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Episode's fucking shit. Ashildr and Clara have got a fucking Tardis. Moffat out when?
Got banished >>63349368
RUN YOU CLEVER BOY
>>63351385
FUCKING MOFFAT
>>63351411
AND REMEMBER
ASHILDR = RIVER SONG
CLARA = MISSY
Awful.
Just awful.
>THIS SCREWDRIVER
S E X Y
E
X
Y
CLALA HAS A TARDIS
THANK YOU BASED MOFFAT
MEMES REALLY DO COME TRUE
TARDIS ejaculated a sonic screwdriver at The Doctor
i'm a moffag and have enjoyed this series but this episode was disappointing imo. i don't like that the doctor forgot clara.
at least the new sonic is GOAT
IS THAT IT?
>>63351385
GOAT SCREWDRIVER
RIVER SONG IS BACK RUN
So now that's Clara, Me, River Song and Missy - Moffat's four immortal special snowflake sassy women who can pop up at any time any place whenever he feels like writing it (which considering his huge boner for them, will be at least twice a year).
>>63351448
I haven't watched it yet. How does he forget her but tell the waitress about her? And how does he forget her without forgetting what he's been doing since series 7?
That was so shit I feel like starting a Tumblr for it.
>River Song
GG Moffat
DROPPED
>>63351432
You were literally just BTFO by Christmas teaser
Holy shit
RUN YOU CLEVER BOY AND BE A DOCTOR wasn't anon autistic shit, it was Moffat autistic shit
>two tardis' flying past each other
It's like pottery, it rhymes
>>63351484
>being this slowpoke
>River
B R A V O
O
F
F
A
T
I CAN'T HANDLE ALL THIS AUTISM!! MY BRAIN IS ABOUT EXPLODE BECAUSE OF THIS FUCKING EPISODE AND THIS SHITTY ANIME IMAGE BOARD!! FUCK THIS GENERAL AND THIS SHOW
I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
>>63351497
I don't get it
>river song and greg bloody davies
i'm so conflicted i don't know what to say
From best to worst in 2 episodes. How does Moffat do it?? It is impossible.
Wahey! Time for /holby/!
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
Also the Christmas special looks comfy as fuck.
http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/doctor-who/news/a775950/steven-moffat-thought-doctor-whos-2015-christmas-special-could-be-his-last-ever-episode/
MOFFAT'S DRIVE AS A SHOWRUNNER CONFIRMED FOR BEING MINDLESS EGO-STROKING
Clara spin-off when?
that was the most underwhelming episode iv'e ever seen
I'm actually okay with Ashildr and Clara travelling together.The christmas special looks great too.
>RIVER SONG
I actually quite liked it.
It was never going to live up to the hype because, well, it's Who, but I liked it.
shit
>>63351536
You watch 24? What season you on bro? I fucking love that show.
THE AMBULANCE IS ON ITS SIDE
>WHY
>H
>Y
http://strawpoll.me/6186973
>>63351572
Moffatt's last act was to ruin Doctor Who forever
Bravo
>>63351385
I liked that episode, it was swell.
I thought it would be terrible. Instead it's just incoherent.
How can you go from one of the best NuWho episodes to that pile of shit?
What the fuck did I just watch?
>>63351581
I don't mind seeing more of Malsie Williams like that.
Just need to wait till after GoT when she is likely going to be covered in shit.
>>63351610
but RTD already did that
It's been a nice long run but that's me done with this show. Might come back and check it out when Moffats gone. Dropped until then. Later guys.
Clara and ME big finish audios when?
Holy shit that was bad...
I mean, they didn't resolve a thing, the Doctor just forgot Clara?
She's still going to die, the hybrid was brushed off quickly, the Doctor dying never came back from the first episode.
JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY THAT WAS SHIT
MOFFAT COULDN'T EVEN FUCKING KILL HER OFF
HE ACTUALLY DIDN'T DO IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
> tfw he mentioned amy and rory
come back amy please jesus please come back
>>63351491
Honestly i was kind of unhappy with the direction the show was taking, but dropping it hadn't really crossed my mind. Until now. Fucking Moffat fucking god I wanted closure to the time war and Gallifrey story, not another fucking Clara episode, should have left her dead, and getting her own tardis is self insert fanfic of a 12 year old tier writing.
IDC what /who/ thinks. This was GOAT, last week was GOAT and the xmas special looks GOAT. Golden era is here.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOW DOES HE TOLD THE STORY WHEN HIS MEMORY WAS WIPED
>>63351610
Doctor Who was already ruined in 2005
>>63351589
Same. I went in expecting one of the worst episodes of this series after getting burned by Death in Heaven, but it was one of Moffat's better finales.
>>63351626
>I don't mind seeing more of Malsie Williams like that.
Spinoff when?
>>63351385
Lesbian adventures in time and space confirmed.
I'm done with this cold vomit show
>general literally regenerated into a black woman
>clara's death undone
>clara and ashildr get their own tardis
Fuck you too Moffat
So the device was keyed to wipe memories of the Doctor out of Clara's mind, or Clara's from the Doctors, right? Because otherwise, I might get a little confused.
HE FUCKING DID IT BOYS THE MADMAN
CLARA WHO FUCKCING CONFIRMED I FUCKING TOLD YOU
>>63351445
Clara and Ashildir bouncing around the universe in a Tardis, neither of them aging.
One is dead and one will never die.
Goddamn I like that idea, even if it is as corny as fuck.
>>63351648
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Am I the only one upset about a Sonic Fucking Trowel?
That sounded better in my head.
Man the new screwdriver looks fucking stupid as fucking fuck.Still beats the meme glasses though, so I'll take it.
>>63351581I'm with you
That is officially, to me anyway, the worst nuwho finale.
And marvel at the Mire, one of their fucking chips, let a human live 100 trillion years, while the Time Lords, Daleks and everything else died.
How did Moffat go from the best series of NuWho to the worst in one episode
CLASS IS A LIE. NEW SPINOFF IS ACTUALLY CLARA WHO.
first half was GOAT but it got messy when 12 revived clara
I hope Capaldi someday gets the showrunner he deserves. It's going to be one of the great missed opportunities of the show's history if he regenerates and Moffat is still in charge of things.
>>63351690
Yes, it was meant to delete the doctor from Clara, but she reversed the polarity so it did the opposite.
>>63351702
you telling me you'd rather have river song than amy pond?
>>63351608
Moffat's so bad he doesn't just ruin his own show, but all shows that must follow.
>>63351648
It would be easy to bring them back, all the evidence the doctor has of them being dead is seeing graves with their names on it, plenty of ways to set that up without having them actually die.
>>63351563
Moffat is only good at mindfuckery episodes. He can't do actual episodes of Doctor Who without the guidance of someone with a bit of sense (see: RTD).
>>63351581
>>63351626
Except ashildr will literally never appear again because the actress who pays her will always cost too much.
>>63351717
That is officially, to me anyway, the worst nuwho finale.
>The Parting of the Ways
>Last of the Time Lords
>Journey's End
>The Wedding of River Song
>Death in Heaven
it's better than all of the above nigger
>>63351717
>worst nuwho finale
it was disappointing but no, just no
>>63351704
You're the only autistic in here
>Moffat added another line that implies the Doctor is half human
>>63351496
>implying there won't be plenty of time for le moffat tweests in the future
>>63351721
This.BRAVO MOFFAT
>>63351654
>HOW DOES HE TOLD THE STORY WHEN HIS MEMORY WAS WIPED
Cause apparently he remembers the stories and adventures, just not what clara looked, smelled or sounded like. Guess she's like a blank/hazy person there in his memories saying shit and doing stuff
>>63351648
Just fucking kill yourself.
So, basically, nothing happened for 60 minutes?
Time lords are back, except not really? Clara is dead except not really?
>>63351630
That means you might have to come back once Capaldi's run is over.
>River Song is back
Please be a one off Please be a one off Please be a one off Please be a one off
Why can't Moffat just do a simple story?
Why the fuck does everything have to be so convoluted?
Can we please have a Doctor Who series without an assistant?
I'm sick of having an annoying-ass woman following the doctor around trying to tell him what to do. The doctor should be like the insane David Tennant at the end of his run, but all the time.
That was fucking horrible
Heaven Sent was one of the greatest Doctor Who stories ever and one of the best television experiences of the decade. It was literally Genesis of the Daleks or Chimes of Midnight tier
How do you go from that to...this?
>>63351750
>Except ashildr will literally never appear again because the actress who pays her will always cost too much.
I dunno. She was in like 5 episodes this season mate.
>>63351655
nostalgiafag
>>63351745
RTD never touched Moffats scripts.
stop being autistic
I'M KILLING MYSELF NOW aaaaah
MOFFAT SUICIDE WATCH WHEN
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I thought that was a good episode. The pacing was a bit messed up, but overall, twas good.
>I AM RASCALLY RASSILON THE RESURRECTED RAPSCALLION
>I MUST GO NOW
>GOODBYE
disappointing
>>63351782
You must be really autistic think its not
>>63351745
because journey's end wasn't a complete clusterfuck.
I feel like this episode is going to grow on most of us though. Moffat made some really really risky decisions in this episode, and I think we'll take note of that.
BUT turning Rassilon into a pussy is unforgivable
>>63351753
you quoted me, but didn't read,
>to me anyway
>to me
>me
>>63351760
You can't read either?
>to me anyway
why the fuck does matt lucas have to always play an autistic manchild in every fucking role he is in
Ashildr got revived using Timelord technology right? So you're telling me no-one jn Gallifrey had that tech either for them to be at the end of the universe too?
>>63351745
RTD pls
your episodes are just as bad
>>63351576
Seriously! Why reintroduce the Time Lords when you're going to fuck Gallifrey's shit up (black female war commander and Rassilon banished) and use them as a tool for the Clara circlejerk that this show has become? Moffatt is mad with power.
>>63351761
What I was trying to imply was the Sonic Trowel from the sneak peek was a stupid idea, what came out was the implication that River does things with it when she gets bored.
>White man regenerates into Black woman
It truly is the year 2015
>>63351776
Nah, she still has to die. That's what she said at the end with A Shield Her. But they're fucking off to Gallifrey for some reason first.
>UNIT are all women
>Gallifreyan leaders are now women
>Two immortal human women who can travel through time ans space just like the doctor
I love this diversity
>>63351774
The smartest man in the universe not only doesn't consider that the first woman he meets in a very strange location might be Clara, but also doesn't notice that the same woman is featured on a loving mural covering his personal spaceship?
Uhh, alright then...
I mentioned this in an earlier thread, but I really am fascinated by Moffat's apparent psychological aversion to death. He seems totally avoidant to confront the subject in any of his writing. Any regular character who goes near death is saved or brought back to life. Immortality is ten a penny.
>tfw actually looking forward to the Christmas special despite River after that moffucking
Why
I was expecting them to reveal Susan was the hybrid or something. But nope we only get vague bullshit.
>>63351823
There was no reason for it to be Rassilon.
it was GOAT until clara came back
i like clara but FTR was a way way way better ending
this was a mess
>>63351753
Better than all of those but Death in Heaven
I mean it was pretty boring and disappointing in terms of the series overall, but it wasn't offensively bad liquid shit like most the ones you listed
>>63351859
>white
>yfw Clara and Ashildr meet up with Jenny.
>The Doctor's Angels.
>>63351738
Would have been better if it erased the Doctor from the Doctor after that episode
Doctor who was never good
>>63351846
>Oh shit I've really killed Clara good this time
>Shit how do I fix this
>I'll bring in the Time Lords to fix her
>Yeah, perfect, they can go after that
>>63351864
>But they're fucking off to Gallifrey for some reason first.
How fucking dumb are you.
It took the Doctor 4.5 billion years to get to Gallifrey the long way.
Clara said they would go to Gallifrey, the long way.
Clara and Me are going off on their own adventures for a bit.
Is no one else pissed at how a fucking Mire chip kept Ashildr alive to the year 100 trillion? Especially when she can still die.
And they say nothing about Sam Swift or Jack
>>63351875
I think he does realise at that point. I think that's the point.
>>63351877
>implying RTD ever killed anyone
I'm crushed
I wanted the Doctor to go nuclear
He was tortured for 4 billion years and the most he could muster was being a bit stroppy
And he only kept that up for like 10 minutes
>>63351897
tfw they lez off and shit
I said last week that as long as Clara doesn't become a Time Lord the episode would be at least passable.
I now retract that statement. I don't any of us thought Moffat could create a clusterfuck of that scale.
>be me, know Moffat is a fucking hack, but stupidly get hopes up after claras death
>enjoy goat heaven sent
>hopes steadily rise
>gallifrey reveal
>imagine an episode featuring punished capaldi going nuclear on gallifrey (maybe a little cameo from Clara)
>instead get a terrible Clara focused sjw pandering fan wank of a finale
Surely clara going off and being the doctor again is literally going against the whole theme of the last two series. But fuck good writing because Moffat loves his 'cool tumblr' moments too much and just writes stories around them.
I think I'm done.
I guess we'll all need that forgetter-upper device to make us all forget this episode, eh lads??
>>63351874
>Complaining about too many females
We found the gay
>>63351812
also the way they all threaten each other in doctor who, no exceptions
>>63351846
>Seriously! Why reintroduce the Time Lords when you're going to fuck Gallifrey's shit up (black female war commander and Rassilon banished) and use them as a tool for the Clara circlejerk that this show has become? Moffatt is mad with power.
Because it served the purpose of the story. We're never going to get anything more because fully addressing everything Gallifrey related over the last 10 years is going to take a full series and that simply isn't going to happy.
Gallifrey and the Time Lords are now a plot crutch. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Good
>Justifying Day of the Doctor
>Spooky Cloister room
>Entire first act
Bad
>SJW pandering, disgusting white man turns into strong independent minority quota womyn
>Retconning Clara's death in the most confusing nonsensical way possible
>Dropping Gallifrey revenge arc entirely
>Not giving the Hybrid arc a definitive answer
>vaguely implying the Doctor was a little girl
>time lords carry guns that can't kill other time lords
>Being total shit
>>63351794
reading comprehension
So Gallifrey better be present in all of next season. Such a waste to hype up this episode like it'll be there and just focus on the dead chick.
Now that he knows where it is and that bollocks it better be in the next series. Come on, at least do that. You made a nice big 3D render of the place too, use it.
>finally bring Gallifrey back after ten years of teasing
>finally some closure and exposition
>nope it's just a vehicle for MUH CLARA
>Rassilon gets BTFO 10 minutes in
>lol forget about the Time Lords, we're just going to prolong Clara's exit even more
>vague anticlimactic explanation for the Hybrid
I should've known this would be a disaster.
>moffat says fans will be devastated
>mfw he was right
who else watching the bridge now
>>63351924
I never implied shit about RTD.
>>63351926
It truly is TPP all over again
>>63351874
It's the price to be paid for having a male Doctor and to keep it that way.
Literally everyone else of importance has to be female
They fucking got rid of Rassilon that easy jesus christ he goes from badass Timothy Dalton to a senile fool who can't do jack shit.
>>63351915
I don't recall Clara saying "the long way", sorry that I fucking triggered you f.am.
>>63351723The school is the Tardis.
>>63351986
>TPP
wut?
>>63351939
No, the hate will fuel me and remind me that Moffat is a hack and needs to fucking leave already
>>63351919
>And they say nothing about Sam Swift or Jack
Sam died, presumably. The Doctor said his chip probably didn't have much power left after closing the portal so no immortality for him.
>>63351957
>Bad
>>SJW pandering, disgusting white man turns into strong independent minority quota womyn
That bit was great, it was completely harmless and specifically in there to annoy faggots who take themselves too seriously.
Everything else was awful though
Wait so they could just leave/enter gallifrey at any time? Except they're just really far away? Why didn't the karn lady just tell the doctor where gallifrey was? Was the doctor the hybrid? What was the point of the gallifrey scenes or the hybrid at all? Who was that lady in the barn? Why did they set up the matrix then do nothing with it?
>>63351926
you know, moffat is really the kojima of television
GUYS, LISTEN
Donna told 10 to save Capaldi
10 saved him, causing a ripple
10 erases Donnas memory
because of Donna telling 10 to save Capaldi
Capaldi saves Ashlidr/Me
Me gets Clara killed
Because of Clara getting killed Clara erases Doctors memory of her
In extension
Doctor erased Donnas memory, Donan erased the Doctors
BASED DONNA WINS AGAIN
>>63351682
>general literally regenerated into a black woman
Are you fucking serious?
Why does Moff continue to pander to tumblr? They will always hate him even when(not if when)Capaldi regens into a chick or nigger.
>>63351926
It actually kind of mirrors MGSV in that respect
Spooky
>>63351969
no bingo
>>63351996
the phantom pain
>>63351924
He killed loads of civilians. I miss that.
>>63352006
moffat wanted to jerk off on clalas pancakes.
But The Doctor didn't spend 4 bil in the confession dial. For him it was like an hour or so while he did all the puzzles to get to the diamond place (at least for The Doctor lucky enough to have gone last in trying to destroy the wall) so why were they making it up to be something so spectacular when it wasn't?
I want to bitch but the posts are too quick for me to be noticed what do, lads?
>>63351957
>implying the new sonic doesn't look GOAT
i agree the rest was kind of eh
maybe i'll enjoy it on rewatch..
>>63351957
Don't forget turning Rassilon into a fucking pussy and multiple scenes meant to jerk off the Doctor and how bad-ass he is
The crow should have flown into the diner and killed Clala off for good. There's literally no point being invested in a story line where a main character dies now because Moffat refuses to let them go
So the series has gone massively downhill.
It used to be a casual show with usually mediocre writing but still fun.
Now however it's an absolute mess of drivel that is too retardedly complex for most people to even begin caring about.
It's also obvious they are building up to a female/black Doctor next. The show will die when that happens because it's so shit, they will blame it on racism/sixism though.
>>63351514
That means/who/'s Spoiler Accuracy is 52%
>>63351996
Trans Pacific Partnership
>>63352048
It looks fucking terrible.
It's more like a sonic glowstick than a screwdriver.
>>63351779
You could have the best actor in the world and the show would still be bad if they spent an hour a week spewing shit from every orifice
Am I the only one who's happy that Clara is finally half-dead? I don't want her to come back in any other episode, she can get her stupid Clara Who spin-off if you want guys, just pls don't bring her back time-to-time...same with Ashildr I don't even wanna see her face again...
And now give us a freakin' male companion....
>>63351919
Sam wasn't fucking immortal. They explained it in the the episode he was goddamn introduced. Does no-one in /who/ pay attention and just shitpost in live threads?
river song best companion
>>63351996
The Phantom Pain (Metal Gear Solid game, meant to tie up the plot, was pretty much a clusterfuck and a big fat middle finger to fans)
Huh, Quasimodo was actually kinda hot with that long hair. I've never seen why people find Maisie attractive in any way, but she was kinda fuckable in those scenes.
>>63351786
The insane David Tennant stuff is what actually got me into nuWho. That shit was good.
>>63352062
SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT
>>63352057
This series was always downhill since 2005
>>63352001
>said his chip probably didn't have much power left after closing the portal so no immortality for him.
He said he made that up
>>63352059
I was tempted to post this, but decided against this because I didn't think it was funny enough to warrant the effort.
I was right.
Yeah, this is the guy people were so afraid of they sealed him inside the Death Zone and the Doctor beat him doing literally nothing
>>63352066
fuck off faggot
give us a sexy redhead
and don't give us some ugly women cause she is a poc
who was the lady in the old barn?
>>63352067
refer to >>63352082
>>63352057
>implying every finale hasn't been mindfuckingly over the line
I remember people's reactions when parting of the ways was new m8 same shit.
>>63352066
YFWCraig Ferguson companion
>>63352057
nuwho was always shit
>>63351919
>Jack was the Face of Boe who died
>Sam Swift wasn't even immortal
>the state of you not ever paying attention
>>63352066
>mfw i pointed out to my friend that every secondary character of any importance is a woman, in every episode.
>he agreed with me that there should be a man around for the doctor to chum with.
>>63352066
>And now give us a freakin' male companion....
You know he'll be black or queer right?
If everyone who gave this episode 10/10 or 11/10 died, the world would be a better place
No exaggeration
That was a shit rendition of the bad wolf theme.
>Heaven Sent voted 2nd greatest Doctor Who episode of all time on IMDB
>Hell Bent is a universally panned mess
Moffat is a man of extremes
I don't get why you people are so upset. It was a fine episode. A lot better than the last snoozfest.
And Achildr is a great character, and we probably never have to see Clara again (hopes)
>>63352116
yfw Ferguson and Capaldi drop acid and rock out through all of space and time
>>63351835
I don't understand why the Time Lords couldn't be at the end of the universe anyway. It seems pretty easy to get to.
>>63352169
>heaven sent
>snooze fest
FUCK YOU
>>63352105
Reminder that despite appearances Gingers are not White.
>>63352066
The problem is that instead of having an episode about the Doctor's return to Gallifrey, we had the biggest contrivance in the known Universe take place in order for Clara to sort of come back.
I mean, The Doctor returned to Gallifrey it wasn't even any kind of deal or dwelled upon for long because Moffuck thinks we care about his characters more.
Utter schlock. Glad I only watched the first and last stories this series. The writers deserve to be fired.
Everyone who's calling this episode "shit" needs to regain some perspective
We need to realize how grateful we should be to have an actor like Peter Capaldi playing the Doctor instead of David Tennant and that hack RTD
>>63352067
why should we pay attention when writers dont
Reminder that Clara and Ashildr are both immortal.
ashildr cause chip and now probably like trillions of years at practice at every kind of weapon possible.
Clara cause her death is fixed and she's not even technically alive. So enemies can't kill her without causing massive paradox.
And now Ashildr if she ever fucks someone in her Tardis, can have Time Lord and Time Lady babies who might not predecease her
>>63351654
Only his memory about Clara was wiped, as in he doesn't remember who she is, but he remembers the adventures, names and other things.
>>63352169
>we probably never have to see Clara again (hopes)
That should have been the case two episodes ago after she actually was killed. In the hands of a normal writer it would have been.
So Clara does die in the stupid alley but she gets to spend millions or more years as a undying time traveler first
Alright for some
I liked it. I thought it was the best finale episode since Name of the Doctor.
So barely any of the episode was actually about Gallifrey, Rassilon is now a little bitch who poses no threat whatsoever, and the war commander regenerated into a strong independent black woman.
Just fuck my Gallifrey up f a m
>>63352066
>Yfw best companion from one of the best episodes comes back
Can someone explain why of all the tragedy's that happen to the doctors companions why does clara get such special treatment by the doctor when no one else but rose got tha
Was it an actual song that the Doctor was playing?
>>63352198
i agree it wasn't that bad it was pretty disappointing
although it is a finale so what the fuck were people expecting?
i went in with the lowest expectations possible as you should do
>>63352165
>universally panned
where?
>>63352198
Peter doesn't deserve this, he's too good for it.
>>63352141
>he'll be black
Fuck off.
#BringBackMickey
>take the two characters that everyone hates
>set them up for a spinoff show
it's not like the BBC can actually afford Maisie Williams, but still
Why did the Doctor Remember that he was on adventures with Clara when his Memory was wiped?
Why did the Doctor not react to the Tardis sound when Clara and Me went off?
Why did they say they going back to Gallifrey the long way?
Where did Clara get the Maid outfit?
How did Me learned how to fly the Tardis?
How can Me read Gallifreyan?
Was the Restaurant where 11th with Amy and Rory and River always meet up always the Clara Tardis?
Where did Rassilon go if it was the end of the Universe?
>>63352201
>And now Ashildr if she ever fucks someone in her Tardis
Fortunately she looks like Maisie Williams, so that probably wont happen
>>63352244
Clara's theme
>>63352116
>>63352236
Either of these to be honest family.
>>63352057
>sixism
STOP THE COLIN BAKER HATE
>>63352241
Because Clara is the embodiment of SJW tumblerinas that keep the show afloat. They couldn't keep her dead.
holy fucking shit I'm mad. the previous episode was one of the top episode of the whole series, old and new and what they pulled of here is an even bigger disappointment than the fucking 50th anniversary special
the weird, dialogue-less, arthouse'y montages from the previous atmosphere? fucking none of it here.
the painful but determined atmosphere from that episode? also none of that.
the 'shit's about to go down' with more or less a villainous doctor we seen at the end of the previous ep? the best we get is telling rassilon to fuck off and rassilon accepting it like a little bitch. seriously, this guy's a joke here and he's supposed to be almost a god.
what we get is of course the VERY FUCKING CONVENIENT deus ex machina happy ending where everyone lives happily ever after (clara who is dead but will live until she gets bored, ashildr who was supposed to be this dark side of immortality but is just going to have fun, doctor who'll just move on, even the fucking timelords) and the return to status quo.
this was supposed to be war games, caves of androzani, deadly assassin, midnight, human nature. of course it was none of it, just another 50th anniversary le universe reset maymay.
fuck moffat, I'm only watching this show because I hate myself
>>63352133
>Jack was the Face of Boe who died
Ashildr didn't even mention him despite the Doctor saying she might meet him someday, Face of Boe lived for a shitload of time, you'd think he'd at least be a highlight for Ashildr tp mention since he's the closest other immortal
>>Sam Swift wasn't even immortal
Did you even watch the episode? refer to >>63352082
>>63352236
P L E A S E
>>63352011
dubs confirm based donna erased Clara from the Doctors mind. Donna saved us all.
>>63352113
Parting of the Ways was fine though. Every finale after that except The Big Bang was just twaddle.
Last of the Time Lords was almost good but then the Doctor became Jesus for some unspecified reason.
>Everyone expected mind game after mind game against the Time Lords
>Got hour-long dialogue about assisted suicide
>>63352283
calm down m8
>>63352198
RTD didn't play the Doctor
>>63352169
>we probably never have to see Clara again (hopes)
Clara is GOAT you autistic cunt
>>63352232
>hire a decent actor for war commander
>turn him into a total shite nigress "ugh, i hate men" actress
>she'll probably be a recurring character
>>63352270
You've clearly never been in /got/ general or been to the UK.
>>63352011
>>63352294
Fuck off you fat dyke
RATE THE SERIES /WHO/
>Davros 2-parter 8/10
>Spooky Water 2-parter 6.5/10
>Ashilder 2-parter I never actually watched/10
>Zygon 2-parter 7/10
>Sandman Played like a Damn Fiddle/10
>Face the Raven 7/10
>Heaven Sent 12/10
>Hell Bent 4/10
>I actually kind of liked it
>>63352299
>Parting of the Ways was fine though
>rose literally becomes a god and duex ex machinas the episode up
no
What a non-event that was. Oh no! The hybrid(s?) will turn up on Gallifrey and...leave! How horrifying.
3 episodes just to send Clara away in a Tardis.
>>63352332
me too m8
>>63352197
>The problem is that instead of having an episode about the Doctor's return to Gallifrey, we had the biggest contrivance in the known Universe take place in order for Clara to sort of come back.
>I mean, The Doctor returned to Gallifrey it wasn't even any kind of deal or dwelled upon for long because Moffuck thinks we care about his characters more.
Totally agree with you, sir
At least there's potential forClara/Me fanfiction and artwork, r-right?
>>63351473
You frogot about the black sassy deputy presidentress and the old lady from planet of the sisterhood of old ladies lady.
Also Rastalizard is just... out there, now, ready and waiting to be a *SCHEMING* antagonist to replace the old master now the new master is basically just the Joker.
Think about this, Pastawizard is just wandering around the universe and all of time, probably working minimum wage jobs or turning tricks, licking silurian cloaca etc...always still wearing the massive golden time lord collar
>>63351823
>>63351812
>BUT turning Rassilon into a pussy is unforgivable
That's kinda RTD's fault, Moffat's just using the scenery chewing monstrocity RTD made Brazzermiser be in DAY OF THE TIMLORDS,
>>63352326
Kinda looks like a push pop
>>63351926
Actually, that makes sense. He was reset every time and doesn't actually remember being there that long.
>>63352326
GOAT SONIC GOAT SONIC GOAT SONIC GOAT SONIC
>>63352268
>Where did Clara get the Maid outfit?
It was a perception filter. She was actually naked :^)
>>63352323
Spooky water deserves at least a 7, and Zygons and Raven should be no higher than 5.
>>63352332
It started well and then fizzled out to fucking nothing.
>>63351875
seems to me he has the memories of what he and clara did, but he doesn't remember what she looked like.
http://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/rate-discuss-hell-bent-78836.htm
I WANT THE WORLD TO SEE IN THIS POLL JUST HOW SHIT THAT EPISODE WAS
>>63352312
>or been to the UK
>when USA is the country obsessed with her and gave her fame
America likes our ugly women better than we do.
>>63352241
Unlike what Me says, Clara died because of the TLs.
>>63352323
>Davros 2-parter 6/10
>Spooky Water 2-parter 7/10 (only that high cause Under the Lake)
>Ashilder 2-parter 5/10
>Zygon 2-parter 6/10
>Sandman 2/10
>Face the Raven 5/10
>Heaven Sent 9/10
>Hell Bent 3/10
>>63352371
Spooky Water felt the most Doctor Who out of this entire fucking shit series
and I loved series 8
>>63352371
go to bed toby
>>63352312
I am a Brit and only post in Stannis threads
>>63352326
Thank fuck, can the sonic ray bans fuckofferino now?
>>63351473
>River Song
> immortal
She died before she even had a REAL debut. How was she immortal?
>>63352133
>>63351919
That's the dumbest fucking thing though. Jack became immortal through the power of the time vortex itself and he still eventually aged and died.
Is Moffat seriously trying to bullshit us that some alien chip can keep something alive for the entire duration of the universe?
>>63352323
more or less this, ashildr 1st part was meh but 7/10 because of a cool ending and 2nd was cool but 5/10 because of a really shitty one.
>>63352332
>>63352342
generally i enjoy the episodes and come here to defend them but i didn't like this one
bleh
>>63352270
She and Clara will fuck and the TARDIS will cause one of them to get pregnant somehow.
>River doesn't remember the Doctor
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ATLEAST LET HER SAY HELLO SWEETIE
>>63351473
Missy doesn't count, the Master always comes back.
>>63352323
Davros: 6.5
Spooky Water: 6
Ashilder: 4.5
Zygons: 5
Sandman: 4.5
Raven: 5.5
Heaven Sent: 7.5
Hell Bent: 3.5
>63352323
>Davros 2-parter 8/10
>Spooky Water 2-parter 9/10
>Ashilder 2-parter 6/10
>>Zygon 2-parter 7/10
>>Sandman 8/10
>Face the Raven 6/10
>Heaven Sent 4billion/10
>Hell Bent 5/10
>>63351919
Jack is the face and died with the cat nurses.
>>63352232
Don't forget the street yoof Time Lord.
Seriously it has nothing to do with his race either but that's what everyone would claim if I said this openly.
The actor made zero effort to characterise and act as an immortal ancient alien. He just sounded like a fucking guy of the streets of London. It'd be like having Danny Dyer as a Time Lord.
>literally regenerates into a homosexual black woman
>>63352408
>not liking the sunnies
>>>/reddit/
t
>>63352421
>Is Moffat seriously trying to bullshit us that some alien chip can keep something alive for the entire duration of the universe?
While even the Time Lords and Daleks die. Yes.
The Moffucking is hard, dry and never ends
>>63352323
>hamfisted Zygon ISIS/Syrian refugee allegory episodes
>a 7
>>63351385
Where are you getting this info from? Did the ep leak?
DAERHT WEN NEW THREAD
>>63352388
>>63352388
>>63352388
>>63352388
>>63352388
>>63352388
I bet Raz isn't really Jerome at all
>>63352402
But I thought it was the only decent thing he's done since School Reunion.
Imagine being Capaldi in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Maisie Williams, you fuckin' fine, all ominous with your prepubescent body and completely plain face. I would totally be threatened by you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fawn over designs for his new sonic screwdriver. Like seriously imagine having to be Capaldi and not only stand in that room while Maisie Williams chews the scenery and spouts awful dialogue, the musical score barely concealing her poor acting, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that glare. Not only having to tolerate her inability to act but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's THE BEST STAR OF GOT and DAMN, MAISIE WILLIAMS CAN ACT LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her fumble through an awful script that wasn’t even finished until the night before. You've been acting in nothing but a healthy repertoire of black comedies and family dramas your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the streets of Glasgow. You've never even seen anything this fucking boring before, and now you swear you can hear the spoilers she leaks on set as she tries to fit in with a BBC cast, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "prolific (for that is what she calls it)" acting, the acting she worked so hard for on a single character in the previous six years. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Capaldi. You're not going to lose your Oscar for best Short Film over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>63352304
no, I'm gonna fly to London or Cardiff or whatever shithole he lives in and kick Moffat's ass
Heaven Sent is probably one of the best NuWho episodes, does /tv/ agree?
>>63352501
>280
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR EARLY THREADS YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT FUCK YOU
So I wonder are they at the singing towers here?
>>63352501
>30 posts early
WTF? why are you this autistic m8?
I heard a bunch of shit about some fan-fic tier continuity nuke (ala the cyber-brig) that was supposed to be in this ep that even Moffat was worried about having written. Can't be bothered to watch at this point, what was it?
>Davros 2-parter
7/10
>Spooky Water 2-parter
7/10
>Ashilder 2-parter
6/10
>Zygon 2-parter
8/10
>Gatiss' latest excretion
3/10
>Face the Raven
7/10
>Heaven Sent
10/10, literally perfect
>Hell Bent
4/10
>>63352521
Is the episode out already?
>>63352499
>leak
>>63351957
>>>time lords carry guns that can't kill other time lords
That bothered me specially
>>63352222
I didn't mind that it happened, I just thought it was hilarious seeing another piece of what /who/ had predicted as part of the shitshow actually happening despite seemingly being a racist /pol/ meme.
>>63352481
I wouldn't mind them if the prop designers had actually put some effort into them instead of looking like a shitty placeholder.
>>63352521
It's the best NuWho episode.
Hell Bent was disappointing like all finales.
>>63352531
>Zygon 2-parter
>8/10
Oh fuck off.
>>63352527
>>63352522
>implying there aren't 50 posts a minute
Poor planning precedes poor performance, plebs.
>>63352334
Not really a Deus Ex Machina since it was established that the Tardis had a sentient heart in the previous episode.
>>63352547
>>>/reddit/
>>63352531
>>Davros 2-parter
4/10
>>Spooky Water 2-parter
8/10
>>Ashilder 2-parter
4/10 & 6/10
>>Zygon 2-parter
9/10
>>Gatiss' latest excretion
0/10
>>Face the Raven
8/10
>>Heaven Sent
10/10
>>Hell Bent
1/10
>>63351634
She seems the sort of bitch that would consider it beneath her - and then when she becomes a dried up old hag is overly grateful for the chance and milks conventions
Think about it - GoT is shit that won't be able to carry its conventions on more than 2 years after it ends as the next tumblr series takes over
Remember Xena warrior princess? No? Exactly
The episode was shitty in the way it handled stuff but I think it's Moffat deliberately setting shit up so he has to come back and resolve it - like how he did with the daleks at the start
The absolute worst shit was that man hating rant about how can you stand that ego when all the women are shitty too
Also what was the lore change?
>>63352544
>despite seemingly being a racist /pol/ meme.
/pol/ is always right, even if tumblr/who/ don't like it.
>>63352557
Fuck off autist. We wait until it reaches page 7 cause we'd get plenty of posts so a new thread wouldn't be needed anytime soon
Meawhile on tumblr people are praising the general regenerating into a female.
>cmon
Let's express our disappointment in the proper fashion - by posting images of Steven Moffat with a small face.
>>63352380
Voted 10/10
>>63352564
it does completely different stuff than it did in boom town though
How many times will Clara and Ashildr fuck in all of eternity?
>>63352508
bravo
I like it
How come only the Doctor gets to forget Clara?
Can't the Moffat erase her from my memory too?
>>63352598
yeah, I follow a dude and he's the happiest you could be about this ending
he thought it was "LITERALLY" perfect
>>63352477
This. It sucked all the gravitas out of the dialogue. Time Lords should sound imposing, especially when making threats. They felt beyond pathetic in this episode.
>>63352613
Lots.
>>63352601
kek I ain't even mad though
>>63352388
>>63352388
>>63352388
>>63352388
>>63352388
New general, lads.
>>63352638
FUCK OFF
>>63352409
>Davros 2-parter 7/10
>Spooky Water 2-parter 5/10
>Ashilder 2-parter First 7/10 Second 4/10
>Zygon 2-parter 7/10
>Sandman 2/10
>Face the Raven 5/10
>Heaven Sent 8/10
>Hell Bent 3/10
Last week I was like "hurr-durr Heaven Sent was kinda boring" but know that I think about it that was the best episode in this stupid season...I mean the Zygon episode were quite good, but the others....
>>63352621
I want Moffat to erase that shitshow of an episode from my memory.
hi guys i made a doctor who original character can you please look at her and tell me what you think?
her name is clara oswald and she's a pretty young adult who is a teacher but also a romantic lover of a black man (because she is progressive) but she's actually the guardian angel of the doctor with the power to appear at any place in the universe and protect him when he is in danger
also she has very smart and clever and also can fly the tardis and is able to say anything to get herself out of a bad situation.
she is also immortal because she died but then the doctor when back in time and saved her before she died but because she was meant to die and didn't she can now no longer die
also she has her own tardis and her companion is an immortal viking ninja
what do you think? please give me feedback.
>Ashildr and Oswald (Deceased) - She's an immortal, she's a ghost! Enjoy their wacky adventures coming soon from Big Finish!
>>63352621
But he didn't forget Clara, he just forgot exactly how she looked like/sounded.
You would actually remember Clara but forget Jenna. The worst possible outcome.
>>63352661
oc donut steal
>>63352592
who doesnt remember xena?
>>63352598
Of course they are. That's why Moffat put the scene in there in the first place.
>>63352323
>Square Window- 5/10
>Skaro One - 6/10
>Under Lake 2 Parter - 8/10
>Girl Who Died- 7/10
>Spare Me My brothers - 3/10
>ZYSIS 2 Parter- 5/10
>Gatiss Tries To Do Blink - 3/10
>Face The Raven - 7/10
>Heaven Sent - 9/10
>Don't Face The Raven- 4/10
>>63352621
kek.
I'm so glad Clara's fate this episode completely sidestepped everything that was awful about Donna's. Donna just gets a mindwipe forced on her. Clara takes her own chances and carries on living the way she always did.
I loved it. I don't care if you didn't. I'll just carry on enjoying things while you guys moan.
And hell yeah for Clara/Me space adventures.
>>63352230
YOU'RE WRONG
>>63352705
Don't forget the sexist comment about how men have big egos
Honestly will be surprised if there isn't a "die cis scum" scene next series
I knew it wouldn't be as good as Heaven Sent, but god damn. Maybe someday we'll get a final episode for a series that doesn't suck.
>also, once again ramming the transgender regeneration thing down our throats
Capaldi is going to regenerate into some female actor, tumblr and certain newspapers will call it progressive, and ratings will plummet.
>>63351648
>le sexually bossy badass chick original car actor donut steel ( except for river because I suck at writing women and can only stick to this template.)
>rassiloff
>>63352624
They had the General who felt like a perfect Time Lord. Looked and sounded wise, yet imposing and commanding at the same time.
Then he turned into some random black woman who was neither imposing or wise sounding.
Again, nothing whatsoever to do with race. It's just incredibly obvious the BBC are prioritising filling out diversity quotas over acting capability or suitability.
>>63352796
You seriously made a new thread just because the other guy made it 20 post earlier?
>>63352836
>who was neither imposing or wise sounding.
She wasn't? Honestly I thought she was. Looked and sounded great. Imposing figure and all that. I do like bald women.
>>63351875
I think it was pretty damn clear he realized that part when he saw his TARDIS and the fact a whole fucking bar vanished around him.
He came to terms with it, hence that whole sequence that happened after the he noticed his TARDIS.
>>63352739
Then I'll just keep enjoying Journey's End while you moan about it and we can both be happy.
>>63352446
No she just doesn't recognise him you dumb cut.
>>63352921
Eh, sounds good to me.
>>63352371
>>63352395
>>63352435
>>63352459
>>63352485
>>63352712
I'm curious, what would you consider a 10/10 episode?
>>63352508
lol
>>63352421
Scifi writers have no sense of scale.
Didnt this episode say that 4 billion years or so is more than half life of the universe?
That makes no fucking sense on several levels.
>>63352973
No Clara would have been a good start.
>>63352038
Are you actually brain-amaged?
>>63352973
caves of androzani, human nature,heaven sent although hell bent ruins it retroactively
>>63353044
Especially since the end of the universe was stated to be around the year 100 trillion in Series 3.
Moffat has no interest in making anything internally consistent
>>63352973
Your least-favourite episode ;)
So the universe doesn't mind Clara being dead because she will die eventually? Because she is technically dead but isn't actually dead?
>>63353170
*not being dead
>>63353170
Seems to be it. She can wander around all she wants in the meantime, but when that's all done with, everything's back in order. Time moves on.
Devastated indeed.
So did the Sisterhood just show up to get a slice of the juicy drama?
>yfw the premise of Heaven Sent will forever be tainted with Hell Bent's awful resolution
He found a way to ruin it lads.
>>63352973
Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead
>>63352973
Human Nature/Blink/Utopia was the best run of episodes in Nu-Who. I've thought this season has been easily the worst.
>>63353219
By that reasoning Rose's dad could just walk about and live his life until death instead of having to throw himself in front of a car. The moral of this story seems to be that death can be cheated and has little to no consequence for being cheated.
>>63352363
It would have meade sense, if only they hadn't then had Clara react with horror to his being trapped for billions of years.
>>63352004
No, it was there because Moffat is a giant leftist pussy who wants to pander to a certain agenda.
>>63353379
Well, isn't Doctor Who a story about running away?
>>63353372
Series 7 and 8 were far worse than 9 was.
>>63353686
No, it's actually a self reflective dream taking place inside the head of a cat.
>>63351637
Of course they brushed off the Hybrid that the Doctor fled with to protect, that's going to be an arc in itself to find/get Susan back.
>no more MUH CLARA
>no more Ashildr/Me
>glasses gone, new screwdriver
The only things this episode did right, holy fuck that was tedious and vague.
>>63353265
Seems so. They were there just kind of part of the time lord retinue, there was no reason for the sisterhood instead of any other random time lord mooks to be there.
Another question, what the hell happened to the mysterious woman that is specltaed to be the doctor's mother that appeared in the end of time? I was looking forward to seeing that brought back and it was just totally ignored. i couldn't possibly be more disappointed with this episode.
>>63353919
No one who watches this show knows who the fuck Susan is, and they don't care.
>>63353960
I actually liked the glasses, but I have to admit the new screwdriver was GOAT.
>>63353978
She would only need a re-introduction. The new audience doesn't really care about anything, whether they bring back old stuff or not.
>>63353978
things I know about susan
>she was hot
not sure if actress is even alive, though
>>63354033
She is, but obviously not hot anymore.
>>63353874
I'm glad we've got that settled.
>>63354033
Carole is still alive.
>Gallifrey isn't even back
>No Jack knocking four times
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