in this production
i feel like such a loser
>>63651272
fucking hell, that's ridiculous if so. I guess they need to cement the new 'cinematic universe' they'll be creating with the very first movie.
>>63651267
starwars.com you fucking idiot
>>63651323
>jar jar was a mistake
>>63651303
lol
>>63650197
I'm watching it now.
real talk this remix of the Cloud City music that played in the trailers is the best thing
wait so all those manchildren outside won't be watching this?
who's the chick?
Finn is a clone.
>>63651234
Daisy obvs.
Disney CEO Bob Iger on the main stream.
>>63651370
>Cumbercrotch
>LOADING
>>63651377
MANLET
A
N
L
E
T
Plagueis on Channel 3
>>63651377
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
who would you rather
>>63651434
left is high test
>>63651377
Lanklets BTFO.
link pleasw
WHO ARE THESE CUNNIES
Love the stream quality senpai
>the stormtroopers are actually a private security firm to stop Ahmeds for good measure
>mfw i have to pretend to like this pleb shit to sell it to the prole masses
NIGGER LOLI
LMAOING AT THIS BLACK MIDGET AT CAM 3
Which Channel should I be watching on starwars.com? 1?
>IT'S BB8!! IT'S BB8 IN ALL HIS GLORY!!!
This is weird. No one's seen the movie yet
>>63651477
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
>>63651204
"I am Father."
Where is Daisy O'reilly?
>channel 3 quality
JUST
>>63651464
look like relatives of natalie portman
>>63651474
type starwars.com into your browser
Christ
>BB-8 tamed the guy like an animal.
>>63651464
If you prefer left to right, you need to go back to reddit.
you think they woulda ramped up the servers
this stream sucks
>>63651206
>>63651263
Yep, just watched that. Thanks, actually feel pretty sorry for him. Sounds like it was a hell of a clusterfuck and may not have been his fault, by and large. I remember when they said the Hobbit was going to be a trilogy instead of 2 movies and I thought it was Peter Jackson's doing, but it almost sounds like the decision to go to 3 movies might've been due to how fucked up the schedule was. It's still his fault (Presumably) for retarded elf romance and necromancer and shit, but still.
>>63651479
is that Jake Gyllenhal in drag?
>>63651501
I'm gunna find and fuck her this isn't a joke
>>63651545
literally done, the player is shit.
>oscar just referred to BB8 as a male
what did he mean bros?
>>63650159
I hurd U liek Mudkips
https://youtu.be/R1LJLfU3Njg
>>63651523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0248pUAteWk
Is there a bingo for this?
There should be
>get adobe flash player
>>63651587
JJ also called BB-8 "him"
why do people try to make social media a "thing"
BASED DAISY <3
based Driver on the scene
>>63651574
come on dude, the design is genious. he is totally on par with R2D2.
JUST
>>63651624
no wonder why the player is a piece of shit and its not only the stream
>2015
>players still using flash
jesus
>the ride begins
Could they have hired anyone gayer?
He's a big guy.
>>63651650
>get me outta this shit premiere
>ywn watch the premiere while holding hands with Daisy
HOLY SHIT DOMHNALL JUST LET IT SLIP THAT FINN IS LANDO'S SON
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>>63650159
That's a cute pic, Disney marketing is killing it.
Fuck, I can't believe I am only going to watch it monday, fuck everything
>>63651587
BB-8 is the only white male protagonist in the filmthat doesn't die
at least the music is comfy
>>63651677
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
>>63651685
>daisy will never bite down on your dick
JUST
>>63651302
Holy shit, they actually brought back Porkins.
I wonder how he survived.
HAPPENING
>>63651706
>im making a whola lotta money outta this nerd shit
>here's how we made the red carpet
Hollywood is fucking ridiculous
>>63651560
Yea, it's by no means adequate consolation, but there's plenty of good material to make a pretty good fan edit. There's a few out there already. I just wish he had been given a few years to just make one great movie.
What did I miss?
>>63651747
the stream is shit desu senpai
>>63651747
Snoke is Vader.
Also check this 2.
>shitlord from Frozen
WHY
>>63651699
Can someone confirm?
>>63651260
Are you sure I'm le patrician, anonymous? I said I liked the LotR trilogy. And you know what hobbits wear? Capes. And you know where capes dangle? In front of asses. And you know what asses produce? Shit.
>>63651297
Thank you
the guy from cam 1 came straight outta reddit
>>63651727
STOP FORCING YOUR GAY MEME YOU COLOSSAL FUCKING FAGGOT
>Harrison ignoring the fat bitch
HUTTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
who /fappingtoVictoriaSecretfashionshowwhilewatchingthisshitstream/ here?
>>63651377
>mummy, I want up
how badly does ford want to off himself right now?
>>63651699
CONFIRM THIS
>>63651706
SPIC'D
>>63651777
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
>777
oOooOoooooo nice
Is it only me, or does the stream work like total shit?
>>63651794
He's just mad that he wasn't allowed to wear his hot dog costume to the premiere
>>63651794
reminder that one of this nerds is shitposting on 4chan
>>63651770
If snoke is vader, this franchise is literally dead to me.
>>63651789
>89
1989
I came in your mom's pussy in 1989
>>63651822
not just you senpai
Kathleen Kennedy is my mommyfu.
Kathleen Kennedy speaking now
>dressing like this to a children's movie premier
>>63651822
it's complete shit
Jesus guys, I'm so torn.
When they stream random scenes of the movie, of the making of, daisy, jj, ford, I get legitimately hyped as fuck. then boyega appears on the screen and my heart fucking sinks, I can feel it like going deeper into my chest. why they did this to me, why they did this to us.
>>63651794
So badly. Like, celebrities have it SOO bad. Feel terrible for him, like, I hope his multi-million dollar paycheck covers this absolute ordeal.
>>63651822
it's not just you, the stream is absolute horsefuck
Where's ma daisyfu?
Dead man on chan 2
>>63651853
hnnng...
>All these tumblrina tweets
Lol so hyped to watch this and nerd out. Us geeks huh? xP
>>63651853
Who's that?
Daily reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaaa_OBkzw
>>63651864
Back to /r/coontown mouthbreather
Stream keep freezing for anyone else?
>>63651864
It's 2015 anon
Get used to it :^)
>>63651829
does this mean i should avoid /tv/ after tonight?
"It's about it's reach around"
What did she mean by this?
>>63651822
an old man with prostate problems has a better stream than this shit
Why is chan 2 the only one that seems to be the most farthest ahead?
IS ANY OF THIS ACTUALLY LIVE???
ITS GONNA BE AVERAGE ISN'T IT?
I'm so scared its gonna be average.
>"The great thing about Star Wars is that it's so optimistic and so hopeful..."
She just wants you to be happy, /tv/.
>>63651822
No it's pretty fucking garbage. They shoulda streamed on twitch
Sticky? Perhaps? Mods?
>>63651936
>tfw no Kathy mommy
>>63651945
at least Twitch could handle more than 2 viewers and actually stream near to being live
>>63651853
What the hell is wrong with her boobs?
>>63651925
Kek
>>63651888
This. I cant remember one female who was into Star Wars back in the day when the trilogy came out. Not even a shred of interest for it. Same with video games.
And now they have encroached themselves upon these interests because it is until now, a vast and untapped resource for attention.
I SAID NO FUCKING INTERVIEWS
>>63651924
She means most of the movie will be two men, one in front being rammed in the butt, and one behind doing the ramming, but also being considerate and manually stimulating his partner's penis.
god fucking damn, the main stream is terrible.
>>63651912
what? he's a bad actor, the year is not relevant.
>>63651710
you better not come here or anywhere else in the internet really ;)
I have Verizon FiOs so I can watch the stream on tv
>>63651936
>you will never creampie Kathleen Kennedy while she calls you a good boy
>>63651992
>starwars.com
>>63651929
It's gonna be average m8, no doubt. It's neither going to be bad nor will it be that good. It will just be. It will be a way to pass 3 hours and a reason to shitpost.
LUCAS ON CHAN 2
LUCAS CONFIRMED
>>63651990
pham this shit has been going on since 2007
this fucken interviewer faggot
>>63651864
probably because 'they' hate you
oh boy
HERE
WE
FUCKING
GO
THE G-MAN
LUCAS
U
C
A
S
>>63651992
>I SAID NO FUCKING INTERVIEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_iSQ65ZDAE
Lucas has arrived.
>>63651624
>Decide to get Adobe flash for a some stream
>CPU usage starts to sit at 83%
What is wrong with this program
LUCAS SPOTTED
THE FAT FUCKER RETURNS
>>63652000
It's a meme you dip
>>63652046
$10 says he's going to clock a fan.
>>63651864
The oppression of the white man will never return.
>>63651972
>Anon, get up! It's 8:30 already! Don't you want to come see the set?
god I am so excited I cant help but smile everytime I see the droids on screen. I feel like a little kid again sitting here after 2AM and watching a fucking red carpet. I feel bad for all the bitter people in here because I love every second of this.
LUCAS
U
C
A
S
Nevar farget, some sperg bought up a whole showing to watch it by himself
lucas looks happy as usual
WAKE ME UP
BLACKED
>>63652035
Yeah I noticed. Its a shame too that you were still a sperm cell in your Dad's balls when episode 1 came out.
SNOKE
N
O
K
E
>>63652066
execute order 66
TELL ME ABOUT LUCAS, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BLAZER?
>>63652046
is he finally going to JUST tonight?
>>63652100
Taste the rainbow.
>>63652100
those are his daughters who wrote for TCW
Adam Driver speaking now
Andy Serkis is BASED
>>63652064
>i7
>not even 8% usage
THE MASKETTA MAN
>>63652100
>>63652111
Is she the one who wanted a black lead jedi?
Get that squeaky voiced piece of shit of the stream.
*tips filloni*
>>63652091
Those bitter people were like you at one time. They just took more offense to Lucas's changes and prequel trilogy.
is driver wearing a voice manipulator?
he sounds exactly like the movie
>>63652116
what is this unneccesary aggression?
chill the fuck out you autistic piece of shit
>>63652111
>>63652100
>Be a midwestern Star Wars fan
>George is putting his museum in Chicago because his black wife is from there.
Feels good man.
Why did George marry a sheboon?
It's the white guilt isn't it?
Who is this cock jock?
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>/tv/ for the next month
>>63650262
>less than a year between announcement nd release
>blanket ads, toys, promotions, tv news autism EVERYWHERE
>literally choking to death on the Starshit Disney machine
If you're still hyped, maybe you should just kill yourself. It will be shit.
>what was the most amazing part
Snore, come up with some fucking original questions
>>63652147
me too, senpai
feels good
>>63652111
JUST SELL MY SHIT OUT
>wouldn't take off the mask in between takes
if he pulled it off would he die?
>>63652111
His wife is pretty cute honesty, I want her as my aunt or something.
>I heard you wouldn't take off the mask
>Feels better to leave the mask on
>Got tired of taking it off
>>63652185
GET MAD FAGGOT
I'm there. Will spoil the movie as it happens, in spoiler tags of course. May the memes be with you!
>>63652140
Only one of his daughters was a TCW writer. The other one is an MMA fighter.
JJ!!!!!
>natascha the landwhale
>>63652185
>month
senpai i got some bad news
God J J is a goofy looking motherfucker damn.
JJ IS HERE
>>63652196
as if anything besides shilling would be put on the screen
>>63652177
daughter of that woman
I can't watch this. It's making the wait till Thursday so much harder.
>>63652228
JJ movies dont meme
>>63652111
>Wears a plaid flannel to a red carpet event
THE GOY IS HERE
>>63652236
Pics
>>63652111
>my feet hurt
>the music is too loud
>>63652177
isn't that carrie fisher's daughter?
PEY PEY
E
Y
P
E
Y
>>63652185
Tv has been starwars for the past three months already. Dumb frog poster
>>63650159
Serkis seemed truly happy and excited to be there. That was cool
>>63652177
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
>>63652253
like he gives a fuck
>>63652255
Is he a goy? Or is he a mensch?
>>63652253
It's his signature thing man
>>63652217
show proof beyond that
>>63652272
who is the cum plum
>>63652272
She looks like a Picasso painting
>>63652246
>not going wednesday night
>>63652162
I guess you are right, the thing is I was only 6y old when The Phantom Menace came out so I dont have bad memories about it, I liked it at the time and I kept those memories and never rewatched when I got older. Yeah Ep2 and 3 sucked but for me it felt like a more gradual decline because at the time I understood that Ep 1 wasnt good so I was prepared.
Now is a different thing for me, I think this is how old StarWars fans felt when Ep1 came out.
>>63652277
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
Jesus, what the fuck is this Rebels guy droning on about
>>63652253
He could show up naked if he wanted to, that whole circus is because he directed a space movie decades ago. Say what you will, that silver-haired boob made all that crap.
>tfw waiting till tuesday to watch TFA
>15 minutes into Star Wars premier and chill and he gives you this look
>>63652256
"It's a very inclusive galaxy."
Jesus.
>>63652272
you just know one of these stupid celebrities is going to tweet a major spoiler later tonight
>hehe im such a nerd xD
>>63652217
>Thinking they'll let people have phones out during the movie
Disney special forces are going to pound any booty that tries
A KU KU CHOW! A KU KU CHOW!
>>63652217
Post more proof if so keep us posted
>>63652319
He didn't even make it though. He just took other people's ideas and claimed they were his later.
BASED HARRISON
Holy shit is this the reworked Imperial March for Episode 7?
this is fucking awful
>that new Imperial March
dropped
>>63651572
Motherfucker I was trying to fap
>Jason Bateman turns up in jeans and sneakers
Really?
>>63652161
"we are going to milk this nerds just like before"
>>63652246
lol i just remembered amerifats are ONCE AGAIN behind the civilized world in everything
going to see it wednesday
>spoilers are now bannable because of this shit movie.
>>63652327
Fuck did he actually say that?
2015
0
1
5
Imperial march in major key sounds really awkward.
>They're talking as if the prequels actually never happened
Damn Disney are brutal, poor George
Harrison Ford clearly has the "fucking kill me" face right now
BASED
Harrison does not give a FUCK
>yeah, yeah...it's great...
Ford doesn't have time for this shit interviewer
>>63652321
Me too.
>>63652369
its a fucking star wars movie
not a terry malick flick
>>63650159
Will it have the interview right before playing like ANH did?
HARRISON BEING WEIRD AGAIN
>rolling his eyes
kek
Harrison Ford already putting the blame on JJ. This is gonna be a dumpster fire.
Is this on cable?
NEW THREAD
>>63652423
>>63652423
>>63652423
>>63652356
Right, but the fact that he is credited with its invention and was paid literally billions for it gives him the right to just fucking slather himself in baby oil right there. He should be able to put JJ in a headlock and give him a noogie.
How many drinks has Ford had so far?
>>63652416
Yeah, but the world media is there. Make a fucking effort
"We can blame it on JJ"
HARRISON ALREADY KNOWS THE NEW MOVIE WILL BE SHIT
ITS OVER /tv/
ford sounds like he is about to sleep, or die
Harrisons Aspergers kicking in again
>having a black tie event on a monday
srsly?
>>63652400
>My feet hurt
>This music's too loud
Harrison Ford is clearly drunk.
>>63652403
actually turned pretty personable now, still based
who is this senile old man?
>>63652327
Then why do they murder innocent stormtroopers in cold blood? They're just doing their job, no different than police officers and whatnot.
dammit Ford looks senile...
>>63652217
hey man, how many people around you in line is bugged by boyega's casting? is the crowd generically against him? are they going to boo or something when he appears on the carpet? eggs? something like that
>>63652439
>gives him the right to just fucking slather himself in baby oil right there. He should be able to put JJ in a headlock and give him a noogie.
This needs to be a gay porno
Jesus fuck, Harrison really look and sounds like grandpa.
Harrison Ford Looks like Leslie Nielsen now
>>63652196
>Hey Harrison Ford, want to see my dick?
>>63650159
Ford is completely senile. He looks like he needs to go home and sleep.
LUPITA GOT DAT ASS
B O O T Y
Oh shit! Interviewer says "you created a character and he's going to be going on for many many many years now,"
Harrison Ford goes "ya think???" with a sarcastic look on his face.
True story lmfao.
STAR WARS
FUCKING STAR WARS
If this is an American movie, why don't we get to see it first?
just
>>63650756
I wish they put more clips of the clap board and the camera focus than people talking desu.
I like seeing the new places and how cool they look.
>>63652500
What's up with all the ugly niggers in this movie?
Turk and the honky from scrubs on channel 3
>YA THINK?
Han confirmed kill
>>63652500
>mfw she plays a CGI puppet yet she's the qtiest fucking cast member
Who /chills/ here?
Not even watching the stream, just reading this thread and knowing people are gonna watch it soon...
>>63652500
That one kid in the pilot outfit looks like he just came from seeing Lupita's ass
>>63652539
It's 2015 anon :^)
I'm gonna fire up Twitter to see if I can get my questions (or at least comments on the bottom) in. You better do the same.
>>63652519
You do, if you were important/rich enough to get into the premier.
That's the American way, isn't it?
>>63652559
Look at Kylo
>>63652548
douche chills maybe
MEMES OF J J ABHRAMS AND GORGE LUCAS PLEASE¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
Everyones favorite racist ebony midget, Spike Lee, just showed up.
I haven't watched a single Star Wars movie or show, and I'm personally not so interested about The Force Awakens, but I think it's pretty neat that JJ is trying to bring back the practical stuff and I'm excited for his passion and efforts for the top quality in film making. Hopefully it catches on.
>>63651377
is that seth green?
>>63652594
Goddamnit wish I got a better cap.
Memes for fucking DAYS.
I love how Harrison doesn't even pretend he's not there for the Disney money.
>>63652367
>>63652364
It's from Rebels. Episode called "Empire Day". Happy parade version of the March the Empire created while they force everyone to celebrate Sheev's crowning
>>63652253
Dude is a fucking billionaire and gives zero fucks. I'll bet he wipes his ass with plaid flannel as well.
boyega brought his boyfriend, nice
>it's all about bringint the nostalgia
no shit
>"It's all about nostalgia." - sound design guy
>>63652677
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
Lucas getting old holy hell, sounds like he may keel over and die right there on camera.
these interviews are super awkward
>george lucas
JUST
I know that guy!
>>63651050
Jackson had some serious contract disputes about the original trilogy and the hobbit was just the compromise he made.
It's no wonder he half assed it honestly.
lol Lucas,
that was awkward as fuck
>That interview
jesus
>>63652777
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
nice trips
SON OF COUL
George looks fucking depressed.
"Yeah, it'll be great."
holy fuck, I thought that old guy was about to take George Lucas off the premises.
kek how fucking short was that guy.
>films for myself and my friends
HOLY FUCKING KEK this man. he couldn't be JUSTer if he tried
>>63652812
Total fucking trainwreck, Lucas must be drunk.
>>63652839
When will they learn?
Boyega has a pet who cleans his shoulder and shit
AYY LEMAAOOO
HAMILL looking like he just rolled out of bed lol.
>mfw this music
>>63652644
>ng old holy hell, sounds like he may keel over and die right there on camera.
infinite memes :DDD
>I'll tell you what, I'd like to grab John Vayego for Agents of Shield.
TOP FUCKING KEK
VAYEGO
YOUNG SKYWALKER IS THERE
> that fucking Phantom Menace ending BG music
>>63652111
HE DID NOT MAKE ANY MONEY FROM THE P-51 NIGGER PILOTS
FUCK HIM
>>63652896
isn't that Naboo party theme? holy fuck
>>63652896
holy shit
>bear in the big blue house
MY FUCKING NIGGA
Why are they playing that god awful Naboo music?
>>63652924
he looks great
>yfw Jar Jar is Snoke
>>63652938
because
>>63652820
how would you feel if you created a universe that is remembered for years and years and then the fans turn their back on you and say you are the reason that the newer movies suck. after that some giant company buys your baby and gets rid of you for a younger guy. now you even signed a contract that prohibits you from saying anything negative and you still even have to show up to the premier. you know people will love this mainstream piece of shit and praise JJ for saving StarWars. Everyone will say it was entirely your fault the Prequels sucked and JJ showed how it is done.
I honestly would kill myself if I were Lucas it must hurt so much.
What does it mean
>people yelling "John Williams!" for a few minutes now
>hosts keep showing no names and cutting to ads
>>63653008
>The Dark side, and the Light
>>63652946
he does
I feel so happy for him familia
>>63653008
Is he going to lose a hand?
>>63653047
better than ford
>>63653047
He looked pretty good in the two Flash episodes he starred in, incidentally the only reason that they were good as well.
>>63650159
So tomorrow this place will be full of Spoilers or what?
>consumer products now come packaged with guilt alleviating charitable components
it's almost like i'm not a consumer whore!
>>63652974
He started talking about the spirituality of Star Wars and the interview guy goes "Yeah, the battle between good and evil leading up to force awakens".
You could visibly see Lucas die inside when he said that. I hope that The Force Awakens still has the spirituality of Empire Strikes Back.
>>63653083
Yeah Hamill is the man. I feel like he escaped a lot of the big Hollywood madness and stayed cool as hell over the years.
unf dat ass
STREAM IS FUCKING BROKEN
>>63653083
HAHA IM TOTALLY NOT THE JOKER
>you will never get blacked by Lupita
>>63653164
Yea, it's terrible, why the fuck waste all this money on the production if you can't get it to your audience right.
wawa wiwah who's the blonde?
>>63653142
Also that "I am gonna make movies but only show them to my friends" joke was him being really salty. I bet he hates the mainstream movie JJ and makes passive aggressive comments because he cant openly say it is shit.
THE BBCS ARRIVED, IBG ALMOST READY!
>>63653147
I just love him, kind of feel bad he did go full Harrison after the OT
Also, he was hot as fuck in the first 2
Anyone know if reviews will start to be posted tonight or tomorrow?
>>63652924
Who is that cute Asian next to him?
>>63653260
Probably in the next two hours honestly, they invited the 100 onlookers to the premiere, no NDA signing or anything. Pretty strange decision.
>>63653251
The car crash was quite unfortunate.
What the fuck is wrong with this interviewer
>>63653251
Nice cap I was a second too late to grab it.
SKYWALKER SITH LORD CONFIRMED.
Why do I have to refresh this shit stream every 5 minutes?
>You will never have someone as legitimately proud of you as Spielberg is for JJ
>>63653343
try every 15 seconds
i saw lucas all by his lonesome
>>63653343
same here
>>63653343
Better stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k
>>63653343
It works a little bit better on YT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k
Did Lucas just wipe a tear from his check?
>>63653047
Even if the Sequel Trilogy is a big bag of shit I'm glad Mark is getting his well deserved payday.
Gosh JJ Abram's voice makes me want to put my head in a blender
>>63653419
>from his check?
Accurate.
>Ewok-free zone
JJ CONFIRMED RACIST AS FUCK
>JJ's second barmitzvah
topkek
this is so jewish
>I hate sand
DAMN JJ CALLING LUCAS OUT ON EWOKS! BASED AS FUCK!
>Chick mentions Kashyyyk
>JJ starts stuttering
Guess the retard doesn't even know the planet in question
SHE JUST SAID "I HATE SAND"
LUCAS BTFO
>>63653382
>golden jew shilling another jew
Why are all hollywood wifes looking like a walking plastic surgery.
>>63653465
HAHAHAHA spit some tendies out of my nose at that shit
>>63653493
>These back and forth jabs between Lucas and JJ without explicitly stating it.
I love it.
>I hate sand
>Ewok free zone
Is George going to kill himself tomorrow?
>I hate sand
devilish
>>63653551
How long till George starts making passive aggressive comments about sequel trilogy?
BILLY DEE'S GRANDSON IS NAMED FINN
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
CONFIRMED
LANDO
goddamn who is that asian qt?
So did all those people dress up in costumes and come sit in the benches just to watch rich celebrities go watch the movie?
>>63653624
He already did in previous interviews, and the interview he did moments ago.
>>63653543
Access to husband's money, shallow personalities, what else would they spend it on if not plastic surgeries?
Is John Williams there? Has he been interviewed?
Somebody in the background said "no, snoke [incomprehensible] he's from another galaxy".
>this is what you wanted, isn't?
>you wanted my dreams
>take them
>take them all
>tfw old Lando
>he's just a based grandpa taking his grandson to a movie premiere
>>63653811
nice image resolution, FAG
>>63653811
what is this? a picture for midichlorians?
God who in the fuck is THAT? My dick exploded and I don't even mind.
>>63653811
>imageS.jpg
what
>>63653830
Sorry. I fucked up big time.
>>63653851
holy shit i must know who that is
This old guy can't even speak properly, how much of it did he actually write?
>>63653833
galactic kek
Fucking nerds everywhere.
Do all old celebrities always sound drunk?
>>63653868
haha i'm kidding, it's no big deal buddy
>tfw no nerd wife
is that writer guy drunk?
>>63653902
Dat cocaine. Kasden sounds actually drunk
>>63653765
>Fuck off with the camera JJ.
>>63653935
Isn't everyone?
Aren't you?
>>63653902
>>63653874
>>63653935
fucking imbeciles
Harry and Carrison
Standing beside Mark Hamill, this dumb bitch goes "Ahhmagawdd I get to see STAH WAHZ in too OWAZ..."
Hamill just nods goes "yeah, yeah"
YOU'RE STANDING NEXT TO LUKE SKYWALKER BITCH LOL.
she pronounced jaime " haimee"
Hamil is still so goddamn charming.
>it's really goofy
not sure if that's a good or bad thing
>"The whole idea of trying to recapture the past, that's a big mistake."
- Based Motherfucking Mark Motherfucking Hamill 2015
>>63654072
Twitter name Jaime Munoz.
Hence Haimee because the person is Hispanic.
wtf is happening?
Out of old cast Hamil and Lando guy seem like the best guys. Lando is just a grandpa who wanted to take his grandson for a movie, Hamil is just based.
ooga booga on screen
DINDU
NEW THREAD
>>63654140
>>63654140
>>63654140
NEW THREAD
>>63654140
>>63654140
>>63654140
get in here
John seems very likable honestly, oozes charisma.
Say what you will about his face. Boyega's voice is sexy as fuck.
>being shorter than boyega
>>63654215
Tbh, I won't lie, he really is charasmatic.
Seems like the guy everyone would love in school.
they are stoned AF
Isaac has to pee and he wants to get his dick sucked.
It's why his zipper is unzipped.
Isaac sexy as fuck, shiet.
Holy shit my sides.
"I tried talking to young Carrie, but she was too busy partying making sure I'd look like shit later."
>>63654508
Carrie is literally the definition of witty.
Jabba finally got his revenge on Leia.
Carrie's fucking massive, damn.
>>63654722
A side effect of heavy antidepressants is weight gain.
>>63654806
Yeah she has an amazing stand-up show/tour where she just talks about her life.
I really enjoyed it despite being a genius, sexy, alpha captain male in touch with my sensitive emoshuns.
