GET IN HERE
stream at starwars.com
FIRST FOR DAISY
Ford is fucking done with all of this
GAY ROBOT
>"Blame it on JJ." - Harrison Ford
I thought Daniels was McDiarmid for a second
why didn't he wear his manheels?
/TV/ WAS RIGHT FAGGOTS
>no one is going to post in your thread
Why is Harrison so based
>fan and a verizon customer
fuck you american fucking retard mongoloid advertising jew pieces of shit
Can't Garrison old man Harrison
>>63652487
he knows the movie is a dumpster fire. it is over /tv/ abandon the hype train while you still can.
>>63652522
>burning the Millennium Falcon
What.
In.
Fuck's.
Sake.
>>63652522
He's among the last of the cool, insane old white dudes. End of an era.
>>63652423
So is there an anon there who's gonna watch the movie and spoil it?
>>63652522
Can't even explain it.
He just is.
BASED FUCKING LUCAS TELLING JJ HIS SHIT SUCKS
>>63652545
hahahahhahaha what a fucking age we live in
>>63652423
make a sticky about star wars already
the shitposting here this week will be tdkr levels
>>63652502
is that his wife>??? I hate the jew cunt
>>63652522
>yfw Kylo Ren is the son of Leia and Chewbacca
>"STAR WARS: A Spike Lee Joint"
Would you watch it?
why the fuck is spike lee there
>>63652615
The only thing worse would be a Tarantino SW
Seriously though, after all this advertising and product placement, is anyone actually hype?
Is this really gonna be the most successful movie of our lifetimes? Will this movie become the start of a new epoch and we gotta change the dates and to BPT or APT?
>>63652590
YOUR SHIT SUCKS, I COULD HAVE MADE IT SUCK MORE
>>63652615
I'd take a Spike Lee joint over a JJ flick any day to be honest
who is this semen demon?
ANTHONY DANIELS ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE SHEEV WTF
>>63652423
WHOA, Anthony Daniels (C3PO) just said they burned the Millenium Falcon after Return of the Jedi since they had no room to store it
oh god, not this meme nigress slut
>>63652651
becky g
SOUND GUYS ARE ON
INTERESTING NON-EGOTISTICAL SHIT INCOMING
>>63652651
That's exactly what I want to know.
>>63652652
Was literally just thinking this
HAVE THERE BEEN SIGHTINGS OF SHEEV? PLEASE TELL ME SHEEV WILL SHOW UP
>>63652663
what a kuk
HERE WE GO
THE G-MAM
>>63652651
Yellow Ranger in 2017 Power Rangers
G E O R G E
>>63652705
GEORGE IS DRUNK
L U C A S
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LUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
BRAVO
R
A
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HERE COMES THE POETRY
I don't suppose Jake Lloyd is there?
post girl in black dress with the BB-8s popping out pls
>>63652674
Based Zendaya.
starwars.com stream fucks up the moment George says "Fun"
It's like pottery.
POTTERY
O
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T
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R
Y
MODS, STICKY WHEN?
>>63652734
Isn't he still in jail?
HE'S WEARING JEANS
>>63652734
he's in a mental clinic
I Want Adam Driver To Violently Fist Me
>>63652636
I was pretty hyped a month ago, but as soon as the bombardment of ads with The Force Awakens shoved into them for no reason I began to lose hype.
I'll still go see it but I'm expecting it to be a middle of the road movie for everyone.
FUN
U
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K
O
F
F
OH SHIT
DIRECTOR FIGHT
DIRECTOR FIGHT
LUCAS GOT BTFO
LUCAS CONFIRMED WORKING ON STAR WARS PORNO
THE INTERVIEWERS WENT AUTISTIC WHEN THEY SAW THE G-MAN
>>63652511
>mfw people posted in your thread
the bantz lmao
lucas sounds and looks MISERABLE
i love it
>>63652590
"I know what you are going through kid, I had to take a lot of shit after The Phantom Menace. But your movie sucks so hard that all that will be forgotten in a few days. Thank you JJ, thank you for commiting career suicide so that I can live... YOU FUCKING MORON. AHAHAHAH suck my hairy balls you little shithead you actually thought you could come close to a mastermind like me ? AHAHAHH"
>these hosts
wew lad
>>63652744
Stream literally comes back exactly as he leaves.
>WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO
QUALITY INTERVIEW
>this george lucas awkwardness
holy shit that was so fucking awkward lmao
Youtube link?
>NABOO CELEBRATION MUSIC
ISIS PLEASE BOMB THIS PREMIERE
he looks visibly pissed
Who was the senile old man that approached Lucas what the fuck.
Oh Christ, Lucas is awkward as fuck. Getting douche chills. The autism is real!!!
Lucas' voice slurring so much he sounds like Plinkett
purple suit and gloves?
ILL SQUASH YA LIKE A BUG
George couldn't be less interested :D.
>>63652574
He's Jewish.
HE'S HERE
>>63652844
>>63652574
>ywn watch a movie that's just Harrison Ford and Clint Eastwood as neighbors who just sit in rocking chairs on their porches and glare at each other from across the street
DINDU ON CHANNEL 2
>>63652776
Same here, usually these marketing blitzes just make me doubt the movie's quality.
kek at this Lucas interview, holy shit people have spent millions on this garbage.
>So what have you been up to?
>shitposting on /tv/
>I would like to recruit Boyega
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Why?
>>63652836
Kathy Kennedy's husbandhe made Jurassic World
LUKE IN THE BUILDING
>JOHN BOYEGO
>>63652836
Frank Marshall, Producer of Jurassic World
Lucas will give you $1 billion, but you have to suck him off for an hour a day and swallow and he follows you everywhere.
Do you take his offer?
what stream are you watching with interview familia
its fucking freezing and everyone is wearing mere suits..anyone heard of a coat??
>>63652844
Poetry
M A R K
A
R
K
>>63652842
the interviewers are the douchbags, he's just not giving them the time of day and it's great
MARK IN THE HOUSE
so will there be reviews tomorrow?
>>63652895
I'd do it for a couple thousand.
>>63652895
>he follows you everywhere
what if i ran away
LEL WHAT FUCKING DRESS IS THAT
SPIELBERG SPOTTED
THE JEWS ARE IN THE HOUSE
>This ep.1 Music
Hammil is here
BOYEGA
O
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G
A
>>63652900
>freezing
>LA
HE A GUD BOY
What even is this? Why should I care about a bunch of rich people walking around? Where is my waifu?
>>63652920
You can't
Every time you turn around he's there
>John Boyega wearing one glove
Who else thinks Finn's gonna get his hand cut off?
>>63652945
it's pretty cold here tonight
>>63652928
But The Phantom Menace has the best soundtrack of all six movies, whats the problem you dumb bearposter.
>these fukken interviewers
why are they still talking to fedora faggot?
>>63652945
its 53 degrees senpai
rob lowe looks elated
>presented by Verizon
>stream is complete shit that keeps buffering
P O T T E R Y
>>63652961
was about to post this. confirmed boyega is based
>>63652962
>9 degrees celsius
as a Canadian I will actually never understand how Californians can think this is cold.
I just watched the original trilogy for the first time (despecialised). Why do people shit on ROTJ so much? It shat on the others.
>>63652962
>>63652970
>50+ degrees
>cold
Sheev when?
>>63652793
I really want this to be real.
MARK IS TALKING
>muh force for change
WHO CARES
This is just one big advertisement, later faggots.
why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
>>63653000
Yes, for those of us who have been in eternal summer weather forever, it's fucking cold, you dumb frogposter
>>63653017
so they can get dat nerd dick
>>63652970
yeah it's really fucking warm lol
Man they're great helping out Boyegas family like that.
oh look it's the bitch that was in an office episode
who's dick did she suck to get there?
>starving African kids are becoming Jedi while I just sit here shitting on JJ Abrams
>>63652970
>53
>Cold
That's shorts and T-shirt weather senpai
>pls gives nigs more money
Enough
-14c here right now
chilly
P A D M E
A
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>>63653018
What a fucking pussy
>favorite character
>padme
????
This is gonna be average, just make a fucking KOTOR movie.
>>63653028
I actually laughed at this
>>63653021
They just want the attention, not the dick.
SHEEV?
>charity
Also >>63653001
>>63653018
so basically you're yet another dumb californian who doesn't know what cold is
>>63653028
>>63652998
Mainly because of teddy bears beating the empire. Apart from that it is pretty good.
>>63653057
UN
LIMITED
POWAHHHHH
>>63653028
underrated post
>>63653032
>you shitpost about the new director
>his BBC is getting mad pussy, that imperial defector
>Sheev fucking when?
>>63653017
attention because its what everyone is focused on at the moment
>>63653028
Thanks for that anon
>>63653057
>tfw Luke is the new Emperor
God this stream is utter shit
Bring back Adam Driver, I need more of my awkward husbando.
Jesus, Abrams must be SHITTING himself.
how long is this shit i want to watch Independence day with my gf
>>63652836
>Who is Frank Marshall?
Holy fucking kek. You are a piss pants.
>>63653068
No, I'm from Florida. I moved here for my business three years ago.
>>63653028
good post
Can the force cure my cancer?
>>63653074
Man, Mark is pretty damn handsome. Especially compared to Ford and Fisher.
>>63653058
If you prefer left over right..
>>63653000
>>63653024
>>63653033
>>63653068
>hurr im from minnesota only we know about real cold durr
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
>>63652423
Lupita Nyong'o is so HNNNNNNNG!
>>63653109
I would be. His whole fucking career is on the line.
>Already trying to cover this shit nogs acting in the movie
>>63653028
Usually I bitch about the relentless shit that Boyega gets because I like him, but fuck I nearly spat out my orange juice.
>>63653074
>That Black Fleet Crisis reference
A S S
S
S
>>63653028
>>63653111
So your gf can fantasize about a black alpha male saving the world while you watch?
REMINDER BRITISH BLACKS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICAN BLACKS
>>63653074
I like how Hamill is better looking than Ford is right now.
>>63653028
nice
>>63653135
it's not cold
>>63653122
Oh God, thanks for reminding me of all the dindu dressed as Boyega at every comicon from now on.
>>63653135
Washington State senpai
dat Lupita ass
>>63653166
if i wanted that i'd go see star wars 7
QUOTE THIS POST HE YOU GEEKIN' OUT
>>63653159
>>63653144
lel, where did the back of her dress go
Where the fuck is the stream? Can't find one on starwars.com
>>63653146
G O D D E S S
>more nigresses
Just call Nicki Minaj in already
mai waifu elizabeth banks <3
>>63652998
Han loses his edge. Early Ewok scenes feel like filler. Luke/Vader/Sheev ending is one of the best moments in the trilogy. Opening is also great.
>that black dude walking the white woman
>>63653135
I'm from Washington state m8
>>63652560
Normally you'd be able to tell that but he looks pretty pleased with this movie.
>>63653146
She kinda looks like Natalie Portman in the first picture, but good lord does she need to fix her forced smile because it's terrifying in the second picture.
It will be just above Revenge of the Sith-tier, but with fewer or shittier memes, so it overall won't be as good.
>>63653135
it's just not cold you little bitch
JJ IS UP NEXT FAGGOTS
GET READY
Is it buffering every 30 seconds for anyone else? I have 100 download and I'm having to refresh a lot.
SEND THAT TO LISA!
>>63653146
why is she so ugly? Holy shit.
>>63653199
Do you have adblock or noscript? It pops up automatically if you whitelist the video/ad player
>>63653207
what happened to her? I haven't seen her in years
>>63652865
10/10
>>63653169
does anybody need to reminded of this
british blacks are based
well except for football hooligans, but none of those are based regardless of race
>>63652865
Kek.
>>63653028
I was born in 1997 and i dont get this
Youtube stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0OIPggil7k
>>63653074
>best looking
>best actor of the three
>most enthusiastic about what he does in general
>>63653222
>It'll be Revenge of the Sith without the Sheevspin
Why even live?
>>63653239
Imagine without makeup
>>63653239
She's only ugly when she grins like that
>>63653239
FUCK OFF, THATS MY WAIFU
>>63653242
she played in the hunger games
JEW ON TV
>>63653028
>>63653245
>t. Jerome
>all these PoC
sooo progressive!
>>63652860
He looks so handsome and rugged.
MAF PU TIHS YM KCUF TSUJ
>>63653241
Clicked away the pop-up window the stream was in thinking it was an ad before it started. Realized it now
>>63653231
yes it is
I ship it.
>>63653222
This is what I predict as well.
>>63653262
THANK FUCK
>>63653194
man why did they cast the sexiest woman in this movie as an ugly cgi alien?
>>63653180
>>63653215
>>63653231
why are Northerners so elitist about cold weather? you dont hear us bashing you cus you think 80 degrees is hot
>>63653194
10/10
0/10
/10
10
0
I'm really trying to watch this stream but my wife's darn kids keep asking for money to go buy candy
What have I missed so far?
It's gonna be great
>>63653216
you think so ? I havent seen Harrison Ford in a while but he seemed drunk and depressed to me.
>>63653208
Wtf happened to Finn?
You can adjust one thing in Star Wars TFA to make it better. What do you do?
>>63653028
i dont understand
Who is that chick? Looks kinda familiar but I can't put a finger on it.
>>63653282
>posts obscure chink cartoons
>cries about black people
lol
HAVE WE STARTED THE FIRE?
>>63652858
Jews can be white and besides he's part Irish. He's white.
>>63653175
He's also a decade younger than him. There's a world of crags between your sixties and seventies.
>>63653311
Make it about Thrawn.
>IT'S GOING TO FEEL LIKE A BAR MITZVAH
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>63653298
80 isn't hot either
>>63653146
Can people be half or a quarter Down Syndrom?
She looks like she counts potatoes when she tries to sleep
>>63653271
she looks like an inferior younger geena davis here
>>63653285
same, who does a stream like this??
>bar mitzvah
WHO here want to see Lupita and Daisy aggressively start finger fucking each other?
>>63653262
THANK FUCK
Adobe fucking Flashit killing my CPU
