Is Carrie Fisher a beautiful mind or a beautiful soul?
>>64276488
She may in fact be in direct telepathic contact with higher beings
>TFA releases
>eh, it was similar to ANH in too nany parts, but besides that
>now
>LITERAL REHASH OF ANH, SAME FUCKIMG SHIT, 2/10
What happened?
>>64275912
The contrarians finally got a chance to see it at the $6 matinee.
People had enough time to let it soak in and make all the connections.
>>64275912
The tasteless fanchildren all preordered tickets months in advance and everyone else waited so they wouldn't have to share the theatre with a group of whooping retards.
>bad guys are literally named Evil Corp
Who the fuck wrote this garbage?
me
>>64275814
>bad guys are literally named Evil Corp
ITT: OP doesn't understand basic cable television.
>>64275814
pay attention to what he says in the first episode again
Is this worthy of being the crossover hit that it is or is it just a reddit meme show?
it's pretty good though /a/ hates since it's popular and doesn't have enough moeshit for them
>>64275492
/a/ loves this reddit tier garbage though. Thats why retards like you and many others think they can spam it all over the site.
>>64275551
>reddit gets this triggered over anime
the asspain is palatable
Was anyone else confuss?
>the death ray slowly crawls along, then spreads into smaller beams that hit several planets next to each other?
>are those planets really in visual range to each other?
>does the ray actually move through space like a superfast death star beam
>isn't there usually some hyperdrive effect when ships move FTL?
>some glowing is visible from the Maz Kanata cantina forest planet
>during day, right from the position where our characters look up
>was this just the neighbouring planet?
>waaat?
>>64275137
>the death ray slowly crawls along, then spreads into smaller beams that hit several planets next to each other?
yeah it's supposed to destroy an entire system
>>64275137
in theory if it's just light energy from a sun the focused "death beams" shouldnt be reaching their targets until after several hundred thousand years.
>>64275137
yeah, that scene confuciused me too
>Now, Truly, The Force Awakens™, Rey!
Jesus Christ, really, Abrams?
>>64274814
Name 1 movies where this happened
>>64274814
>Forgets to add "In IMAX 3D"
>Forgets to add "In Cinemas December 17th"
3/10
Why do we hate her again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt5WzvTvspU
She's ugly.
She's fat.
Friends with Lena Dunham
Just got back from seeing The Force Awakens for the second time and I enjoyed it even more. This is a solid 9/10 and is worthy of being called Star Wars desu senpai.
>>64274533
I agree.
/thread
>>64274547
me too
/thread
>Watching the same movie more than once in theatres
I cannot wrap my head around why people do this.
Has Bill Burr become the very thing he makes fun of on stage and on his podcast?
He seems to be the most pussy whipped, beta bitch boy when his baboon wife goes on the mic and apes out over some stupid feminist bullshit.
I used to think old Billy Bitch-Tits was based as fuck and red pilled, but how could he marry this SJW if that was true?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJZP2gsS5VQ
Try to make it past 30 seconds in the video
>Pro-tip: You can't
he's a cuck and his cartoon sucks
>>64274277
>I used to think old Billy Bitch-Tits was based as fuck and red pilled, but how could he marry this SJW if that was true?
Just do us all a favour and kill yourself already
>>64274277
>"This is like, offensive on like, so many levels, I can't even."
DONE.
What are the best christian movies? I don't think God'snotdead is very good.
>>64272919
Anyone see Last Days in the Desert?
>>64273075
I saw it. It's really good but I think it requires you to be interested of Jesus as a Son of God. It's not that it trys to preach or convert people but it just deals with questions about Jesus that propably don't interest you if you don't have any kind of personal connection to Christianity.
How is this not the best movie of 2015 by far?
because at the end of the film you're left thinking "who the hell cares"
The cartel is NEVER leaving Mexico... I'll say it again, THEY ARENT GOING ANYWHERE THEY ARE MEXICO
>>64272822
That's the whole point of the movie, that the real people who are the problem are selfish Americans who can't stop using drugs the cartel supplies.
As someone who regularly does cocaine, it made me feel something
The best they can hope for is knowing who is in control and limiting the inevitable deaths that occur.
>>64272862
Cocaine is a shit drug
weed and psychs for me only
Is Borat actually funny, or is it comedy for idiots?
>>64272705
both
Like most comedies it hasn't aged well, but it was absolute genius when it came out.
>>64272705
It's cringe comedy. It makes you feel awkward and uneasy, but you still don't want to look away. That's what makes it appealing.
>makes this toothy grimace for 90% of the movie
>even the ending for fucks sake
>somehow fucks up her own accent
>easily the least attractive female lead since Precious
Why did they cast this bitch? Why did they need to ruin SW forever?
Daisy thread?
One of the worst performances in a movie, and least Fischer and Ford have an excuse of being old and senile.
what's the name of that disease that gives girls a rat-lookin-face and huge tits? I think she has that.
He went to film school instead of films
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZtNvjujCe0
>>64272660
The don't make jumpers like that any more
They are either to thick or have retarded buttons or nonsensical patches or patterns.
>>64272660
absolute horse shit
i have fucked his wife
Jesus Christ, there is literally nothing but bad reviews on the entire metacritic user reviews first page for TFA right now, it's doesnt get that bad even during console exclusive holy wars:
http://www.metacritic.com/movie/star-wars-episode-vii---the-force-awakens/user-reviews
DISNEY AND JJ ABRAMS BTFO
I didn't like the Force Awakens the first time because I was too preoccupied waiting for them to say the name of the movie in the dialogue (if they said "The Force awakens" then my friends would make me take 2 tabs of LSD).
The second time I went and saw it with my mother and I thought it was awesome. No critic or internet contrarian can invalidate my experience of having enjoyed it alongside my mother.
>>64271984
Unfortunately it seems like many users don't understand that films are not their stupid video games and rating a competently made film 1 is extremely childish and idiotic.
TFA is a well made adventure film. Nothing more, nothing less. The old trilogy wasn't even that good, so claiming that TFA ruined something is simply laughable.
>>64272067
>junkie and his mother enjoyed it
That's great anon
