We all know Cap dies in Captain America: Civil War. Anyone have any images to prove it?
People at screenings were actually enjoying the movie so they didn't take the time to pull out their cameras and record superman dead like they did at batman v superman screenings
Iron Man dies.
>>68234037
Wanna bet?
>he doesn't bring a notepad and waterproof pen to the cinema
What's your excuse?
>>68233769
My falcon is allergic to paper, plus a pen will set off the scanners
>>68233769
>waterproof pen
You expecting a flood, Noah?
>>68233816
The showers you idiot
Do you faggots ever get out of the basement?
Would Batman Beyond work as a live action adaptation?
Every goddamn day with this
>>68233608
Not if that's the costume, holy shit.
>>68233832
What's wrong with it?
Who are your favorite 44 year old grown adult actors?
>Jared leto digs up heath ledger and takes him to vegas
>>68233463
M A D M A N
>>68233463
JUST PLAIN NUTS
![batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-000220568[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B7FSVJA.jpg "batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice-000220568[1]")
BvS is in my opinion a masterpiece. Now to the average moviegoer I can understand why they would think it was bad. The film is highly kinetic and allegorical. You have to think beyond the images presented on the screen. For example, the scene in which Lex presents the jar of piss to the Senator represents so much more. The jar of piss is Lex's vision of Superman. It has been propped up as "Granny's Peach Tea" just as Superman has been packaged as an AllAmerican symbol of freedom. But beneath the veneer it sitnks of piss. To the average moviegoer, they will look at this scene and say "HAHA! PISS BOTTLES EWW" with no regard for the greater motivations and images portrayed in this character drama.
Now the reason that I am worried is because WB now believes that this type of intellectually stimulating and philosophically moving cinematography is not appreciated by the masses. The masses want quips, explosions, smart-alecks, jocks, stereotypes, punchy punchy boom boom. The masses can't comprehend Snyder's masterfully crafted Biblical symbolism.
The masses want Marvel.
And this wouldn't be a problem, since this is a consumer market. I can choose to buy my authentic imported biscotti instead of that artificial Oreos nonsense. But the problem is if the biscotti manufacturers suddenly looked at Oreo's sales and said "hey, we need to start pumping our biscotti full of garbage artificial cream!"
Now that Civil BORE has a 100% RT score (thanks to corrupt critics taking that Disney dollar) WB is shifting its DCCU to ape the candyfloss Marvel universe. This is exactly what is happening with Suicide Squad right now with the reshoots. And this is likely what will happen to the DCCU after Justice League. And what we'll be left with are inferior mass market appeal movies designed to chase after the Marvel audience and failing.
I'm sick of it. We've been robbed of tremendous potential. All to movies designed to sell toys and make children laugh. Its pathetic.
Haha you took the time to type all that out.
What a loser.
>civil bore
Kek
>>68233294
this should be a pasta
What do you think of Sarah Silverman, /tv/?
She was cute as Vanellope
>>68233274
This doesn't even make sense and is wrong in so many areas.
Why are female comedians never funny? Also ugly.
I literally just realized today that Wallace from The Wire is Michael B Jordan
>>68233262
That tends to happen a lot after watching the wire
>mfw the white guy who hangs out with Bubs in Season 1 is the lead from the movie Kids
>>68233262
He's really been getting roles as of late. I would've missed that too if I hadn't already binge-watched it back in 2012.
Which of these movies will save DC?
Do we have to wait until 2019 for DC to challenge Marvel?
Literally only Batfleck can save them. They should put everything else on hold and just work on that.
BIG Ben will save DC.
>>68233166
only Bankruptcy can save DC now.
Who are the best film reviewers, and why are they On Cinema?
Once Tim gets rid of Gregg he'll be on par with Ebert.
>>68233489
How does he go on?
when you got reviews like tim heidecker in them, you cant lose
Last words to your son after he impales you?
>"you'll always be a faggot son"
SM45H D4T LYK3
"I should never have married your pregnant mother when you were still in her womb. What a chump I feel."
Help me guyi can really use some really (really) funny comedy.
Which movie is the funniest you've ever watched (like really laughed at)
Pic unrelated
>>68232714
Airplane or The Room should work.
naked gun
that's about it
Tried the didnt worked for me ):
Airplane is on every "top comedies of all times" list on the net but i haven't yet saw it.
Any more? Perhaps something 2000+
WTF is wrong with Jewollywood?
>>68232515
Niggers are getting more play in Hollywood then them. Fuck!
>>68232515
>wanting chinks on screen
The Asians are the most brutal and craven of races.
>>68232515
no one gives a shit about asians, but you must include a 3:1 ratio of blacks:whites or you're branded a racist
Avatar 2. Should it happen?
>Knows the Na'vi use spears and arrows as their primary weapons
>Don't install arrow-proof windows in your assault vehicles
James Cameron is a hack. The Na'vi should have been demolished by the humans but he had to pull a deus ex machina out of his ass and have Fern Gully come to the rescue.
Fuck Avatar.
No.
>>68232368
Nah. Avatar was shit and is barely remembered.
Did he died?
he chucked his life away
>>68232331
Why is he such a dick to poor Jimmy?
>>68232425
Because Jimmy was always slippin. Now he's the one who slips. Karma is a bitch.
>Daggers
what did he mean by this?
>>68232328
He means black women with white men are going to get shanked
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