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warcraft 2 incoming!!
more than half of the box office earnings for this movie came from china
absolutely disgusting
>>71772055
FUCK CRITICS
WE CHINA NOW
>>71772119
what's disgusting about that?
Anon, give me your five star film. Let's share our favorites.
Are tastes subjective?
C
> It's a "Karen does some investigating and uncovers lots of evidence" episode.
What else would you have her do?
>>71771642
Make sandwiches
>It's a friendships are put to the test and the practice is in jeopardy episode
Okay so I just saw this, and I am really curious about the opinion of the american people.
When you see something like this, do you feel pride, or excitment, or disgust or what. Personally for me it was a cringeworthy parody, something like and old soviet propaganda movie.
Lets see the plot:
>the bodyguard is proudly serving the president of the usa
>the bodyguard is going to have a baby, but he has to go for one last mission
>the movie states that every single world leader is great, except the russians because they won't attend a funeral
>every single world leader dies, except the american
>every single terrorist owns everyone, except the american president and the bodyguard
>helicopter pilots are sacrificing themselves with a helicopter to save the president
>terrorists are going to execute the american president on live tv, but his last words are about how he serves america
>the bodyguard gives a speech about america, that it is an invincible country and noone can stop them
>the bodyguard turns on a bomb in the building, every single terrorist dies, except the bodyguard and the president of the united states
>morgan freeman is laughing as he drone bombs a muslim town
And before someone says, no this would be fucking ridiculous with a german, french, russian or whatever protagonist.
I find it amusing it triggers non Americans.
>>71771614
KILL ALL PAKI MOHAMMEDS!
>>71771614
Are you of middle-eastern or north-african descent?
It was a great action flick. Not saying it was 100% realism, but still. Felt like throwback to the Arnie/Sly days.
This movie is going to be a hit among the Happy Madison crowd and foreigners. It will get a 90%+ on Rottentomatoes and there is nothing you can do about it.
>>71771425
You have no power over mePrime Jconn tits
okay
>>71771425
Gun Spree @ #theatre?
>5-star hotel pantry is filled with pre-packaged goods and frozen food
I thought Kubrick valued realism?
>>71771211
>american
>cuisine
>>71771211
>canned fruit
this is considered a delicacy in america
>dumb boring cunt with no personality in shit """horror""" flicks
>HURR BEST FEMALE PROTAGONIST EVER
That's why no one likes female protagonists.
>>71770866
I have no problems with cute female protagonists, I have a problem with people who do like a movie just because they like a strong character
>muh empowerment
Seems like some media trick to make people like shitty movies
Your bait is boring and that's why nobody wants to be your friend. Also
>The Passion of Joan D'Arc
>Amer
>A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
>Persona
but, as with any other character, it's more of a matter of it being well written and well acted. Kill yourself.
>>71770866
I liked Slug more than her. I liked her cat more than her. All Sigourney Weaver had was a small white girl ass and smaller panties.
Can anybody recommend me movies about presidential candidates that are too big to jail?
Frost/Nixon
W
Frost/Nixon
Apologize
I won't. That whole Star Wars joke was so terribly written.
Apologize for what?
It SUCKED. Only mindless consumers unfit to be called people thought it was good.
>>71770734
its the solo spidey film tho
I got a theory.
The best movies about a country are always made by its nationalists or separatists
For example:
Best movies about Basque region are made by separatists
Best movies about Ireland are the nationalist ones
Best movies about Estonia are made after it broke away from Soviet Union
>>71770055
>Best movies about Basque region are made by separatists
Name movies made by Basque separatist please, as half my family lives there and the basque cinema is pretty much innexistent.
>>71770055
>it's a ex Soviet country complaining about Soviet Union episode
>>71770437
Does that drummer in a canyon movie count?
>It's a silent movie is over 2 hours long episode
Why did they do this????
>It's a wife is coming home soon and I forgot to prep the bull and change my wife's sons diaper episode
Greed is 10 hours long and it's silent and it is an awesome film.
>>71770165
so you've seen the 10 hour version
How can one man be so based?
Let's talk about Dolph Lundgren.
>>71769974
>nigga has two degrees and a master degree in chemical engineering
weird how you always expect action stars to be stupid
>>71770035
he's not american
Based on what?
Hi I'm a fameous youtuber ask me anything
>>71769971
When you moving back to the East Coast, Joey?
>>71769971
Who?
Can I contact your bull? I'm in the mood for a good cucking.
>Watch a Michael Bay movie
>It's actually pretty good
What is this madness
>>71769922
Like paying full price for a blu ray copy good? or more like a discount bin deal good?
>>71769922
Bay is a very competent director, but he mostly just cares about money so he typically makes dumb garbage because he knows it sells. When he actually tries he makes some pretty good movie.
Watch Pain and Gain.
>>71769944
In the middle. It's good, but it's a fairly standard modern war story.
