This is, and will ALWAYS BE the greatest scene in the Star Wars canon. Your hopes and dreams have been destroyed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3u70WELSEg
who knew that's all it took to beat sidious
>>68245553
>tfw i don't mind the "noo" because I'm not a 30-40 year old autistic fuck
>>68245553
So did Vader basically go undercover into the Dark Side, always knowing there would be a time when he would throw off his evil ways? Even Obi-Won said that he sensed that there was still good in him. Would not the greatest Jedi be the one who adopted the Dark Side only to destroy it from within?
I give up, what the hell is kino?
Not BvS.
>>68245395
film that has transcended past film
>>68245395
el ChiKINO
Post sad afflecks
ITT paid critics
https://es.scribd.com/doc/308457900/Tweet-List
Hopefully I'll get bingo first
>>68245480
This is too perfect.
What will it take for this board to finally contain the cancer that is capeshit? There is no end to it with how many fucking capeshit movies there are coming out
Can mods just create a single general for all comics movies related shit, or relegate it all to /co/
We're circling the drain here
>cuckold porn threads get 40+ posts before their deleted
>actual film and television discussions sink to the bottom of the catalog
Yeah it's definitely capeshit that's the problem.
>>68245328
At least those are generally contained to 1 or 2 threads at a time
Capeshit pervades every-fucking-where under a guise of "actual film and television discussion"
>>68245328
Still better than capeshit
If you watch and enjoy discussing
- superhero films
- comic books
- Star Wars &/or Trek
- "adult" cartoons e.g. South Park, Family Guy, The Simpsons
- Game of Thrones
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- The Lord of the Rings
then you never mentally progressed past the age of fourteen. You are essentially a virgin toddler who enjoys watching movies made by and for children.
>>68245117
OP is a mad DCuck!
>>68245246
I'm being very sincere. The fact that my sincerity is seen as disingenuous, because nobody could possibly reject art made for children, is just another example of the sad state of /tv/
r8, h8, appreci8
>>68245094
throw me on the chart senpai
http://letterboxd.com/misheevious/
>>68245203
>pleb
>shit tier
>>68245094
Do you ever update that graph?
Mall cop 2. The movie is a masterpiece. The titular character starts his way at the bottom again- with a freshly broken heart. The rest of the movie may follow the same plot and goody shenanigans, but hey, why fix what isn't broken? Mall cop 2 is my favorite movie of all time. In this time of cancerous cinema, superheroes, remakes and other shit- Mall cop 2 comes through for a breath of fresh air.
This is now a Paul Blart meme thread.
>>68245555
Nice quads faggot
>>68245577
Nice dubs faggot
Redpill me on Godard.
>>68244950
He realized that cinema can be quite like modern art, a bit of a good. He made stylish movies that were pretentious and lacking any depth, but we're critically acclaimed. While he had a good style, his movies were mostly made without much effort and it shows. He might've tricked the audience's back then, but he hasn't has much luck since the 70s.
>>68245059
I meant that cinema can be a bit of a goof, damn autocorrect
>>68244950
godard was once a maoist who championed the murderous ideology of mao zedong and the khmer rouge. we condemn griffith and riefenstahl of their political sins, but griffith serioiusly tried to prove he was not a hater after 'birth of a nation'. and riefenstahl insisted she loathed nazism but had simply done as told. maybe they were full of shit but at least they tried to publicly distance themselves from extreme politics.
not godard who espoused the most extreme, murderous, and destructive form of leftism. film scholars, so outraged about long dead griffith and long irrelevant riefenstahl, never demanded of godard to face up to his past sins. unlike kurosawa and bergman who candidly confessed their cowardice in face or approval of, respectively, japanese militarism and nazism, godard has never ever apologized in general, or in specific to the countless victims of the tyrants he supported with all his heart.
godard celebrated and championed mao's total destruction of culture and intellectual life and the khmer rouge that transformed camodia overnight into a genocidal stone age marxist state. fuck that piece of shit.
Hey /tv/. My mom likes Jeff Bridges. My mom likes movies. So I thought asking you what are some good movies with Jeff Bridges that I could watch with my mom?
The Dude
That John Wayne remake.idk, I've never seen it
A Serbian Film
Daddy would you like some sausage?
1 5 Y E A R S
YOU CAN'T HURT ME NOT WITH MY CHEEEEESE HELMET
meme film made from before memes
It's so shit.
Sup, /tv/? I just got back from an early screening of Captain America: Civil War starring Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr. Three words: hella f*cking epic.
I went with some friends and I don't think we went more than 10 seconds without busting up clapping. I mean what can I say about the two leads that already hasn't? They're capekino gods.
The supporting cast holds their own though: it's got the incomparable Scarlett Johansson, the lovely and talented Elizabeth Olsen and Paul Rudd, the pundit from my favorite meme Tayne.
This is, without a doubt, my favorite movie of the year so far (and arguably one of the best superhero films of all time) so I highly suggest you and some friends go out and see it when it comes out May 6, 2016.
>>68244735
I went with some friends to an screening too, three words: Hella f*cking epic. This is by far the MOTY, and by far my favorite Marvel movie, I strongly suggest you guys go watch it with your family you will have a wonderful time :)
It was only meh.
Some whoops when Downey got shot in the glasses, that was it.
Nigger capeless batman was okay.
>>68244735
Wow i just went with some friends to a screening of Captain America:Civil War, three words: Hella f*cking epic! This is the best movie in the Marvel Cinematic Universe and one of the best movies of all time. I urge you everyone to go out and see it with some friends if you want a good time.
Disney is on the roll this year
By paying critics, they aren't even making an effort to hide it.
https://es.scribd.com/doc/308457900/Tweet-List
>>68244686
nice meme
>>68244628
RT ratings system is beyond stupid. Jungle Book has a 7.4 average rating yet has a 92%. The whole fresh/rotten system is pointless. 7.4 suggests an average/good movie. 90% suggests a masterpiece
what the fuck does kino mean?
>inb4 memes
>>68244612
Movies like The Pest, Problem Child 2, and BvS
The fact I have to explain this demonstrates what a glib facsimile of a person you are
kino
>>68244612
It's the German word for 'movie'.
As in: "Wir gehen zum Kino." - We're going to the movies.
What was Q doing when Picard became a Borg?
If he like him so much, then why did he let him suffer?
Or did he know that it had to happen to prevent the Federation from being destroyed in Best of Both Worlds and First Contact?
If that is true, doesn't that mean Q helped create the Federation?
I think he just doesn't really care. Usually he just pops in to fuck with the Enterprise
>>68244593
when was Q borg?
He was barbecuing that weekend I think
hey, remember the hobbit trilogy?
>>68244574
wish i didnt
it was truly terrible in the worst way imaginable
we wont even get a Mr Plinket out of them like we did with star wars
>>68245854
high praise, because I don't remember it at all
Fuck the hobbit
Pontius thread?
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