http://www.comicbookmovie.com/dc_tv/lucifer-season-2-set-snaps-give-us-a-first-look-at-tricia-helfer-as-the-a143267
>tfw you would fuck the devil mother
>Be 5'6" 130lb scrawny manlet
>You will never have sex with a 6ft amazonian blonde woman
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
What a shit show
From the Guardian:
>Leslie Jones is sick of smart comics. She can’t bear the sort of standups who tell stories rather than jokes, the kind who make audiences think rather than belly laugh. “They fucking suck. If I wanna learn, I’ll go to school. Don’t teach me, make me fucking laugh. I’m tired of clapping and saying: ‘Ha ha, that’s so clever.’”
>>71751082
>Jones, 49 years old and 6ft tall, is immovable. Her big break didn’t come from the club circuit she faithfully plugged away on for 25 years, but from US comedy institution Saturday Night Live. She was originally hired as a writer by SNL creator Lorne Michaels in 2014 and promoted to cast member within a year, with the words: “You’re everything we weren’t looking for.”
>Michaels is ranked the most powerful figure in US comedy and Jones, say her fellow cast members, is a pretty good litmus test for what America will think is funny. Six months after making her debut, she landed the hottest job in Hollywood: a ghostbuster in Paul Feig’s intensely anticipated all-female reboot.
Yes, yes well done Leslie Jones, well done.
HOWEVER
What's his fucking problem?
>gay asian
how disappointed are his parents?
>>71750374
A literal faggot who never even attempted to move past his one role
>>71750404
>gay asian actor
If he had at least become a doctor or a nuclear physicist, I think they could deal with it
The third episode of Battlebots starts in 20 minutes on ABC
The prelims are over now and all the junkbots have been destroyed. The few that snuck through will get shredded by real competition soon.
Anyway, wild cards were
>Nightmare
>Mecha Tento
>Ghost Raptor
>Blacksmith
>Lock Jaw
>Overhaul
>Bombshell
>Lucky
Being a crowd favorite or a quick knockout was the best way to get a wildcard. Robots that were fully destroyed didn't qualify.
Anyway, enjoy
>>71750082
>Why didn't Disco Inferno get a wild card?
The builder declined it after getting bullshitted with Chomp, called them out on it and left
>>71750218
That's rich coming from him, considering the total bullshit judges decision that got him a giant nut in the old series
>>71750082
>easily the oldest bot in the ring
>been playing since the game started
>still doesn't have any way to self right
What the FUCK is he doing? I'm praying he gets put up against Chomp, it be great seeing that pile shredded by a classic
Will you see it?
>>71749934
>they even added a black woman
SO PROGRESSIVE! I'm gonna watch this with my feminist friends
>ana foxxx
IM SOLD !
Those ghosts will be busting
Save Bronte edition
Past thread: >>71726965
>No links to live feeds, they all get taken down and it's like $6 or some shit anyway
HoH (Head of Household):Paulie
Roadkill:Victor
Veto:Paulie
HoH Nominations:Bronte and Victor
Roadkill Nomination:Tiff
pokies
shit edition desu Bronte worst girl at least Natalie is lying to her
We didn't get Turkfu Lyanna edition
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>>71743801
Azor Jon
Azor Meera
>>71747545
Azor Jon
Who is the biggest Mary Sue in all of fiction.
Rey
>>71747190
Batman.
>>71747190
Find a flaw
No bullet holes.
saw this baboons standup while scrolling on netflix the other night. didn't watch it but rated it 1-star anyway.
>>71747021
What sort of madness compels her to blurt out all those pathetic "jokes"?
She had a good upbringing and could've become something respectable. Instead, she decided to go full JUST.
Would a general really get involved in hand-to-hand combat during a battle? Seems kind of dangerous
How is he still standing with two arrows in his neck?
>>71745721
hand-to-hand, you mean like a bitchslap fight?
>>71745721
I don't think he was a general. Wasn't he a centurion, I remember one of Caesars centurions was pretty kick ass.
What is the best movie based on Stephen King's novels?
Maximum Overdrive
>>71745681
Secret Garden
Novels and not short stories?
Clearly Misery.
I'm bored /tv/ dubs decide which south park episode I'll watch
The first
>>71745249
Butters bottom bitch.
None
Cult of Snyder general.
My brothers, Sons of Snyder.
What are your favourite films directed by Snyder (PBUH)?
>>71745207
JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE ORGANIZING!
Holy Trinity of Capekino
Watchmen, Man of Steel, BvS
JUST
This movie is fucking ***SAVAGE***.
Are there any other good modern horrors with this gaspar noe tier violence and hopelessness?
How's summer vacation treating you so far?
That movie is a silly and boring piece of shit. Just like you.
>>71745099
>>71745106
Lol wew are there going to be counterpoints or are you both satisfied with these non-arguments?
If you thought it was boring I imagine you turned it off before the body was discovered.
>>71740522
>>71743801
Azor Jon isnt real
Stannis is dead
