>quip
>It's a forced meme thread
to be fair, spiderman's whole thing is quips
>>67919245
>hey everyone
Wow, 1/3, only Tobey was a good Peter Parker
You killed innocent people.
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>>67919154
>image.jpg
>>67919154
I AM THE LAW
>mfw dream castings come true
This was a pretty cool movie. Discuss.
>>67919129
>discuss
Post kstew first
>>67919129
Which one would you take home and call mommy?
>>67919176
I want Emily Blunt to shit in my mouth. There, I said it
Thoughts on this film?
Bros before hoes
Its not that deep.
Also that dancing part was the best.
Le dancing may may, le deus ex machina ending, but le twist for robot.
ITT: A Director's ACTUAL Best Film
You should probably say the director if you want people to actually contribute.
James Cameron'sThe Terminator
>it's actually watchable and has genuinely funny moments
In all honesty, why does everyone shit on this scene so badly? Chris Nolan isn't retarded, he would have included this if he didn't think it didn't fit in the movie. If anything, it's a sort of tongue and cheek line that some actual CIA guy would say to a weird mask wearing fiend in a mask in that situation. Although it is really fun to make fun of.
"I'm a big guy for you."
>Mfw can't watch the first ten minutes of TDKR without laughing hysterically
/tv/ has done this to a good number of people
>when DC films had quips
10,000 ODSTs just shock dropped half-way into the last movie you watched.
How does the plot change?
>>67918662
>fall of reach
They all get glassed
Last movie I watched was the searchers. That Indian problem gets taken care of a lot quicker.
>>67918662
>Walk into a bar
>See this dude
>What do?
This movie deserves a Plinkett review way more than TFA, this is actually awful and its fans are in severe denial and really need to get BTFO forever.
Yeah i was also disappointed the HitB review was underwhelming and lacked depth. Still like BvS though.
>>67918612
Agreed. Really need someone well known to call this fuckfest of a movie out once and for all.
>this is a really bad scene, this funny thing happens in the background and neither superman or batman make a quip about it. in TFA, a superior movie, finn would have said something clever like DAMN or HELL NAW which would make the audience laugh
>The.Trust.2016.720p.BluRay.x264-VETO
>In theaters May 13
How?
>>67918496
They made Wood look more goofy than Cage. It's hell of achievement I'd say.
>>67918496
>Height: 1280
>Width: 696
whoever does this should be shot
holy fuck those eyes
>93%
wow this must be really good
not into fag star trek stuff but i might watch this
If you don't like Star Trek you will like it you mouth-breathing plebian
>>67918484
It's really, really not.
>>67918484
don't you know? The only Star Trek movies you're allowed to like are Search for Spock, Generations, and Nemesis. Those are the underappreciated genius movies
Can someone explain to me why this movie exists?
The last relevant, successful game in the series was a decade ago. Even then, it was never a super popular franchise to begin with.
I'm having trouble understanding exactly who the target audience is here. It's not fans of the games, because they're in their mid/late 20s by now and the movie is clearly marketed to babies. It's not kids, because they don't know who or what the fuck Rachet & Clank is. It's not babies because they can't understand simple concepts and only respond to colors and music.
Someone help me out. Even the Hitman movie(s) make more sense than this shit. Why was this made and who was it made for?
>>67918407
The game is getting a reboot coming out around the same time. The movie is just a big budget commercial for the new games.
>>67918483
But platformers, especially those featuring an anthropomorphic animal and his sidekick, are a dated ass idea that is no longer applicable to AAA titles. Nobody's gonna but that shit.
in japan he has big bushy eyebrows and sounds like a kawaii little girl
What if you drank out of the wrong chalice, then quickly drank out of the correct chalice right after? Wouldn't that offset the first chalice?
I dont think so I think if you drank the wrong one even if You drank the right one after you would still decay into nothing
>>67918415
The second chalice basically heals you of any ailment.
>>67918387
I dont think drinking from the chalice would offer any of the life and miracle of Christ.
It seems to be an early superstition.
Christ was still in his clothing when the woman was healed from touching its hem. When his clothes were parted and cast in lots at the crucifixtion; i dont think the roman soldiers felt much.
Belief in him is perhaps key to this.
![trailer-for-the-new-hulu-series[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GLRuU2K.jpg "trailer-for-the-new-hulu-series[1]")
Is Hulu patrician yet?
>>67918364
Has this started?
it will be when boner man's psychic show debuts
>>67918364
hey I remember this guy from Breaking Bad
BITCH!
A better story for TFA, how it should have been
>TFA should have been about Yuuzhan Vong invasion. With Wise Grandmaster Luke leading his jedi students in battle against them. They could still have Rey and Ben Solo, but have them be in competition with each other trying to impress Luke during the war. Ben having unrequited love toward Rey, and a slow descent to the Dark Side as the war grows more violent and dire for the Republic, with Ben and Rey each becoming more powerful, but Ben doing morally questionable actions in an attempt to end the war, only to have Rey leave him/hate him for doing the things he has done. Then during the final battle where the Yuuzhan are defeated (but make them cool, not silly-looking), Luke is killed and now there is a power struggle in the Republic, with Snoke and the First Order rising in response to the republic's ineptitude in facing the invasion. Ben then tries to become the new leader of the Jedi, but all the Jedi prefer Rey because she is qt3.14/10 and has not committed massacres like Ben. He then becomes Kylo, slaughters most of the Jedi, and joins Snoke, ending the trilogy. Then a new trilogy could be made where Rey as leader of the remaining Jedi(as an experienced warrior and powerful force-user) is on the run from Kylo and Snoke, who overthrew the republic.
What does /tv think?
>EU shit
fuck off, nigger
>>67918350
That sounds more autistic than a Horus Heresy movie.
If people want power struggles and political strife they wouldn't watch Star Wars. It's scifi for dumb people, no amount of poorly/written tie in novels will change that.
>>67918397
but a good story right?
Will it beat Memelords of the Galaxy?
>tfw the friday drop was actually bigger than the estimative
>>67918324
Nope, Jungle Book will kill it off for good next week
