What is the McDonalds of cinema?
>>68027223
Disney.
MCU
>>68027243
>>68027260
Since Disney took over Marvel, they're not allowed to market toys and shit with fast food places and 7/11 like they did with ironman, first avenger, hulk and thor 1.
>"Okay, you can pick out ONE box of candy."
>>68026772
Swedish Fish, since we already have a coupon for a free popcorn bucket
>>68026772
This was my oldest blockbuster memory
gummy bears 4 life
>called jason goes to hell
>jason doesn't actually go to hell
>>68026713
IIRC he actually did go to hell at the end of the flick.
freddy drags his mask into the dirt at the end of the film, signifying his descent into hell and into the halls of kino.
>>68026713
>called Race To Witch Mountain
>they don't actually go to Witch Mountain
What do you think of the new cast for top gear /tv/?
>>68026455
Tell me about Stig! Why does he wear the helmet?!
>>68026557
If i pulled that off would he die?
>>68026455
Took me a minute to spot it.
What does /tv/ think of F is for Family?
I love Bill Burr, but this show is garbage. The animation looks cheap, and it's not really that funny or interesting.
mediocre
>>68026529
>The animation looks cheap
name one US adult animated show that doesn't look cheap
What do you guys think of Henry Cavill's acting performance? I think he was MASSIVELY underrated.
>>68026392
Is he the perfect male specimen?
He's shit and brings down every movie he's in.
>>68026392
God damn he's a big guy
>it's a substitute is too lazy to teach so they just pull this out and put a movie on episode
what's the best movie you watch using one of these things?
We watched Scream once. The sub never came back to the school, I guess someonje told their parents.
We watched Gran Torino in a financial class during my senior year of high school. How thar movie was school approved I have no idea.
>>68026364
12 Angry Men over a couple of days.
>tfw these teenagers actually paid attention because it's that fucking good
/tv/ let's take a moment to recognize the minority of jews in television and film that are actually talented and not pushing an agenda, as opposed to the typical mediocre jew in media that is just riding that tribal nepotism and shilling hard to stay in good graces because they have to.
I nominate The Cohen Brothers.
>>68026357
I hereby submit Larry David for /tv/'s consideration in the Awesome Joo Awards. (pic NOT related)
Also please appreciate the duality manifested in David's relationship with Jerry Seinfeld, the finest example of mediocrity and coattail riding of a fellow jew to success in media.
YOUR A BUNCH OF ANTI-SEMITES /TV/ ! GO BACK TO /POL/
Mel Brooks
Movies you appreciate watching even if you dont enjoy them.
>>68026237
Casablanca
Being able to appreciate the quality of a movie without necessarily liking it is a disappearing attribute with the modern movie goer
Especially 'round here
imagine of kubrick had cut out all those boring pointless sequences and made a lean 90 powerhouse
>>68026237
Ikiru. Painful to watch but very rewarding.
Brit here.
I was sat in Subway eating a sandwich and noticed posters and shit for Zootopia. Not gonna watch it as I'm neither a furry nor a child, but I noticed all the logos said "Zootropolis" instead of "Zootopia."
The next day I figured I just dreamed it up.
Three days later, I just checked on wikipedia and what the fuck..?
>"Zootopia was retitled for theatrical release across several international territories. In the United Kingdom and other European countries, the film was renamed Zootropolis, a reference to the concept of a 'metropolis'; all lines that include "Zootopia" were also redubbed. The film was also known as Zoomania in Germany and as Crazy Animal City in China."
This has to be the most pointless name change I've heard of. And redubbing all the lines into "Zootropolis" must have cost time and effort better spent elsewhere.
>>68026109
>Brit here
>Zootopia
>not "Zootropolis"
I don't believe you
>>68026109
>zootopia
>utopia
>zootropolis
>utropolis
EUROS?
>>68026109
It's because there's a copyright for Zootopia already in Europe you dumb idiot
Saw this for the first time today, with my aunt and my cousin. We all thought it was pretty fun.
Did /tv/ enjoy it?
/capeshit/ board when?
I did
But Paul Rudd is the most boring lead ever
>>68026006
There's already /co/, capebabbies should fuck off to there
what do you think of Smallville?
I can't believe they made Lois Lane's actress swallow a frog
>>68025918
Is that Laura Vandervoort?
women should be barefoot 24/7
What is the kino of music videos?
>>68025826
They're called patrician music.
Here is an example my friend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ila-hAUXR5U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS9o1FAszdk
Dat Ending
>>68025800
Considering the movie name, I expected far worse from this movieits still shit
>>68025853
haha
this 2bh imo
Why are enemies of the Nazis always portrayed as cute?
>>68025770
>i don't understand basic emotions, film language or social constructs
Autism: The Thread
>>68025809
Do you really want to buzzword your way out of this?
>>68025770
Cuz if it was an ugly, big nosed, kike bitch nobody would care.
