What does /tv/ think of Chris Hardwick?
>>68241298
He reminds me of that kid in high school that was into hella fuckin epic movies like The Purge and referenced memes like """Gang Em Style""" in class
>>68241298
I fucked his ass and made him my bitch boi
>>68241298
Fucking leech that has just clung on to famous people until he became successful. So just a typical hollywood faggot.
in one sentence or less.
>>68241232
Faora escapes phantom zone and her and superman have to team up to fight bigger bad guy and sexual tension
>>68241278
That was a good thread
>no Superman/Faora post-coitus snuggling scene ever
An American sniper played by Leo plays a game of cat and mouse with a British sniper played by Richard Madden during the siege of Hamilton in WWI
That was actually pretty good. What did you guys think?
Its good
Better than meme horror flicks like It Follows and The Babadook. Still shit though.
Interesting take on the home invasion genre. Just watched it last night. Chick is pretty cute too.
Post movies no one else on /tv/ has ever seen
>>68241219
Gothic vampires from hell
You a shrink annon?
Cmon…you must be something when you’re not on 4chan.
You ever been to war? You’re posting about capeshit on /tv/ anon. I’m posting about shit, shit you ain’t been in. Don’t give me hard. You post around this board from a little boy’s laptop behind a proxy. You turn off your computer at night, stop using the proxy, maybe you think it wasn’t you who posted those things, maybe it was somebody else. But you see soldiers… We don’t use proxies, we don’t get that privilege
Everything you post out there on the boards annon, it doesn’t work. What I post I just post, it’s out of necessity
We don’t get to pick the things that bump us anon, make us whole, make us feel purpose.
>>68241207
>you will never get franked softly
>>68241555
>>68241555
kek okay this one is pretty good
Does this show actually get good should I stick with it till at least season 2?
It's beyond terrible and only gets worse. The second the grounders become good guys and "le evil conclave is bad" is when it goes from shit to ultra shit.
Depends what you mean by "good." Objectively good, no. Better, yes.
First few episodes were dogshit, then it got better and was kind of entertaining. I gave up on it because I was sick of stupid alliances, inconsistent characters, and Clarke.
I've seen some 100+ comment threads on here about it, so some autists should come out of the woodwork to defend it.
Is this the new general
What is /tv/'s opinion on this film?
>>68241179
>inb4 post about it being fiction
>>68241179
one of the great modern masterpieces.
>>68241179
>was in my top 10 for a decade
>then I watched "one third of the hollocaust" and I felt sick to my stomach
>schindlers list is propaganda trash on a criminal level.. It's propoganda like this that is causing the genocide of western civilization and it's native peoples
>ywn become a millionaire just by having fun with your pals
jdimsa
>>68241150
You know when Knoxville is 50 he's going to be limping everywhere and in constant pain.
That's not "fun".
>>68241186
>not living in the moment
>Ryan Dunn died 5 minutes away from my house
GOOLD?
You've done it too much. Find a new gimmick for a couple weeks.
I am here to peacefully explore your alien vag
Why were seasons 9 and 10 so based?
ITT: Armond's upcoming review of Civil War
>Captain America: Civil War is an inauthentic venture into the already overly saturated Marvel universe. The Russo's attempt at playing upon shallow themes, witty quips and flashy imagery falls short of providing a meaningful and substantial addition to the comic book genre. An elementary attempt at countering the depth and themes provided in Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice simply creates a vacuous 140 minutes motion picture. Civil War's vapid attempt at combining humor and complexity simply provides the status quo for the masses of adorning fans, while leaving the rest of us asleep in the theater
>>68240957
I started reading this guy's reviews after BvS. Dude legitimately has personality issues.
>>68241030
>The men of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice may not please eunuchy fanboys but anyone old enough to experience morning wood will appreciate it. Taking that comic book novelty where superheroes temporarily become rivals, Batman/Bruce Wayne (played by Ben Affleck) mistakenly blames the recent destruction of Metropolis and nearby Gotham City during an invasion of aliens on the mid-battle appearance of Superman (played by Henry Cavill). The antagonism between these specimen (Affleck follows Cavill’s already muscled-up example) is based on both men’s confused urge to do good. Each orphan’s personal torment and heroic ambition amounts to a passion. Grindr might match them, yet they’re initially mismatched which means that when they finally meet—and fight—it’s equivalent to a hate fuck.
>That’s because director Zack Snyder’s movies are adult comic books—“adult” as in the old label “For Mature Audiences Only.” He goes against the juvenile vicarious pleasure of comic book surrogate crime-fighters to something deeper. Snyder’s Batman with his five o’clock shadow, supersedes the morose hero of Christopher Nolan’s gloomy The Dark Knight trilogy, just as his Superman (also Clark Kent) junks the jovial Superman of the Christopher Reeve movies and Brandon Routh in Bryan Singer’s adolescent fantasy. Thanks to Cavill, Snyder’s Superman/Kent looks to be in perpetual tumescence.
>Snyder, who made the live-action antiquity layout 300, and produced 300: Rise of an Empire, can’t help but sexualize his superheroes. Yet it’s worth noting that this is part of his very grown-up interest in how characters act out their private drives. The personal is political for Snyder which means that although Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent clash, due to misreading each other’s citizenship, they share a testosterone bromance.
>>68241054
>They look good together because Affleck’s puffy-chin adult petulance (recalling his role as TV’s Superman George Reeves in Hollywoodland) may be the moodiest performance he’s ever given while Cavill’s virility (so chiseled it may well be from another world—the world of Sean Connery knock-offs) fits him to yin-yang completeness. Their confrontations disprove the delusion that men cannot make love face-to-face, the same way men fight. (Gay political pundit Andrew Sullivan makes a cameo appearance protesting “Every act is a political act!”)
>Ignore all that Internet nonsense against Affleck’s casting; he’s a warmer presence than Christian Bale’s stoic Batman who, at best, seemed a selfish lover. Check The Brothers Grimsby where Sacha Baron Cohen jokingly referred to the henchman played by Scott Adkins as “Ukrainian Ben Affleck;” it certified a hotness type. And smoldering Cavill wears the Superman uniform like a second skin. Costumer Michael Wilkinson’s brocade Superman suit is successful fetish gear—textured fabric with sequin octagonals invite you to touch that thin line between drag queen and stud. Male intimacy in this film gives new meaning to the old phrase “iron fist in a velvet glove.”
>If fanboys don’t cream to Batman’s dream sequence (“It took me to the lie, a beautiful lie” Wayne says), grown-up gay men surely will. In his dream, Batman wears a leathery mask, hiding his identity, while he is taunted by wasplike creatures and forced to acknowledge Superman’s equivalent virility. This goes beyond Guy Ritchie’s boy-boy teasing in last year’s The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (which co-starred Cavill). It is the most surreal dominance-submission dream in Hollywood history. But Batman v Superman is also a political allegory, using masculine sex appeal to examine America’s current political confusion. Zack Snyder’s comic book avatars are not for children.
Great news.
>>68240910
Bill looks like a fuckin Keebler Elf.
JUST
>Dumb and Dumber To
>Zoolander 2
This will never work
ITT: Character who are literally you
I'll start
>>68240714
For me, its a combination of Batman, The Punisher, Rorschasch, Jotaro, Spectre, The Question and Tom Cruise.
>>68240714
me... and pretty much everyone else reading this
Here's my actual picture.
>My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
What did he mean by this?
>>68240594
I think he was trying to suggest something about the duality of man.
>>68240594
War's not a fucking vacation, but at least he's alive.
Even for all his jokes, All that death made him feel alive.
>Drugs expand your mind!
>The US government is fascist/full of nazis!
>Oswald didn't kill JFK, M-MUH GRASSY KNOLL!
>Has literally said "WAKE UP AMERICA"
>"LOL GOATBOY"
Bill Hicks: The Edgy Teenager of the Internet, But For Comedy
but they do in case you have a mind in the first place
>>68240305
>HITLER HAD THE RIGHT IDEA, HE WAS JUST AN UNDERACHIEVER
I've never laughed so fucking hard
>>68240356
>>Drugs expand your mind!*
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/13/game-thrones-premiere-obama
Will based obama leak them?
Doesn't this guy have some more important shit to do than watch a mediocre fantasy show??
>>68240291
Who do you think starts all those cunny threads? Who else could ban evade for so long?
>>68240291
>presidents arent real people and therefore shouldnt like things or have fun
i would do that kind of thing too if i was president.
