>find out the gf hasn't seen Glengarry Glen Ross
>pop it in
>after the best opening scene in movies, she says "why is he so mean to them"
>30 minutes in, "these conversations are all so long"
>see she's just checking her phone now, turn off the movie
>put on something simpler she can understand
fml
Just kill her or leave her.
Just get a waifu. Women are awful companions. They have been raised their whole lives to believe they are special princesses just because they have a hole between their legs. She has never learned the value of critical thought, nor an appreciation for anything that rewards it.
isn't that pretty much every movie that isn't a romcom?
Have her watch it again, I didn't fully appreciate it until my second viewing.
>/tv/ hates louis ck because he's a cuck
>/tv/ hates amy schumer because all she does is talk about her vagina
>/tv/ hates chris rock because all of his jokes are white people be
>/tv/ hates aziz ansari because of designated shitting streets
Is there any comedian that /tv/ likes?
>>64587916
>Chris Rock
That's Kevin Hart.
/tv/ isn't one person it's a bunch of different people with different opinions. I think Eugene Mirman is a great comic but the next poster might think he sucks.
Based Norm
>>64587916
I seem to be the only one who ever mentions Paul F Tompkins.
Would it be better if Favreau directed it?
Iron Man was great
Iron Man 2 was on par in my opinion
>>64586695
>Iron Man 2 was on par in my opinion
your opinion is terrible
The main problem with Iron Man 2 and 3 was the lack of a good antagonist.
Iron man is the only marvel capeshit I can rewatch
But on the topic about iron man 3, the ending didn't really matter because tony goes back to being ironman in avengers 2
So wtf
ITT /tv/ writes a movie script 1 line or stage direction at a time. I'll start
>Fade in, ext. Warehouse
>
>A young skinny Caucasian girl of about 13 is seen taping a note to the warehouse door.
>fade out
A peculiar, weasel of a man tries in vain to stifle his maniac laughter as he sneaks into the warehouse carrying a PURPLE DILDO (QUENTIN, 50).
So why did Prometheus kill the humans?
>>64586346
They didnt get to bring friends
>>64586346
Nobody really fucking knows.
They clearly travelled the stars going from world to work sacrificing their DNA to populate life and them get all pissed off when life occurs
>>64586346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7CChfYoO_I
Patrician director Zach Snyder responds to the backlash against Lex Luthor in the trailer and confirms what we all already knew.
>"In the trailer, of course he comes across in a very specific way. In the movie, he’s like a million times more sophisticated than what you get in 30 seconds. But that’s also the fun of it. That’s why you go to the movies, so you can actually see the context and understand the depth."
http://screenrant.com/batman-v-superman-snyder-wonder-woman-luthor-spoilers/
MMM
>>64586152
why they gave another huge blockbuster to this manchild hack i will never know
>>64586152
translation
>look we were just trying to get the marvel audience in here
I think we should talk about David Lynch.
>>64585780
>Cuck: the director.
>>64585780
Too much symbolism for the unwashed proletariat.
>>64585780
I know what's happening in Inland Empire.
What steaming services do you use /tv/?
I tried Genesis on Kodi but it doesn't give me 1080p reliably.
>>64585391
Streaming movies for free isn't considered illegal downloading in Japan, so I just stream whatever I want for free.
>>64585434
Yeah but where?
PassThePopcorn/BroadcasTheNet + CouchPotato/Sickrage/Plex if you have to "stream"
>TFA's "original" planets
>generic desert planet (tatooine ripoff)
>generic cold planet (hoth ripoff)
>generic forest planet (yavin ripoff)
why can't JJ just make better planets?
lucas did it better
>>64585247
>yfw lucas made pandora in 2005
We'll probably see more adventurous planets as the series goes on. Episode 7 needed to play it safe to get everyone to buy in
Because he don' give two fucks about Star Wars.
Where were you when IGN became patrician?
I was jerking off desu
>>64584828
I want to see Rey sodomized by Kylo
These blue things are goofy. Especially when they try to make them look like real people like Sigourney Weaver.
Can we talk about how shitty the space physics are in Star Wars
>Without thrust, the ships decelerate
>Ships can tilt, bank, and yaw without retrograde thrust
>There's sound in the vacuum of space
>Fire can exist in the vacuum of space for prolonged periods of time
>Just about all the planets they go on have a breathable atmosphere, same specific heat as earth, and the exact same gravity, not to mention any possible radiation damage on planets with no atmosphere
Is this what normies think space is like?
>>64584781
Its a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
Mayb things were different back then u dont know
Its a galaxy far far away. You have no clue how physics work there. Besides, space samurai tapping into magic powers is plausible but fire in space isn't? Ok.
>>64584781
its a fun fantasy movie
>go to see a movie
>there is only one singles seat left
>its right next to the ketchup dispenser
>spend the whole movie with people in my way when they are getting more ketchup for their hotdogs
>murrikkka
>ketchup dispenser inside the cinema
>>64584643
>europoors have to take their own ketchup to the cinema
>middle of movie
>important scene
>suddenly start feeling uncomfortable
>look down
>there's an anvil on top of me
fucking really?
Who else /oscars/ here?
They're mostly bull but i still care about them. What'll win Best Pic 2015?
Probably Spotlight. I can't wait to see the Oppression Olympics this year
>tfw you'll never win an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay and give thanks to the big guys at /tv/
Self-fagging to say i hope The Revenant wins and Innaritu will bring a new golden age of cinema upon us.
That said The Danish Girl will probably get it because a tranny-biopic with Eddy Redmayne is the oscar commitee's wet dream
HBU?
JUST
BIG
BLACK
Glad to see Emma isn't a bigot like Kristen Stewart.
Was this Cinema? or just a flick
>>64583115
Flick trying to be a film.
/thread
man nolan really made 2 kinographic experiences after this
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