For the money, not fame or art
>$153.1 million Small French Fries from the Dollar Menu
I don't get it, If the cast isn't going to be funny at least make them attractive.
>>64597648
>implying far right isn't attractive
2/10 made me reply
Fucking /tv/ could have done a better job casting this tragedy of a movie.
I hope that faggot jew Feig gets torn apart by the higher ups at Sony when it flops.
Will the neon demon by refn be good?
If chi-raq by Spike Lee is anything to go by, it seems amazon let's you do almost anything
>>64597498
Unlikely in my opinion. I've seen 3 of his films (Drive/Only God Forgives/Brosnan) and didn't care much for them, style over substance.
I'll watch it for lovely Elle though.
I'm 99% its going to be shit simply based on the cast
>>64597586
Cast looks pretty good to me.
This had a really bad ending. It started so well too.
here's your reply
>>64597434
Seriously, the twist in the third act is fucking terrible and I don't care if it's a meta commentary on how hard it is to end things. The movie was about a failed writer and it should have stayed that way.
>>64597477
he kinda did fail though as he was forced to write about himself rather than the orchid thief
hello, tv, today I want to talk about exposition.
what good and what bad examples of exposition can you think of?
are there any parameters for it that determine its quality? is reading or narration always bad?
might the only factor be wether or not it's logically included?
I find myself asking those questions whenever I learn an information in a movie about the background of the story.
Good: Mission To Mars
Potato head: Red Planet
These are basically the same movie. Earth sends a team of explorers to Mars to discover what secrets may save humanity. An unlikely cosmic collision rekts the space ship, and survivors end up on Mars with no way home. Hijinks ensue.
Etc.
Mission to Mars establishes the characters and setup by placing them in a going away party which gives everyone a chance to show who they are to each other, and what they are like, how the mission came about, and what it is for.
Red Planet begins with a voice over from Carrie Moss so phoned in it literally sounds like she's reading aloud in class from an 8th grade Norton Anthology. She might as well just say "You are so stupid to be watching this movie, there is no way you can possibly comprehend it unless I spell it out for you."
Blade Runner.
Blade Runner.
The Way of the Gun is a masterclass in storytelling.
>TFA failing in presales in China
The last hope this movie had to beat Titanic, gone!
Nice source
>>64597323
It has made 27m yuan in presales for its opening day on Saturday.
This is lower than even Terminator Genisys.
BASED JIM DOES IT AGAIN
>muh domestic
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cameron and Avatards confirmed for BTFO!
TFA Domestic: $764,408,684
Will never ever beat the total gross, Cameron is still the master
>>64597109
retard
>>64597109
>Domestic
>Yawn jpeg
Is this the lamest scene in the prequels?
>>64596915
That scene is to the prequels what this thread is to /tv/.
>>64596915
Still not as bad as wildly swinging sabers without connecting.
>>64597770
Never fucking reply to my thread again unless you're contributing.
Anyone have that opening review collage for The Phantom Menace, with all the glowing reviews about how it was the greatest Star Wars ever?
>>64596887
But that movie got trashed by most critics though.
>>64597858
It did afterwards. There was a good collage posted during the release hype about all of the day one reviews praising it as "a masterpiece of Lucas" and such.
Episode 1 was good though
2 and 3 were shit
JJ... Abrams... is...
>>64596477
...not very good apparently
>>64596507
>not knowing the EU
R2 has his own spaceship, retard.
>1.91MB for a 1571x699 ebonic twitter-tier shitpic.
>in fucking png
Are you stupid?
As if my decisions at Subway weren't stressful enough, now I have to choose what Star Wars character 30 oz cup I want.
Which one did you pick anon?
Chewbacca is best option, stormtrooper is probably second desu senpai
>went into Subway
>ordered seven drinks and two footlongs
>say to just fill one of the cups and leave the other six empty, with one of each character
>cashier laughs at me
>too beta to ask for no veggies after
>can't even eat my sandwiches
>had to order a pizza when I got home
>no poe
Bravo.
HIGH
FUCKIN
TEST
>Fuller House
OH
IT SHOWS
>You will never, ever, EVER taste their milk
>>64596508
what's up with the middle ones jaw?
What are the best practical effects out there ? I love it, there's something really appealing about it
They do have a certain charm to them but I never understood idealising them and sometimes using practical effects just for the sake of it. If you can make something CGI and have it look convincing then go ahead and do it
>>64596063
Problem is that there is literally no CGI that looks convincing though. At least with practical effects you can tell that the creatures/monsters/whatevcer actually is in the same room as the actors. It exists, you cna touch it.
>>64597927
space cgi (planets, stars and suns) are good looking though. There isnt really an uncanny valley since space is so alien to most people in the first place
Thoughts on this movie
I've never watched it and I'd like to know what you think about it tbf
Edgelord: The Film
good movie
Better than expected. It's actually a very competently made flick on a technical level. Other than that, gotta agree with >>64595967
>Mike loved Jurassic World, Ninja turtles 2014 and Force Awakens
>Mike was underwhelmed by Gone Girl, Nightcrawler and Mad Max Fury road
He needs to stick with making fun of shitty older movies. He cant review new things at all anymore
Who the fuck is Mike?
>>64595870
Hes a scumbag
>>64595993
got any more like this?
