Original Star Wars trilogy is over rated as fuck.
That is all.
Hello reddit
It's really not. There's a reason why they are still loved after 30 years and the prequels didn't last 10. Kids still like them. They are great movies.
>>64602390
you people are becoming a caner now worse than pony shit. just because you hate The Force Awakens and JJ Abrams doesn't make shit movies non shitty all the sudden to make it look like JJ Abrams fucked something up. If The Force Awakens really was that bad, he didn't fuck anything up, he just continued a trend.
You're at the Mos Eisley cantina and this guy slaps your Padawan's ass.
What do?
>>64602247
He's not canon, and he never will be. EU fags should shut up.
>>64602247
Draw a dick on a piece of paper, hand it to him, and ask him how I plan to attack him.
>>64602247
Cut off his hand with my lightsaber.
ITT: movies you think get meme'd on /tv/ but actually dont
>pic related
>>64602242
the movie actually did surprise me
it was the only good colin ferral movie
>>64602449
>implying The Lobster is bad
fuckin bruges
What the fuck was this?
Literally Christian Bale looks lost and confused for 2 hours: The Movie
A sweeping examination of the paradoxes of trying to find spirituality in a modern materialistic world.
>>64602186
I bet you'd enjoy Frozen or Star Wars more, Knight of Cups isn't really a film for people like you.
>>64602186
I enjoyed the first 10 minutes or so but then it got old real quick. By the time the first half hour was up I was already bored out of my mind. It was pretty embarrassing to watch. You could see actors have no idea what they were doing with their lame improvising. Memes aside, Malick must be literally on the autism spectrum. He has the philosophy of a film school freshman.
So this is a thing that is happening.
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/KingPatel/news/?a=129700
Who is the target audience for this?
Because I doubt kids will root for puppy murder.
Hopefully there's a scene where she steps in dog shit with her bare feet.
i hope she captures the good guys and tramples them with high heels
how do people in game of thrones tell north from south? i dont remember anyone mentioning their knowledge of their planet's magnetic field yet they seem so sure that the north is in the north. the land of always winter could very easily be originating from the south pole, no?
>>64601921
No, no
No one is this retarded
this is bait
And how does human civilization survive in temperate areas on a planet where winters last for multiple years at a time?
And how is it possible that the seasons have various and ever-changing lengths in the first place?
who gives a fuck, it's a soap opera for 16 year old boys, anyway
WHO /FLAVORTOWN/ HERE?
FIERIPOSTING 2016
>>64601875
former Guy's American Kitchen in Times Square employee here. ama
>>64601935
Did he take you down to Flavortown?
>>64601935
Nah, I don't care.
Is sheev the most powerful character in all of canon star wars?
That would be Plagueis
No, that would be obi one. he was stronger than anikan who was the strongest ever because he was the chosen one n shit
>>64601902
But obi-wan only won because he had the high ground. And then got wrecked by darth vader years later.
Are you ready /tv/?
>>64601739
Ryan Gosling is slated for the sequel.
>>64601846
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>I retire.
>>64601846
> he was autistic AND a replicant
Last Scene.
>Alejandro: You should leave this town. Move somewhere else. A small town and get settled down. You are not a wolf. This is the land of the wolves now.
>Kate:You're right. I'm Sicario now.
>Screen shifts back to Alejandro. He pauses. Looks at her. Then slowly nods with approval.
Cue 2 years later.
>You see Alejandro sitting down somewhere in a beach in the Bahamas. He's retired now. Sipping on some tequila on the beach. Watching the news.
>Kate is in the news operating in Mexico again taking down other cartels. She doesn't look afraid anymore. She looks more confident now. More like a wolf.
>Alejandro smiles because he knows she'll be alright.
Huh, makes you think
Who's Alejandro? I think it would have worked better with Medellin saying all that.
>implying coal burners ever achieve anything except loneliness and ugly children
Any good adaptations of the King Arthur legend?
The musical Camelot
>An imaginary character's physical appearance is fluid
The perfect Lancelot
One... BILLION dollars.
Can /pol/ fuck off now? You were wrong again and no one likes you.
>>64601479
the vast majority of people who watched the movie were either:
Kids
Bandwagoners
Cucks
People who liked the previous movies and just wanted to check from personal experience that the movie is shitty as fuck
There are a lot of these kind of people all over the world, it's not that hard to cast them using an extremely known franchise such as Star Wars. You can do the same with any other saga
The Godfather
LOTR
Return of the living dead
Rocky
Alien
and so on
Just by putting the franchises name on it you're already casting all the fans that the previous movies created. The revenue doesn't actually shows the quality of the movie you've produced only the expectation from the audience towards a new movie from the franchise someone else created
Nice try JewJew Abrams.
REDDIT WINS AGAIN
THANK YOU REDDIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /TV/ BTFO
>>64601479
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/adjusted.htm
#20. Below fucking Phantom Menace. And it already dropped to just 4 million $ per day.
That's just domestic. Internationally it's doing far worse.
what would you think if the trilogy after this one was a prequel trilogy to force awakens?
>>64601400
That wouldn't be possible.
Your English sucks, I have no idea what you mean.
>>64601400
I was convinced for the longest time that TFA was going to be Episode X and that they would do VII-IX with a younger cast for Luke and co. later on.
What's the objectively best order of JP movies, from best to worst, and why is it:
JP > JW > TLW:JP > JP3
>>64601394
We're marathoning all of Jurassic Park movies, come hang out with us:
comfy dot zone
>>64601394
Id say u got it in the right order op thread closed
>>64601394
Jurassic World is shit
JP > TLW > JPIII > > The Land Before Time > > > Jurassic World
>be watching Eyes wide shut
>Nicole Kidman on his heels is as tall as Tom Cruise
>google their heights
>Kidman is 10cm taller than Cruise
How did Kubrick make them look the same height?
it's a mystery
>>64601390
Are you fucking kidding me?
Out of all the special effects Kubrick did you want to fucking know how he made two people of different heights appear the same height in a sideways shot?
>>64601522
I have to write a 50 words essay due tomorrow about hiding manletness for my film school
