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hot words from a crazy lady that rubs peanut butter on her pussy so her dog licks it in order to get off
Wasn't she forced into losing weight for TFA?
>>64263457
No. She insisted.
What's the difference between a Dark side force user and a Sith?
>>64263255
Sith deals in absolutes, dark jedis do not.
What jedi has ever used the dark side without becoming a sith or dark lord. There is no difference. Once you start to use the dark side....you're a sith or a sith apprentice.
>>64263285
Dark jedi*
Did he do it, /tv/?
Is this on Netflix?
>>64263162
Just jail everyone involved
What would you have done in this situation?
>>64260760
pull his head back so he faces up
used my invincible powers to save my dad
I wouldn't have let it got that far. Once Zod proved that he was willing to kill people he forfeited his life.
>thats not gonna hold in court
>movie in teenage setting
>Baba O'Riley starts playing
>>64260544
name one fucking movie where this happens
>>64260617
tv shows
Please name a single female comedian funnier then Louis C.K.
Also
>implying you wouldn't
>>64259795
I dunno who she is but I want to smell her sweaty pits and feet :3
>>64259795
Kathryn Hahn
grow long hair
lose weight
would be /tv/s top waifu
What's the consensus on him?
literally the ONLY good thing about The Force Awakens
>>64259071
Hideous
literally who cares: the actor
Nice manbun.
very samurai, would not mind
>>64258082
He would look badass like this. Disney, make it happen.
>>64258693
I can see it.
My uncle is an exec producer @ disney, and he's read the script, he told me the entire plot of Ep 8 and even plans for the other movies at our christmas party>Title is still being discussed, Rian jokingly put forward 'The Republic Strikes Back', my uncle says they're leaning more towards just calling it 'The Knights of Ren'
>Takes place a year after TFA
>intro is a parallel between Kylo and Rey's final training
>Kylo and Rey have both...
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>>64256412
>Rey dies
nah lol
lol they aren't going to kill Rey
>>64256412
When does Luke become an earth rocker?
Thoughts on Sam Hyde and his short films?
>>64254428
He's a really funny guy, some of his views are pretty stupid but whenever he's just critiquing culture itself he's on point.
Can't wait for world peace
Have you seen his short "Mom's"?
If not, please get briefly acquainted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cS0jTbzd8Q8
A year ot two ago I had some coworkers over for drinks. They were already pretty tired, having started drinking much sooner than myself. I showed them my house for...some reason. I gave them a tour, you see. I was living at home with one parent.
Eventually after showing them various creepy parts of my house, because I was really, truly drunk and energetic and completely oblivious to the weird, creepy shit I kept doing, I suggested we sit down for a youtube video.
So I put on Moms. For a single a mother and a few 17 year olds. And I let it ride for like eight fucking minutes because becoming extremely uncomfortable myself and turning it off.
I apologized, but everyone very quickly found an excuse to leave.
I was fired about a month later.
>>64254776
SHUT THE FUCK UP
like that one, college cunts is good, ideas man, utopia on christmas was alright. original triggering standup was funny
I've been avoiding /tv/ for a looong time so I could enjoy this, but I just saw it annnnd....killing han solo is the death of the franchise
Any future SW movie is going to be like watching a car go down the road with a wheel missing. Way to shoot your load early, JJ.
Should have killed offLeiafor the shock value instead
ok reddit
>>64252596
I actually don't disagree, Luke and Han not having a Bro-scene is a major missed opportunity.
Also fuck you OP for making yet ANOTHER star wars thread.
It's probably not JJ's choice, Ford seems like he was reluctantly dragged back into it but only said yes if they promised to finally kill him off, like he had wanted to happen in Empire.
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>watching movies
Why is nobody buying his toys? Every store is overstocked with them while all the other characters are sold out.
We're just not that into toys, OP.
all racism aside, nobody has any reason to buy his toy
Before the movie, every boy wants a guy in cool armor and every girl wants a girl toy (rey).
After the movie, nobody wants a toy of the bumbling, stupid comic relief coward character.
white and blacks prefer white dolls
/tv are you happy this shit meme is dead now?
It was never alive
>TRAITOR xD
>is that a meme?
>yes, traitor
>ah okay and how was it born
>he said traitor
>ah...okay, but what's the point of it? Where are the variations? Where are the jokes
>...TRAITOR :D
>EBIN :DD
fastest /fmg/ after "mmm, boys."
>>64263739
Goddamnit. They killed a decent big guy, he coulda become Bane, he burnt out. A bright star.
Best part of the movie, tho
movies that Europeans will never understand
>>64261814
I'm a britfag and I understood it more than 8/10 amerifats it seems
>lliterally putting a murderer on a pedestal: the movie
>>64261832
I can tell by the way you wrote that that you didn't understand it.