itt: movies that hit a little too close to home
>it's supposed to be fun!
>why don't you just turn your brain off bro lol
>that's why you don't have any friends
>you take things too seriously
>>67941882
first two are fucking retarded
second two are right
dumb frogposter
>>67941882
I don't understand "turning your brain off" but you can have fun with a film. Also lighten the fuck up, you keep being a lame stress-ball you'll old and approaching death before you know it.
How would you handle an Old Republic SW Anthology movie?
>>67941876
No jedi
>>67941876
All jedi
Star Wars are already gamified.
>Rey - Bastilla
>Fin - Jedi Academy character
>etc...
ITT: Movies you like very much, although /tv/ doesn't probably like them.
>The Village
>Bridge to Terabithia
>Lord of War
>>67941686
I'm pretty sure Bridge to Terabithia is essential pedophile cinema around these parts.
>>67941686
/tv/ doesn't like Lord of War?
>>67941686
I have never met or heard of a person not liking Lord of War.
>The lightsaber duel was great in TFA. Every swing had weigh to it, like the prequels.
>every swing had weight to it
Where the FUCK did this meme come from?
Every swing clearly doesn't have weight to it since this is the first film where people get stabbed repeatedly and continue fighting like it's no big deal
And what about the WEIGHT of the fact that Rey is an instant pro while every other person in the fucking series has needed months of training to be decent?
The duel sucked ass and you're just shilling for it because you're a brainwashed fan boy
TFA is a great star wars movie as alone.
Kylo Ren >>> Darth Vader
but you know that starkiller base, shields, sand planet was bullshit.
>>67941623
>the prequels duels had weight to them
>>67941680
>it is impossible to survive a superficial stab wound
What does /tv/ think of Wes Anderson's "Fantastic Mr. Fox"?
I generally enjoy the films of Paul W. S. Anderson. This was no exception, my good man.
>>67941557
One of the best stop motion movies ever for sure, enjoyment of Wes Anderson films meme or not.
>>67941661
>Paul W. S. Anderson
kek
the scene with the wolf made me love this movie
so cute
is itgood?
It'sperfect
Part II iseven betterthough.
Part I is film, Part II is kino
It's the best
>>67941575
>>67941793
What is this meme opinion? I see people saying this all the time but it's just plain wrong. Pt 2 has way too much filler and unmemorable scenes where every scene in Pt 1 is iconic.
DAD, you are the world savior, thanks for coming back
and now get the fuck out of here you bastard
>>67941354
NALON OVARB
Do you think her kids were half black and she had That 70s Show raise them?
>>67941354
>MURPHHHHHHHH
>dad remember your son?
>MURRRRRRRRRPHHHHHH
>he even named his on child after you, cooper cooper
>MURRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH
Will DC ever recover from this?
That's a big cleavage.
>>67941311
What is there to recover from?People love the movie.It is only the critics and the autists that are raging about.It will soon reach the 1 billion mark worldwide.
TONIGHT
on an ALL NEW CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
The names may have changed, but the carnage is still the same.
In our first match of the night we have a couple DIVAS who CANT WAIT to get at each other's throats
>That's right Johnny, It's Kanye "The Wordsmith" West against Taylor "The Heartbreaker" Swift. A grudge match that goes WAY BACK. This is one break-up that can't be settled with a song!
In our second undercard match we have two pretty faced heartthrobs fighting to be the KING OF ROM-COMS
>It's Jake Gyllenhaal against Ryan Reynolds. These guys have made a living off of their charming good-looks, but now they're going to make a killing with them.
AND IN OUR MAIN EVENT-event-event
IT'S A NO HOLDS BARRED POLITICAL SLUGFEST BETWEEN TWO REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES WITH NO LOVE LOST
Former heavyweight Jeb Bush is fighting to maintain the honor of his once respected family's name against billionaire playboy Donald Trump! We've got footage of them exchanging words in the parking lot right now, Stacy has more. Stacy?
>mfw nobody likes my thread
Essential 90's nostalgia core.
Have many memories of this show.
im sorry but it wasn't doesn't stand up and we cant play along since... it doesn't stand up
Alright /tv/, I just finished watching every episode of Hercules and Xena and I'm hungry for more Greek myth-related films/show.
What are some of your favorites? Hard mode: no Jason and the Argonauts or Clash of the Titans, I already have those downloaded
>>67941238
Check out the Hallmark The Odyssey with Armand Assante, it was pretty good.
>>67941238
Rome
What went soright
best cruise movie in a while, greatly enjoyed it
emily blunt was strong qt too
>>67941141
It's a general rule that a tom cruise movie is gonna be good.
but this one was the exception, it was better than good, and i still can't figure out why.
>>67941269
the premise was neat as fuck, they picked strong actors for the lead roles, the writing was pretty decent, and the visuals were great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EUXlP0e7kw
im Crawley (Michael Manasseri - WEIRD SCIENCE, LICENSE TO DRIVE, DIRTY LOVE, BABYSITTER WANTED) is having a really bad day. He gets fired from his job at the nuclear power plant, his car is towed, he discovers his wife is having an affair, then a kind man who saves his life turns out to be an evil scientist. Jim is abducted by the scientist and infected with a deadly mosquito-borne virus that is spreading across the planet. Turns out all those years of exposure to nuclear radiation and rabid mosquito DNA don't mix very well. Unfortunately for the scientist (RICKY WAYNE) and anyone else whoever wronged Jim, vengeance comes in the form of the half man-half mosquito.
Sounds pretty good, hoping Disney makes a Smee movie soon.
>he gets his own spinoff before CIA
who the fuck is responsible for the IP?
>>67941150
it's kinda like how Iron Man got an MCU movie before Spider-Man
Mosquito Man is moving up in the world and becoming more prominent, we should be proud of him.
>"Jobs with real gravitas go to people that are physically right for them and that’s the end of the story. How many roles are out there for the gorgeous, f------, gown-wearing eight-foot model? When meaty roles come through, I’ve been in the room and pretty people get turned away first," the South African beauty told British GQ.
Do you believe her /tv/? Should the best acting roles go to gross ass uggo actors?
>>67940998
But Monster..
BLACKED when?
She'd need to spend 4 hours every day in make-up if she wants to look like a regular person.
Batman v Superman is going to be a financial failure for Warner Brothers and is predicted to gross less than $1 billion.
Is DC dead?
http://screencrush.com/batman-vs-superman-warner-bros-fewer-films/
>the first flick we say is going to easily cross 1 billion might not even do it
i mean at least we were right about it being trash
r-right...
>>67941032
Word of mouth is going to kill this film. It doesn't take many people saying it's shit to convince people that, you know, it's shit.
The three main demographics this film appeals to all hate it:
>DC fanboys
They universally hate it. I haven't seen a single positive fan review.
>Standard moviegoers
Mixed (~70% on Rotten Tomatoes), but not nearly as high as it should be for a movie with both Batman and Superman in it.
>Kids
It's far too dark for kids.
>>67940944
Like MoS it will make a mint on retail
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