Whether or not you liked it and whether or not it is a good movie, you have to acknowledge how many people criticize it. Can we have a serious discussion on how it actually happened that review sites so overwhelmingly show it praise? Were these reviews really plausible when almost every non-starwars film-related forum has huge amounts of people (quite possibly a majority) who vehemently criticize it?
>>67657268
Disney bought reviews.
That's all there is to it.
>>67657268
Outside of /tv/ ive never heard it criticised
>>67657268
You're in your little internet bubble, which gives you the false impression that the reception was mixed. The vast majority of people loved the movie.
Do you watch movies with your girlfriend?
>>67654477
Not anymore after realising pic related is me and my gf. Always gotta get food or jump on my dick during the best moments.
>girlfriend
Furthest I've gone is a hug.
>>67654477
I watch films and kino with my girlfriend
And she pretends to like them
That's what love is
Are we really supposed to believe Finn wouldn't have been slaughtered in duel with Kylo?
>>67654234
If he was fighting somebody who wasn't a showboating faggot he could have.
>>67654234
Kylo was injured and was clearly fucking with him
>>67654286
THIS.
THIS!
OP IS A FUCKING RETARD, AND HE CLEARLY LOST ANYWAY, WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD ABOUT?!
Remember how people used to sit around defending Man of Steel but now don't after they finally came to realization is was garbage?
Well the same thing will happen with Batman vs Superman
>will happen
Lmfao everyone is already saying it's ass.
Just move on and get hyped for Civil War.
>>67654004
I'm sorry but Remember when is the lowest form of conversation.
>>67654047
>mfao everyone is already saying it's ass.
nah DCucks are in full damage control
see this thread
>>67653434
Obamacare BTFO edition
Merges and Medevacs subedition
It is Wednesday, my dudes
Bump for 10 minutes until the merge!
>no waifus left edition
Is this true capekino?
The fuck is this
>>67653566
Some French cartoon.
>>67653566
Overly sexy French cartoon
https://www.captionbot.ai/
It's time /tv/.
>>67651592
Close.
What was your favourite moment of BvS?
Inb4
>when it ended
>>67651476
I liked the movie overall but I think my favourite sequence was probably the very opening scene which was incredibly beautifully shot and well-done
Snyder has better opening sequences than basically any other director working
the opening sequences in Watchmen and Sucker Punch are also god-tier
The opening sequence was 10/10.
>>67651476
when the ending credits started
Okay just saw this movie and now I know what the critics were talking about because it was pretty fucking atrocious to anyone with at least half a brain.
I'm just gonna try and go through scene by scene or at least the main shit to show why it was fucking bad.
First we open with a pretty blatant retcon of the last movie with non stop corny and horrible contrived scene, first we open with a few explosions with Zod and Superman destroying some buildings then Batman runs in calling up some random faggot and tells him to get out of the building, this man who didn't seem to notice the 20 or buildings that have blown up right behind him tells everyone to get out a few minutes later not only did he not leave the building but he actually is one the exact same floor and room from a few minutes ago he then prays so the audience can prepare for the uh very subtle religious Jesus imagery of superman for the next 2 hours.
Later on Batfleck finds a man under a building who keeps yelling cliches like muh legs I can't feel muh legs, this man for some reason will waste the movies runtime with his non stop pointless scenes, next we have some random little girl we never see again in some contrived sadness scene, at this point I'm already yawning in the cinema.
Cont
It's obvious that it was too deep your your Marvel-addled brain
even plebs thought it was shit
its basically bro dude "nerds" and the kind of cunt who has viral marketing on their facebook/twitter header that liked it
>>67651308
So later wheelchair muh legs dude climbs a big statue of Superman to put grafitti on it but I'm sitting there just wondering why on earth would there be big tax payer paid statue for superman in the first place? Everyone in this fucking movie hates Superman and justifiably because he's a completely obnoxious prick who basically murdered thousands of people, answers to nobody, seems to have a scowl on his face when he saves people in depressing slow motion and he's also a pretty laughable hypocrite to Batman who he seems to hate because he does the same things he does but in a different city. So why does he have a big ass expensive statue anyway? In fact in this movie he seems to be on trial for something to do with some terrorists which doesn't make any fucking sense btw.
Cont
>This dimension lends the film a gravity and level of interest that places it at the opposite end of the spectrum from such sophomoric Marvel movies as “The Avengers: Age of Ultron,” “Guardians of the Galaxy” and “Deadpool.” All three feature brainless, low-stakes action that’s as interesting as watching a waiter fall down the stairs while carrying a tray of dishes; juvenile, self-referential jokes that are neither clever nor funny; and an imaginative perspective whose boundaries are marked by other movies and comic books.
>“Batman v Superman” may be pretentious, but it’s far more mature and ambitious than these other films, and it’s even occasionally interesting. A hauntingly painted tableau in which Superman is surrounded by worshippers on Mexico’s Day of the Dead underlines how eerie and alien it would be to have a superbeing among us. Moreover, the film considers the ramifications of superbeings to a depth rarely attempted in the 78-year history of these characters.
http://nypost.com/2016/03/30/batman-v-superman-is-too-smart-for-marvel-fans/
MARVEL BFTO
>>67650995
People are this heated about super hero movies. I miss original films.
i seriously don't understand why this movie is this divisive for people. I mean this is next level compared to MoS! Every thread has become capeshit on this board and while this does happened with new releases, it's showing no signs of slowing down. some people hate this film (pic related) some love it, others like it or don't and then there are those who think it is just okay.
I mean really, was this Snyder's true plan? is this truly the age of kinography? or just more shit?
Quality capeshit thread op, really keeping me informed in all the shit about capeshit
Admit it, /tv/ she was fucking terrible
>>67650249
No she was quite good, better than horseface mcgee from the movie.
Foggy will always be worse.
>doesn't even thank Matt for keeping him from getting killed by a sniper
>>67650334
She's clearly supposed to come across as mysterious and alluring but the actress just cannot do the material justice and is instead just smug and annoying.
Like you do not see the appeal for Matt for one second.
Foggy is pretty abysmal though.
She wasnt well introduced in my opinion.
She seemed like an arrogant rich girl that enjoyed the occasional Vigilant thing.
But then we found out that she was black sky and the most powerful student of Stick. She just didnt seem powerful enough to be the center of everything.
>character gets out of bed
>perfect hair, visibly clean teeth, perfect skin, no sand in his eyes
>character takes a piss
>doesn't dab his wiener on the weewee sponge
>>67649713
>character wipes his ass
>doesn't wet the paper
>character zones out at a stop light then snaps back into reality when the cars behind him start honking their horns
hey guys
remember bam margera?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0fb8LtfpA
>>67648441
>turned into his dad
poetry
God speed
earthrockers
>earth rocker is almost one year old
Star Wars memes?
>>67648229
dank!!!!!!
>>67648295
Darth Dubs Incoming
>>67648295
Rollin
intros you never skip
>>67647782
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