Litterary nothing happens the movie
Why are the story in chickflicks so meaningless and soul less?
they're comfy movies
>watching Anne hathaway movie for any reason other than pretending youre having a conversation with your waifu
>>68172620
>Having Anne Hathaway as a waifu
pleb
try and convince me there's an all around better film composer or give me some composers that are on par with him in terms of incredible film scores.
Ennio Morricone
>>68172330
Thomas Newman
Danny ElfmanHanz Zimmer
Read the first letters of S02's episode names.
Fifi
Rebecca
Inflatable
Nailed
Gloves Off
Switch
Bali Ha'i
Amarillo
Cobbler
Klick
Guess who will show up in the season finale.
mind=blown
>>68172032
BRAVO VINCE
Show sucks.
Considering the original 1932 film story is about a Mummy who is stalking a women who he believes is the reincarnation of his lover (as the 1999 also had), do you think this new reboot with Cruise will do a similar thing but instead considering that the Mummy is played by Sofia Boutella (so a female), will they then make it out that Sofia's Mummy believes that Cruise is her reincarnated husband?
Would sure be very interesting. I wonder if Sofia's Mummy will immediately be violent then to Cruise; or if there will be a type of seduction on him which he resists.
No.
She's actually his mother.
>>68172075
where did you hear that?
>Tom Cruise playing a nigger
>MALE screen-actors have been complaining recently of their increased objectification by female fans. Henry Cavill, the current big-screen incarnation of Superman, stated that it represents a “double standard”. Kit Harington, a lead actor on the television series “Game of Thrones”, protested: “to always be put on a pedestal as a hunk is slightly demeaning. It really is, and it’s in the same way as it is for women.”
>They may have a point. Data collected by USC Annenberg (University of Southern California) demonstrate that the “hyper-sexualisation” of men in films has increased substantially in less than a decade. Of the 100 top-grossing films at the US box-office in 2007, 4.6% of male characters were seen dressed in “sexualised attire” and 6.6% were shown “with some nudity”. In 2014 those figures stood at 8.0% and 9.1%. 2013 marked the highest point of this trend (the year that “Man of Steel”, featuring Mr Cavill, was released), with 9.7% of male characters shot in sexually alluring clothing, and 11.7% taking some—or all—of their kit off on film.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/graphicdetail/2016/04/daily-chart-6?fsrc=scn/tw/te/bl/ed/sexualisationinfilms
Does this mean actresses will stop playing the victim card?
>>68172014
imagine this scene with women
>>68172014
I think about these legs every day in jealously
>>68172014
those are the sexiest and beefiest legs I have seen in a while
THIS BOARD IS UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY BLINDERS
who hype for season 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wafYt1Eqpw4
>>68172005
I'm hype as fuck. I want more aunt Polly.
I'm not gay but I wouldn't mind being forced to suck his dick desu.
Me
>tfw gary stu
>>68171921
>took three whole films to reach Stu status
>Rey sue status in one film
WE ARE EMPOWERED
>>68171950
Name one thing he did wrong in A New Hope
>>68171921
>no love interest
more like gayry stu
Post the gayest films
>>68171874
t. Mcuck
You win
nice thread
>cheap banal space opera protagonist is played by a woman
>everyone loses their freaking mind
>Black Panther is to be stereotypically portrayed by a black man
>everyone is cool with that
/tv/tardism in a nutsheell
>>68171854
WUZ
>>68171859
KANGZ
Have you seen Chef?
>>68171845
My friends made me watch this shit when we were hanging out since they wanted to see it because Filthy Frank features it in a lot of his videos.
It was fucking awful and since I don't watch Filthy Frank myself I didn't even get any meme keks or anything.
>>68171845
Yup. Really good made for TV movie. For being shown in a cinema shit was c level film
>>68171891
It was an inside joke amongst Filthy Frank and his friends so in some of their videos they just included a copy of the Chef DVD without any reason or context.
>Darth Vader=Dark Invader
What did Lucas mean by this?
George LuKEK
keep up m80
It's like poetry. It rhymes.
"Vater" is the German word for "father".
>You wake up in a blood red boiler room
>Besides some steam here and there, it's mostly quiet
>Then the sound of screeching metal
>Off in the distance, you can see a shadowy figure
What do you do?
>>68171740
Jerk off and offer to jerk him off also dream of a hot broad to jerk us off, and bring us some booze
We team up and go fuck with other peoples dreams.
>>68171740
shit myself and cry
>>68171829
>Jerk off and offer to jerk him off also dream of a hot broad to jerk us off, and bring us some booze
>We team up and go fuck with other peoples dreams.
Why do I see this working? It still ends in your death, but I could see a bromance for at least half a night.
Also, fuck you pedo scum. You know what type of girls he'll want to hunt with you.
>Takes an entire 2 seasons just for a show to get good.
Why is this allowed?
It got good?
I was bored out of my skull in ses 1
So i just quit the damn show
Never thought Sal Goodmans origin story could be this boring
>>68172000
nice trips,
Last episode was good.
>/tv/ says breaking bad has too much action
>/tv/ says better call saul is too slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJQHakkViPo
>08:45
>life is complicated, yet nobody wants to believe life is complicated
>this is what's known as the infantilism of our culture
>the food people eat barely needs a knife and fork to be eaten, and they drink sugary drinks for 12 year olds
>but above all, when you go to the cinema, don't go an see superheroes hitting each other. Those are for children.
Stephen Fry nails it. This is exactly what the adult world thinks if you autistic manchildren, when you turn up at the cinema in your baggy shorts, plus sized tee shirts and neckbeards.
You shouldn't be there.
That guy wearing a skin tight suite and a cape? He's designed solely to appeal to children.
It fucking beggars belief that you are unable or merely unwilling to see that for yourself.
You disgust me, you disgust your family, you disgust everyone who has the misfortune of having to sit beside you during the flick.
Do the world a favor, buy a helium tank, and get it over with. It's not like you're ever going to contribute anything of worth to the world.
>marvel fanboys will defend this
There's a new cape"kino" out almost every week, and people are going to watch every one of them.
You should have redacted that differently.
It sounds like those critizing others for going to see capeshit are being hypocritical since they probably indulge in an infantile lifestyle themselves.
ITT: Massive blunders.
Your conception.
