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Spit a sales pitch, anon.
>The name's Bond, James Bond
>>63412309
I don't do freebies.
So, we got these toothpaste things, right? And we got alcoholics. And I was thinking we cut a deal with Jim Bean or some other garbage bourbon makers, and we make....bourbon toothpaste. We'll market it to alcoholics.
Show went downhill after it stopped being about making ads.
it's a thing called a "personal computer". i think it'll catch on.
>>63412359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brU_Pp-20g0
This product will get you a qt gf.
BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1JvNlSfiD0
The Cure For The Common Thread
Cure for the common _____!
dude nobody loved me lmao
>>63412375
No. You go by many names. I know who you are.
>>63412309
Do I have to include the moon?
>>63413596
that was so funny
honestly Mad Men had a lot of great comedy
>>63413596
I WANT THE MOON
NOT GREAT, BOB
>tfw I imagine Martin Goodman's Magazine Management was nearby
>tfw there won't be a show like Mad Men that tells the story of the beginnings of the silver age of comics
>>63412309
>it's a Jon Hamm covering his bulge episode
>>63412309
>it's a Don keks a Jew season
Its a pen that contains a peperami type of dried meat snack.
An extendible baton disguised as a selfie stick
![don-draper-on-plane-mad-men-season-7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NVUnDrF.jpg "don-draper-on-plane-mad-men-season-7[1]")
>It's simple. Who are our customers? They're regular people, like you and me. They like to laugh. So let's give them what they want. What's the biggest meme around? Baneposting. Now picture the 30 second spot. You see a plane coming across the sky. You hear that dialogue that we all know. But somethings different. We hear "First one to cure their sore throat gets to stay on my aircraft." You see one of the prisoners has a bottle of Vicks. He sneaks a drink from it from, logo facing the camera. CIA interrogates all the men but they can't talk because their throats are so sore. You hear one of the prisoners talk "No one cared who I was until I used the cough syrup." Then "At least you can talk? How do you do it?". The shroud is removed and we see Bane. He "Says I use Vicks for quick cold cure because a big guy has got to stay in sky." Logo and narration "Vicks. Without it you'll be left in the wreckage."
>>63414700
Beautiful
>>63414700
Jesus Christ.
>>63414637
your hired
>>63414700
cut to Harry Crane crying
how about a pair of shoes with air conditioning built inside
>>63416011
>your
>>63414700
D-Don?
>>63414700
ayy lmao
>>63412309
Big issue sir?
Ok, have a nice day
You see this pen? This pen right here is the greatest pen in the entire world. Go ahead and right you're name down for me.
