Dr Pavlov, I'm DOG.
>>70955827
sure is one fucking sexy ass dog
>>70955827
>*BARK*
what did he mean by this?
If I take off that collar would you die?
Why are arthouse films always trying to be depressive and nihilistic?
Amor fati
they affirm life
earnestness feeds nihilism. people who believe in simplicity soon find out the world is not so simple. if they can't accomodate the complexity thru irony, they fall into nihilism.
look at militarist japan with its absolutism in truth and morality. after the war, there were nihiistic trends cuz japanese figured everything had been a lie. suddenly, nothing was worth believing and there were no rules.we saw also trends of this in the 60s in japan. japan never came to grips with itself morally but only achieved stability thru economic achievement. but, with the long recession, things are getting worse now more than ever with even the economic stability in question. japanese kids are turning into comicbook/videogame addicted nihilistic goons. all about lily chou chou presented this dilemma this strikingly.
>>70955741
fuck that. I want something happy
this is the greatest horrorkino ever in my opinion, what does /tv/ think of it? no wonder since it spawned one of the greatest vidya games of all time.
>>70955635
which game to you mean?
>>70955669
Silent Hill series.
>>70955635
Fire Walk With Me is superior
I need movies where the main character goes "fuck it" and becomes a criminal or something and stops giving a fuck about society only to acquire money.
Literally the plot of this movie
HOWEVER
>>70955660
Already watched it :(
Is action kino a lost art?
>>70955558
Is macho, "muh rugged lone wolf" bullshit a lost art? Thankfully yes.
>>70955558
FACE
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>>71070523
>>71072259
Azor Jon
Azor Jon
>>71072259
RAN OFF ON DA PLUG TWICE!
If the Purge was real, what would /tv/ do?
>>71071418
rape cunnies
>>71071418
Stay home and shitpost.
Remember a few years ago when Purge 2 was shilled to shit on /tv/? I can't believe it's fucking happening AGAIN with the third one.
Jesus christ it's the same fucking OP too at least be original.
I dont like this show. I should, it has everything I would want, but I dont. Dont like the Southern Hillbilly artstyle. The humor isnt funny and the absurd situations feels forced instead of genuinely fitting the story. Also some of the acting feels bad. Overall the show tries too hard.
>>71071397
If you're a comicfag. read the first issue of outcast. then watch the first episode of the show. then weep.
>>71071397
I'm enjoying what I've seen. Need to catch up though, which isn't a big deal.
>>71071731
Outcast is less painful than Preacher
>>71071397
> some of the acting feels bad. Overall the show tries too hard.
This, fucking this.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Source: http://www.usmagazine.com/entertainment/news/wilmer-valderrama-joins-ncis-after-michael-weatherly-exit-w210414
>>70955443
>It's an NCIS agent shoots up a gay bar episode
>Watching NCIS
It's honestly the most boring shit ever, essential boomercore.
i assume the show ends next year?
Tell me about Bane, /tv/. Why does he wear the mask?
>>70955202
He's a big guy for you hehe hehe
A CIA agent falls in love with Bane.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the big guy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he engages in banter with the masked terrorist and asks what happens if he takes off his mask, he says it would be very painful. The CIA agent says he's a big guy, then the big guy answers, "FOR YOU."
Confused by these turn of events, the CIA agent investigates and finds out that the man he called is not the same man he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the big guy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PAIN.
>>70955231
How big?
>those last 15 minutes
What were they thinking?
>>70955194
studio had given up in the quality of the film and put all their effort in marketing
genius idea 2bh in ripping off fans of a previous popular film claiming theres a connection
>>70955194
>>70955224
Definitely, it's like it was just tacked on so that some element of the theme would match the franchise title.
I didn't mind the idea of it, it was just poorly executed.
Would've been better if she didn't Rambo that space ship, and just hid... and it just ended with her driving off into the sunset.
Or heck, would've been nice if she got slaughtered by the alien.
What the fuck is his problem?
>>70955139
>LO QUE ERA SU PROBLEMA JAJAJAJA
her*
>>70955139
It's now legal to fuck the sun baby
I fucking hate chappie.
>>71070882
those last 7 minutes.
>>71070882
Well that seems like a huge ass spoiler, oh well.
>>71071000
Good, cause this movie isn't worth watching anyway.
Admit it /tv/
You got hard during that scene
I use to fap to that scene all the time when I was a kid
This is Austin Powers in case anyone was wondering.
Honestly I had more of a thing for Liz Hurley in go-go boots.
I came all over the VHS cover of this movie. Loss all respect for it and never watch that movie again.
I used to like Tarantino. I used to really love his style and his movies. But the more I learned about film the more I realised how shit he is. I think his movies are a joke that turned into a massive pulsating ego trip.
He is literally a director for plebs and wannabe critics.
>>70954907
fuck you
What are some of your favorite movies, OP?
how insightful, anon
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