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STAR WARS RED CARPET GAME THREAD #4


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STICKY THIS SHIT MODS
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BANE
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you JUST KNOW
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PREQUEL MUSIC
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WESSA FREE
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>Colin Hackvorrow
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>the force is not a science

midichlorians btfo
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PROGRESSIVE
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>>63654970
what ethnicity is the guy on the left?
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PREQUELS ACKNOWLEDGED

REDDIT BTFO
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>>63654970
Interviewer is a millennial faggot.
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who /shouldbestudyingforfinals/ here?
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>>63654970
what a manlet
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WE WUZ KINGS
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well that was akward
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>>63654993
10/10
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Youtube Stream because OP keeps being a faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k
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>>63654970
it's almost over
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>>63654970
I ship it. Kylpoe will be canon.
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I hope the force ghost of Salacious B. Crumb is in the movie
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>force is not a science

He doesn't know about midichlorians kek
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>it's over

GET READY FOR THOSE SPOILERS IN 2 HOURS BROS
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>>63654970
I honestly believe these two will save this movie from being shit
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REMINDER THAT FISHER IS HAVING HER LOOSE CUNT POUNDED BY OSCAR
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I want Boyega to fill me bum
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>>63655031
this
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YOUTUBE LINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k
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Reminder: LIVE TWEET SPAM
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>>63655035
mexican
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>Who messed around most on set?
>Uh.. Me and John

What did she mean by this?
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>Daisy admitting she'd rather be at home in London

Kek.
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so why doesn't it say episode VII?
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Where ISIS at?
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Did that dumb say her character is the first movie female villain?
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>>63655024
who's dick did he suck to land star wars and jurrasic park?
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It's ending I think
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Have they invited Jake Lloyd?
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>>63655035
That's Adam Driver. He's white.
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>>63654970
OUTER
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QWAD JUMPAH
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>>63654970
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oh shit its starting
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>>63655104
star wars didnt say episode 4 till the crawl
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Daisy a cute! CUTE
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funniest thing he said
lets just run the carrie fisher segment for 3 hours
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>all those lucky celebrity scum who have NEVER seen a star wars movie are literally selecting seats right now to the new star wars movie
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>>63655108
First Star Wars female villain.
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>literally no one from the prequels showed up
George didn't deserve this
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>>63655035
That's Adam Driver, United States Marine Corps, pleb.
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>>63655111
Kathleen Kennedy and Frank Marshall's
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Was Ewan McGregor, Liam Neeson, or Hayden Lastname there?
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>>63655111
It's standard procedure for Disney to pick indie directors who will cater to their needs for every blockbuster
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>>63655127
S P A C E
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>>63655147
>Ewan McGregor wasn't even there
fuck Hollywood dickriders I didn't even recognize any of them
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>>63655108
IN star wars
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Was that guy dressed up as Shrek?
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>Mark is charming as hell

Hopefully they dont destroy Luke in the movie
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>>63655129
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My main man based Colin!
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>>63655167
BASED GEORGE was there.
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MISTER JJ MISTER JJ
PLEASE OVER HERE
WILL YOU SIGN MY TEFILLIN
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I want to fuck Carrie's daughter

and Carrie too
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>>63655175
ONE SECOND PLEASE
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Why is mark so based
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>>63655167

they don't want to remind anyone of that dark stain on their careers
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>based Oscar still peeing
>ywn have a chat with him at the urinal on the premiere
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Billy Dee!!!!!
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Where is the twitter spoiler thread?
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IT"S OVER
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>>63655216
UH OOHHHHH
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>carrie fisher wookie roaring on the red carpet
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>>63655167
No.
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TIME TO LEAVE /tv/ FOR THREE DAYS
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>>63655214

I think Carrie Fisher would be a fun fuck actually now in her crazy old age.

Sucks you would probably get every disease under the sun
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<3
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>>63655226
>talking to another grown man while you're touching your dick
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Is it over?
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>>63655179

He probably didn't want to have anything to do with this after the press tour for Episode 3 was over.
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>spoilers in 2 hours
>going to post them all on reddit
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>>63655125
>>63655154
You're throwing out names but I have no idea wtf you're talking about
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the first thread is only on page 8

WE DIDNT EVEN NEED THESE OTHER THREADS
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Anyone else unironically like Adam Driver?
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>>63655226

>Talking with a man taking a piss
>Talking with any man at all in a restroom

Off yourself faggot
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>>63655262
yee
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well, it was fun guys

gonna leave /tv/ until wednesday night
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Bye bye, please keep funposting without me.
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I just saw the movie. Pic explains everything.
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>>63655203
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>in theaters Friday
>local theater is packed until Tuesday

FUCK MY LIFE I'LL HOLE UP IN A BUNKER
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>>63655258
She just replaced Jordyn as Literally Perfect girl.
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>tfw you don't wanna get spoiled but you don't wanna miss the VERY FIRST MEMES
fuuuuck
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>>63655267
>mfw im reddit
>mfw i'll post them here first
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>>63655251
Fug, this anon is right. Guess I'll have to go to /pol/
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>>63655277
>77
1977
Star Wars came out in 1977
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>>63655290
Why
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>>63655150
>First Female Villain
>Not Padme
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>>63655295
that filename
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>>63655226
>ywn do an an impromptu a capella of Fare Thee Well while peeing with Oscar

>>63655248
PUH-PUH-PUH PLEASE MRS. KENNEDY
I DON'T WANNA PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME INTO OUTER SPACE
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>>63655273
Yes. He's my husbando.
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What happens in three days?
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>>63655293
star wars?

scheisse!
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>>63655295
pls dont bully my waifu
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>>63655253

senpaitachi?
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>>63655296
>he didn't preorder midnight or sooner tickets
It's your own fault
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>>63655267
Get your "throaway" accounts ready, it's going to be fun.

Protip: if moderation is particularly effective on spoiler night, go around PMing the spoilers with non-indicative titles to top comments and the like, there's nothing they can do if they aren't smart enough to block private messages beforehand.
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>>63655330
mass shootings
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>>63655296
hahaha I have tickets to see it this wednesday

get fucked
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>>63655330
Absolute mediocrity at best, the usual tripe at worst.
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>>63655098
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>>63655330
Artoo, set memes at 100%
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>tfw you will never fuck crazy older carrie fisher.
>she will never furiously ride you while snorting coke off your chest
>Gary the dog will never watch you fuck her doggy style
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>>63655117
What about Hayden Christensen?
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>>63655326
FIVE
FOUR
THREE
TWO
OH NO
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why is she so perfect bros?
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>>63655357
Nice.
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>>63654970
I fucking love Oscar Isaac so much. I can't even tell you why.
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>>63655398

Voice makes me want to strangle her
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>>63655357
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>>63655398
girls become more attractive after they've had BBC inside them
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>>63655367

never thought I would go jerk off to old carrie fisher. But im off to do it.

Wish me luck everyone!
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i feel really bad for george :(
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>>63655424
probly cause he road carrie fisher like a bronco five minutes before that red carpet
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>>63655365
I thought that was Mari in the thumbnail.
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>>63655397
Listen, I'm happy for the gig but who wrote this?
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>tfw Ewan, Hayden and Ian weren't invited

:(
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>>63655267
>>63655355
Can't fucking wait, you better follow through.

>5 pages of nothing but people spoiling a kid's flick
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>>63655460
just remember what he did to you
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>>63655475
who
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>>63655469
I-I did :(
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>>63655357
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>>63655337
There's a new STAR WARS????!?!!?!
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>>63655460

why?

He was there
Hes rich as fuck
He has a semi-hot negress wife

Hes got the life
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I kinda feel like streaming a terrible HOUR LONG movie I made a long time ago.

If you really want me to, I will try.
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>>63655267
Good luck anon!
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>>63655475

>Disney's so scared to mentioned the prequels, they go as far as to ignore the actors that appeared in those movies.
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Is the stream over?
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>>63655296

>tfw going to New York to see friends from 17th to 23rd
No more 4chan for a week or three tubi honest famigo.
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>have no friends to se ep 7 with
>don't want to go alone in case i spil spaghetti
help
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what was lucas telling him?
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>>63655502
>mfw I finally realize that Lobot was Lando's slave
How far back does the c͏uck meme go?
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>>63655527
He looks depressed that everyone is going to shit on him even harder if this movie is good. Also seems depressed because this wasn't his vision for Star Wars.

They'll blame him even more for the prequels. He hates criticism and has said so before.
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>>63655489
Obi-Wan, Anakin and Sheev
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>>63655555
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>>63655536
I'm surprised Ian wasn't invited. He was in the OT.
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>>63655549
Where u at anon. I'll go with ya
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>>63655551
>JJ, did you use my notes on the auteur theory?
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>>63655551
just death threats, thats all.
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Anyone else in this thread from southern Ontario?
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>>63655551
you are about to find out how i became a bitter asshole
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>>63655588
fuck off gran
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Where did you get those spoilers from?

Classified, really?

Y-You too.
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>>63655251
I'm one week out famiglia, i'm avoiding big public
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How did Hamill do it? Hes beautiful
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>it's a /tv/ tries to interpret george lucas's emotions like a normal human instead of realizing he's just a big dumb child thread
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just rewatched the lucas interview, holy fuck he is soooo butthurt, he totally must regret selling the franchise to disney. and then at the end some guy jumps in telling him he'll never beat jurassic world and he replied "i'll have to crush you like a bug" and they walk away awkwardly. so weird, all of the interviews have been off. i think everyone is just tired of this whole spoiler secrecy mandated by disney. johnson and trevorrow are probably shitting their pants right now realizing what awaits them the next few years.
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>>63655035
Why does it even matter you fucking idiot
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>>63655167
>They didn't even invite the only real actors who are still alive and attached to the Star Wars name

I bet they didn't even bother to invite Sheev either. Hollywood Jews for you, I guess.
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>>63655127
OH NO
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>>63655551
family recipe for star wars sugar cookies.
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>>63655574
ah
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someone post spoilers
I want to be a cunt to my friends
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>>63655662
>. and then at the end some guy jumps in telling him he'll never beat jurassic world and he replied "i'll have to crush you like a bug" and they walk away awkwardly

>this happened
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>>63655635
I was just tying to help brah. Go jump off a bridge, you worthless sack of shit
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>>63655660
were RLM invited?
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>>63655662
Fisher and Isaac interview was poetry.
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>>63655691
theres a reason you have none
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>>63655660
mark and mark!
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>George Lucas stumbles onto the set (where he wasn't allowed) and starts complaining "why did you change this, it's all wrong, this isn't my vision" etc etc
Sealed his fucking fate. Now when the movie does well everyone's going to realize how much better it is than his shit. He should have said "ahh yes this looks great, it's JUST like my vision!"
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>>63655660
he stopped being a fatty and groomed himself. should be inspiration to all the star wars neckbeards out there
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>>63655724
nice one bro ;P
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>>63655551
>You checked script for the darth Jar Jar sequel that i sent you?
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>>63655551
A string of fuck-words, he spit in his face once or twice.
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>>63655035

He's got a weird muddled accent that I can't place. Is it autism?
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>>63655724
Fuck you, I'm his friend.
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>>63655551
>"I will fuck you. I will find you and I will fuck you. Sleep with one eye open, mother fucker."
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>>63655739
what did he mean by this?

actually though, when did this happen? sounds hilarious
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>>63655735

Im happy Mark and the rest of Collider/Jedi Council got to go.
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>>63655783
thanks f@m
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>>63654970
>Oscar Isaac will NEVER hold you like that

Just fucking kill me pls
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>>63655551
> you went a little far in a few places
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>>63655660
Damn. He looks just like Alec Guinness.
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>>63655551
"Thanks for the sloppy BJJ".
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>>63655717
yeah, that was the absolute highlight no doubt. carrie swearing multiple times, isaac talking about his penis and oozing post-threesome comfy conversation. hamill was probably the best at being a well rounded interviewee, he even knew the interviewer's name and genuinely looked excited.
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>>63655295
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>>63655674
NOT ME
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>>63655822
Wanna go to Ep 7 together?

N-no homo.
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>>63655802
yeah they can be a little cringy sometimes but they are good dudes
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>>63655802
same tbqh family
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>>63655824

I'll hold you bb
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ANYONE HAVE THE GIF OF THE DRIVER GOING BLBLBLBLBLBLB WHILE SINGING PLEASE MR. KENNEDY?
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post more Daisy lads
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>>63655875
I'm not going to see this shitshow lmao
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>>63655258
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>>63654970
>It's not fair, Adam. You're white, and I'm pretty close, why aren't we more popular? Why aren't we on the hype train?
>I know, Oscar. I know. It'll be ok.
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>>63655874
P-P-PLEASE MR. RENNEDY
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>>63655908
Me neither, that's why once you get spoilers, be sure to post them so I can read how much of a pile of shit it is and be glad I didn't waste my time on it.
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>>63655660
where is he posting them?

Went on the Collider instagram account and didn't find it.
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>>63655948

His own personal accounts.

5150Ellis is usually his name on stuff. Kristian has been periscoping and posting pics as well
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>>63655627
lol top kek
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JOHN BOYEGA IS TAKING OFF HIS STORMTROOPER HELMET RIGHT.....................................
............................................
............................................
............................................
............................................
............................................

NOW
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can someone tell me why Hollywood keeps picking these mediocre British meme actors to star in everything nowadays?
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>>63655660
Unjusted as fuck.
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>>63654970
Just look at these two

Symbols of hope and the future.

The grandson of Anakin, warrior of the dark side and lanklet supreme embracing the manlet ace pilot son of a rebel starfighter from the battle of endor. Together they represent the future of peace between lanklets and manlets as well as the future of Star Wars as a whole
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>>63656021
Because mediocre British is still better than American.
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>Interviewer: What have you been up to?
>Lucas: ...
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>>63655896
here you go sweetie
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>>63656021
started with lotr, then GoT. if you're going to play an epic role you need a british or similar accent.
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>>63656021
because yanks are degenerate inbreds
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>>63656070
Sheevposting on /tv/
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OUTER
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>>63656021
Because they work for cheaper wages.
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>>63656073
Thanks, but I was thinking of a non-looped non-tumblr gif that I used to see on /tv/ a lot back when Driver was announced to be in Star Wars
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>>63656092
Who in lotr even had a British accent?
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>>63656134
That and they're not unionized via the SAG.
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>>63656188
Sean Bean?
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>>63656188
idk the elves i think. dwarves had accents too. muricans can't into imagination without hearing accents
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>>63655308
>>63655251

>implying we wont be spamming spoilers on every board
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>>63655551
>next time make it "faster and more intense"
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>>63656068
>>63656112
It's funny because the mediocre American actors are going to carry the shit out of the British actors.
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Right now, as we speak, at this VERY MOMENT, Carrie Fisher's hand is in a bucket of popcorn on Oscar Isaac's lap.
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>>63656188
Literally every Hobbit.
Gandalf.
Sauron-Man.
Boromir.
Aragorn pretty much.
Gimli.
Legoland.
Galadriel.

Fucking everyone, I can't think of someone who doesn't off the top of my head.
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>>63655939
If I had an X-wing like he once had
I'd find your brother, the Jedi nomad
Fare thee well, my Princess, fare thee well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M8m4LyFSkE
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>>63656302
you know if that theater is dark enough i'd be a-ok with that
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WHERE ARE THE SPOILERS? HASN'T IT SCREENED YET?
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why do d-bags pretend to like star wars?
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>>63656663
lol what a faggot. somehow he cares enough to wear a costume but doesn't care enough to make it good?
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>>63656663
hahaha epic costume
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>>63656663

He was really made for that role in TDKR
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>>63656663
Just posted this on reddit.
"TIL that Joseph Gordon Levitt wore an EPIC Yoda cosplay to ththe Star Wars premiere"
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>>63656796
Reddit is down.
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>>63656796
congratulations, i fount it on tumblr
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>>63656663
MY SHIT UP, JUST FUCK
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>>63655660
He's looking really well. Lost a lot of weight.

Fun fact: Ep VIII has been filming since September and Boyega hasn't been seen once at any location. The rumours of his characters death/grave injury by Kylo in the forest fight could be true.
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>>63656663
i just all little respect i had left for jgl
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>>63656663
Who do you want to catch, a hothead or the guy who killed Harvey Dent?
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>>63656663
>>63656743
>>63656749
Hotheads, please go.
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>>63655296
Don't worry some cultural enrichment via the Qu'ran will come their way if the chatter on the internet is to be believed. Arabic hashtags of "Burning stars" and "Stars are falling" are being used.

Not going to watch a children's film might save your life.
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>>63656663
why would someone do this
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>>63656979
>calling the hothead a faggot makes you a hothead
lrn2meme, faggot.
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>>63655296
I think you mean "HOL UP".
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>>63656188
Viggo's wasn't that heavy but it felt pretty natural so it worked
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>>63656663
>le epic star wars
>hehe memes and progressive.

Star Wars is now created by a team that comprises 80% women. Gays,trannies,rampant race mixing and LGBT rights are all in the next 6 films and all media and merchandise offshoots.
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Looks like our boy Luke hit the gym.
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>>63657107
can we appreciate how well Mark Hamill unJUSTed himself
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>>63657107
This brings a smile to my face.
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>>63657009
maybe ISIS is trying their hand at memes?
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>>63657107
>mark is in better shape than me

I need to get my life in order
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>>63656663
>multi millionaire
>can't get a makeup friend to do something realistic.

Fucking hell.
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>>63657107
naw the photo on the left is when he bulked up for a voice role

he was having a hard time voicing a fat person
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>>63657107
B A S E D
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>>63657097
>WE WANT THE REDDIT AND TUMBLR AUDIENCE
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>>63656663
HOT HEAD
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>>63657153
They should have just used your mom then mate
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>>63656663
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>63657127
Well 2 Syrian men were arrested in Geneva for manufacturing and transporting chemical bombs. Authorities believe there are another 5-7 more in the cell.

They aren't edgy anon they are fanatics wanting to herald the arrival of the madhi and fulfill an apocalyptic prophecy. They have the manpower,funds and support base to do so.
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsERzZt9dro
top kek
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>>63657263
oh thank god someone recorded it, that shit was glorious

>oscar fumbling to come up with excuse for why his pants button is broken
>carrie shushing him with finger to her lips
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>>63657218
>They have the manpower,funds and support base to do so
even if every one of them snackbar'd themselves with their sandtech explosives it would not constitute an 'apocalypse'
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>>63657107
Looking good Marky boy!

>tfw he's 65 and in better shape than me and he's 40 years older than me.

Fuck I need to hit the gym in the new year.
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>>63657307
why not start now u disgusting pile of chewed bubble gum
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>>63657263
>wooooo

Carrie's fake enthusiasm. I keked. Confirmed for shit film.
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Why the hell was peypey invited? Was she even alive during the prequels?

Reee
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>>63657324
It's the Christmas period everyone gains weight from all the food.
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>>63657403
>i'll start later
not making it
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>>63657263
I'm dying
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>>63657263
Oscar is cool as fuck. He's going to be the new star of the franchise especially considering he's confirmed he's in 4 of the 6 films.
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>>63657368

>Fords's "Blame JJ" comment
>Hamill's comment on pandering to nostalgia being a bad idea.
<Lucas banned from saying anything negative about the new film.
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>>63657263
I love how the interviewers realized they made a terrible mistake. I also think Carrie is playing with the snow again.
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>>63657403
>everyone
I didn't. Actually losing weight now that I am working out.

Stop making excuses you fat sack of shit.
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>>63657458
Oscar's definitely giving her some white precipitation if you know what I mean
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>>63657464
Post about it here :^)
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>>63657263
Oscar Isaac is going to save this dumb movie.
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>>63657263
These people must be short as all fuck

Oscar towers over them and he's 5'8/7 super manlet
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>>63657464
Reddit PMs to top comments in Star Wars threads
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>>63657464
do you actually, really, seriously care about this?
it's just a dumb star wars flick
do you honestly have nothing else going on in your life right now that you want to spend hours trying to dig up spoiler information that will annoy people on reddit for 30 seconds?
is this how fixated you are on reddit, that you just can't stop thinking of how to interact with them?
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>>63657464
/b/ is this way, friend

<<<<
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>>63657464
Because...4chin is better.
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>>63657518
Let's do it. Operation #FuckYouManChilds is in full effect. The only question is how to find out what happens before they do, before the premiere.
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>>63657464
Grow up.
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>>63657447
4 of 6?
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>>63657450
Indeed. All of this shit came out in the last 24 hours. Which means they've already seen the finished product.

>yfw it has to hit $1.5bn at the box office just to break even due to sheer marketing which has hit a record $700mn on top of the $250mn to make the film.

I'm seeing a repeat of vid related coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSaaa_OBkzw
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>>63657507
He obviously stole Iron Manlet stilt shoes.
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>Boyega wearinf a single glove

POTTERY
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>>63657483
Are you saying Oscar gives her his semen, which she then freezes, smashes into a fine powder and subsequently snorts?

I'll believe it.
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>>63657263
The fucking drugs desu senpai they must have snorted the fucking Everest
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>>63657560
The people excited for this children's movie should grow up tbhfamsmh
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>>63657464
Create burner accounts and send private messages to people. Disguise the message by misdirecting them with the first line so that they keep reading. Easy.
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>>63657507
I'm 6'5 and tower over 98% of people in the world so if Oscar is towering them then I must be a fucking giant to their puny forms.
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>>63657507
He's 5'10". Lemme guess, you're 6 foot 5?
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>>63657575
4 of the 6 films.

3 episodes and 3 spin offs.. 2015-2021.
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>>63655057
was oscar isaac drunk ?
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le epic slay girl
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>>63657263
I love Oscar
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>>63657368
She's on lithium.
Everything she does is fake.
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>>63657666
I think Fisher's contagious.
Checked.
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Have you guys ever seen a monkey show? You know, a guy has a monkey on a leash, and he makes it do dumb tricks like walk around and sit on chairs and pretend to juggle and shit. There's something really offputting about them. You know, I don't give a shit about the monkey, I don't care about the "animal rights" crowd or anything, it's just.. when you look at all the PEOPLE gathered around to watch the show. The slack-jawed yokels, staring with mouths agape, pointing and laughing "HAHA LOOK AT THE MONKEY! THE MONKEY IS FUNNY! OH MY GOD IT PICKED UP THE BALL HAHAHAHA!". There's just something about seeing those glassy-eyed idiots that makes you feel so disgusted that these people get to breathe the same air as you, that they think this kind of moronic pointless nonsense is not only "funny" but hilarious to the point of hyperventilation.

i dunno brehs that's just kind of how I feel when I see anons like this >>63657464 losing their shit over how bad they need to "troll reddit" with flick spoilers.
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>>63657464
Epic raid /b/rother. Let's fuck with all those consumer sheep before high school lets out for Christmas break!
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>>63657507
Well I'm 6'2 and I'm not much bigger in my country(Netherlands) but the average height for a man here is 6 foot and for women 5'9 making us the tallest nation on Earth.

Though if I go to say the USA or S Korea like recently. I'm taller than vast majority of people. Isn't Oscar a respectable 5'10?
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>>63657263
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>>63657634
Google says 5'8

And that will be an inflated height too
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>>63657263
>"Your Uncle was a HUGE Star Wars fan"
>"Remember? He would hang out in your trailer!"

Oscar Isaacs Uncle confirmed for having fucked Carrie Fisher.
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>>63657263
>kirk cameron what?
>al pacino, feces, kirk cameron!
What a couple of autismo dumbasses. Didn't even recognize that Fisher slipped up Dameron by calling him Decameron as in the fucking book!
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>>63657671
who ?
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>>63657671
Who is this?
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DAILY REMINDER TO PM ALL SPOILERS TO TOP COMMENTS ON STAR WARS THREADS ON REDDIT IN ORDER TO SPOIL THE MOVIE FOR REDDITORS.
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>>63656663
Genuine laughter and enjoyment
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>>63657775
>respectable 5'10
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Anyone got the Lawrence Kasdan interview? He was fucking GONE, just wasted off his ass.
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>>63657811
She threw Edgar Allan too...
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>>63657824
The other boy from that kiddie show that used to be popular here, Shake it Up or something like that.
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>Hamill making engative remarks
>Ford making a "blame jj" remark
>Fisher faking enthusiasm
>George Lucas not allowed to say anything negative about it and just said "It will please old fans".
>entire cast is drunk/high already

This isn't looking good is it?
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>>63658000
It's looking glorious, I'm enjoying this train ride.
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Can't wait for the memes.
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Holy fuck that interview has me in stitches. Fisher and Isaac are pissed/high. her daughter is embarrassed as fuck and the interviewers just realised their mistake.
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>>63656578
>that underboob
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Where are the Spoilers, ese?
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>>63658000
I'm ready for the waves of "miss me yet?" George posts.
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>tfw you would never get high with Oscar Isaac and Carrie Fisher and hit on Carrie's daughter while telling her she was the best thing in Scream Queens...
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Have you guys tried out the Kylo Ren videogames?
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>>63658000
Trips speak truth and nope it isn't. Plus the news just to break even they have to hit $1.5bn at box office due to the high marketing costs. Despite the fact China's interest has waned due to having African stars as a lead character when they prefer Europeans.

This is a train ride to disaster. Disney have already said if it doesn't surpass $2bn it's a disaster in their eyes.

All we need is a repeat of 2012's dark knight shootings and this might legitimately be the most memorable movie release week ever.
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>>63658000
trips confirm, lucas will be hard for a year after tonight
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>>63658000
>inb4 "Miss me yet" posts with George Lucas's face shopped into scenes and characters.
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>>63657263
>you can drink yogurt out of my head

What did he mean by this?
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>there is no more likely thread for a famous /tv/ anon to post in/mess it up for all of us

All wings report in
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>>63658200
The PR managers must be facepalming right now.
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>>63657263
12 seconds in was when they realised it was going to be one hell of a ride...
Based Oscar and Based Carrie
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>>63658351
>fuck, they're acting like people
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>>63658294
Robert Redford standing by.
Kylo Ren kills Luke when he tries to save He Wud A Gud Boyega
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>>63658397
>ywn hang out with them and get drunk/high and make stupid jokes about each others' movie names
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>>63657263
>3:41
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>>63658419
Nope because Luke was seen training Rey on Skellig Michael during the not so secret shooting of Episode VIII there in October. Locals watched as Hamill and Ridley had lightsaber fights on the monastery steps in a clear training sequence.

It's Finn that dies/gets gravely injured.
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>>63658489
he doesn't die, he just doesn't care/want to do lightsaber stuff

rey ditches him and poe to go train
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Princess Leia's leg

WAKE ME UP
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So nice to see Sam Witwer, met him at a con once and he was a really nice guy
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>>63657263
She sounds like Joan Rivers
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>>63655440
You must have oedipus complex then.
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>>63658622
STILL WOULD
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>>63656663

BLACK FACE
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How did we miss this?
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>>63658000
What negative things have Hamill and Ford said?
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