Will he ever fight Ivan Drago?
Guess not.
Drago movie next pls
I MUST BREAK YOU
Why is this so bad? For all intensive purposes it should have been great.
>>63046826
>For all intensive purposes
Can't tell if deliberate troll or actual spelling error.
it got great reviews. sounds like you're retarded as fuck.
>>63046863
it's deliberate
more like this? kinda low key explorations of lofty ideas like philosophy theology art and imagination?
OR: just more dream movies
OR: just more talky movies like this (though ive seen all the obvious ones like linklater and jarmusch and my dinner with andre..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztaZo-qsrTE
>>63046836
not really what im looking for but thats a fantastic movie man
thanks anyhow
I watched this on shrooms and it fucked my shit up.
Why do Americans push the 'strong, independent womyn' meme so fucking hard? When did it become a mandatory thing in American movies to have women acting like men and fighting in hand to hand combat against men and coming out on top despite being weaker and smaller? Why are you guys pretending like there are masses of untapped female Navy SEALS out there, when in your culture women can't even handle Mario rescuing princesses in video games without screaming about oppression? Seriously, what the fuck is this?
I don't know. Why are the Nips so good at creating varied, interesting female characters?
>the concept of female warriors was invented by Americans
>Why do Americans push the 'strong, independent womyn' meme so fucking hard?
Kill bill is a ripoff of a Japanese movie m80
Will Marvel ever make a visual spectacle? All their movies look so basic.
Its weird though because DC has been talking about how their universe is supposed to be more real and relate-able yet the visual style looks epic and gritty and it seems to take me to a different world where these characters exist.
But Marvel on the other hand visually looks more realistic and believable. However it's pretty glossy though.
>>63046613
Without the talents of Visionary Director Zack Snyder™ how can they?
>>63046613
>epic and gritty
you mean grey bland and lifeless. Stop pretending to care
tatti
ITT we post "ING" movies.
>>63046609
I love The Sting. Such a fun movie.
MY EYES ARE GETTING WEARY
>>63046506
is the last thing you want to hear from someone who's driving a truck.
>>63046506
MY BACK IS GETTIN' TIGHT
>>63046572
AND ALL I WANNA DO IS GO HOME TO YOU
was this really ONE SINGLE TAKE??
Yes and that's only impressive to neo-film buff fedora tippers.
Is that cum?
>>63046446
NO; THE SCENES ARE BLENDED INTO A CONTINUUM.
I should have got her a meme
>Mike ruined MST3k, they said
>Joel is the soul of the show, they said
>>63046176
Joel is a fucking asshole
I'll take "Things Nobody Ever Said" for $1,000, Alex.
Based Mike. I'll always have a soft spot for Joel but I'll never forgive him for this shit. He's destroying the MST3K name for easy money.
So what did this guy do again?
>>63046073
overestimated his appeal
>>63046073
HE FOUND A WAY
>>63046073
inspired us all t b h
>Momentum made only £46 from its opening weekend in the UK
>The Hollywood thriller only screened at 10 cinemas across the country
>Two of them even failed to sell a single ticket last weekend for its launch
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3333192/Momentum-makes-just-46-opening-weekend-cinemas-Britain.html
Looks like his career finally lost momentum.
>>63046009
That's 3 times more than Uma Thurman's movie made.
>>63046060
Which one?
>visit america
>go to cinema
>movie starts
>title appears
>everyone starts clapping
>my literal face when
who is the applause for?
it makes sense for a live performance or something but are all americans really this retarded?
>>63045987
They're clapping for the projectionist, you fucking autist
>that awkward silence between each movie preview
>one person from the audience makes a comment after each one
fucking attention whores
>visit america
>go to cinema
>get shot
>try to cross the street
>get shot
>go to school
>get shot
I'm gonna be on television!!!
>Requiem for a Dream is a good movie
>>63045734
It was an amazing film
>dat soundtrack
>dat ass to ass scene
>jared leto
>drugs
>>63045752
haha mom's gonna freak xD
I'm not sure why I haven't greentexted this yet, but here goes
>be me, 2 years ago
>work in semi-successful vintage clothing store in Liverpool
>going about my business as per usual
>out of nowhere Tommy Wiseau walks in
>I'm awestruck
>he approaches me
>hi Danny
>ask him what he's doing
>turns out he tours The Room round independent cinemas in UK
>for some reason he thinks that 18 year old me owns the store
>gives me a duffel bag full of Tommy Wiseau signature underwear
>tells me to sell it for him, he will return in a years time for the money
>makes vague threats about "trying to screw him over" and "legs being broken"
>mfw no one buys any of this underwear off me
>on the brightside I have a huge supply of what i can only call quality underwear
>I constantly live in fear of Tommy Wiseau returning for his money which I don't have for two years
>cant give him underwear back either, I'm so lazy that I just wore them out and threw them away and wore a new pair for the past 2 years
>just threw last pair away
>be me
Stopped reading there
post a pic of the underwear or you're lying
I was expecting a me underwares joke
