>guy and girl meet
>smash cut to them having sex
>>71642048
that's how it is in the real world breh
>>71642048
trans-racial , polygener, bisexual wolfkin and hitler identifying, mono-non-hetero fluidqueer she-he-male meet
>cut to them having affirmative verbal consensual intercourse
Fucking shitlords, two LGBTQA2S+ characters can meet without being sexualized
>>71642154
Name two kinos and one flick where this happens.
CAN YOU FUCKING STOP RUINING EVERYTHING WITH NIGGERS
Like holy shit i am so mad over L being black in Death Note Netflix version and over turning Hermione & Human Torch black etc. Why the fuck you keep doing this? L never was black in the story hell they all should be japanese.
Or would you want a fucking 2pac movie starring white people only? SJWs need to mass suicide
>pic related, found it in 9gag http://9gag.com/gag/avnrpOq
Why aren't you made about Light being white?
>>71697534
anime characters are white desu
>>71697514
>Having a hollywood film without at least 1 black genius
2016 bitch
What does /tv/ think of Nicolas Cage?
He's a treasure
Raising Arizona was fun.
>>71695908
Same
What was his fucking problem?
>>71641973
You war suppahpoosed to brung the cards ya doft cunt
>>71641973
He wanted to help his German people by stopping the Jewish bank investors which he succeeded; and then suddenly went full on Darth Vader by deciding to annihilate every Jew.
Guy went absolutely madman
Robert Carlyle was the best Hitler
When did you realise Snyder was a hack?
sucker punch
>>71641893
Watchmen.
My God, my friends and I were bored to tears in the theatre, we couldn't wait to fucking leave. He is a horrible, horrible pretentious and awful shit director who has no business anywhere near moviemaking.
I still have faith.
I think he's not talented enough just yet to always make the right decisions.
America has never done a remake of a foreign film or tv series that improved on the original
Prove me wrong
Protip:you cannot do this, try as you might
The Departed
>>71695544
Yep.
>>71695544
/thread
Pic related, biggest OH CRAP in cinematic history
>>71641874
That flick where Mistress T literally craps in the toilet and tell you to clean her hole.
May be the best scene in the movie now that you mention it.
>>71642234"TRUST ME."
Have you ever had any sexual relations with men?
"As a boy? Of course I have. I’m an actor for fuck’s sake. I’m an artist. I’ve played with everything and everyone. But I’m not into men sexually. I love the form and the physicality but the gay sex bit does nothing for me. In the same way as a wet vagina would turn someone else into a lemon-sucking freak. To me it just doesn’t compute now I’m into my 30s and it doesn’t do it for me and I’m done experimenting."
http://defamer.gawker.com/remember-when-tom-hardy-had-sex-with-men-1707182772
Lucky bastards
*grumbles* hrmmm. yeah, now. ya see that dick thea? hrmm *more grumbles* put it in roight ere. yeah? hrgmm *grumbles*
>ywn fuck Tom Hardy
what are good movies to watch with a girl?
You'll have to explain it to her afterwards though.
>>71641814
I actually DID watch that one with an ex-girlfriend. we engaged in some pretty dirty sex afterwards.
She assured me that it wasn't the movie that got her horny though.
Why was The Martian allowed to use "fuck" twice in a PG-13 movie?
Context and staying under the quota so it's not seen as vulgar and excessive
>>71641765
Who cares? MPAA assholes probably fell asleep and missed one.
>>71641765
>Well cut my dick off and call me Wendy, that's Jason Bourne!
Pick one
>>71641749
Paula Patton
>>71641749
Gamora of course
>>71641749
Probably Uhura when she's wearing that outfit from Into Darkness.
Sopranos thread for gabagools sake!
Somebody post the song from when he's in a coma so we can say farewell to /tv/ proper.
We just got done with one.
>>71695036
I know but have you seen all the other threads?
>Jamal Ginsburg is getting his revenge
What is the best zombie movie?
ima fooking legend m8
Shaun of the Dead
28 days later is probably the best but they're "infected" and not true zombiesmy favorite is zombieland. the movie is 100% pure comfiness.
When does episode 04 of MEW: the Show airs? Isn't it out yet?
I wonder how big MEWs cock is.
Monday July 11, 2016
Episode is called:
Wake Up Grassroots: The Nine Virtues of Participatory Democracy, and How We Can Keep America Great by Encouraging an Informed Electorate
>>71694985
So no ep. this week? Is there any good reason for this severe lack of MEW?
First season: GOAT
Second season: DOG SHIT
You have to be a fucking retarded to think this is one of the best shows of all time when about 18 episodes are unwatchable
>Not skipping the filler
Look season 2 is far from season 1 quality but it didn't ruin it for me. A few really good episodes, some good ones, and a lot of shit... But dat finale... Just fantastic. Much better upon second viewing knowing what to skip. I know it's not an excuse but if it really made the whole experience not worth it, that's pretty sad.
This show literally turned into a comedy in season 2
So fucking weird
>>71641617
>if it really made the whole experience not worth it, that's pretty sad.
it didnt, the finale and episode 7 are the only ones i thought were great. but i just dont understand how people can say it's one of the best shows of all time while simultaneously admitting that over half of season 2 is inexcusably bad.
>nadine's entire subplot
what a waste of time
