STAR WARS RED CARPET GAME THREAD #3
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streaming on starwars.com
this movie will be shit
FIRST FOR ORANGE BUTTCHEEKS
MY GOSH MY GOSH
>>63654140
>Mark, why aren't you on the movie poster?
>Well....... you'll see. *holds finger to lips*
>We'll have a nice conversation about this in two hours.
boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
hallelujah
FINN IS HERE
I can't fucking watch it on starwars.com. Is there anywhere else to see it?
I want to eat Adam Driver's ass
Hallelujah!
>>63654140
damn whos this semen demon? I wanna cum inside her
non-shit stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k
Guys I'm watching niggerball with /spee/, Should I watch this shit with you guys too?
I think I will..
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT
>>63654140
>faggot millennial interviewer
![stdin_snapshot_21.08_[2015.12.14_20.32.24].png](https://i.imgur.com/B5ZxSVA.jpg "stdin snapshot 21.08 [2015.12.14 20.32.24]")
Youtube stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k
WHERE'S THE REAL SHEEV
STOP BEING OTSHITS AND ACKNOWLEDGE THE PREQUELS
FINN GETTING HIS HAND CUT OFF COMFIRMED BY BOYEGA
>He wears a glove
NICE SPOILER FAGGOT
>>63654140
how did she get invited?
>>63654209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k Seems better.
>>63654209
Youtube nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k
Do black people in Britain stereotypically say hallelujah?
>>63654212
Sarah Hyland, friend
G
L
O N E
V
E
>one glove
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>63654140
sarah hyland?
>>63654216
Thanks senpai. The stream on the site was lagging
>>63654140
Boyega wearing a glove. He is hinting that Finn loses a hand
POTTERY
first for DAISEH
>>63654242
>>63654243
Thanks anons!
ooga booga i will take on darth zimmerman
>that fucking African nigger jibber jabber Boyega just spouted
>cut hand
for FUCKS SAKE
>>63654179
Then don't see it, stupid hater beeyatch.
ASHY NIGGER SKIN
MANDEM SHOUTOUT
>>63654240
she's hot. they need hot chicks on red carpets
what an annoying faggot
BASED BOYEGA
Say what you will about his face. Boyega's voice is sexy as fuck..
>"Well John we're a spoiler-free livestream but what can you tell us about Finn?"
>proceeds to spoil the entire first 45 minutes
>le cantina music xD
>>63654221
>if the glove dont fit
MEESA PROPOSE
OOGA BOOGA
TELL ME ABOUT FIN
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE GLOVE
>>63654140
what's wrong with your faaaaaace
>>63654259
that outfit is pretty dope
>>63654280
>AMERICAN RETARD CANNOT UNDERSTAND COMPLICATED SUPERIOR BLACK BRITISH LINGUISTICS
>>63654309
It was all part of his master keitaku.
>>63654259
Black power. The Nation of Islam will shoot up the theatre. It's confirmed.
he's just so gosh darn likeable
and he doesn't even look as weird in person as he does in the trailers?? what the fuck jj why
BASED OSCAR
Dem pat downs.
>>63654140
now, who's that hottie?
"The Force Awakens" is screenwriter Lawrence Kasdan's third "Star Wars" effort, and he seems to find the third time quite charming.
"I'm really happy with it, and I think it's full of surprises, and really goofy," he said in a livestreamed interview from the red carpet.
>GOOFY
welp, there was a chance but all is lost now. ABANDON THREADS
everyone is fucking wasted
![stdin_snapshot_24.01_[2015.12.14_20.35.19].png](https://i.imgur.com/0j7MDsy.jpg "stdin snapshot 24.01 [2015.12.14 20.35.19]")
LAND OF THE FREE
Oh shit Carrie time, fuck yeah
i love oscar
OSCAR ISAACS
FUKKEN BASED
That's the dude playing Apocalypse in the new X-men movie kek
SOFIA
>carrie dressed as a blueberry
>based Oscar tapping that vintage princess puh
kek fucking classic Carrie
>>63654189
How many interviewers has Luke fucked since he started working out?
>>63654300
white girl detected
both of them snorted cocaine before this interview
Guys, let's just go ahead and spam the Live Tweet, please!
wow Carrie put weight back on. Confirmed for not in Episode VIII
WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
That was a big glove
>I have to pee real bad
BASED AS FUCK
>Carrie Fisher taking over interview duties
stream is now 100% better
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, CARRIE!
Oscar Isaac is definitely gay. Thank you based God
Are they handpicking the tweets that get in or is it entirely randomized
Based Carrie
Anybody else expecting a terrorist attack live?
Viva Guatemala cabrones!
>>63654389
This.
holy carrie fisher... is she actually dead
oscar is based as fuck
She's coked out
HE"S SO GOOD LOOKING
>OSCAR'S PANTS BUTTON RIPPED OPEN
DAT NIGGA WAS ALREADY GETTIN HIS DICK SUCKED
Carrie is awesome
>it's a carrie is a sloshed slut episode
WHAT IS GOING ON
fuck
carrie fisher wants Oscars cock so bad. Do you think they fucked?
that's carrie's daughter as well right? duuude isaac came in with his arms around both...that dude is totally threesoming
>oh shit carrie dropped 3 shit bombs
disney is not gonna like this
BASED CARRIE
>>63654309
Jar Jar is the key to all of this
drunk oscar
>>63654390
@star wars
>This is a big premier!
>>63654360
>they won't let me bring muh guns into a crowded high-profile event
>muh freedumbssss
Based fucking Carrie swearing all over the livestream.
>>63654223
fucking thanks, this wouldn't show on YT even with a search
LOL that fucking Carrie
BASED CARRIE NOT GIVING A SHIT ABOUT AMERIKEK CENSORS
Can we get a South Park Shit counter going?
shit shit shit
by shit you mean feces
I have Oscar's same hairline
Wish I had his beard
>Oscar and Carrie drunk as fuck
>by shit you mean feces
>this dude all perplexed by her inability to form a coherent sentence
kek
>>63654444
I think he let her have a little suckie suckie
>>63654415
VIVAAAAA
pd: no soy guatemalteco :^)
Wtf happened to her voice? She sounds like a crack tranny
>uncensored swears on public tv
Reported the stream.
>shitbombs dropping on a Disney stream
THIS IS FUCKING GREAT
u jelly?spoilers in a couple hours, senpai
being bipolar seems like fun
>>63654357
>welp, there was a chance
No there wasn't.
>>63654435
I'm pretty sure Carrie and her daughter sucked off Isaac.
She said that it was "classical Isaac" to have his zipper down.
Based Oscar and Carrie
Carrie is awesome she's a madman
This is amazing
I STILL LOVE HER
>I STILL LOVE HERI
I STILL LOVE HER
>I STILL LOVE HER
I STILL LOVE HER
>I STILL LOVE HER
I STILL LOVE HER
>I STILL LOVE HER
HOLY SHIT OSCAR AND CARRIE TOTALLY FUCKED
>Busy partying
>Look like shit later
They're so gonna cut this. Cut it, please. This woman is gone.
Hahaha the guy in the middle wants to get the fuck out between fisher and pilot guy
Based Carrie and Oscar here to save the show
>>63654140
Oh fuck. Is Carrie Fisher plastered? I can't watch.
Oscar and Carrie are fucking hilarious
"By shit you mean feces"
-Oscar Issacs live at the premiere of Star Wars: The Force Awakens™, 2015.
WHAT YOU DON'T LIKE DANCING???
Poe Dameron and Old Leia movie WHEN?
you can drink yogurt out of my head
holy fuck are they hammered
HAHAHAHAHA
BASED FUCKING CARRIE JESUS CHRIST
im fuckng losing it
B A S E D
Oscar and Carrie are so fucking great!
LET THE MAN PEE
>>63654484
more proof pls
blokkk
>Im gonna go pee
Sure Oscar, sure
![tumblr_n4qp3vqbm31tnkp3lo4_250[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/zaDPKji.gif "tumblr n4qp3vqbm31tnkp3lo4 250[1]")
Carrie is such a fucking liability. Love it!
>oscar is on carrie babysitting duty
poor guy
You just KNOW
>>63654487
It's fun only half the time
>>63654140
Carrie is fucking awesome, she seems drunk as fuck
Carrie confirmed for absolutely mashed.
Holy shit they don't cut her since she is Carrie Fucking Fisher and she can bomb the fuck out anything she wants
>that voice
how much botox is in her face?
these interviewers are so fucking shite
Carrie is worse than ISIS showing up
I would legit still fuck the shit out of Carrie Fisher. So based.
Holy shit, the cocaine has taken its toll on Carrie.
>mfw there are 6 year olds all over the coutnry watching this and carrie fisher is just screaming about coke and looking like SHIT
i love her so much
>>63654484
niiiice
>>63654435
LOL
>>63654385
>puke skywalker
>>63654514
Nah, she's just her usual self. She's been like that ever since she's on Lithium
>Ind4 Nicolas Cage steals Carrie Fisher
CARRIE
IS
BASED
HOW HARD DO YOU THINK OSCAR POUNDED CARRIES LOOSE CUNT
Wow, the interview was bad, but they talking shit about Fisher was much worse.
Carrie bringing the bantz
So when the does the inevitable shooter arrive?
HIGH TEST 6 FOOT 4 INCHES AMAZON
Am I going insane or was this guy on fucking Destructoid like a year ago?
When's ISIS?
WHAT FLAVOUR??
BRIENE OF TARTH
R
I
E
N
E
>>63654558
She's more coke and woman
>>63654537
it's a twitter file name
GIANT WOMAN IS HERE!
Is that Brienne of Tarth?
who /gwendoline/ here?
WHO IS ZAM WESELL
Lmfao holy shit that entire thing with Carrie was ridiculous
I love her
>b-but asians will never accept a nigger!
/pol BTFO yet again
ayy
OI AM SAUX OVAHLEE EXCOITED
HEHEHHEAAAHAUHHHHHHHH
>carrie will never be young again
>>63654567
That wasn't the cocaine. It's the Lithium. Bipolar disorder sucks.
>>63654558
It's her jew voice.
>>63654598
Twisted and high-strung
She seem so dignified
>>63654593
Carrie beat them to it.
She's crashing this premier.
Gwendoline Christie is legit qt3.14 giantess
>FEMALE PRIVILEGE
FUCK OFF WITH THE PC BULLSHIT
>tfw Jake is still in prison
will he get a stream, anons?
>captain phasma is the first BIG screen female villain
enough spoilers, bye
that was fun though
>>63654613
yellow 5 standing by
her hysterical laughter always gets me
>>63654618
We need to invent sexbots already.
>>63654566
>tfw she would never suck your dick like it's got cocaine residue on it
>>63654604
yes. She's still in character
>>63654598
kek
>Wanting Star Wars to be a mirror of soceity
>brought up to date
>tfw i once worked with gwendoline christie
>MUHHHHHH DIVERSITY
>2015
lol, pure kike trash, shame on you if you actually pay to see this
SHUT THE FUCK UP
PROGRESSIVE
Lol Phasma was literally changed from a male at the last min by JJ to appease the SJWs
captain smegma and poo dabberon
>>63654618
Carrie allegedly fucked fans that asked her back in the day at conventions.
PROGRESSIVE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GWENDOLINBE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>progressive as a female character
time to quit the stream
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING CUNT
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
Is Phasma even a woman or did they just tell her that so she wouldn't get mad
I can't see him/her with a speaking line
do we have to see this ugly face everywhere because of muh GoT?
her laugh makes me nervous
KILL ME
E
K
>>63654618
>dat coke nail
>>63654642
BUILD DEATH STAR
LIBERATION
PROGRESSIVE
Geez, Gwendoline Christie speaks like she just came straight out of buck house.
That beautiful RP.
>>63654591
he also shills for playstation during e3
PROGRESSIVE
>Brienne dyke is a SJW
Big surprise.
SO PROGRESSIVE
>PROGRESSIVE
>LIBERATION
OH SHIT YODA CONFIRMED
>>63654648
lel It was a legitimate question too, I didn't know.
Does she have a part in this movie?
>>63654652
it's just awful to think that our daughters could have grown up being told they could never become an imperial officer
>>63654666
Fuck you, pussy. Why don't you fucking kill yourself, bitch
>>63654679
source
PROGRESSIVE
praise allah
Worst interviewer. Gwendoline Christie
"Did you smile under your mask?"
Dafuq?
>hopefully more than the voice
CGI BTFO BY BASED OZ
Yoda confirmed is
>>63654549
Well done... and factual
>>63654711
ummmm lol? calm down heeb
I thought Frank Oz died
>>63654259
after months of white shaming on twitter this asshole is going full black power mode on the premiere of the most successful movie of history.
you caused this, /tv/. you and your "it's 2015" shitposting
>>63654688
>>63654695
I didn't know she spoke such marvelous RP irl.
>>63654613
That's an asian-american and not at all representative of actual Asian audiences as a whole.
Keep reaching, tumblr.
>hopefully more than the voice
Wow Frank, calm down
i want the interviewer dead
he is the most cringy unintelligent fuckwit ever
lol neoreactionary degenerates triggered
yoda guy being a total asshole lol
when will they ever learn?
>>63654595
>G-Guys? anyone?
>>63654259
if the glove does not fit, you must acquit
>>63654728
Fuck you, stop being a pussy bitch
>>63654221
is that denzel washington?
>>63654707
did you listen to the interview, ya big dummy?
>>63654713
my HPV
Is r2-d2 or C3PO gonna be here?
>>63654746
Frank's too old to waste time with these little shits.
>NRx fags eternally triggered by pop culture
Do you guys think that they'll bring back Yoda for merchandise?
This interviewer faggot is your typical millennial cunt, fucking annoying.
>>63654750
yogurt head
Holy shit, I hear Han Solo is in the new Star Wars! I doubt it though. I hope Jar Jar is back for more shenanigans.
why could they only get C list celebrities to show up?
>>63654739
>he's talking to Star Wars legends and you're shitposting on /teevee/
>>63654777
>77
Star Wars was released in 1977
>>63654768
I tuned in like right at the beginning and they were walking through. 3PO even had the red arm
BEST NEW WAIFU
>>63654787
4Head
>touches people
confirmed for one of us
>>63654789
is that the fucking old spice guy
>>63654793
fuck off you homo
DAISY
>>63654759
It's fucking hard when the niggerball stream has the announcers yelling at me and these guys are all whispering sweet nothings to each other. I'm still messing with the volumes and shit.
But I guess she is? Something about her helmet and muh oppressive clothing and shit.
>>63654777
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
nice trips
B B C
B
C
>>63654789
Who the fuck are those jabronies?
>>63654357
https://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-news/press-releases/2012/10/disney-acquire-lucasfilm-ltd
Ctrl + F "family entertainment".
This has always been inevitable.
OI MATE
DAISY
A
I
S
Y
my waifu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63654789
is that ariel winters on the far right?
>>63654789
they could've invited hayden and ewan instead of these motherfuckers.
>>63654789
I have never seen any of those people
MUH WAIFU!
Carrie should just interview everyone.
rey is a qt
DAISY
A
I
S
Y
>>63654812
>12
The Phantom Menace was rereleased in 2012
IT DIDNT FEEL LARGE
>>63654814
tfw daisy is my waifu
tfw i would be too beta to ever talk to her
>>63654789
>MBJ
PANIC
TEH REI
AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
QUAD JUMPAH
>P R O G R E S S I V E
>R
>O
>G
>R
>E
>S
>S
>I
>V
>E
>Who messed around the most on set
>me and John
Daisy confirmed for loving bbc
oh god that accent
my ears
poor manlet interviewer
SHE AND JOHN MESS AROUND ON SET
IBG CONFIRMED
Daisy is a 7 out of 10 with world class Hollywood makeup.
Imagine how fucking ugly she looks without it.
![stdin_snapshot_35.40_[2015.12.14_20.47.06].png](https://i.imgur.com/Fo5WJby.jpg "stdin snapshot 35.40 [2015.12.14 20.47.06]")
This guy is getting blown the fuck out tonight
HOLY SHIT DAISY BAKED AS FUCK
>>63654845
kek
JUST
she's an ugly slag, how can anyone think she's cute?
>>63654855
>spending your time on this
calm down stormfront she's not even remotely feminazi
HUGE
BRITISH
>>63654791
touché
interviewer is a fucking faggot, millennial cunts.
>messed around
HAHAHAHA HE'S SUCH A MANLET
>John and Daisy messed around on set
B L A C K E D
shut up yikes
shit nigga she look like a demon
but her voice <3
YOU JUST KNOW
>Phantom Menace music
BLUNDER CONFIRMED
Jesus they aren't even hiding it
>>63654855
I MEAN C'MON
IT'S 2015
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>63654859
She's wearing heels.
>Mental retardation
>silly
they fugged on set and JJ watched
>>63654866
wtf is Daisy tall? or is he a manlet
I hope Lumpy makes an appearance.
>>63654864dibs
bedora
She "messed around" with John.
Oh dear...
>can't wait to go home
they can't even pretend to wanting to be there lol
![687474703a2f2f696d67322d312e74696d65696e632e6e65742f65772f64796e616d69632f696d67732f3038303332342f56696c6c61696e732f466c6173682d476f72646f6e2d4d696e675f6c2e6a7067[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d7NMm6y.jpg "687474703a2f2f696d67322d312e74696d65696e632e6e65742f65772f64796e616d69632f696d67732f3038303332342f56696c6c61696e732f466c6173682d476f72646f6e2d4d696e675f6c2e6a7067[1]")
WHERE THE FUCK IS BASED MING THE MERCILESS???!!!!
>>63654867
haha holy fucking shit.
saved.
>>63654833
no.
>director of Episode VIII
lel dumb bitch
dude why are all these interviewers so cringy
MESSA FREE
>it's prettttycooooool
>it's prettttycooooool
>IT'S FUN IT'S FUN
>it's prettttycooooool
whoa am I listening to dubstep
>Ridley is only 5'7"
>towers over interviewer guy
JUST
holy heck
I thought those pics of here smiling were shopped
her whole face goes demon spawn
>>63654855
Thank god for progressive people like her. Without her we wouldn't have a strong female villain that needs no man. A world without a strong female Star Wars character is one not worth living in.
REMINDER TREVOWSHIT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ENDING THE TRILOGY
HOLY SHIT PREQUEL MUSIC
PREQUEL MUUUUSICCCC
>>63654777
NRx means Moldbug devotee, it has nothing to do with Alt-Right shitlord types.
BLACKED confirmed
didn't think they could get a worse interviewer
Fuck me, the blacked posts are coming back after that shit
GET TREVORROW OUT OF HERE
>>63654733
>Not ALL asians!
>>63654910
she's rather tall. old news.
>>63654901
this will make the phantom menace look like citizen kane.
>>63654836
Seriously
I get they're trying to distance themselves from the PT, but still
JGL dressed as yodawhat a douchebag
need new ass shots from the premiere
>>63654956
DELETE THIS
>>63654899
>but her voice
is awful
>>63654789
Starlet Wars
>>63654934
>sorry sorry
>>63654944
WHAT ARE HEELS
Prob same height because boyega is 5'9" and he was an inch or so shorter.
NEW THREAD
>>63654970
>>63654970
>>63654970
NEW THREAD
>>63654970
>>63654970
>>63654970
NEW THREAD
>>63654970
>>63654970
>>63654970
>Daisy Ridley and Boyega messed around on set
JOHN WILLIAMS JUST SENT ME THIS
Y'ALL NIGGAS JELLY?
>>63654515
the new cunny?
>>63654954
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>63654937
She looks like a crazy Keira Knightley
>>63654140
I would 'Fuck' Sarah Hyland
>>63654976
LOL
>>63654977
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
nice trips
>>63654931
hes playing chess with death m8
>>63654993
>compact disk
Literally what is this
>>63654986
he's still a fucking manlet, manlet.
Have they invited Hayden and Ewan?
>>63654982
Faggot
私はレイ!
>>63654993
you already posted it and saved it with a 4chan filename so you could repost it?
seems legit
Why are you guys so angry about them using prequel music? The prequel ost is better than the original ost honestly.
>>63654976
Haha what the fuck.
>>63654993
kek
Is there anybody at this ceremony who isn't fucking plastered?
>>63654993
I kekkled
MESSED AROUND ON SET
>>63655005
Well you know the crazier the girl, the better the sex. Or so my sexually active friends have told me.
pls no bully
>>63654993
>Vader had a brother!?
>>63654789
based Mustafa
>>63655052
>duel of the fates and darth maul with his double lightsaber. hyped af
>>63655030
They had better things to do.
>>63655101
>Vader had a brother!?
no but he had a mader and fader
>>63655086
I think Kasdan was ACTUALLY plastered.
I bet Snoke is Shmi Skywalker.
jj doing star trek hand signals when fans ask for selfies
like what the fuck
>>63655143
He had a may-dear and a fay-dear?
I dont get it
So tonight will have spoilers 100% confirm?
>>63655052
This.
>people who pretend Duel of Fates and Battle of Heroes aren't GOAT
P L E B S
>>63655095
is that a queens of the stone age tattoo?
>>63654931
He's still chilling in that ring.
who is this semen demon?
>>63655232
It's my daughters, she always goes out and plays poker with the guys
>>63654713
Debbie Reynolds vagoo
>>63655253
I was about to ask the same thing, family.
>the Oscar and Carrie interview
you just KNOW
>>63654789
Because no one wants to get Allahu Admiral Ackbar-red
>>63655331
that was so amazing
she ripped the fucking button off his pants getting at his dick before the show
>>63655371
he probably put a line of coke on it.
lol the host was freaking out
Wow I'm surprised my local theater isn't completely sold out
>>63654976
aw nugga, no
>>63654993
fucking kek
>>63654993
kek you had me for a minute at GRAVE OF A CALRISSIAN
>>63654140
Any star wars spoilers?
starwars leaks on reddit is down for mantainance
>>63655442
>XD
>>63655773
All of reddit is down Disney is DDOSING reddit to prevent them from leaking the movie
They know if they fuck with 4chan then hell will rain down upon them
>>63656521
Reddit is extremely corrupt and will bend their ass backwards for any corporation or politician, they are known to this.
So they wouldn't even need a DDOS, Disney would just promise some AMA later in the week and they would do it.
