I'm might call my husband in, would you mind?
>that feeling when you ETSUBATSU on your wife's face
>>71601570
My girlfriend says the same thing
>>71601570
tadaaaaeeeoooo
Why was jesse such a little bitch about shooting gale
Walt killed like 3 people before that, 4 if you count letting jane die, and he didnt fuckin whine about it for a whole season
Walt was a cold blooded killer
Jesse was a nice young man
>>71601554
he was a little bitch. he was truly insufferable throughout all of seasons 4 and 5. but walt was pretty cringe too with the fucking 1 liners and dick dastardly attitude.
black humor season 1 is best season by far
>>71601554
coz gale was just an innocent dude, and Jesse wouldn't have done it if they didn't have Walt hostage.
was a good scene and made Jesse likeable desu
>you will never attend a genuine hogwarts holiday feast
That's alright, I still get my traditional Roundy Gordy Baked in Shorty at a local place every year.
That's alright, I still get my traditional Roundy Gordy Baked in Shorty at a local place every year.
You know what I never understood about Harry Potter. The first movie/book go out of their way to show you that Harry is secretly rich. Yet he still has to stay with that horrible family every year.
Why is BvS still talked about while Civil War has been forgotten?
>BvS
>Controversial
>Thematic Depth
>3 Hour film
>Still finding hidden meaning
>Many themes to deconstruct and analyze
>Civil War
>Shallow
>Quips
>Forgettable """"plot""""
>>71637353
same reason we still talk about the Prequels when JewJew's Star Wars has been forgotten.
>>71637353
Why is Civil War bashed when T2 is praised to high heaven?
Both are just three expensive set pieces filled with bad cg held together by bad kid acting and cringy quips.
Should I watch this? Is is better than Mulholland Drive?
>>71601519
Yes and No.
>>71601763
but mostly yes
Name a more depraved scene with context than pic-related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLvBul5h7Vk
>>71601418
webm when
>>71601418
ASS TO ASS
What would you have done in Nick's position?
she's pretty cute, i'd let her cuck me
>>71601466
Fair play.
let her be my waifu and try to never bore her or become complacent because she's perfect and doesn't deserve a shit husband
my dad loves Family Guy. every other day he tells me some five minute story about what happened in the latest episode he watched and how great it is.
help.
>>71601052
Move out of your parents basement.
>>71601372
How about you shut your disgusting mouth before I brain you
>>71601052
Grow up
What seasons / episodes of spongebob are good as an adult ?
i watched it loads in 2000 when i was like 10 but can barely remember it now. Is it worth it ?
might torrent it all based on /tv/'s thoughts
>>71601049
seasons 1-3 or 4 are the best.
>>71601049
If you like wordplay humor and 80s visual gags and airplane style humor, you'd like S1-3. After S3 it turned into "lol im so dumb" and gross out humor that only little kids would enjoy
Depends, early spongebob was "adult" in the way the timing and the jokes worked. It was more like Airplane-style jokes, kids would laugh at Patrick falling down, and adults would laugh at the references to old tropes from the past.
Modern spongebob is more like in "look its a 90s actor!" and panty raids,disgusting gags, ripped toenailes, etc and "how patrick and spongebob are secretly lovers" kind of nonsense.
Summed up, old spongebob is like putting on Three stooges for the kids, and they laugh at Curly getting hit on the head, while you enjoy how well the characters work together and fuck things up. New Spongebob is like a kid going back to watch american pie and saying "ohh haha he was talking about sex lmao i get it now"
Recast this scene
Tom Cruise as CIA
Michael Cera as Dr Pavel
Nathan Jones as Bane
Ben Foster as masketta man
Aiden Gillian as Bane
Tom Hardy as CIA
Dr. Pavel as Masketta man
Masketta man as Dr.Pavel
idris elba as cia
idris elba as bane
idris elba as everyone else
What's a film you love that only you have seen?
the gods must be crazy
Iceman (1984)
The Gods Must Be Crazy
You sittin on the couch, watchin tv, your life is passin you by? You keep procrastinating over and over. Maybe I'll go to school next year, maybe next semester. NO! Do it right now! They'll work witchu after work, or you can do it before work. Do whatever you need to do to graduate. Go talk to somebody right now, they out to help you. YOU SPEND ALL DAY ON THE PHONE ANYHOW! Why not make a call that's going to help you in the future. All you gotta do is pick up the phone and make the call. Why you makin it complicated? It's easy...
are these commercials still running? i wouldn't know since i've gotten my life together, unlike most of this board
>>71600697
in 20 years time this will be compared to the glass menagerie in terms of scope, or a streetcar named desire...
>>71600652
>going to school will guarantee you a comfortable life where you always have enough money to live
Ah that explains why 100% of people in the world are successful. Good to know.
Freeze frame bonus thread? This is from BvS,
>That last line
that's pretty neat
zack thinks he's slick lmao what a smug cuntthat actually is kinda cool
>>71600467
>>71600441
I just think it's nice when people actually put effort into shit like this, the small details. I was hoping to see if anyone else knew of cool stuff like this that people may have missed.
ITT: Films you didn't understand
pls explain
>>71600387
do you happen to be a woman?
>>71600331
Malick's recent work is nothing but try hard shallow pretentious garbage. There is nothing to get. Malick has become a parody of himself. It's a real shame too because Tree of Life, Thin Red Line, Badlands, where all great films, he just hasn't evolved past them, and now makes the same movie over and over again. Worst of all Knight of Cups has invited pretentious plebs to pretend that there is value and substance in his shallow garbage, which is even more insulting to the medium of film than the crap uninspired super hero pictures.
So I watched this last night, and now I have a naval warfare fetish.
Are there any other movies as good as this?
>>71600230
https://youtu.be/NJKNRSt8_AY
>>71600230
Nope, outside of a few submarine movies you're fucked, you'll never feel this again
>>71600230
The hunt for Red October
K-19 The Widowmaker
