>China is too racist to watch TFA
Where does this argument even come from?
Yeah chinks are generally nationalistic and xenophobic on account of being so homogenous, but they don't refuse to see movies just because black people are in them.
China basically saved Pacific Rim and that was with Idris Elba playing the leader of the human forces.
China isn't Stormfront you autists.
>>64470319
There are no asians in the film, despite asians being the majority of people in the world. They only have english actors and american grandpas
They don't want to watch TFA because if they wanted to watch a movie that feels like a chinese carbon copy of A New Hope they'd watch the chinese carbon copy of ANH
>>64470518
How can it be a Chinese copy if there are no Chinese?
Checkmate, reddit.
There's this theory going around on IMDb that Rey is Anakin reincarnated. To me it just seems like a way to excuse how much of a Mary Sue she is, but here's some evidence I'm directly copy/pasting since I didn't see the movie myself nor do I plan to:
>All the Star Wars movies are supposed to be about Anakin Skywalker being the chosen one who would bring balance to the force.
>Continues Jesus theme of virgin birth to second coming.
>Anakin's light saber called to Rey.
>No one develops the force that quickly unless they are the most powerful force user reincarnated. Luke didn't develop this fast and he's Anakin's son.
>Both mechanically inclined.
>Both great pilots.
>Kylo Ren shows interest in her because he worships Vader (was kneeling before her in the torture chamber).
What do you think? I personally doubt this was planned out ahead of time. If this turns out to be the case it would mean Disney retconned in to make episode VII look better and continue the trilogy in a less predictable way.
But on a /pol/ note I doubt they'd want to explain away "girl power" with her being possessed by a straight, white guy. It would mess with the feminism. Although on the other hand maybe the sequels won't be as SJW.
>>64470175
Well, she is a skywalker...
Sounds possible ye
>>64470194
Yeah, but this is saying she literally is Anakin. His soul in a new body. I think they'll probably just go with her being Luke's daughter though.
What would YOU do, /tv/, if you were a Jedi?
Is it mind rape?
>>64469941
Mind tricks on hot bitches
Get me sum money n shieet.
Use the force secretly on MMA fights and become the world's best fighter.
I would slaughter all the younglings and bring prosperity to my new empire
Hey /tv/, I fucking hate how everyone is obsessed with Star Wars. I went to see the movie in the cinema and I wanted to share the story.
>go to the cinema
>buy ticket for the new Star Wars movie
>some cute chick next to me buying tickets as well
>stare for like 3 seconds at her and move on
>take a seat
>movie begins
>STAR WARS
>everybody starts clapping
>itstarts.jpg
>all the fags keep clapping to every fucking part of the movie
>can't hear shit
>get really pissed
>about to get up when suddenly the security walks up to me
>apparently they thought the chick was with me
>they punch me in the liver several times and escort me out while yelling something about a no singles policy
>they take me to the cinema showers
>spray me with cold water for 5 minutes
>kick me in the rib cage 20 times
>they handcuff me and drag me out of the cinema
>step on a pressure plate
>suddenly a bunch of anvils land on my hand and crack my skull
>everybody laughs at me
>crawl to the staff for help
>they want a tip
>tip them 5000$
>they call an ambulance
>wait for 50 minutes for it to arrive
>they take me to the hospital
>"that will be 4,351,000$ sir"
>>64469809
Man, I feel so lucky that no one clapped in my theater and I live in a populated area outside Chicago.
In fact, many got up and left immediately after Rey awkwardly handed Luke his old missing lightsaber, which should've stayed missing.
>>64469873
Why do people clap in a fucking cinema anyways
>>64469972
Usually it's a natural Human response when someone else claps or laughs, you have the urge to do the same.
It's also can be nostalgia and modern day quips (basically what Marvel succeeds in and slipped into TFA).
Quick fast paced action covers up any holes or flaws in the movie, thereby assuring that the average movie goer will just have a good time, while stuffing their face with $8 popcorn.
What sound does he make?
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw you tried this and died
AAAAURRGGH MY EAR!!!!!! xD
why didn't Sheev put any resistance to Vader picking him up?
He literally did nothing as Vader clearly goes to kill him
>>64469779
he blew his load on luke
>>64469779
Vader had the element of surprise.
>>64469779
He thought Vader was giving him a hug for moral support
terrence malick is so autistic
kill me
Can't imagine what was going through Bale's mind filming this movie.
i hate footfags but god damn that is hot
What a worthless fucking dipshit
>Can't build a proper light saber
>Agnsty teen
>Nothin personnel dad
>Muh heritage!
>Lose to a Mary Sue
>Can't kill a non force sensitive with ease
Hopefully we see him go full Sith Lord in episode 8 or 9.
>>64469688
>Can't kill a non force sensitive with ease
But Finn is Mace Dindu's grandson.
>waahh why didn't he do any backflips or use the level 7 sith power Force Lightning
>>64469688
He was also the most interesting character in the film by far.
>>Muh heritage!
That's literally what Nazism is. The First Order are just space Nazis.
>Can't kill a non force sensitive with ease
He wrecked him despite being badly injured.
Should I watch The Hobbit movies? How was Kate?
No.
Yes
Impeccable
>>64469582
Theatrical or Extended?
Who is the best deadwood and why is it Charlie Fucking Utters?
Some goddamn point a man's due to stop arguing with his-self and feeling twice the goddamn fool he knows he is 'cause he can't be something he tries to be every goddamn day without once getting to dinnertime and fucking it up. I don't want to fight it anymore, understand me Charlie? And I don't want you pissing in my ear about it. Can you let me go to hell the way I want to?
>>64469518
He's really good but I'd rate
Merrick & Blasanov
Richardson
Dan Dority
Johnny Burns
and of course
Al Swearengen
higher
>>64469518
>My pop called me kite
Josh Gad General
Whats next for him?
>>64469457
Diabetes.
Oblivion, hopefully.
>>64469457
My dick
>Are you threatening me, master Jedi?
Hello reddit
>>64469402
what did thecennit mean by this?
>>64469402
>Are you Bret and Me, Master Ged? I..
Why did he get cut off mid-sentence?
Is /tv/ ready for Twilight: Middle-Earth edition tomorrow? I can't wait to see attractive young white people try to fulfill their destinies as the Chosen Ones and defeat the Bad Guys with zero experience or training, and purely by virtue of their Special Snowflake status.
>>64469396
Upvoted, white people are the worst.
>>64469603
So, you don't think that white people are the worst kind of people? After all, they're responsible for slavery, capitalism, Crusades, numerous genocides, global warming, etc. They are literally the deadly disease to the rest of humanity and to the Earth itself.
I want to watch a tv show with lots of tits in it. What should I watch?
Already enjoyed Spartacus and Game of Thrones and open to any genre, so long as there's regular gratuitous nudity.
Girls
Le Californication brah
>>64469391
deadwood
always deadwood
>people unironically defending manchild media and consumerism habits
When did /tv/ become a spa for anti-intelectual tourists?
>>64469305
2015 was the year of blockbuster sequels, so the reddit crowd came over
hopefully the aussie shitposters take up majority again now that star wars fans are back in school
>>64469305
hellokermit
>>64469305
>implying /tv/ was ever at any point even remotely approaching anything other than anti-intellectual
