was this any good?
It was ok. about 6/10. It was very predictable but in a fun kind of way.
Nah. They should have went full fantasy if they had The Rock go fully, and unnecessarily jacked.
the army stuff is kind of alright
Why does no one on this board talk about this show? It's fucking great!
>has great moments of smart humor
>lightly makes fun of procedural cop shows ironically and /tv/ tropes in general
>Bradley Cooper shows up occasionally
>generally just a fun/comfy show in general
I realize that Tuesday's currently have a lot of hype shows (especially on /co/), but in the age of streaming/DVR/OnDemand type services, there's no reason this show only gets a shit thread every once in a blue moon.
>>63023820
>It's fucking great!
Nice exclamation mark and unnecessary swearing, redditboy.
fuckk off
Go home marketer you're drunk.
So do you guys agree this year was a big improvement for /tv/ compared to 2012-1014?
>>63023769
/tv/'s gotten progressively worse over time
don't kid yourself
>>63023769
not an improvement, but /tv/ (contrary to popular opinion) is not getting worse.
The cunny battles are always entertaining, and the meme quality is always good.
It's a far cry from 2010-2011 though.
>>63023818
>meme quality is always good.
It's pretty much an objective fact across the site that /tv/ has some of the worst memes and content. Go to any board and ask which is the worst and /tv/ is one the boards that is always mentioned.
Every millennial who grew up watching “Spongebob Squarepants” has come to the same horrifying conclusion: you have turned into Squidward. No matter how buoyant, how cheerful, how optimistic you were as a child, there comes a point where you begin to identify with Squidward more than any other character in the show.
You could explain this phenomenon with the disillusionment and cynicism of growing up, or the burdens of being a teenager in a post-John Hughes society. There is, however, an even simpler answer. Spongebob is an allegory for Karl Marx’s The Communist Manifesto. The show revolves around Spongebob, the hardworking proletariat, accepting a low-level fry cook job and enduring Mr. Krabs’ exploitation with a grin on his face.
It’s not hard to draw the parallels between Mr. Krabs and the bourgeoisie. He’s a cheapskate who underpays and overworks his employees for his own personal gain. Mr. Krabs famously ripped off his own arms (claws?) to retrieve a dime that fell down the drain. He took his workers on a boating trip to retrieve his millionth dollar from the jaws of a giant clam. He has zero regard for his employees’ safety and almost routinely puts them in danger for his own benefit. Mr. Krabs’ daughter, Pearl is an extension of the bourgeoisie archetype. She’s vain, self-centered, and largely unaware of others’ misfortune. She lives in a bubble, obsessed with clothes, makeup, and celebrities — because she has the leisure for such frivolities.
this desu
>>63023687
Speaking of living in a bubble, Sandy is not exempt from analysis. Sandy is quite literally shielded away from the rest of the world. She represents the intellectual elite, using her privilege and higher education to jeopardize working class jobs and further the industrial revolution. Her endeavors into space mirror the Cold War-era “Space Race,” capitalism versus communism. Her voyage ends on the moon, just like the U.S.’s did. On top of her scientific record, Sandy is independent and self-sufficient, exemplifying capitalistic ideals of individualism.
If Sandy is the intellectual elite, then Patrick Star is just the opposite. Patrick represents the bourgeois caricature of the working class that capitalists want you to buy into. He is ignorant, undereducated, and lazy. He lives under a rock, likely because he can’t afford anything else — although he doesn’t seem to mind. Patrick appears to deserve his poverty because he does nothing but sleep, yet he also seems at peace with his lot. This idea of the happy, unproductive bum simultaneously vilifies and justifies the proletariat. “See, they’re poor because they just don’t work hard enough! In fact, they like being poor!” Patrick Star is arguably one of the most offensive cartoon depictions of this generation.
Spongebob, on the other hand, represents the ideal proletariat. Spongebob is hardworking, humble, and endlessly optimistic. He’s a lot like us before we realized the inherent evils of a capitalistic society. Day in and day out, Spongebob gleefully works a minimum-wage job flipping burgers with no hope of promotion. He’s a cog in Mr. Krabs’ greasy machine, but he doesn’t even realize it. He just continues to skip to work every day, chanting “I’m ready!”. Ready for what, Spongebob? Ready for the bourgeoisie Kool-aid he’s been absorbing through his poriferous sponge body.
>Dude vote democrat lmao xD
>>/pol/
What are some cheerleaders turned actresses like tabrett bethell
reported. females acting in television & film is not related to television & film
>>63023643
Yasmin Bleeth
Blake Lively
Cameron Diaz
Kelly Ripa
Halle Berry
>>63023736
Any pics of Blake in a cheerleader outift
What a sexist american tradition, its gonna die out in ten years 2bh
Look out! It's the evil white man with his evil Christian symbol, and an army of Nazi goyim! It's another shoa! Quick, have an interracial relationship to defeat him!!
>Jew
>Irish
>white
the only white person there is Phasma
>>63023642
Is this what you think about in your free time
>>63023642
>that retarded fucking mask thing
At this point it is literal fact, that this dude is jar jar
>almost every episode ends with a cliffhanger revealing the monster/entity is still alive and well
They changed nothing.
>>63023547
that's... not true at all
I want.........
>>63023547
>it's a Scully sees gray aliens running past her and still doesn't believe episode
http://www.starwarsnewsnet.com/2015/11/john-boyega-hesitant-on-how-the-fans-will-react-to-star-wars-the-force-awakens.html
It's all ogre, /tv/
It sucks
JJ has keked star wars
holy shit why would he say this
it's either really fucking bad or snoke is in fact jar jar binks
>I just don't know how fans will react to it
translation in George Lucas language:
>I may have gone too far in a few places
>Attack Of The Block screened at the LA film festival and J.J. Abrams saw it and said it was his favorite movie of 2011. Than I went to Bad Robot to meet his producing partner and then J.J. Abrams and Tom Cruise were walking out of ADR for Mission:Impossible, and he literally stopped me and was like ‘Boyega right? You’re good in Attack Of The Block, I love that movie, we’re going to get you in something’” Boyega says Abrams contacted him four years later for the role and the rest is history.
/POL/ WAS RIGHT
Based Boyega for spilling the beans
>Fargo and True Detective Season 1 come out
>Often compared, perceived to be similar in quality
>Fargo ends up winning most of the awards
>Pizzaman clearly pissed, looking to exact revenge
Fast forward
>True Detective Season 2 comes out
>piece of legitimate garbage, one of the worst things on television
>Fargo season 2 comes out
>Actually even better than season 1, improves in every way
Pizzaface is watching each and every episode, and with each and every episode he comes closer to blowing his own brains out
TD 1 > Fargo 2 > TD 2 > Fargo 1
First season of Fargo was meh tier.
>>63023647
I'd swap TD 2 with Fargo 1, otherwise I agree. TD season 2 was such a let down.
>>Often compared, perceived to be similar in quality
The fuck? How are these shows even comparable?
Looks like you're desperately grasping for straws here
Also, TD S1 is better than both seasons of Fargo combined
Someone hook me up with some WW3-core films
Red Dawn (not the queer remake)
Wargames
Threads
what went wrong?
Chris Hemsworth is a kek.
Dumb title
Bad marketing (I can still hear "We're gonna need a blackhat hacker named Hathaway" in my head like a informercial)
Asinine premise
>>63023234
I thought it was actually pretty good.
Just had strange pacing.
WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER?
WHO DARES TO LOVE FOREVER?
me...
There can be only one.
>>63023171
Why does he have such a large forehead?
GOD'S STILL NOT DEAD!!!
>God's Not Dead 2 arrives on April 1st, 2016
Atheists are
assblasted []
buttdestroyed []
analdistorted []
rectumremoved []
Cleansed By Jesus [X]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq6lG4GeEMI
Bump for The Lord
>>63023153
>April 1st
Oh wow, they're not even trying to hide it anymore.
>>63023291
>PUREFLIX
kek
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch motherfu WOOOOOAH OHHHHH OHHH OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED
>tfw your gf winds up with a black guy who went to jail
>>63023145
>tfw Iceland was my dead best friends favorite place
EARTH ROCKER
BRING IT THE FUCK OWHOOOAOOAOAOAOA
why do jj's troopers look so clean, new, and blindingly white?
i understand the symbolism of the BBC
but at some point you go so overboard with the symbolism that it loses its point
>>63023060
because soldiers are required to clean and polish their uniforms...
JJ understands modern audiences, and that they don't give a shit about details. He understands this about modern audiences quite correctly.
People go to TV shows for nuance now. Hollywood films are simply flash and glitter
why do Lucas' troopers look so clean, new, and blindingly white?
i understand the symbolism of the BBC
but at some point you go so overboard with the symbolism that it loses its point
