What are some beta actors that bring their moms as their date to award events?
>>63413898
I bet they fuck. I mean look at her, shes bangin.
>>63413923
Jared Leto has too much oestrogen to get erections
Clint Eastwood and his 200 year old mother.
But honestly, bringing your mum (who presumably supported you when you were a struggling peniless artist) to these awards is much better than bringing some bitch.
How much do you think Disney is paying for /b/ tier shit like >>63412937 to stay up??
>>63413846
>that shitty fucking force lightning
good god
>That image
Did anyone seriously think the Goosebumps movie would appeal to nostalgic adults?
>>63413846
What would a multi-billion dollar media conglomerate gain by trying to appeal to a few thousand basement dwellers?
Opinions on Prisoners?
I think it was pretty good
9/10
>>63413625
9/10
it was ok
Prisoners is THE example of inauthentic sensibility cinema. It doesn't get more juvenile "film buff" than this movie. Everything from the casting, to the themes, to the cinematography. It physically pains me to even think about it. Fincher was always the epitome of IMDB to me until this movie, but then Villenvue managed to topple him.
0/5
>>63413625
saw it a few weeks ago, freaking loved it
How's this? It features Willa so my interest piqued
Forgettable
>>63413711
>>63413548
Not shitting you, i saw that movie twice and still can't remember how it ends and that Willa was even in it.
Don't watch it.
It is just like that movie with billy zane in it but with better production values. Very enjoy able
Is it worth the watch, /tv/?
>>63412964
best thing Kubrick ever put on film. You be the judge
Yes, but that is the shittiest poster.
yes its good
You're home John..
Worst season after Coven, but best character in all seasons.
Evan Peters is a pretty based actor in general.
>>63413318
Its wierd, i'm actually enjoying it but only because of certain characters.
There's no horror or suspense in this season outside of Evan Peters character and the Cop story/arc.
The whole Lady Gaga part really doesn't interest me in the slighest, and its not that she's a bad actor its just that i don't care/adds nothing of vaule to this other plot arc.
>>63413762
>>63413318
Germanotta is basically just playing Lady Gaga and the characters are lacking any depth and variety.
Literally more than half the cast is just vampires. Too many shit i don't care for and now that the killer was revealed (which was horrible btw), i'll just watch the last 2 episodes because i came so far.
Best character isLiz Taylor
>It's a Christmas special episode
>It's an "UNCS SHIT IMSELF AGAIN" episode
To be fair, they're so GOAT that they pulled it off.
I'm watching the early episodes on Netflix at the moment and the original dynamic with Del, Rodney and Grandad was so fucking good. I preferred it when Del was genuinely sleazy.
>>63412868
>tfw watching this at christmas in comfy living room with your dad and a nice cuppa tea
>it's anuvah day at the office bradley episode
Beastie Boy > Shaun > Anne > Sinnerman > Jenny
>>63412818
JUS ANOVA DAY AT THA OFFIS BWADLEE
THE DARK contestant DESTROYER
Epic in technical scale but breathlessly intimate in narrative scope, Her is a sprawling investigation of the human condition.
If you can't see this, you need to find a place more in line with your unrefined tastes.
once again, her is a dull variation of chobits
Is psuedo-intellectualism the new meme?
Epic in technical scale but breathlessly intimate in narrative scope, Inside Out is a sprawling investigation of the human condition.
If you disagree with this, then you do not belong on this board, and we kindly ask you to find a new home.
>narrative scope
>literally the same trope of every single pixar movie
>and we kindly ask you
who are "we"?
>>63412433
False.
>>63412445
Everyone who isn't uninformed.
Spit a sales pitch, anon.
>The name's Bond, James Bond
>>63412309
I don't do freebies.
So, we got these toothpaste things, right? And we got alcoholics. And I was thinking we cut a deal with Jim Bean or some other garbage bourbon makers, and we make....bourbon toothpaste. We'll market it to alcoholics.
I can't stop watching the Plinkett reviews. They're just so well done
How can you have any hope for the new films?
>>63412283
Hehe....meme
at the end of the last best of the worst max landis and macauley culkin initiated the rlm crew to the jewminati in a vile phylactery ceremony so expect them to hit it big in the next year or so.
>>63412283
I don't know if "hope" is the right word, but the likelihood of TFA reaching the same memetic heights of awfulness that the prequels had is extremely small, for better and worse.
Even if it's bad or just middling, it physically can't be as disappointing or awful as TPM because Star Wars as a thing in society is already tarnished. It can only go up from here because the franchise has already been past rock bottom and dunked in the abyss. It's just not feasible for it to go any lower.
pre release photoshoot
ET...PHONE...HOME
>>63412164
Not that bad, really.
what the hell was this thing anyway?
it was evil
>>63412063
You know who else is a Black Star?
>>63412088
Here we go...
>lucas never made a star wars movie in the early 90s with early 90s mark hamil (pic related) playing either anakin skywalker as a war hero or an older luke
WHY
>>63412006
damn son. he looks kinda badass there!
>>63412006
what film?
>>63413420
Space Truckers
