Why didn't spinning work for General Grievous?
>>64476569
Contrary to popular belief, one must actually have the LOW ground in order for spin attacks to succeed, as seen during Sheev's arrest, however Grievous has the obvious high ground here. Therefore Obi Wan baited Grievous into using an attack that he knew would fail.
>>64476569
Grievous failed to use a combination of colors that would induce an epileptic seizure
>>64476569
he was a secessionist and thus by definition lacked loyalty
>implying there's any difference between Rey and Anakin besides their gender.
Both are good at everything prodigies, grew up as nobodies on desert planet working for some ugly alien, both seem to love going fast, both seem to be extremely gifted with mechanics, both are tempted by the dark side, competent fighters at a young age and both are gifted with ridiculous amounts of strength with the Force.
Expect to see Rey go into a complete rage and possibly fall to the dark side, she nearly killed Kylo during the fight. Also mirrors how Anakin beat his the ass of a young guy trying to learn the ways of the Force (his son), except in Rey's case she beat the ass of a young guy trying to master the ways of the dark side.
So I don't get it, if people think Vader is the coolest character ever (even if his prequel incarnation was questionably portrayed), why is there so much fuss over Rey?
>>64476533
Are you new? you seem to forget how much people hate PT Anakin
because 4chan is a conservative virgin imageboard
>>64476533
The flick must be doing well to pay the shills overtime.
>Scully, is this demonstration of boyish agility turning you on?
ITT: Mulder's sexual comments and innuendos
>Its a moulder does his aliens are real dance the dance signifys that moulder is indeed right and sully was wrong to be sceptical
>Scully: Snake handling. I didn't learn that in catechism class.
>Mulder: That's funny - I knew a couple of catholic school girls who were expert at it!
I'll just leave this here.
>watching muppets most wanted
>suddenly absolutely perfect sersh comes on
>tfw she will NEVER be this perfect again
>>64476446
Fat Sersh is best Sersh
>>64476446
>nominated for an Oscar at 13
>reduced to doing a cameo in a muppets movie
>>64476692
Thats too much junk food, imagine what her messy shit looked like later that day.
Honestly this was the best scene in the movie.
"Solo, you owe us money."
Classic Han Solo and it get's better another gang is behind him so it's a showdown of space gangs.
Sure the scene get's worse when the octopuss is released but hey.
I really liked the introduction.
tell that to kanjiklub
TELL
>>64476259
Well it was close. I was mostly hyped for the movie to see what The Raid crew would bring to the table in terms of fight choreography so yea this scene had me on the edge of my seat before it went to shit.
Nice to see Harrison Ford doing his classic shtick too. All together good scene shame about the Hitchhikers Guide twist.
what is this show called again?
"Comedians talking to jerry seinfeld about anything that isn't Seinfeld"
"Billionaires talk to each other about nothing for a while making the viewer regrets about his life decisions"
Jew Detective
Is there a better space combat sim out there thanX-Wing Alliance?
TFA should have been subtitled "They didn't even try"
I liked how they made the TIE fighters feel more powerful in the new movie. The sound of the guns as poe and finn escaped in one sounded so much more powerful than they originally did.
In the OT (unless the rebels were extremely outnumbered), TIE fighters would get taken out like a turkey shoot by the rebels.
I also liked how they were so maneuverable in-atmosphere in this.
>>64477623
A desert hobo and her stormtrooper outcast co-pilot successfully evaded and took out two lifelong tie fighter pilots in a big junk heap of a spaceship
more powerful, right
>completely fucked the new republic in one shot from the outer rim
>got to see screaming innocents as they tasted the power of the sun
better than death star 2 imo. what did you guys think
>>64475986
why create super weapons when you can just destroy a planet by flying into it at lightspeed?
>>64475986
The Empire Strikes Back is to this day STILL the only good Star Wars movie that isn't about destroying a fucking Death Star. After seven god damn movies.
>>64475986
who was the government? The First order or the republic?
Im guessing the empire controlled everything, then after Jedi, they lost a bunch of systems that formed their republic.
So now its this new republic vs the systems still in the old Empire, PLUS rebell forces still in the empires territory which is the resistance.
>I saw it in a documentary so it must be true
How can people be so credulous?
>he accidentally killed a cat
>he deserves to be wrongfully imprisoned!
ok redditor
>>64475741
Have you watched the documentary?
>>64475781
>animal cruelty isn't a crime
Look at this nigger.
>Many Bothans died to bring us this information
What did she mean by this?
Poor Many, she was a brave woman
>>64475799
And a good friend.
>>64475737
Manny Bowfians was a war hero who sacrificed himself to get the Death Star plans, he will be in Rogue One
I don't hate it, I'm just not sure why it exists.
>>64475712
I liked it. It had a lot more heart than I was expecting.
>>64475828
this
also i kinda want to fuck the daughter
Because Bill Burr specials do well on Netflix
George Walton Lucas Jr. was a genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?=121&v=k7ZW1gtCljs
Without him, the ''''''''Star Wars'''''''' motion pictures will now become like The Avengers, i.e. merely flicks.
The magic of Star Wars is dead. Weep.
>>64475661
Based Lucas
I dont understand how rehasing scenes is genius?
>>64475661
>mfw I like the Avengers
Thank you, based Disney.
What are they going to review for Fuck You, It's January?
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip
When did you realize RLM was a bunch of has-been sellouts?
2008 Plinkett would've LAMBASTED The Force Awakens. I knew something was up when Mike "loved" Jurassic World.
big short?
>1. “Rogue One: A Star Wars Story” (December 16)
>2. “Finding Dory” (June 17)
>3. “Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice” (March 25)
>4. Untitled Jason Bourne Movie (July 29)
>5. “Captain America: Civil War” (May 6)
>6. “Star Trek Beyond” (July 22)
>7. “Independence Day: Resurgence” (June 24)
>8. “X-Men: Apocalypse” (May 27)
>9. “Zoolander No. 2” (February 12)
>10. “The Jungle Book” (April 15)
http://variety.com/2016/film/news/star-wars-rogue-one-2016-anticipated-movies-1201670942/
Will it be good?
Plebs: the list
Also what the fuck is this "A Star Wars Story" shit? That sounds horrible. What happened to Anthologies?
>>64475731
That shit is so gay sounding I can't believe it even made it this far into production.
Opinions?
2/5
>>64475572
IT'S REDDIT, REDDIT AND REDDIT!!! XDD
do I fit in /tv/ yet?
>>64475588
Yes.
