>wants guns banned
>is featured as gun toting serial killer in all his movies
>doesn't see irony
>be OP
>can't separate fiction and reality
>watches cuck porn
>It's a /tv/ cannot distinguish between fiction and reality episode
>be cancer
>make the same shitty thread over and over
And please, avoid company wars.
>>71726282
From the recent wave,
I like Snyder superhero movies.
That's about it.
They're a shitty cancer on both comics and movies, draining resources away from more potentially promising, challenging works.
The best super hero stories are the weird ones, which will never occur on a screen, due to budget constraints.Unbreakable is still the best cape movie ever.
>>71726282
>>71726444
inclined to agree
just think about what it means that they have to constantly reboot or otherwise keep their characters in suspended animation, passing through a few years worth of time throughout decades of publication
and the 'weird' stories are better because they actually get to be something
What does /tv/ think about Shane Black as a director?
I personally think he's great, but I wish he had a more frequent output.
>>71726278
I've seen The Nice Guys.
It was hilarious and the opening really sets the tone of the movie to Dark.
>>71726278
He's bretty gud director.
He always best shined as a screenwriter though.
Iron Man 3 was dank.
>The problem of you on top of everything else. You above all. Ah. 'Cause that's what God is. Horus. Apollo. Jehovah. Kal-El. Clark Joseph Kent
What did he mean by this?
He was used as a punching sack by his father, got butthurt that Superman couldn't travel back in time to save him, and then used the energy of that sheer butthurt to lose all his hair and become an idiot.
What a swell guy.
>>71726255
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>>71727672
His name is EisenBERG, what did you expect?
Just saw the extended cut, and I've never seen the theatrical cut. Was the theatrical cut really that bad? The reviews are mostly pretty terrible, and it has a 27% RT score. The movie I watched really didn't seem to deserve such negative reviews.
Honestly I thought the movie was pretty good. I might even watch it again, although it is a hefty 3 hours long. What was actually removed in the theatres?
Do newfags not know how to use the catalog anymore? There are a dozen BvS threads up right now you stupid fuck.
OH, BUT I BETTER MAKE ANOTHER ONE!
Fuck off.
>>71725824
It should never have been that low on the tomato thing. It's just as good as any mediocre superhero flick.
It's all a conspiracy.
>>71725824
Honestly I didn't think the theatrical cut was bad. A lot of what is shown in the UC was already implied in the theatrical, but Clark Kent and Lex were more fleshed out. Also several subplots were completely cut.
How much would you pay him to star in your movie?
>>71725730
$50.
And I'm sure he would take it.
He'd pay me to be in it.
>>71725730
pack of smokes and a ride to the bus station
Ahh! After 10,000 years I'm free! Time to conquer /tv/!
>>71725633
did Batman punch her teeth out too?
>>71725633
HOWEVER
>>71725633
MOM'S GONNA
>mocks people who talk about the historical accuracy of Amadeus
>went full on sperg in review of Pearl Harbor about the historical inaccuracies
Do historical inaccuracies in films matter?
>>71725573
>Do historical inaccuracies in films matter?
only when it's something I care deeply about
>>71725573
what's that guys name again?
sentimentality judge?
>Do historical inaccuracies in films matter?
they trigger me
Really makes you think...
>>71725068
He's a true auteur. One of the only directors who knows the truth, the meaning of film.
DISNEY BTFO
JEWJEW BTFO
SHILLS
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>be part of literally the most well-known American film touchstone of the past 50 years
>spend hundreds of millions on ads, hype it up starting a year in advance
>can't outdo blue CGI aliens
BRUUCE
LISTEN TO ME NOOW
IT'S LOIS
>Lois Lane wasn't actually the key to anything
BRAVO
FIND HER SOON!
*EEAAGH!*
BUT NOT TOO SOON!
>>71724600
looks awful
surprise surprise, it's garbage just like blue ruin
>>71724493
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It was good. Here's your (You) though.
DUDE EVERY MOVIE SUCKS LMAO
You faggots bitch and moan about Capeshit and then when something that comes out and tries to be something else you shit on that too.
Fuck off.
Best Movies By Genre
My picks are;
> Action / Adventure:
Raiders of the Lost Ark
> Animated:
Heavy Metal
> Comedy:
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
> Comic / Superhero:
Iron Man
> Crime:
The Godfather
> Drama:
Amadeus
> Fantasy:
Lord Of The Rings
> Historical:
Lawrence Of Arabia
> Horror:
Alien
> Romantic:
Out Of Africa
> Sci-Fi:
Blade Runner
> Sports:
Slap Shot
> War:
Zulu
> Western:
Jeremiah Johnson
Heavy Metal? Have you seen an animated film before?
What is she smiling about, /tv/?
>>71724152
God I wonder what that smell like
>>71724183
bone mâ–¶rrow
>those PS2 textures
>Its a "someone says "OH MADONNE"" episode
>>71723352
>Mario Cart
Triggered.
ITS NICER THAN A HOTEL AT CAPTAIN TIBBS
>>71723352
its "oh maron" an italian expression signifying grief or exasperation.
HOLY KINO, BATMAN
The definitive version is amazing. It doesn't even feel like a three hours movie, it feels like it has 1 and a half.
The visuals are incredible, the action scenes are exciting and the dialogues are the cherry at the top.
Fuck me sideways, Snyder, you actually made a good movie.
Apologize.
>>71721660
It actually felt like a cinematic epic should feel like.
The funniest thing out of this whole "BvS SUCKS LOL" fiasco is the subtle insinuation that the other comic book movies are in any way shape or form "good"
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