the first truly awful thing to come from The Force Awakens
https://youtu.be/-T_pjMr7-n0
eh everything was terrible except emma stone and jon hamm.
why is jon hamm the best?
Emma Stone looked different...
Javier Bardem is supposed to be Luke, right?
Why does everybody here prefer Mike over Joel? Is it because Joel makes too many obscure references?
Joel killed MST3K
i'm a mike fan
I used to prefer Joel but then I found out he shilled for Felicia Day to get on the new version of the show.
thoughts on this?
anyone seen it yet? is anyone /hype/?
it's beautifully mediocre
is it out? i'm not hype but i'll see it
>>63051544
It's Lion King.
If you've watched Lion King, you've watched this movie.
Spoiler alert:There's even a scene where the dinosaur's dead father comes out from the clouds to give him advice
Don't waste your money.
The Hobbit trilogy was fucking terrible, and the BotFA was one of the least watchable and least interesting movies I have ever watched.
How did Hackson fuck up so badly when his LOTR trilogy was so good?
DUDE NEW ZEALAND LMAO
DUDE DRUGS DONT ACTUALLY PROVIDE ANY INSIGHT THEY JUST MAKE THE MUNDANE SEEM DEEP LMAO
DUDE EGO DEATH IS A MEME LMAO
DUDE DRUG INDUCED EGO DEATH IS NOT REAL BECAUSE NOTHING CAN SEPERATE US FROM THE SUM OF OUR EXPERIENCES WITHOUT PERMANTENTLY DAMAGING THE BRAIN LMAO
There wasn't enough story to stretch it into a trilogy. That simple.
>>63051503
wat
Does anyone else hate it when a TV show or a movie takes a well known character and puts them in new york city? It is the worst.
PLENTY of other goddamn places they can visit.
>>63051438
Op is a Canada kek
>>63051462
like nawlins
ITT: Movies that taught you not to let your expectations get too high
Terminator Salvation
Tron: Legacy
Prometheus
Just watched Dances With Wolves and I loved it
10/10
What else is /indiancore/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK_wtjlQcns
>>63050951
Okay, you probably know 90% of Indian movies are really depressing emotional feel-fests.
That said, this is good.
Avatar
>>63050951
anything featuring aziz ansairi
any must watch god tier movies? theres a girl i wanna invite round mine for a movie night (desperately wanna fuck her) but i cant think of any movies apart from saving pvt ryan, fight club and shawshank
watch the mummy
thank you for smoking
>>63050907
>>63050976
nah, i never really liked that movie too much. and prettymuch everyone has seen it like a million times
what movies will teach me how to get a gf?
Anything with Hunphry Bogart
*tips fedora*
*kisses you*
>>63050806
Simple
#1 Up your value to woman
#2 Be active in engaging them
#3 Be straight forward
Your convo should go like this.
"Hello, how are you? My name is ____. I saw you from ___ and I wanted to come over to you and say hi cause i think your cute (smile).
This establishes
#1 You take the pace and are dominate which she will like
#2 You are clear in your intention and confident
#3 Compliments her which she will like
Now you have your 2-5 minutes convo. Don't just ask questions. It is not an interview. Look at her and ask her something about herself that is personal to here. After that build off it and let the conversation go naturally.
Touch her in some way... A small push on the arm is great when she makes a joke at your expense but don't get grabby. Natural physical contact.
If you did your convo right conclude with
"Well I need to be at so-so but I'd like to talk to you again. Can I have your number"?
Get it but don't leave as soon as you have it.. do a 20-30 second rap up then leave.
Call her the next day unless you have a special reason not to. Also let her know that is when you plan to call her.
Just make sure you move off the phone into a meet. The call is to set up a meet not to set up another call.
Set it up in your convo wrap up like "Well i have some free time tomorrow so I'll give you a call then okay".
>>63050806
The Dark Knight Rises airplane scene
fuck did i just watch?
i'm guessing burn after reading
>>63050777
A great Coen brothers movie. Also, nice trips
A piece of trash movie that everyone praises for some reason.
ONCE MORE, the Sith will rule the GALAXY!
And, we shall have... peace.
>>63050740
Was Sheev a good ruler? I heard he had excellent dental/health benefits for employees.
Kill yourself, /v/
I wonder what Sheev did for fun. Things would be pretty boring after the clone wars
Why do all planets in Star Wars only have one type of terrain?
Snow Planet
Sand Planet
Forest Planet
City Planet
That's No Moon
>>63050739
I forgot Water Planet and Red Sand Mars Ripoff Planet from the prequels.
>>63050739
because it's all made up, anon
>>63050739
darth icky decreed it so
Movies my ex needs to return. Karen can you please give it back.
>saying the name Karen or something of the like makes the joke immediately relatable and redditors can laugh cause they're in on the joke
I'm so tied of this stupid meme joke. It's not funny, it's lazy and a pathetic attempt at eliciting a laugh from others. Go back to Reddit faggot.
Oh shit I had no idea Michel Gondry did that movie
>>63052013
Lighten up senpai it was pretty funny
I viewed this film for my first time a few days ago, and I'm very glad that I waited so long to finally watch it. What finally interested me to see this movie was because of World War I. The war is celebrating its centennial, so my attitude was ok "What the hell" lets finally take a look at this classic. Well, my attitude towards the movie is why is this movie considered so great? I thought it was a very boring, slow movie horse opera. Excuse me camel opera. That is all this movie really is. Sure its beautifully shot, but the movie doesn't have much plot. After dozing in and out for 4 hours, I hope to never see another damn camel, desert, or actor dressed as a Arab for a long, long time. I can see how so many directors are influenced by this movie. Most notably Sergio Leone and Steven Spielberg. David Lean on the other hand was very influenced by John Ford, especially of Ford's great film The Searchers. I don't mind long movies, especially if there good. Ben-Hur (1959), Gone with the Wind (1939), and The Ten Commandments(1956) are great long movies, but all three of those movies have much plot and great characters. Lawrence of Arabia had nobody engaging to watch. Peter O' Toole played T.E. Lawrence as a wimp, and the real T.E. Lawrence was not a wimp. Those that find this movie great, are ones who care more about style than substance, because that is what this film is all about. As for the musical score, sure its engaging for the first few times, but after hearing it for about 500 times throughout the movie I beg the composer to play something else. I mean GIVE IT A REST! I'll never lose my interest in watching great movies, but sadly this film is not the least bit great. Its a 4 hour long, boring, slow moving, thin story, camel opera, with very little action.
I also would like to clarify that i love classic movies. My favorite movie of all time is the 1959 John Wayne classic Rio Bravo, while my second favorite movie is the 1938 swashbuckler The Adventures of Robin Hood with Errol Flynn, but Lawrence of Arabia is NOT a GREAT film to me.
>>63050506
>Im a gay british map maker in Arabia
>Lol fucking savages, why cant they be gay super models like me?
>No Lawrence, you were Arabia all this time!
>NOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!1
25 minutes intermission if you want maybe go to the toilet or buy groceries or whatever
>I refuse to be Arabia!!!!
>I dont enjoy the killings, oh wait...I do
>NNNNNNNoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo1!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
>Rides on a motorcycle on a perfectly fine road
>Lost his balance, dies
Credits
>Post credits scene: 500 years later he is a gay robot in the search of god-engineers-space jockeys-aliens. It also lasts another 2 hours.
>posting stale pasta from Reddit
>Mulder whats going on?
>*dial tone
>MULDER?
>>63050463
it's cockroaches scully I swears to god
>It's a dial tone after someone hangs up episode
>>63050477
I love that episode.
>Why do you always drive!?
>I just assumed your legs were too short to reach the pedals!
