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Jesus Christ what happened to Claudia Winkleman? She used to be hit. Now she looks like a drowned crackhead.
>>63349368
we Idris Elba now
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Stream for those who know what it is :^)
fist for timelady clala
SIXTH FOR CLALA IN HER TARDIS
delete dancing
>>63349368
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>>63349430
I never have any idea what the fuck happened in the end.
CLALALALALALALALALALA
LUFALUFALUFALUFALUFALUFA
CAPALICAPALICAPALI
>>63349425
Its pretty good, series 2 was the best
What sort of name is Gleb?
>>63349425
The first few episodes were quite good.
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omg guys I just got it
confession dial
he confessed
I'm such a dumb
OH BOY
NEVADA
who /whoesfera/ here?
Stream?
>meme glasses
>meme guitar
Off to a shit start then
WE NEVADA
I LIVED HERE
>>63349472
lol you got there just in time for the finale
oof, dat uniform
>>63349447
WHY FUCKING BOTHER IT'S JUST TRIPFAGS BUY PRESENTS FOR EACHOTHER AND TRICKING ANONS INTO GETTING THEM GIFTS FUCK OFF
1st for confirmed peter jackson directing
>USA
FUCK OFF CLARA
WHERE IS FUCKING GALLIFREY
Jenna confirmed for being unable to do an American accent so they just gave up and made the waitress English.
Dont stop me now
CLARA FUCK OFF YOU WHORE
god would destroy her in that clothing
>>63349520
the waitress is english because it's the real clala
FIRST FOR FOXES
>Putting Jenna in a waitress outfit and then making her stand behind the counter so we can't see anything below her waist.
Fucking Moffat
>from time to time
What?
OH NO CLARA IS DEAD SHE'S GONE NOW SHE LEFT NO MORE CLARA OH NO
OH WAIT SHE'S STILL FUCKING HERE
BENT
>Clara's theme
KEK
E
K
>from time to time
god I bet whoever wrote that is literally sucking themselves off because they thing it's so fucking witty
>That fucking shot
BASED
>>63349530
I'm having sucha good time, I'm having your balls
>DOCTOR PLAYING CLARA'S THEME
GOOOAT
What is this shit
THIS IS FUCKING SHIT ALREADY
Is he walking away from the Citadel or trying to get there the long way around?
>>63349585
I loved it fuck off
I can barely hear the dialogue over the music
Told you boooooys she wouldn't recognize him
This was looking good until Clara showed up and spoiled everything
Stream where?
Is the Cloister as an actual place/thing canonical or is this all new?
what are sliders
oooooohhh
how the fuck did they get on galifrey
COULD EVERYONE GET TO GALLIFREY BUT THE FUCKING DOCTOR?
WHERE ARE YOU TIMOTHY DALTON
>>63349621
live.combom.co.uk
>>63349627
The TARDIS has a cloister bell so it makes sense that the Citadel would too.
The ONLY good thing so far is the cinematography
>>63349648
replaced by the dead game of thrones guy
>>63349627
Yep.
http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Cloister_Bell
>>63349646
Gallifrey was restored at the end of the last season wasn't it?
I don't think it was hiding, he just never went.
That anon was right.
God, he posted this piece of dialogue.
Is that what a regular time lord looks like?
>staring at him while he eats
bit rude
>The same diner from The Impossible Astronaut
>The same barn from the 50th anniversary
Is this intentional? Or just the BBC reusing sets?
omg who is that?
hey mom
ITS THE FUCKING HUNGER GAMES GALLIFREY IS THE FUCKING HUNHER GAMES WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>gangsta time lord
End this
WE DOOMSDAY THEME
did miss anything the first few minutes?
>>63349698
Barn is definitely intentional, Diner maybe not.
Let's guess how many plot threads are left unresolved by the end of the episode
I'm thinking about 90% of them
>>63349698
What the fuck do you think?
>>63349673
YOU FUCKING HIGH?
Damn isn't that barn the place where the doctor used the moment (read: rosie piper genocide edition) ???
Yeah aheeeeit man we better not lose timelords forever once again. Plz don't >MOFFUCK me =\
>threaten everyone with a big-ass gun
>don't fire it
How?
How did that anon know the exact piece of dialogue?
wait why is being a dick to the time lords
I'm fine with black Time Lords but this kid looks and sounds like a fucking urban yoof.
What the fuck was that? Is Gallifrey that weak? teleport the man onto the fucking ship
>Capaldi's screen presence
Holy shit, even I'm intimidated
WE WUZ TIMELORDS N SHIT
>>63349744
Innocent question. What's your fucking problem?
>>63349754
It was in the "Introduction to the episode" clip you idiots.
KNOCKS FOUR TIMES TWICE
>The Batman theme as the Doctor suits up
Really Moffat?
>>63349727
SHIT PILING UP ON ITSELF BUILDING TO AN INEVITABLE TSUNAMI OF FAECAL MATTER
>won the time war
um last time I checked Daleks popped up all over the universe forever and ever while the very rare times the Timelords came back it was a huge deal
Seems like the Daleks won desu
so far its more wankery than the worst 11 episode.
they actual seem pretty friendly doctor you don't have to be all rude to them
>that gauntlet
Rassilon confirmed?
Oh shit, he has the glove that Rassilon had
>>63349767
They don't want to piss him off
This is fucking pathetic, really Moffat?
is he Rassilon regenerated?
OH SHIT
IT'S HAPPENING
This is so slow but I love it.
>RASCALON
GET
OFF
MY
PLANET
GLASGOW EPISODE WHEN
>>63349794
didn't say which side he won it for
>>63349820
Not the same glove
>He survives
FUCK OFF MOFFAT
FUCK OFF
Get of my planet BITCH
>>63349706
someone hasn't seen war games.
Android friendly (I.e. html5) live stream link?
That's actually always how I imagined Glasgow
a barely habitable wasteland
The Doctor used to be a chick just like the Master said that's the big change to the lore Moffat is afraid of.
And Clara will be brought back hence the reintegration scene.
USE THE FUCKING GAUNTLET
> Space Glasgow
Why is he such a moody bitch today? Yeah timelords/tech killing Clara sucks, and that whole 1-2 billion years of atonement thing might leave one a bit salty... Buy why Is he such a dick to tinelords?
Already we're being shown tinelords = cool lord president = asshole so I'm hoping that means gallifrey can stay.
Is this another Clara shard in a different lifetime from when she jumped in his timestream to save the doctor's ass???
Oh god, the Gallifreyans are explaining prophecies to their own President now
WHY SO MANY BLACKS???
COUP CONFIRMED
DOCTOR CONFIRMED LORD PRESIDENT
Stop it with the fucking wanking already
Jesus christ if the Doctor leads the armed forces of Gallifrey in a bloodless coup to oust the council I will ejaculate
THIS IS FUCKING DREADFUL
>>63349901
My home's pretty green.
THAT MUSIC
DAT FUCKING DOOMSDAY TUNE
RASSILON CONFIRMED
Nevada Clara is the new companion confirmed
>>63349936
He will install Clara as lord president.
>>63349938
Why? What's wrong with it?
>turns out the whole episode is just a made up story the doctor is telling not clara in the diner
>he's just lying like at the end of death in heaven
>>63349961
>literally recycling a companion
I wouldn't put it past Moffatt
THE MEME SUNGLASSES ARE STILL HERE
"Every story ever told really happened"
Someone's never been on 4chan
RASSILON!
They did it, they really did it, they're making Rassilon a fucking bitch. No wonder Dalton didn't come back
Fucking hell Moffat
>Rassilon having so little control over his men
Moffat made him an idiot and a pussy. Great.
WE RASSILON NOW!!!!!
>NOT TIMOTHY DALTON
FUCKING ELL M8
HOW MANY REGENERATIONS DID WE GIVE YOU
they really like the doctor now
what changed?
>>63349977
Because they're RAD
Shit Rassilon to be honest.
>>63349988
Episode only gets worse from here
>>63349992
YEAH WTF
So it has actually been 2 billion plus years.
THIS IS SO FUCKING DREADFUL HOW CAN YOU WATCH THIS SHIT
i am the captain now
WE MATRIX NOW
>>63350011
Being the War Doctor and saving Gallifray.
>>63349987
fuck off RTD
Why is this lady so Kreia?
>>63350049
Fuck off moffat
>>63350049
He's right though.
Capaldi is god tier, and he's wasted on this shit
FUCK OFF BACK TO KARN YOU SLAG
>>63350038
What's wrong with it?
The hand of Rassilon was scary last time it was used, why didn't rassilon just melt the general?
who wants to bet gallifrey will disappear at the end of the episode and the whole plot of next season will just be finding it again?
love ya moffat
>>63350074
He's not though
>No.
BOOBS!!!
>clala saves the day again
Get fucked.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>63349988
Lawrence Miles would talk about Moffat's "fetishization" of the doctor here... He's gotta have the doctor being the #1 badass god/action-hero aka "the most important person in the universe"
>MUH HYBRID
Jesus moffat enough with your macguffin crap. Obviously the doctor is the hybrid and the million billion burning hearts was him using the moment in the original timeline.
Welp, time for the episode to go to shit
CLARA TITS
Is Moffat the only person who can actually stand Clara by this point?
Fuck if Jenna wasn't so hot I would have been tired of her even quicker.
god those tits
goddamn I forgot how tasty Clala was in that simple grey blouse
MOFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>63350108
This is Moffat
He did it, he really did it, he saved Clara, the absolute madman
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS IS FUCKING DREADFUL
WHY
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET HER FUCKING DIE
>this is my crib
>>63350098
Yes he is. Rassilon was a bitch.
Whatever its other failings may be, The End of Time showed him as truly dangerous.
>>63350144
>>63350154
kek stay mad autists
Moffucking's underway.
>>63350119
Mmmm pancakes!
ffs, it's the regeneration room from the trailer
>>63350144
>>63350154
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU AUTISTIC CUNTS
WHAT IS THIS DOGSHIT
She's in the matrix lel
clara is asking the questions karl would be asking.
Oh boy here we fucking go
HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT HOLY SHIT
SHE'S A FUCKING TIME LADY
KEK
E
K
AW FUCK
SOUND OF DRUMS
CLARA IS MISSY CONFIRMED
What's with all the Star Wars music
JUST LET HER DIE
FUCK OFF MOFFAT WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS WHY WHY WHY
clara is a hybrid
FUCK YOU MOFFAT I'M MANUALLY BREATHING NOW
>>63350215
I've been thinking that the entire time
MOFFAT LITERALLY SHITTING THE BED ON FRONT OF MY EYES
MOOOOFFFFFAAAAATTTT
GOAT
She's been dead for 50 billion years? Is that how long it took the Doctor to break through?
>selfie
>le selfie meme
it had to be shit didn't it.
We /murder/ now?
HE'S NOW A BLACK WOMAN
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
BRAVO BBC
Yep, it's dead. It's all fucking dead and in the toilet.
TIME NEGRESS APPROACHES!
why did he even shoot him lol
>TRANSSEXUAL REGENERATION IS NOW FIRM CANON
>>63350177
At least it isn't the end of the universe/time/reality/etc... I mean they ARE at the end of the universe and all but it isn't universe going to blow up.
Ah well, maybe taking Clara out of her tinestream right b4 her death will "fracture time itself" and that can destroy everything?
We still gonna get moffucked and gallifrey goes away to deny us future timelord MOTW episodes =\
BLACK WOMAN INCOMING
JUST KEK NIGGER MY BBC UP SENPAI
>>63350270
>TRANS RACIAL REGENERATION IS NOW CANON
BRAVO
FEMALE MINORITY PANSEXUAL DOCTOR WHEN
>"A cheer worthy regeneration"
>>63350211
It's
C O N F I R M E D
HOLY FUCK I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER
regeneration
it's a lottery
>>63350261
We need one of those for the real world... We can finally get rid of white ppl!
This 'nigger' meme is getting really old, BBC
Was that 10?
>black woman
kek stay mad autists
>>63350160
OH FUCKING MOFFAT STOP PANDERING TO THE FUCKING SJW'S. NOBODY WANTS A FEMALE DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S DONNA ALL OVER AGAIN
Donna all over again
Well fuck, I always justified Missy as the Master being completely unstable and willing to go to extreme lengths to fuck with the Doctor. But no, random cross-gender regenerations are canon and a female Doctor is basically confirmed at this point.
shit lads i can't watch it atm
who's black? who regen'd?
I'd rather die than turn into a black chick to be honest
also that is clara in the diner she just got "donna'd" and lost her memory
WHAT THE FUCK
>>63350307
Looked like it.
Time Lord Clara is HAPPENING BOYS MARK IT
Shes donna v2
>>63350270
Uhhh Missy anyone?
Btw radio tines or whoever claimed that regen would make us "stand up and cheer" so who >standing ovation now?
>>63350329
>being this retarded
THE SPOILERS WERE TRUE
GENERAL REGENERATES INTO BLACK WOMAN FOR CANON
MISSY RETCONNED INTO BEING CLARA
And the return of of Gallifrey was undermined by how we didn't really kill the companion 30000.
>Exterminate me!
I know that feeling, man.
A POW DALEK LOL
This episode started so well and turned into a total fucking catastrophe. I shouldn't be surprised because this is the case for every single Moffat finale.
Fucking hell
Weeping angels?
Really?
LOOK WE'VE GOT DALEKS
LOOK WE'VE GOT CYBERMEN
LOOK WE'VE GOT ANGELS
Just exterminate my life, senpai.
awwwwwwwwwwww shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
>I had to wipe her memory
>Of what?
>Me
For fuck's sake
This is just really bad fan wank.
>Stops looking at Angels
>They don't move
Okay I'm sorry, but this episode is shit so far
>>63350377
the kids love em
This is shit.
guys look we have all the aliens you said you liked!! loook guys! isn't it cool?!
>>63350367
JUST
EXTERMINATE
MY
SHIT
UP
>>63350397
Don't apologise m8, that just means you have good taste
This episode started well and now it's fucking fan fiction tier.
>IN ENGLISH DOCTOR
>>63350331
The Time Lord General guy from the 50th.
It was fucking hilarious, it's so forced. There's also a black Time Lord who speaks like a common street hood.
I mean black Time Lords are fucking fine, but they're doing it all wrong.
Moffat pls go
REGENERATION CAN REPLACE A GOOD ACTOR WITH A SHIT ONE
BRAVO MOFFAT
This place was in classic who, but it didn't look so creepy, it's where the valeyard ran to.
>>63350418
It's going to get 11/10 on tumblr
>>63350418
SHUT THE FUCK UP
How would a dalek sneak into gallifray anyway?
>>63350432
well it replaced tenant for smith so looks like it can
Did Moffat have a stroke while writing this?
THE FRIEND INSIDE THE ENEMY THE ENEMY INSIDE THE FRIEND
BRAVO MOFFAT
>LOOK AT ME WHILE YOU FUCK ME PETER LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE
>>63350457
EMERGENCY TEMPORAL SHIFTbad writing
>5 MINUTES OF RUBBING THE GROUND
EX-TER-MI-NATE MEMES
Moffat literally had one of the greatest premises a NuWho finale has ever worked with - an enraged Doctor marching to Gallifrey to confront the Time Lords because they killed his companion - and he has totally fumbled. I honestly believe that numerous people on this thread could write a better synopsis, even if not a script.
>>63350452
I won't because I was actually looking forward to this episode for a change after how good the last one was. And this episode started off strong. But look at this shit.
>>63350460
I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE YOU
>>63350457
Captured.
>>63350460
>tennant
>good actor
lol
>show me on the teddybear where they touched you
>>63350460
This is how you trigger /who/.
THE TIME LORDS HAVE TIME TRAVEL BUT THEY DON'T HAVE CCTV CAMERAS WITH MICROPHONES
Exterminete "Me"
>>63350460
>tennant
>ggod actor
Fuck off RTD
>>63350536
BRAVO MOFFAT
>A GORILLION YEARS OF TORTURE ALL FOR MUH CLARA
FUCK OFF MOFFAT YOU FUCKING HACK
Was that the first non-Doctor and non-Master and non-River regeneration on screen?
THIS IS FUCKING DREADFUL
LETS STAY IN THIS FUCKING ROOM FOREVER
this music is p. fuckin comfy
Clara continues to be impossibly important to the Doctor.
Jesus Christ Moffat, go fuck yourself
4.5 billion years to get Clara back
FOUR
AND
HALF
BILLION
>>63350559
>I'm burning up a sun to say goodbye
>>63350559
kek stay mad autist
>>63350536
oh shit
>>63350551
romana, jenny?
>>63350551
wasted af
>rubbing the floor for literally 10 minutes
Bravo Moffat.
The ONLY thing that will make the episode worthwhile, is Doctor losing all memory of Clara
We're all asking the same fucking thing, Clara.
But he only consciously experienced like two days of it
just turned on the tele and i'm watching this shit out of context
this seems fucking retarded lads.
>4.5 bajillion years
>literally billions of years to save Clala
>"seems like it would be hard to save Amy so I guess I won't try"
>>63350559
>Being this retarded
Rub that floor.
Rub it good.
OH FUCKING GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S HAPPENING BUT I AM SURE IT'S GONNA BE SHIT
>>63350559
I'm really tired of his total inability as a writer to meaningfully confront death as a subject. Everyone lives, everyone is OK, nothing bad ever happens.
>>63350593
fuck off
>>63350575
Romana's wasn't actually on screen
>>63350593
Lol same
>you really are thick
>CLARA SAYING THAT
they're literally gonna still kill clara even though the doctor waited 4.5 billion years to save her
fucking hell moffat way to rub salt in the wound
>>63350597
Amy had Rory and didn't die until she got old. She didn't need to be saved.
>>63350573
That sun was already going supernova, he just used some of its energy, not going through 4.5 billion years of torture and death, to get Rose back
>>63350559
two words mate: rose tyler
>>63350536
Oh MY
>FUNCTIONING CHAMELEON CIRCUIT]
>OLDE TIMEY ROUND THINGS
>>63350618
yes it was
THAT TARDIS
>>63350631
did somebody say bad wolf
ORIGINAL TARDIS!!!!!!!!
>boy
THATS HIS MOM
>>63350628
rose wasn't dead and he didn't feel guilty about influencing her
>>63350625
No, they'll give her a regeneration cycle and make her the next River Song because one wasn't enough.
so how many we got?
Why does Moffat fucking ruin everything with the second parts of his finales.
>>63350593
ok lads, i've fully decided. this is retarded.
>CLARA IS ALIVE
Why isn't the Raven chasing Clara?
>>63350682
>why does nuwho
FTFY
>>63350646
still doesn't deactivate the brakes.
>wherr he always runs
>away
Doctor Who is complete shit, why do you people watch it?
THIS BETTER BE THE NEW TARDIS FOR NEXT SERIES
JESUS CHRIST
>>63350597
Amy and Rory lived full lives together.
tardis A E S T H I C
>>63350647
she literally just turns up in a new body at the start of the episode
>>63350680
So far
>>63350690
It's got a long way to travel.
Brand new TARDIS, literally wat.
>>63350716
no she doesnt
they show her changing into different people
>>63350690
Extracted from time with Time Lord tech
>>63350690
Still chasing.
>>63350687
pls don't make me add "lads" to my wordfilter
doc forgot to take his meds
>>63350680
Doctor gets a new Tardis
Regeneration into a black woman
Rassilon appears or is mentioned
Jenna Coleman appears
Sonic sunglasses do something new
>>63350682
Last of the time lords.
WHY MOFFAT WHY YOU HAVE TO MAKE THE EPISODE SO SHIT?
I'm watching Terror of the Zygons right now instead lmao
Just get over it Doctor you faget
>>63350716
We didn't see the sequence you autistic fucktard
KNOCKING 4 TIMES
BETTER NOT BE FUCKING RIVER I SWEAR
Possibly the silliest episode.
Like literally fucking
BUYT THEN FOUR KNOCKS REFERENCE OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
>>63350734
Yeah, Off screen. And it happens after that.
Doctor :(
BASED 12
>>63350741
do whatever you like laddy, i'll just give my 2 cents on this stupid plot.
how many fucking times have they been on "the last moment in the history of the universe" in this show god damn it
KEK, ARYA STARK
>ME
I actually forgot
>long-haired Maisie
m-muh dick?
LOOK WHO'S FUCKING HERE
AT LEAST MASIE'S HAIR LOOKS DECENT ENOUGH
its me :)
This is GOAT
He's going full valeyard.
oh shit ME
Ashildr survived to the end of the universe?
WTF Moffat?
From a fucking Mire Chip?
At least it can't get any worse
Can we not skip Arya chapters yet?
>Ashildr
Who cares about this bitch?
>>63350778
what?
>>63350802
Actually, my dick
also surprisingly not being a bad actor
>>63350682
>implying Last of the Time Lords doesnt suck
>implying the Big Bang isn't great-tier
also two of the Moffat seasons have had one-part finales so there isn't really much of a point to be made here
AND IM FUCKING DONE
>>63350821
just you wait son
ME
GO TO HELL
>>63350811
YOU'RE RETARDED
M E M E
G L A S S E S
>inb4 "winter is coming"
>Because we know summer can't last forever.
Lol.
Damn she doesn't look like quasimodo anymore
You know what, I'm gonna go do something else.
Shouldn't all the aliens of the species that made the medkit also be alive if ashildr is?
>summer can't last forever
clearly never been to /tv/ in all her billions of years
>>63350847
UR MUM
Moffat's doing it, he's really doing it.
He's taking all the good will from Heaven Sent and fucking us with it, he's shitting down our throats
And ashildr is the hybrid, she's standing in the ruins of gallifrey
Time to SHIT THE BED
THE HYBRID
IS ME
episode should've been called "Five Minutes to Hell".
>>63350873
best post ITT
HALF HUMAN CONFIRRRRRRRMED
FUCK YOU MOFFAT
FUCK YOU
Awww look the doctor is doing what his other companions have done and started talking about what him and Clara are doing to do forever.
Bawwww. Can we plz stop having companions be the most important people in the universe?
And if you're going to do all this (ANSWERABLE TO NO ONE!!!) to save Clara why don't you just go to right b4 she gets the tattoo of death and have her not get it then you can kill off those time-correcting dragons from S1 and you'll be aiiiight?
And great. If we ever get a "me" / ashikdr spinoff we know she lives til the end of time. Can't she at least turn into a giant face so jack can get some at the end of the universe?
At least this isn't OMFG / STAKES-RAISED / END OF REALITY stuff... Unless >MUH HYBRID turns out to be real.... But lol its ashildr/me.
>The Hybrid is you
Simply ebin
HALF HUMAN ON MY MOTHERS SIDE
A
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A
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M
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M
O
T
H
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R
S
S
I
D
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HOW DID SHE SURVIVE FOR 100 TRILLIONS YEARS
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE EVEN BY DOCTOR WHO STANDARDS.
How did you guys not know this was going to be fucking terrible
Series 9 is literally shit
You guys can't defend it anymore
Doctor is half-Human
Kill me
oh god tv movie coming back
he really was saying "me" as in ashildr
fuck this gay earth
>>63350910
>having an autistic sperg out during the episode
META-CRISIS
MOFFAT OUT
O
F
F
A
T
O
U
T
OH MY GOD FUCK THIS
FUUUUUUUCK THIS
F U C K
U
C
K
T H I S
H
I
S
SUMMER CAN'T LAST FOREVER
OF COURSE IT CAN
SCRIPT WRITTEN BY 4CHAN CONFIRMED
THE HYBRID IS CLARA IT'S ALL MISSY'S FAULT
WHY WHY WHY
BRAVO MOFFAT SO VERY IMPORTANT
He's doing it.
He's really doing it.
The doctor and the master are the hybrid.
Surprisingly okay with that
Don't you fucking dare moffat
>doctor's mom is clara
>the ending scene in listen seems a lot more fitting now
NO
DON'T
>>63350921
CAUSE MOFFAT'S A FUCKING MADMAN.
A FUCKING MIRE CHIP DID WHAT TIME LORDS AND DALEKS COULDN'T
THERE'S 15 MINUTES OF THIS SHIT TO GO
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN A FINALE
FUCKING FUCK MOFFAT JESUS CHRIST
Those doors are schway
what is happening
Erasing her memories would be just like killing her.
>>63350997
It's an extended goodbye to Moffat's favourite special snowflake. He decided not to bother with a real finale this series.
>>63350997
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Guys I'm actually really enjoying this
>>63351004
MOFFAT SHITTING HIMSELF ON SCREEN
>Could have had amazing epic time lord adventures
>have 12 and clala talk for hours
Fuck off
Oh wow canon freaks finna FREAK cuz I think ashildr/me just implied the doctor is half Hunan?
Didn't the 8th doctor claim that in the 1996 TV movie?
Awww Clara's gonna choose to die and remember the doctor as opposed to living and forgetting. How romantic.... What's the excuse for wiping Clara's memories now? Will she explode like Donna if she remembered her time with 10ant?
>>63351021
its better than journeys end
still poop though
That bitch reversed the polarity of the neutron flow.
>advertise it as a gallifrey episode
>it's a clara episode
fucking hell
Moffat's fucking ripping off RTD, he's doing it
>>63351033
I might enjoy it second time around, if it doesn't end with some convenient quick-fix bullshit.
This show is irredeemable crap. Certainly the worse thing on /tv/.
>>63351043
what?
Thematically similar to the Zygon conclusion
>>63351060
There's certainly enough tumblr faggotry plastered all over the screen
>>63351060
With a tenth of the excitement of an RTD episode.
LET'S DO IT
LET'S HAVE SEX
This is the worst episode ever!
Full of so much literally what
THIS HAS GONE BEYOND SHIT
>this episode
>>63351060
nope
I hope there's a lot of Clala webms made of this episode
>>63351090
gattis pls
Does Moffat really think we loved Clara enough for this one-hour sentimental schlocky goodbye in place of a real finale? I'm genuinely curious.
Bet she regenerates yo
FUCKING MEMORY WIPES
remember back when the doctor was the person who was always making sure people knew the rules and didn't fuck up time because their friend died?
yeah
good work moffat
>>63351117
>we
This is not a hivemind you autistic cunt
I love pears, apples can suck a dick
>>63351117
clara is GOAT
RIP DOCTOR
MOFFATT FUCKING DID IT
THIS IS THE FUCKING END OF DOCTOR WHO
INCREDIBLE
>YFW REGENERATION INCOMING
If erasing all of nu who was the only way to erase this episode I would do it
>>63351138
Oh fuck off white knight, we know Jenna is hot but Clara stopped being a real companion a year ago. She's a self-insert now.
oh no you guys the doctor died
oh you guys ooooh he's dead
ooh nooo there's no way he'll get out of this one!!
This is just total shit. I don't give two fucks about Clara. We saw her die already. This extended wank is so boring.
>>63351135
>the Doctor is one character
>the Doctor always has the same motivations
>people don't change over hundreds, thousands of years
>>63351135
kek stay mad autist
WHO IS THIS AMERICAN FAGGOT
>>63351165
But i'm not even white knighting you retard.
this is just awful lmao lads
IF I WASN'T A FAN I WOULD HAVE SWITCHED THIS OVER ABOUT 30 MINUTES AGO FUCK YOU MOFFAT
wait is the doctor the hybrid? what the fuck is happening
>>63351180
>>63351182
hello moffat defenders
>>63351180
Moffat is proof that you can become worse over time
>>63350946
Yeah we coulda explored the underbelly of tinelord civilization or seen simn regenerate into the master or [literally infinite possibilities] but instead we have capaldi and Coleman chewing scenery in a tinekord dungeon and in a 60s TARDIS set. Cue the violins intensive emo music cuz THIS companion is the #1 most special and beloved companion to the doctor ever.... Rose ain't sheeit? So much for that big emo sendoff 2 eps ago we're gonna rehash it and try to make it poignant again like >BIG DEAL NOW
>SURPRISE DOC REGEN WHEN?
>MUH HYBRID = DOCTOR!!! WHOA THE ANCIENT MYSTERY THAT HAS CONSUMED US FOR 2 WHOLE WEEKS IS SOLVED!!!!.
>SURPRISE REGEN WHEN?
What a load of shit. Moffat outdone himself.
>>63351169
They didn't even fucking imply that he died. Why not pay attention instead of shitposting relentlessly?
What?!
CLARA WHO
Ok that was a pretty good twist
>Clara?
>Clara Who©?
It is done.
I kind of like this Clara thing
>>63351215
m8 this episode is poop
stay mad though
Ashildr and Clara have a fucking Tardis
>>63351198
And yet you are being autistic. There's a million people in this thread who hate this episode, go and bitch to them.
Bad writing is baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
OH SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS ONE WAY BUT IT WAS THE OTHER WAY
CLALA'S THE ONE WHO REMEMBERS
>ACTUALLY UNEXPECTED TWEEST
>>63351234
Fuck sake.
>Clara Who?
>>63351215
>"Stop disagreeing with me!"
But doesn't this mean Clara will die anyway?
PLAY US OUT WITH THE MEME GUITAR
BRAVO, SIMPLY BRAVO
>>63351268
Malsie Williams looked great here.
About the best part really..
AMY AND RORY
This is such baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad writing
like literally why even what the what
My dick is pretty fucking flaccid.
>>63351295
lol go to bed maisie
>>63351249
So how does the Doctor forgetting her save her from something that hunts you no matter where and when in the universe you are?
>>63351244
What are even talking about? I don't like Clara either. I'm just telling you this isn't a hivemind
I think I had a stroke and missed something while he was talking to Ashildr, why did one of them have to have their mind wiped?
WHAT THE FUG THEY ARE STEALING IT!???
>>63351288
Presumably yeah, the raven's still coming for her after all.
desu that dinertardis was quite well done
GG MOFFAT
GEE FUCKING GEE
Fucking Moffat
>>63351322
Lol so you called me an autistic cunt and yet agreed with me anyway?
WHAT THE FUCK
OMFG THEY HAVE TARDISES SHAPED LIKE FORD TAURUSES NOW!!! DOCTOR GOT HIS CLARA MEMORIES ERASED SO HE DOESNT DESTROY TIME/UNIVERSE TRYING TO SAVE HER;!!!..
OMFG HOW SAD NOW DR WHO CAN NEVER REMEMBER CLARA AGAIN!!!! WIKL HE FIGURE IT OUT NOW? OR CAN WE PLZ JUST MOVE ON WITG TIMELORDS BACK 4 GOOD?
>inb4 doctor/Clara wanky guitar music montage
The building was a tardis
Ayy
Also, the doctor is a time traveller with two hearts
Clara is a time traveller with no heart
WHAT
CLARA HAS HER OWN TARDIS
CROSS IT OFF
GET FUCKED MOFFAT GET FUCKED
SHE FUCKING GOT A TARDIS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Fucking MOHACK
Seriously, fuck this.
>immortal Clara and immortal Ashildr are now time travellers together
Clara even has her own Tardis.
Fucking Clara Who.
Clara's legs are yummy af
you have to be shitting me. this is gonna be an arya and stuttering... is... good... acting-because-i-said-so spin off?
i'm a moffag and have enjoyed this series but this was disappointing imo
WHY CAN THEY PILOT A TARDIS
>>63351314
It doesn't.
>This means Clara and Me can come back anytime Moffat wants
Fuck sake the worst parts of NuWho live on
I MEMED SO HARD IT CAME TRUE
CLALA HAS A TARDIS
THANK YOU BASED MOFFAT
awww man Clara's going to run off with me and have future adventures with me!!!
>SPINOFF WHEN?
lol the diner was a tardis
WE CLARA WHO SPINOFF NOW
>LEAVING DOCTOR WHO
>TO JOIN CLARA WHO
Cheesy as it is....glad to see the screwdriver back.
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
I AM FUCKING DONE. CALL ME WHEN MOFFAT HAS LEFT
>>63351399
Me is immortal and was reading the instruction manual.
NEW SONIC SCREWDRIVER
RUN YOU CLEVER BOY
CROSS IT OFF
this has to be the single most cringe episode in all of capaldis tenure
SCREWDRIVER
SCREW DIVER!
Burn it all down
>>63351111
Yes pls.
HOLY SHIT MISTER GILBERT FROM THE INBETWEENERS IS IN THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
I paused my 24 binge session for this. Thanks Moffat.
KEKMAS DAY
>So um who was the hybrid?
>Build up to the return of Gallifrey for literally 10 years.
>When it finally happens do nothing with it except use it to fill the diversity quota and then move on.
Honestly the worst episode in a good few years.
Bravo Moffuck you retard. Ruining great premises with your character bullshit.
It's like Asylum of the Daleks except 100 times worse.
>>63351567
all three of them, apparently. plus maybe john simm
S H I T T I E R
So, uh, did Moffuck just forget all about the Time Lords?
I think we wanted some resolutions, maybe a few explanations involving them to be honest. Instead we get Clarashit.
Also it's not even clear who The Hybrid is and why it was such a big deal. God damn Moffat you fucking suck dude.
The best Finale (Series 1) kept things fucking simple. All of Moffat's finale's a clusterfucks of absolute nonsense.
>>63351576
>Build up to the return of Gallifrey for literally 10 years.
>When it finally happens do nothing with it except use it to fill the diversity quota and then move on.
That's the most accurate description of this episode and Moffat as a writer.
>>63351576
Who will never fully address Gallifrey's return, the build up of the Time War or anything before or after because it'd be too much. It'd take an entire series and no casual fan, because that's where the money and viewership is, wants to see that and it wouldn't work well as a film or feature length.
What you, and to be fair I, want won't ever happen.
>>63351180
It was literally this season when the Doctor stopped someone from fucking up space and time because they wanted to stop a friend from dying.
But you know, it's been well established that the Doctor is a hypocrite when it comes to protecting his companions so I don't think what he did this episode is out of character at all.
>be me, know Moffat is a fucking hack, but stupidly get hopes up after claras death
>enjoy goat heaven sent
>hopes steadily rise
>gallifrey reveal
>imagine an episode featuring punished capaldi going nuclear on gallifrey (maybe a little cameo from Clara)
>instead get a terrible Clara focused sjw pandering fan wank of a finale
Surely clara going off and being the doctor again is literally going against the whole theme of the last two series. But fuck good writing because Moffat loves his 'cool tumblr' moments too much and just writes stories around them.
I think I'm done.
>>63351707
I liked The Big Bang and Death in Heaven
the rest are fucking trash
>>63351707
Yeha, in the end we got absolutely no resolution to any of the plot points: Gallifrey's fate, the Hybrid, Clara.... all was left hanging. Fucking Moffat. I've literally never raged at a showrunner before, I've been mostly happy with the vast majority of Stuff NuWho has had to show, and now I feel like doing horrible things to Moffat and screaming about it everywhere. This episode was lame beyond reason. Reviews warned that "a particular type of fan" would be very angry at this episode, I never thought they meant casual fans that don't really know all that much about Dr Who lore and just want a story that makes a bare minimum of sense.
no bingo
>>63351946
>I liked The Big Bang
can you explain to me why the tardis exploded, who did it how as if im 3 years old?
>>63351969
I honesty thought that regeneration into a black woman was some sort of /pol/ meme that wouldn't actually happen so casually.
I was so wrong.
>>63351880
>Moffat loves his 'cool tumblr' moments too much and just writes stories around them.
Oh my god this is just such a fantastic description of Moffat as a writer. From Sherlock to Who he just can't refrain from writing something that isn't filled with shit that won't eventually be turned into a subtitled gif fat greasy fan girls will plaster over tumblr.
>>63352015
The Silence destroyed the TARDIS so the Doctor wouldn't find out the cracks were actually Gallifrey trying to come back
>>63351969
simms master was alluded to...
>>63352125
>the cracks were actually Gallifrey trying to come back
where did you get that from? also, how did they blow up the tardis
Can someone explain why of all the tragedy's that happen to the doctors companions why does clara get such special treatment by the doctor when no one else but rose got that.
>>63352049
>implying that regeneration is even a problem compared to the shit show that was the finale
Fuck off, who cares about an old white guy turning into an ugly black woman. What the fuck was the point of the general as a character?
>>63352182
The Time of the Doctor was all about that exact plot point.
They used the Papal Mainframe
>>63352182
It all wrapped into 11's time on trenzalore. Hell before that, Series 5 itself was prevalent with the Silence pulling strings from behind the scenes.
I get the feeling people who dislike Big Bang had all this fly over their heads.
>>63352187
C O N S T A N T
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S
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No, but the real reason is that Moffat wasn't a show runner when rose was a companion and couldn't care less about the lore before his period as show runner.
Or the lore during his period of show runner desu. I still cringe at how badly he fucked up the Angels.
>>63352247
>>63352290
so are you saying if i rewatch series 5 it will actually make sense? not buying it
>Papal Mainframe
thats not a weapon
>>63352378
Papal mainframe was pretty much river, so yes a weapon
No rewatch The Time of the Doctor
>>63352378
You basically have to rewatch all of 11's run for it to make sense, and even then only if you don't think about it too much.
>>63352589
>and even then only if you don't think about it too much.
so youre saying its a load of bollocks anyway, gotcha
Where does moffat live?
>>63352758
I know someone who used to run a takeaway he went to
>he could have food poisoned him
>its too late now, he's moved
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