The box... you opened it, we came!
>>66851405
fucking cool when that dudes corpse is rebuilding itself. some of the sickest shit I've ever seen.
but the rest of the movie? i dunno i fell asleep, sure it's good though.
Is "opening the box" a euphemism for masturbation?
>WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
Seriously the quotes are ageless
>Yes, I agree that using your Turn Signal is a good thing, but it does NOT directly correlate to World Peace.
Hey, Maddox. Do you wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road?
>CHICKENS DON'T CROSS ROADS DICKFUCK! Chickens live in farms. They don't even go out on the streets. You're making any fucking sense you libertarian piece of shit! Hey! Is Chicken's another of saying Millenial?
I have a serious question for /tv/. Do you think Maddox is actually full-blown autistic, or is his obnoxious autism just a persona?
He provided me with plenty of laughs, over the years. Everything else is irrelevant.
>>66851318
I thought he was the bee's knees when I was in high school. So what?
i think you're autistic, OP
Clearly he doesnt hold all of these views to heart, its part of his act and jumour style. Exaggeration is part of the act and I'm sure after so long he's running out of things he would actually care about to rant over by now.
100% Rotten Tomatoes bitches!
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10_cloverfield_lane/
>nb4 paid shill
>>66851304
>http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10_cloverfield_lane/
On the basis of only six reviewers.
>Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Nope
>John Goodman
Double nope
>>66851400
Shit taste lad.
>I WILL FIND HIM!
Why did he have to say it three times?
4 times actually. 5 times if you count "I will reclaim..."
what mvoei is this
>>66851209
I enjoyed this movie, but yah this scene was pretty retarded
worst movie to win best picture?
Crash
Ordinary People
Out of Africa
>>66851078
You don't like The English Patient?
>>66851126
Not at all.
He committed suicide by jumping from the building. His daughter sees his corpse then looks up and smiles because she realizes his twitter account is going to explode, making her money.
Feel free to argue or discuss this, but it's official.
>>66850955
>official
From who? Your mom?
>>66850955
>his twitter account is going to explode, making her money
dude hwat
>>66851003
>It’s important to me! Alright? Maybe not to you, or your cynical friends whose only ambition is to go viral.
She created a twitter account for him, and it started to go viral when he walked down the sidewalk in his underwear. Then he committed suicide. His twitter account is going full viral, and his daughter can use that as a platform to make money.
>>66850975
You must be 18 years of age or older to post on 4chan.org
After Voldemort is defeated and global wizard equality is achieved, the influx of half-breeds and less-capable wizards into Hogwarts and other magical schools grows dramatically. Criticisms of this change are met with accusations of bigotry, including calls of "you are starting to sound a lot like You Know Who with that talk!" This process continues, with miscegenation becoming "all the rage" for the next hundred years.
By the year 2100, magical blood lines have become so diluted that very few people can actually use magic. Magical creatures find that they cannot communicate with students at school, wands begin to refuse ownership, and tensions rise as "pure" students begin to unite. The fear of a return to the Dark Days is still strong, and those critics who raise concerns over the decline in quality and use of magic are called "bigots" for their anti-muggleblood views.
In more progressive circles, prominent "intellectual" wizards begin to suggest that magic doesn't really exist- not objectively, anyway. It is merely a social construct, and witchcraft and wizardry can manifest themselves in many different forms, most of which don't involve the use of magic at all. This is met with great approval by the majority of muggleborns, though there is still discontent among those who continue to actually use magic "correctly".
To combat growing discontent, the Ministry of Magic decrees that "flagrant displays of magic" are now illegal on school grounds, as this can result in prejudice and feelings of unwelcomeness for muggleborn witches and wizards, who are utterly incapable of casting spells (even those who manage to keep wands). The school removes most of it's "applied magic" curriculum, instead replacing it with "Justice-Oriented Magic" and "Muggleborn Studies", which focus on present-day social issues and the various expressions of "Alternative Magic" that are popular at the time, such as Ouija boards, Tarot cards, and divination of palms and tea-leaves.
>>66850904
>By the year 2100, magical blood lines have become so diluted
Voldemort was half muggle the "blood lines" theory literally makes no sense, being a great wizard is about dedication, practice and training not genetics.
It's literally the only thing that makes sense if the rules for being born with magic are approached with the scientific method.
What is this from? Some of this sounds half decent.
>>66850904
Hermione literal mudblood. Smartest witch and strong maguc user
Harry potter half blood
Strong magic user
Severus snape- halfblood
Extremely proficient magic user
Ron weasley- fullblood
Weak as shit
Draco malfoy- full blood
Comparitvely weak
K?
There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who think Nicolas Cage is a bad actor.
>Cage is a bad actor
>Bay is a bad director
>Nolan is a visionary
>Innaritu is a visionary
>Citizen Kane/Shawshank Redemption is the best film ever made
Essential SmartassTeenCore
There's an OP right now insinuating The Cage has anything of value.
>>66850208
He was great in leaving las vegas. The problem is all his other movies
Can someone explain how the level of humor in the trailer for this flick is any worse than that found in the average generic quip-athon Marvel feature?
>>66849893
> justify something to me
no
>>66849893
>implying it's not getting the hate here *because* it's a low-quality Marvelesque quip-athon
>>66849893
timing and delivery
Was this supposed to be prime Luke, bigger Luke, Luuke, or Luuuke?
>>66849802
>cloak is literally sewn on to his clothes
Can't unsee this shit.
lUUUUke
Who's the worst and why?
>>66849485
Lori will forever be the worst.
>>66849485
idk the middle two that arent cersai,im guessing one is from boardwalk empire.
i hate the chick from twd and i dont even watch it,its mainly her actor though.
She's not a mom, but Andrea from twd is worse than anyone pictured.
What is your favorite Harry Potter movie, /tv/? Mine is Chamber of Secrets.
>>66849451
What a horrible fucking image. I hope you get banned.
>>66849451
Do you want to know how I know you got that image from reddit?
>>66849494
lol why are Trump supporters so butthurt?
>mars needs moms
>john carter
>lone ranger
>tomorrowland
>the good dinosaur
>the finest hours
How has Disney not gone under yet? Does the park pay for everything?
>>66849409
no, espn does.
50% of revenue
Marvel
>>66849409
it's a well known fact that disney's movies operate as a loss leader to get people to their parks
>characters activate some time travel gizmo
>they appear in the same place but in the past
>"WE TRAVELD IN TIME BUT NOT IN SPACE"
>completely disregards that the whole Universe is constantly moving
>bonus points if the scientist says it
name 6 kinos and 3 flicks where this happens
>>66849112
Back to the Future
Continuum
>>66849095
Don't think I've ever seen a time travel movie that acknowledges the Earth's movement
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
That faggot from the office
Dano
>>66849092
dano in a fat suit... perfect oscar bait.
