What are some of the worst scenes in cinema?
I'd personally nominate this.
Holy shit it's so bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RIOFzhufm8
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
LOOK AT THOSE TITS
Also, this takes the cake. Thanks for playing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
Webm thread
post webms
I'm not sure what this is
What are some GOAT postmodern films?
mulholland drive
>>48737605
cabin in the woods
ITT, recommend some postmodernist films.
Wikipedia page about postmodern films is some total bullshit, it even lists matrix trilogy as postmodern film.
Last 2 good postmodernist films i remember were in the loop and 4 lions.
pulp fiction
Metal Gear Solid 2
Burn After Reading
Can you recommend me good fantasy movies?
I love Conan just as much as LotR, I'm not really picky as long as it's good fantasy.
>>48613401
please?
Krull
>>48613401
A few years ago, while staying up late and watching TV (I don't have a life lol), I discovered a wonderful movie called Flesh & Blood. I've always been fond of movies set in the medieval era. I've watched it three times, and I'd cheerfully watch it again.
Toodles and good luck on your quest to find grrrrr-eat fantasy movies!
In terms of composition and visuals, who's the most talented director of all time?
>>48591505
Why the fuck are you asking us? Does it fucking look like we talk about movies in this board?
ingmar bergman
John Ford
I think this movie is a great, but it is anything more than a critique of a certain culture? Besides its message, none of its other film qualities seemed exemplary.
>>48592880
*tips irony*
>>48592880
It's critiquing hipsters who do everything ironically and thus make everyone miserable including themselves
>>48592880
Lack of empathy is universal.
What are your favorite music videos?
>>48558110
Windowlicker
Cry Like A Ghost
Leh Jani
Do you go to film school,sucka?
Did you walked bob dylan up on stage, you no talent piece of shit?
who the fuck are you
I WAS MOLDED BY IT
During a broadcast of Dr. Who on Nov 22nd 1987 a video interrupted the normal transmission and transmitted a weird message.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cycVTXtm0U0
More weird transmissions and television conspiracies like this?
That is the only one on that scale.
It is legend.
>>48447181
Max Headroom!
Not discussed enough around here.
>2014
>not knowing that television was originally invented as a means to communicate with the dead
ITT:
If you want a Karagarga invite post your top ten favorite movies and your email.
Problem Child
Problem Child 2
Problem Child 3
Baby's Day Out
Dennace The Menace
Baby Geniuses
Look Who's Talking Now
>>48443367
No, sorry.
Seven Samurai
M
8 1/2
Breathless
Bicycle Thieves
Tokyo Story
Stalker
Seventh Seal
Last Year at Marienbad
Woman in the Dunes
>that episode where Bane goes on holiday and leaves Dr. Pavel in charge instead of CIA
>that episode where CIA and Bane have an arguement and settle it over a game of Chess
>that episode where Dr. Pavel's brother gets married and Bane and CIA eat the cake
>that episode where CIA's boss comes for dinner, burns it, and orders another meal from KFC and passes it off as his own
>that same episode where Mosquito dresses up and pretends to be CIA's wife in order to impress boss
>that episode where Bane looks inside the briefcase without CIA knowing
>that episode where CIA and Bane are BDSM and Bane breaks out of the Furry cuffs
>that episode where Mosquito isn't allowed to bring his friends on a plane trip, so the gang go camping
>that episode where they go on a roadtrip but run out of gas and have to hitchhike
>that episode where Bane's mask got pulled off, and he was in extreme pain
SPOILERSThat S5 finale where Dr. Pavel, Bane and Mosquito are captured by terrorists and CIA is the only one that can save them
Season 6 when?
Never Aidan is held up by got
>that episode when CIA forgot to list Brother on his flight plan, and has to smuggle him on board in a suitcase
Such a comfy show
Which is the best episode?
Which is the worst episode?
i'm halfway through season 1. does it get better?
It didn't air so good
>>48384000
Uhh you don't get to bring trips.
>>48384027
Well he just did
For you
Can someone explain to me what this guy's deal was? Who is he and why did he "capture" some of Bane's men? Why does he give them to CIA? Obviously Bane is behind it but why does CIA think it was a legit thing? Where do they come from?
This movie is so confusing..
>>48351732
or wait, was he actually not involved with bane? did bane just learn about that transfer somehow?
>>48351732
the masketaman
anyone know this? or are you just not supposed to ask questions like that?
/who/ gets creative edition
Last Time: >>48304488
Leaks: https://mega.co.nz/#F!XwQkETaI!-dItZC_cNNGC0vzEwJEP7w
I'm loving this whole ideas for Doctor Who thing, if people have ideas, or scripts to share drop them in the general.
>TARDIS picks up a distorted distress signal materializes on a human mining colony that's on a planet known for having rich amounts of gold in it's crust
>Miners have found a ship under the planet's surface
>Don't know what it is
>Doctor investigates and finds that it's a 'retro' Cybership, and inside are damaged, older models of Cybermen(I picture either the 80s-era Cybermen or the RTD era)
>They're currently in some sort of dormant state
>Crashed on the planet during the Cyber Wars years before, before the planet was colonized.
>Managed to use it's communications automatically once the ship was pulled out from all the gold and shit by the miners
>The Doctor realizes that he wouldn't be the only one to pick up the signal
>Modern Cybership approaches planet
>Old Cybermen start to wake up, all of them malfunctioning to the point where they're berserk, human elements shining through, mostly negative
>Sadism in particular
>Only logical Cyberman is the retro Cyberleader, who's constantly shifting between feeling the need to convert, and self-hatred at what it's become
>Other Cybership arrives
>Malfunctioning Cybermen are considered a plight because they're whacko
>Three way skirmish between old Cybermen, Security on the colony, and the new Cybermen
>>48307682
>>48307827
Amazing ideas.
Here's mine once again.
>Landing the Tardis on randumb mode because they can't decide where they want to go
>Tardis suddenly starts freaking out
>Doctor recognizes the problem and says that the Tardis has come into contact with a major disturbance in time
>Doctor tries to relocate the Tardis, but it's too late
>Tardis crashes into a jungle
>Tardis is damaged, so it will take a while for it to repair itself
>Doctor and companion go exploring in the meantime
>Beautiful planet, full of tons of exotic alien animals
>A little while into exploring, Doctor and companion get the sense they are being followed, but never see anything when they try to look
>Stumble across a temple of some sort
>Go inside to find murals and paintings describing some terrible unseen creature that "suddenly appeared in the ecosystem"
>Doctor and companion think that's what has been following them
>They decide to head back to the Tardis, instead of investigating this time around
>On the way back to the Tardis, they begin hearing sounds like a mix between hissing and shrieking
>Things start to pick up, and the creatures are obviously stalking them now
>Obligatory running scene because things get too suspenseful
>Before they get back to the Tardis, they are surrounded
>Finally, the creatures are revealed to be big, velociraptor-type creatures with no eyes that rely on hearing to see
>The creatures pretty much appear out of no where, like they just teleported right in from of them
cont.
Repost
>I would like to write an episode with the dream lord starting with a trippy-as-fuck sequence in the TARDIS collapsing in on itself
>Clara wakesup in a completely empty white space, the dream lord coming up to her, and telling her she's in her own mind and he can manipulate her memories.
>The Doctor uses the telepathic psychic shit and enters Claras mind Dream Lord and Doc meet up again, the Dream Lord remarks how much older he is and "what happened to the other one, I thought you were gonna keep her for real this time"
>Dream lord remarks on the Doctor's more stark look calling out on still being a coward, and does a bad guy impression, mocking the doc.
>Dream lord enters Claras memories mentioning he can make her forget what he wants, he choses from three important memories what she must forget, the Doctor, Danny, or her parents (subject to change),
>she choses her parents because the Doc manipulates her or some shit (subject to change) and Dream lord is defeated somehow.
