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>that's a bribe
What did she mean by this?
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>>67123440
she wants jimmy to chicago sunroof her
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>>67123440
How the fuck would that be a bribe
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it was a bribe

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LOL
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I don't get it.
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Top kek
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haha

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Do any of his movies hold up? Are they actually still funny? Debating watching Blazing Saddles. Only ever saw Spaceballs, thought it was pretty meh.
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>>67123270
they're shit
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Blazing Saddles is funny, still a relevant subject so it's held up well. Young Frankenstein is funny too but in a goofier way. May not be to your taste.
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>>67123270
they're funny

just marathoned the first 6 minutes of "Beyond the black Rainbow"

is it any good?
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couldn't you just make a thread about BtBR without including a retarded meme? this movie hardly ever gets talked about here, you didn't have to ruin the thread from the get go
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>>67123260
Do you like seventies sci fi?
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it's fantastic for some people

others hate it

>advert shows Charlese Theron and Thor

>assume channel 4 is trying to advertise Snow White without KStew because of media backlash

>it's actually an ad for the sequel that just has no KStew because of affair nonsense

Goddamn, I genuinely wasn't prepared for that level of butthurt.

Who the fuck even wanted a Snow White sequel with just the evil queen vs the huntsman
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Whoever did the casting for this movie should be murdled.
>Blunt should be the warrior
>Chastain should be the evil quen
>Theron should be the ice queen
It's not that hard.
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This is much longer, but you get the idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W65ndip7MM

What colossal, feminist, Hemsworth-loving faggot approved this shit
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>>67123156
Theron was already cast in the first movie

>Last episode
Dropped.
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>>67122981
Dropping any show after the last episode is pretty common.
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>babysitter erin
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>mfw next week is already the season finale

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how bad is the damage?
is it long lasting?
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>>67122867
To their hairlines?

Irreparable
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>>67122867
We did it /v/!
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once again no one but /v/ cares now

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ITT: Say something nice about the prequels.

If you pay attention, Anakin's fall to the Dark Side was actually done quite well.
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John Williams was doing his damnedest to compensate for what was happening on screen
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>>67122786

Ok,try to convince me.
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It's not surprising that the same people who attack the prequels are always unversed in real film or anything artistic, and that the people who praise the prequels (Zizek, Paglia, Brody, etc) are always literate, educated, and versed in real film.

http://www.vice.com/read/camille-paglia-believes-that-revenge-of-the-sith-is-our-generations-greatest-work-of-art
http://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/what-the-seven-star-wars-films-reveal-about-george-lucas

The fact that everyone points to Plinkett as the authority on why the prequels are bad speaks volumes. Mike Stoklasa is one of the least artistic people on the planet - he can't process movies outside of the conventions of Hollywood films, his approach to narrative is tempered with the same surface-level requisites listed on tvtropes.

Any complaint that people have about the prequels illustrates a weak grasp on film. How many art films would they claim has 'too much sitting and talking'? They would watch the end of Breaking the Waves and whine about dated CGI. Their sensibilities for 'good dialogue' in what is intentionally pulp comes from bad pulp, ie, the original Star Wars, the only pulp they've ever seen. They would similarly view any homage-driven art film and miss the entire point.

Lucas' only mistake in the prequels was doing something daring, original, artistic and literate, not realizing that the manchildren conditioned by the original SW trilogy to loathe anything cerebral would lash out against his cinematic risks.

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Should I watch the director's cut or the final cut? Is there a difference, even?

I read the book first and it would be cool to watch something that most matches the book version.
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just don't watch the one with the voice over
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Final cut
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Director's cut is the best but everyone blows their wads over the final cut, so whatever.

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Was the Road Warrior post-nuclear? Or was it just a further continuation of Mad Max's economic/societal breakdown?
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>>67122596
Take a guess.
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>>67122596
I think they just brought nuke shit into the 3rd one
definitely didn't seem too nuked to me in RW
although i guess australia wouldnt be much of a target anyway
they'd just catch all the fallout like in that gregory peck movie
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>>67122596
that was just modern day australia

What went wrong?
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>>67122385
Apocolyspe Now scarred him and it tainted his talent
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>>67122385
well, Keanu in a dracula movie is a terrible idea

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Can someone tell me why this movie is so hated? I wouldn't call it terrible at all. Is a nice flick with some great actors. Zod was really well cast and I liked Snyder's vision of Superman's home world.
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>>67122228
I'm indifferent to the movie but you might have helped your case if you'd actually listed anything worthwhile (besides Zods casting) as a positive.
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Stop, invincible poster
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>>67122228
Because of this senpai

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I dunno
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what's really up with this guy anyway

i remember one video i saw him in he ad libbed some epic poem
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>>67122198

it's a character that guy plays.

Onyx the fortuitious is fucking amazing.
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>>67122258
so him being weird is just an act? the i dunno and everything?

Welcome to the era of capeshit, vidyashit, and sequelshit. Welcome to the worst recession of creativity, originality, and artistic effort in modern history. The evidence is all around you, there's more every major movie release weekend. It's a coming flood of pandering, soulless cash-ins that only serve to make a progressively larger and larger group of lost, sad manchildren happy for 90 minutes before they go home to r/movies and post about how great it was.

This is it. This is the death of cinema. There's going to be new Star Wars, every year, for 6 years AT LEAST! A franchise once as beloved and respected as Star Wars (prequel memes aside) is now nothing more than a milked cash cow for the fedora tipping, r*ddit masses. Indiana Jones. The 50 Avengers movies. Deadpool. Now "serious" and "brooding" capeshit like anything Snyder touches. This dates back to Nolan destroying the genre with The Dark Knight trilogy. Now we're getting video games. First Warcraft, a movie for a game that died 10 years ago. Then Portal, then Half Life, two series literally nobody has given a fuck about since they've came out. But they'll all makes millions and millions and millions of dollars. Because r*ddit and /v/ and even /tv/ are fucking retarded plebs who will give their money to anything that once made them feel special or happy. It's a sad abuse of emotional states. Fuck it.

These aren't even well crafted.

Capeshit fans can't take any level of subtlety. They need blatant explanations and easy to follow plots with bad guys whose motives are simple to understand and easy hatable. Any type of critical thinking or analysis is not expected from any of these movies. Capeshit fans are mentally retarded manchildren who are stuck in an idealized cage built with nostalgic pieces of their past. They live only to look back. They're holding on so tightly to their childhood they missed when the rest of reality moved on. I pity them. I really do.
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Hollywood was always garbage. Get into actual cinema friend

>inb4 underage capeshitters call me pretentious
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>Capeshit fans are mentally retarded manchildren who are stuck in an idealized cage built with nostalgic pieces of their past. They live only to look back. They're holding on so tightly to their childhood they missed when the rest of reality moved on.
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Do you complain about the music they play on the radio too?
Maybe stop making these cringy posts on 4chan and expand your horizons past Hollywood

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Find a flaw between these two

You can't
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the flaw is they're not pic related
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If this was twenty years ago & I was twelve, this show would be home base.
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>>67121331

>YELLING UNFUNNY SEX JOKES MAKES THEM FUNNY

They are annoying as fuck.

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