I just finished watching The Neverending Story for the first time. What does /tv/ think of it?
>>64566637
I liked it as a child and hated part 2 and 3, don't bother with them, what did you think of it OP?
>>64566637
I was so high when I saw this.
It's a real fucking good movie to watch high.
FUCKING WHY?
>>64565954
Is that Chris Katan? JFMSU
>>64565954
did Chris Kattan get AIDS?
>>64565954
Because it's basically the first movie to get spammed every time you load Netflix and have the Netflix Original Logo attached to it without also being a doc.
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>You fought in the Clone Wars?!
>Yes, and so did Chewbacca. He was a good friend of Jedi Master Yoda. You should ask him about it sometime.
chewbacca is the wookie 'John'
they looks similar because you're racist
>Chewbacca, the hairy alien criminal monster who tried to eat you
>Chewbacca was alive and fully grown when Jedi were space cops and even met Yoda
>Han calls Luke kid and Luke was born when order 66 happened
How could Han not know about the force? Was he being contrarian?
What a steaming pile of shit dudes
>MUH CINEMATOGRAPHY
>MUH ETERNAL SOULS STRUGGLE
>MUH MALICK
fuck off
>>64564550
Classic Malick!
You are infantile about the medium. This is better cinema than any film you have ever enjoyed.
>this far into Malick's career
>complain about the themes he's always been interested in
Why watch it? Like for what purpose?
I.....liked this scene.
SING FOR YOUR MASTER!!!!
most people really enjoy it
BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKBEARD
Why did Rey, a dirt-poor, starving scavenger, tell BB-8 to go away after she saved it from the scrapper? The droid was valuable.
Even if its true value was not the 60 portions the guy offered when Kylo and his guys were looking for it, she could still expect to make good money off this robot that she stumbled upon.
Is this another case of Rey being unrealistically heroic?
becauseshe's force sensitive and could tell intuitively that it was a good idea to keep him
>>64564490
Stop being droidsist.
>>64564490
becauseshe is the key to all this
Favourite Miyazaki film /tv/?
THE CAT RETURNS
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>>64564399
Not Miyazaki. Barely Takahata.
>>64563600
Porco Rosso
>>64564456
fugg X-DD
Still my fav ghibli film
Porco Rosso is a really good shout too
well that was bad
well fuck your dad
well now I'm mad
well it is a fad
Are they really cousins? If not, then who or what the fuck is Rey?
>Are they really cousins? If not, then who or what the fuck is Rey?
we wont know until episode 8 so who the fuck cares?
>>64563452
literally why do you give a fuck, both characters were shit
>>64563452
Yeah they're cousins. Luke's her dad and Felicity Jones' character will be mom.
Honestly I don't understand why the fuck they didn't reveal it since everybody that left the theater fucking already knew who she is.
>turned down starwars
>turned down avengers
>turned down hunger games
>brooklyn is 98% fresh
>oscar nom incoming
There's nothing she can't do
Sersh isn't my gf yet. That's an issue.
m8 of mine fingered her outside a club in carlow
>>64563335
Nah, she's just patrician.
How would you feel about that?
>>64563089
I don't know anything about the EU, does that make me a pleb?
>making girl Revan canon
Please
>>64563089
I feel like turning this potato looking bitch into a bad guy so they can try and make this shitty character into a good one would be a mistake.
What was the stupidest thing you saw last year, /tv/?
Here's mine, try to top it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
>>64562123
I watched this shit last night. One of the worst big budget movies I've ever seen. The pace of the movie is an absolute nightmare and its completely unoriginal in its execution and creative liberties. Also... Holy shit those neverbirds looked like CGI from a 1994 nickelodeon commercial.
Tied between
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7DhzeTp9SQ
and the moment in Fant4stic where Whiplash kid shouts "WE CAN'T LEAVE HIM" after Doom falls into the green lava shit.
>>64562423
>pan
>jupiter ascending
>star wars
Is 2015 the year of so bad its good?
What's the worst flick to win the Oscar for Best Picture?
OP is correct.
Any other choice is wrong. Period.
>>64561776
You already posted it
What problem do people have with The Hurt Locker? I thought it was a great fucking movie.
My wife's son wants to know why the Prometheus drank the goo?
Why did they cut Phantom Menace in half ?
>whitest man drinking blackest semen
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>>64561663
it's how he spread his DNA and spurred evolution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUF8GtxTv5Q
Landis is unhinged. Will he seek help?
>>64560509
>Controvery
I don't think I even have the strength to press play
>that quirky sing-songy cadence
nigga trying to sound like tony stark
>>64560509
he's a closet fag too apparently
