You're at the Mos Eisley cantina and this guy slaps your Padawan's ass.What do?

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2016-01-08 00:06:16Post No. 64602247
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:06:16 Post No. 64602247 [Report]

You're at the Mos Eisley cantina and this guy slaps your Padawan's ass.
What do?

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:07:03 Post No.64602276
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:07:03 Post No.64602276 [Report]

>>64602247

He's not canon, and he never will be. EU fags should shut up.

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Thaddeus (ID: !QNARnDd6so) 2016-01-08 00:10:21 Post No.64602386
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Thaddeus (ID: !QNARnDd6so) 2016-01-08 00:10:21 Post No.64602386 [Report]

>>64602247
Draw a dick on a piece of paper, hand it to him, and ask him how I plan to attack him.

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:16:13 Post No.64602592
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:16:13 Post No.64602592 [Report]

>>64602247
Cut off his hand with my lightsaber.

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:19:02 Post No.64602680
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:19:02 Post No.64602680 [Report]

BACK THE FUCK OFF?!

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:20:16 Post No.64602722
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:20:16 Post No.64602722 [Report]

Shoot him in the cock, then tell everyone he was a mary sue anyway

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:20:18 Post No.64602727
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:20:18 Post No.64602727 [Report]

>>64602247
YO LISTEN UP, HERES A STORY

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:23:51 Post No.64602880
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:23:51 Post No.64602880 [Report]

>>64602247
Teleport behind him and beat him to death with my Ysalamir

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:25:42 Post No.64602930
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:25:42 Post No.64602930 [Report]

>>64602880
Wow, I totally forgot those were a thing.

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:46:16 Post No.64603666
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:46:16 Post No.64603666 [Report]

>>64602276
Go to bed, JJ.

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:47:54 Post No.64603727
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:47:54 Post No.64603727 [Report]

This motherfucker is a 60s Star Trek character in Star Wars.

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:48:58 Post No.64603777
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:48:58 Post No.64603777 [Report]

>>64602247

Nothing because he is not canon and therefore does not exist

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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:49:17 Post No.64603792
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:49:17 Post No.64603792 [Report]

>>64602247
I tell him that the convention for characters out of fanfiction is in the other building