>mfw I've completely ruined my own career while trying to jumpstart jaden's
>mfw not even a independence day sequel wants me
JUST
>>63617310
yea his career is really down the toilet.
yea anon.
>>63617310
>It's a /tv/ doesnt actually follow television or film news thread
His career's fine. He's co-starring in at least the first Batman film, releasing a new album.
>>63617310
>>mfw not even a independence day sequel wants me
He refused them you fucking idiot. I forget you assholes think no one will fact check your stupid posts but you are wrong.
Fuck Star Wars. 19 Kids and Counting special is on in 15 minutes. Ready to see more sisters get finger banged.
>>63617135
wat, where?
>>63617171
TLC, 3 part special.
>>63617135
Kill Marry fuck blow job
Is it really THAT bad?
>>63616898
Nah
It's the worst one, but it's alright, albiet sappy
50% of it was THAT bad, the other 50% had some mild potential, which is what made it so disappointing.
But I agree with Mike, there was no reason for this film to be made. Indy isn't the character, he's the hat. Ford is too old to do this shit.
Who /hype/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbduDRH2m2M
>>63616878
Bomb of 2016
Nostalgia for this isn't nearly as high as it needs to be
>>63616878
So how soon til /tv/ starts crying about shills with this?
where the fuck is will smith. he is the only reason the first movie was watchable.
How did this shit make over $1bn???
>>63616845
The nostalgia for Jurassic park is huge now that every kid and teenager who saw it now has a family and is an adult
>>63616845
people exchanged money for services
nostalgia
escapism
dinosaurs
lack of genuine competition
What do Star Wars fans think of Star Trek fans and vice versa?
What's the fucking difference? They're both shit franchises that irreversibly stained the sci fi genre.
>>63616813
mods
>>63616813
Nobody cares really
How can you cast Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Harley Quinn and The Joker all PERFECTLY and fuck Lex up this bad?
>>63616793
>Harley Quinn and The Joker
>perfectly cast
>>63616793
>implying he isn't gonna be the highlight of te film
Nice try, Galbot
Who won?
>>63616730
Not that city
>>63616730
Neither. Another no stakes pointless battle for no reason other than fan service
>>63616784
>Another no stakes pointless battle
How were there no stakes?
How was it pointless?
Are there any filmmaking techniques that, when you see them used, decrease the likelihood you'll like a film?
Nightmare Mode: No shakycam
Snap zooms
Green/yellow filter
Rumbling Camera
A friend of mine suggested this movie too watch on drugs. I'm not really sure what I should take before. I watched Taxi Driver on 2Ci and that was fucked.
anyone here watched this one? if you watched it were you on anything? if you were on anything what were you on?
its a dumb movie with a stupid premise, based on shitty philosophy. Gigglin the camera while someone fucks doesn't a good metaphor make.
Just take whatever you got. The more psychedelic the better.
don't watch it on psychedelics. I recommend some good weed or a dissociative like DXM or ketamine
>>63616732
how is that supposed to be a metaphor in any way?
It's going to disappoint. It's not Django Unchained bad, but only slightly above it. Sorry for the bad news. Leave your expectations at the door. There is a reason Tarantino has been cranky lately and it's a sad one, unfortunately.
>>63616667
>It's not Django Unchained bad
>implying Django was bad
It wasn't great, but it was good.
seems to be Reservoir Dogs in a log cabin
pretty hype desu
his films seem to be more and more like stylized parodies and less like genre movies.
too bad they never let him make Bond.
Let's talk about the best animated show of this decade.
Ok but let's do it on >>>/co/.
>>63616606
Back to your containment board manchild
>>>/co/
>>63616642
>>63616698
Daily reminder there is a fucking DBZ thread on this board that's still going, you fuckwads
Make this movie better.
Replace ewoks with wookiees and it's a 10/10 Star Wars film
I can't, you trite faggot. It's the best one.
>le Empire is the best one meme
>>63616602
there you go f.am
Ladies and gentlemen, present your newest James Bond
>>63616587
>not black or muslim
>almost 2016
MORE LIKE JAMES BALD, AMIRITE
>>63616630
THE CURRENT YEAR PEOPLE!
Why did they fail so bad releasing this, woulda had my cash by now but they pussied out. Now theres too much coming out to bother w it.
It's not very good anyway. It looks nice but the whole film is one big "What did he mean by this?" with zero emotional investment or tension.
>>63616268
They tanked it because Steve Jobs flopped, Fassbender in trouble boiz
>>63616471
And now he's turned to videogame shit. Once Assassin's Creed flops all we need to do is wait for his capeshit career to run its course and then Fassbender is fucking over. Finally.
