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>For months, American moviegoers have either been going big or staying home.
>And if they keep behaving that way, 2015 may set new marks for both hits and misses — while leaving a hole in the middle, where Oscars are typically born.
>But in both months, high-profile, midrange films that were being closely monitored as awards prospects flopped — among them Sony’s “The Walk,” Universal’s “Steve Jobs” and Warner’s “Our Brand Is Crisis.” And those joined more commercially...
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Something else will just replace capeshit.
>>62632488
starshit
>>62632409
lmao who is this slut, what an ugly whore. probably ended up sucking dick at a truckstop
>“Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control.”
Is he right?
>>62632389
Nerd culture is the product of people liking movies about space princesses and supermen
I used to like him, but he keeps opening his yap.
Without question.
>YA book trilogy adaptation
>obviously marketed to teenagers
>second part, so mandatory ciffhanger/shit ending
>first movie was shit
>well, this is surely complete shit
>friend recommends it
>watch it
>it's actually reallyokay
>nicely edited
>entertaining,...
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>>62632310
So are you saying I should download it OP?
>>62632345
Sure, if you're bored or have time to kill.
>>62632310
dylan obrien should have been spiderman
a while back there was an action movie thread on /tv/ and an anon mentioned pic related and said it was the most patrician action movie he had seen, then some shitposter started yammering some meme shit in response to him so I just kinda ignored it altogether. well recently I was looking for an action movie to watch with my bro and he wanted to watch a JCVD flick and it came to my mind. Holy shit, that first guy was right, this was fucking Lynchian, a straight-to-dvd martial arts film has no right to be as good as this was.
>>62632214
> this was fucking Lynchian, a straight-to-dvd martial arts film has no right to be as good as this was.
Thought the same thing. Might rewatch soon enough.
Ok op youve convinced me to watch it
I remember someone saying the latter universal solduers were good. Ive only seen up to the one with goldberg which wasnt bad
The Red Band trailer for this is one of the best trailers I've seen in years, if ever. Whoever told you this was a patrician action movie was right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ0sIny4NTQ
I'm bored. Tell me your top 5 movies of all time below.
Army of Darkness
Synecdoche, New York
Videodrome
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Drive
I'd say
1. A Clockwork Orange
2. Godfather part 2
3. Godfather part 1
4. Fight club
5. Scarface
>>62632047
I dunno man, but bump
>it's a Garak episode
>>62632034
Those episodes always sucked. Who wants to watch 45 minutes of a mere tailor?
>it's a Janeway gives the Prime Directive the finger and destroys a civilization episode
>>62632082
Ah yes, a mere tailor indeed. Nothing else going on my dear dr. Bashir.
So when is Larry gonna stop screwing around with SNL and do another season already?
>>62631982
He's teasing us, it totally means another season is coming. He's getting bored of just sitting around, just TV, TV, TV, like a schmuck.
>>62632164
http://hiddenremote.com/2015/10/24/what-we-know-so-far-about-curb-your-enthusiasm-season-9/
I Hope this is secretly Season 9
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4354616/
>Pilou Asbæk is set to co-star with Scarlett Johansson in DreamWorks’ “Ghost in the Shell,” sources tell Variety.
>Rupert Sanders is directing with Paramount on board to co-finance the film.
>Based on the internationally-acclaimed sci-fi property, “Ghost in the Shell” follows a female special ops cyborg who leads an elite task force called Section 9 for Hanka Robotics. Section 9 is devoted to stopping the most dangerous criminals and extremists, led by The Laughing Man whose singular...
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>>62631859
they're adapting the laughing man storyline?
fuck
that
noise
SAC shouldn't be dumbed down for hollywood
>Not having based Fassbender as Bateau
Messing it up even further, really.
>>62631913
Hollywood has been ruining foreign shit since the 1920s
This was never going to be different
What is the best lightsaber color and why is it blue?
Green actually, but blue is second
>>62631821
It's green cuz Jedi Luke
whats the point in light sabers
why dont jedi just learn how to use guns, they can become jango fett on steroids
is Bob's Burgers still the best cartoon currently airing?
Nah unless you're a pedophile who wants to fuck the Belcher kids.
Archer
Gravity Falls
>>62631664
this desu senpai
>>62631671
>archer
>good
hello reddit
Steve jobs’ Last Words -
I reached the pinnacle of success in the business world.
In others’ eyes, my life is an epitome of success.
However, aside from work, I have little joy. In the end, wealth is only a fact of life that I am accustomed to.
At this moment, lying on the sick bed and recalling my whole life, I realize that all the recognition and wealth that I took so much pride in, have paled and become meaningless in the face of impending death.
In the darkness, I look at the green lights from the life supporting machines and hear the humming mechanical...
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Material things lost can be found. But there is one thing that can never be found when it is lost – "Life".
When a person goes into the operating room, he will realize that there is one book that he has yet to finish reading – "Book of Healthy Life".
Whichever stage in life we are at right now, with time, we will face the day when the curtain comes down.
Treasure Love for your family, love for your spouse, love for your friends...
Treat yourself well. Cherish others.
>>62631516
Tl;dr
>>62631516
What a pretenious wanker.
/tv/'s Last Words -
Go back to reddit
What color lightsaber you want?
>>62631237
ANH blue
yo rainbow bro, come thru
>>62631237
Black
Are they held together by pure sexual chemistry?
You just know.
Brad is a genuinely nice guy and sticks to Angelina because shes seriously fucked up emotionally, if he ever left her she'd kill herself and he knows that. Even after she adopted all those kids and did the whole activism thing in Africa the pit in her heart is still gaping wide. From what I've heard they both work all the time and when they don't they're not together, Brad spends his time in his orchard in France, drinking wine. While Angela spends it in AA meetings and therapy.
>dem lips
I bet she sucks the life out of his dick harder than Jennifer Aniston sucked it out of his soul. Aniston bitched that he smoked too much weed.
>>62631494
DUDE
fucking dropped
why is this allowed?
http://www.nme.com/filmandtv/news/ryan-reynolds-deadpool-will-be-pansexual-director-/392193
>Americans
>>62631177
nice dubs
wtf does pansexual even mean?
>>62631200
It means he would fuck anything. He's already like that in the comics.
What does /tv/ think of Czechoslovakian New Wave
>>62630964
it's trash
Kachyna's Ucho is the best. A true underrated classic. Americans need to see it especially now. But they won't learn from anyone. Forman was good although he went Hollywood.
Marketa Lazarova was killing it. Does it count as new wave though? Loved the Kurosawa/Bergman/Tarkovskij/Lynch-mood
