TFA shills on suicide watch
>>64348003
>i care about box office numbers
>>64348083
And here comes the shills
Is this the best scene in Star Wars?
No, although it's potentially the worst
>>64346934
>muh prequel suck shilling
>>64346955
Do you even know what shilling means?
>tfw you realise Toto is probably dead now
i wanna fuck that dog
That's because Oz is really hell
>>64346495
>probably
itt post movies only you remember
>>64345184
I love Blankman. It was the last time Damon Wayans was relevant.
Pic related is mine.
What happened to this guy, anyway? His series was awesome.
Why are there humans in star wars?
It's cheaper.
Because a galaxy far, far away is actuallyHollywood
>>64345166
Hiring actual aliens is expensive as fuck and tough for any casting director.
Did you know, Pocahontas is based on a REAL story, and it's not half as glamorous as you'd want it to be?
After binge-watching Pocahontas 1+2 with my niece, I kinda got mad when PocaHOEntasdumped John Smith for another, even slicker John, after the first John got into trouble in the second movie.
It made be mad, because I didn't expect Disney to present Pocahontas in such a promiscuous, disloyal way. I just wanted to read some critiques on this issue, but then I found out that it's, in fact, not Disney's fault; it's just based on the real Pocahontas' love life.
This, as disappointing as this already is, is just the tip of the iceberg though. After doing some research I found out what's hiding under the surface, and it's a pretty ugly and disappointing story.
The real Pocahontas was born in 1595. The incident from the first Pocahontas movie happened around 1606/1607.
So Pocahontas was an 11 yo loli when John Smith, almost 30 yo, had an alleged liasion with her. He was even celebrated as a romantic hero in folklore later. Then, some years later, she went to GB as a "mediator" between her tribe and the colonialists.
She was still a kid, maybe 15 yo, and I'm afraid her "mediation" didn't quite work out like in the movie. How did they communicate anyway? Then she seduced another whity boy John, got preggo, married him, and died at... 21... Wow.
There was no great love story.
No John Smith sacrificing himself for Pocahontas's dad - he was rather a pedo creep, who was also known for buying the first 20 black slaves several years later in Jamestown.
Also, no great mediation between the peoples happened, too; her tribe was later killed anyway, unlike in the movies.
In the end, she was just a horny nympho teenager who fucked the right white men to get her name written into history books. Her nickname was "Matoaka", which means the "playful one".
Reality is so ugly and boring, compared to that romantic Disney stuff. Ugh.
>>64345008
What a slut.
A lot of Disney movies are based on stories that are very dark which involve death, torture, sex and violence.
You know at the end of the second movie when they leave England on a boat to go back to America? In real life she died on that boat ride.
Why is this allowed?
they aren´t even in cars
Because it's funny
>>64344782
I enjoyed watching it
They fire off the big gun from the outer rim of the galaxy and the blast instantly traverses to the planet located across the galaxy.
Even at the speed of light, wouldn't it take a really long time? To fully traverse the Milky Way it would take light 100,000 years.
>>64344366
I think it's mentioned that the Starkiller weapon is "super-luminal," meaning it somehow utilizes hyperspace.
ikr, and the spaceships make sound in space, which is complete bullshit, SPACE IS A VACUM JJ ABRAMS YOU DONT HEAR NOISE AT ALL
They say something about "hyperspace laser".
The true patrician has spoken.
>He films like a perpetual adolescent who’s making mud pies (or blood pies) with history.
>But in the effort to make words images Tarantino forgot one thing—to make images images, too—and, as a result, his words sit atop the film like an unprocessed mass, stifling the soundtrack and the pictures alike.
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/richard-brody/the-hateful-eight-quentin-tarantinos-playfully-adolescent-filmmaking
what did he think of this scene?
>>64343934
I bet that guy is real fun to hang out with...
not
>>64344007
fuck off back to reddit
Themes/ideas:
Prequels>OT>>>>>>>>>>TFA
Writing:
OT>>>>>>TFA=Prequels
Action:
OT>/=Prequels>TFA
Music:
Prequels>OT>>>>>>>>>>>>>horseshit>>>>TFA
Characters:
OT>>>>>>>>>Prequels>>TFA
Cinematography:
OT>>>TFA>Prequels
Lasting impact (memorable moments, cultural influence etc.)
OT>>Prequels>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TFA
If you want me to explain what I mean by any of these ask.
I agree with everything but tfa's action is better than prequels
>>64342890
>Unbiased
The prequels had some absolutely stellar standalone tracks (Invasion of Naboo, Duel of the Fates, episode II's love theme), but I think the OT was more consistent in its quality.
There are not immediately memorable but still great and recognisable tracks like Jundland Wastes and Escape From Boba Fett, and the OT has Binary Sunset, Imperial March, and Victory Celebration
>called star destroyer
>doesn't actually destroy stars
>there's another thing that does destroy stars
>it's not called a star destroyer
No it's called the Star Killer.
It does what it's name says you fucking mong.
>>64342320
It's called a star destroyer because after the class of military battleships called Destroyers. It's literally a destroyer, but for space
>>64342340
should be called planetkiller then
and star destroyers still don't fucking destroy stars
Yeah?
classic paul dano
>>64342246
aaa dunnooo
>>64342277
what did he mean by this?
>It's a Ralphie is obsessed with Gladiator episode
>>64342235
The scene where he laughs as his stripper girlfriend is beaten up by Sil is pure gold.
>They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome.
What did he mean by this?
>>64342517
He is a historian after all
what does medeline mean?
is the columbian cartel morde hardcore then the mexican one?
what did he do to the fat spic?
it's maybelline
>>64341653
r/4chan gold
some fuckin faggot gets a sticky literally who? and this THREAD
CANT
GET
SOME
FUCKIN
REPLIES
>thug life
>>64341615
Our boy G dropping the disrespect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhQPu-5C-WY
>>64341615
George 'cholo' Lucas
