ITT moments that made you clinge onto the edge of the seat with exitement
>pic strongly related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANk8xlsp1pQ
Why is spongebob so god-tier?
>>67114762
Not from SpongeBob specifically*
>Boogie Nights
>Magnolia
>Punch Drunk Love
>Ther Will Be Blood
Is there anything this man can't do?
Make a blockbuster movie.
Magnolia is pretty cringeworthy.
PTA is the dictionary definition of entry level pleb cinema. he not only steals from better directors, but he does it without any irony like tarantino
i am personally fine with it though. because through PTA, all these freshmen college students will discover Robert Altman, who was the real deal. they will discover Scorsese, the most important American film director of our time, they will discover Kubrick, and the Coen Bros
through Altman, they will discover Renoir, through Kubrick, they will discover Ophuls, Scorsese to Fellini. suddenly they realize PTA was just a child with no original thoughts in his head, that his films just revolve around quoting better directors while adding epic catch phrases like "I drink your milkshake!" and "Pig fuck!" really there is no bigger clue in to how meaningless his cinema is when the only thing people discuss when mentioning his movies are 'le epic catch phrases, dude!'
you might say great artist steal, but what Picasso meant by this is that great artists are able to understand what works and manipulate it. PTA merely 'mimics'. this is why it is completely obvious who he is mimicking from film to film
Directers and their musical equivalent
>Pink floyd
>>67114606
David Fincher > NiN
>Pink floyd
yeah right lmao
Mozart with chink eyes.
HI IM BARRY SCOTT
BANG
AND THE DIRT IS GONE
>>67114511
To be fair Cillit Bang is fucking good.
>>67116494
Have you tried Fairy Power Spray?
Post your top 10 movies
here are 14
>>67114427
reported: the post
Dont have a college but
1. Memento
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Bone Tomahawk
4. 7 Samurai
5. Midnight Cowboy
6. The Place Beyond The Pines
7. You're Next
8. Burn After Reading
9. Children Of Men
10.A Clockwork Orange
Has Cinemassacre lost its way?
Motherfucker Mike and Bootsy are carrying the load now that James is dead inside
them playing goat simulator while high killed it for me
![simpsons-16x21-bart-in-catholic-school-00031_thumb[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gno4vv3.jpg "simpsons-16x21-bart-in-catholic-school-00031 thumb[2]")
How come it was okay for Lisa to become a Buddhist without a problem from the family but Homer and Bart couldn't become Catholics?
>>67113852
Because you Christians are bigots, you filthy racist. Go back to /pol/
The family did have a problem with it. The difference is that the writers forgot about Bart being Catholic.
>>67113852
Becauseprotestant hate catholics.
Damn protestant, they ruined christianity
Why did he order her a glass of milk? It's an odd thing to order for a grown woman.
>>67112898
He smelled Juden.
>>67112898
Because he knew
because he recognized her, consciously or not, from the dairy farm
Why was he such a cuck? He obviously knew Juice was guilty as sin, but tried his best to convince himself that he was innocent.
Juice...
That's what a defense attorney does, anon
PIVOT
Which cut is your favorite? Are you looking forward to Blade Runner 2?
Final Cut, because it's the best. There's no other choice. The only possible nit-picky little caveat would be that Director's doesn't make it quite clear he's a robodobot.
>Are you looking forward to Blade Runner 2?
No. I never look forward to anything movie related anymore.
>final cut
>meh
>>67112807
>No. I never look forward to anything movie related anymore.
Really? I'm extremely cynical towards sequels/prequels/reboots/remakes but I look forward to new films from my favorite directors.
What does /tv/ think of the Coen Brothers
>>67112488
hey hey1 They are the coen sisters now, get it right shitlord.
>>67112785
You are thinking of the wachowskis dipshit
>>67112785
>the wachowskis trigger /tv/ so much that every mention of siblings sends them into an ironic memetic shitfit
A--at least we're better than Reddit, right guys?
You faggots really tricked me into watching this shit...
pleb
good movie
>>67112419
You should have watched the Elite Squad instead. A vastly superior film.
If /tv/ started up its own television channel, what kind of programming would we do?
Memes
Me?, I'd program crabs legs.
Gay shit no one would watch.
Blacked excerpts.
Maybe 1 or 2 black and white sci-fi films.
The rest would be cops and cheaters reruns.
he's literally a living greek sculpture
HGH
Why is he floating?
>>67112306
old men arent supposed to have bulging veins
me on the right
you just know
>>67112079
>Cap, Bucky, and Ant-Man with the same exact cgi running model/pose
>they couldnt even film 10 running at each other
The Russos were a mistake
>>67112141
They all banged.
