It has been said that only the Biggest and brightest of Baneposters may join this holy order. That said, the Banescholars have a list of minimum requirements that must be met before they will consider allowing a new member in. The requirements are as follows:
1. You are NOT a Hothead
2. You have been baneposting for at least one year
3. You can recite the Plane Scene script from memory
4. You watch the Plane Scene at least once a day
5. You are an active Baneposter
6. You have made Bane OC within the last week
>>67759454
after an entire day of this i can honestly say fuck off
Can do all those except the last.
"I am a big guy for you" -the Masketta Man, Bane.
Horse feathers
Jessica Jones more like Tumblr Jones
>>67759431
Fuck off Jessica
4chan more like 4cucks amirite?
GET BACK HERE JESSICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
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>Mike Smith: Actor Reportedly Arrested for Domestic Battery in California
>Smith is known for his role on TV series "Trailer Park Boys." He allegedly got into an altercation with a female friend at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, news outlets reported.
fuckin' way she goes boys
>>67759407
This guy is such a prick that he can't even play bubbles anymore without bubs seeming like a fucking prick as well
>>67759407
Let he who has never spent more than 15 minutes with an actual woman cast the first stone.
>>67759407
He's from the maritimes he can't help it. Get Ellen Page a little drunk and the exact same thing would happen.
>*Record scratch*
>*Freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.
>>67759376
>Well it actually all starts way back here
>*shows clark as a baby lifting cows*
>>67759376
KABOOOOOOOOOOM
>>67759376
>>67759403
>>67759406
It's sad that this is already a better movie
Superman... as America (fuck yeah!)
Gal Gadot... as Israel/Mossad (greatest ally)
Lex Luthor... as NWO globalists (also jew)
Lois Lane... as useless Stacy
Batman... as ISIS
Daily Planet... as dumb goyim
so did I miss anything?
Everything, apparently
>>67759889
oh wait let me guess, you think the movie was simply about capeshit with no ulterior motive?
>>67759945
He stated the opposite, actually.
>world is over
>attack the man for just doing whatever
Why do people watch this? I turned it off the second Kristen Schaal was giving him shit for what every person would do.
>>67759337
Kirsten schaal eventually warms up to him and even sticks up for him when no one else does.
>>67759337
>there are other people
So he's not the last man on earth?
>>67759464
yes
What if this was American muslim centric?
Would it have an average score that reflects our fairness minded society because they are brown people?
>>67759314
>having the terrorists be the good guys
>thinking would get high score
good one mate
If you dont like America. YOU CAN GET OUT!
>>67759348
only Christian Trumpers think muslims are terrorists
Why is Natalie Portman such a bad actress?
You'd think she'd improve just from the sheer amount of work she's gotten.
>>67759304
she accepts roles she doesn't respect. She thinks she's above stuff like Star Wars and Thor but she still accepts them for the money.
>>67759304
I don't think she's a bad actress. If she was a bad actress, she would have zero good performances, which she has a handful of. She suffers from what a lot of child actors suffer from: she became famous at a young age, so she never needed to learn or improve her technique. She will always get cast no matter what. She just needs a good director to help push her to perform well. It's not the mark or a bad actor, just an uncreative one.
>>67759304
She's so beautiful :3
DJANGO
>>67759100
YOU
>>67759212
MUST
>>67759248
FACE
Was Forrest a cuck?
Absolutely
One of the best desu
wtf is going on????
This part was honestly more retarded than anything in the prequels
>tentacle monsters
>shitty slapstick humor
>Han Solo being retarded
>>67759057
>More retarded than a conversation literally about literally sand.
felt like doctor who
Felt like GotG
W.W.
Who do ya figure that is, huh?
>>67758890
William Wilson
William Wilson
What are some essential Christian art films?
Really enjoyed Ordet.
TDKR
Problem Child 2
Drive
Diary of a Country Priest I guess
>>67758565
Andrei Rublev
The passion of Joan of Arc
Dekalog
>invent capeshit
>be good at making movies about it
I'm CIA
They're decent, not good. The only time they were good at it was Iron Man and Iron Man 3
Anyone else feel sorry for him?
The poor guy can't catch a break. He tried to elevate capeshit, but it's obvious the plebs just aren't ready.
>>67757815
Affleck is the only person I feel bad for.;_;
>>67757815
No, he's a fucking oaf.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UD3byJxc9Vc
>>67758102
This and his bros Scoot and Terrio
