Yo /tv/, what is the scariest shit you can recommend?
look at the mirror.
>Being afraid of a movie
>>68729397
One of the scariest movies I've seen was The Blair Witch Project.
What went wrong /tv/?
>>68729321
Lazy writing.
>>68729321
It was actually better than Chronicles and Pitch Black IMO.
>>68729418
your mom has a lazy abortionist
PAPER
HABBIDY HABBIDY HABBIDY
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
>>68729266
why do they need paper?
>>68729266
What did he mean by this?
Is The Girlfriend Experience series any good? I hated the movie, but want to watch the show just to see the chick from Mad Max get her tits out.
>>68729061
it has a 88% score on RT by Top Critics
>>68729061
>Cold emotionless robots fucking in an IKEA catalog
Not really
What movie
>5′ 6″
And we're supposed to believe this guy is threatening?
>>68728990
Bane?
>>68728990
he used to rob banks
>If you can at least score me a ride back home, it's a deal.
>Roberts was said to have completed the role, consisting of 38 hours of featured footage with a rumored 142 hours worth of cut scenes towards the beginning of the year. When asked what his compensation for such a demanding part was Roberts replied 'My love for this art form has surpassed any sort of monetary gain but, I also respect that this is a business and understand that I too need to make a living which is why my very strict contract specifically states that I am entitled to no less than 2 Quizno's coupons good for a dollar off any non specialty sub, 3 hours of public access television viewing, and a free Uber ride from the airport to my trailer during non surge times of course.
If I'd ask him to act in my school project movie would he do it?
>>68729816
for you
Was watching Patton Oswalt's latest special and it was pretty funny but not even halfway through he went on a Louis CK style pro tranny sjw rant and I quit out of boredom, was the rest of the special worth watching or was it just more cuckoldry
How is being pro-trans* "cuckoldry," you fat faggot?
>>68728849
It wasn't "pro tranny SJW" it was about how we shouldn't always trust people who use SJW approved nomenclature.
>>68728849
>He can't enjoy something if the writer has different politics/opinions to him.
worst pleb
Has a movie ever bored you to sleep?
>>68728752
Not really, even if it is horribly slow. If I fall asleep watching a movie it's from being tired.
Bladerunner
Passion of the Christ
The Hobbit
The Revenant
Jurassic World
>>68728752
Thor: The Dark World. Twice.
Michael Cera in Twin Peaks?
FUCKING MICHAEL CERA? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? LYNCH WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
skippity skip
Folks said the same thing about Mcconaughey in True Detective too and it turned out great. You need to ask yourself what casting missteps do you think Lynch has made in the past? If anything his stamp of approval should make you excited that he's found something in Cera you didn't think was there.
>A suit of armor around the world
So, why doesn't he just build that?
>But that's not possible!
Please don't.
>>68728671
Ultron was going to build it, you need workers for something that big.
>>68729011
I didn't understand why Jarvis couldn't manage it.
A better question is why doesn't he build defense ships and weapons platforms. You don't need warp drive to build a ship of attack in earth orbit.
I really don't understand why do you hate this movie /tv/
>>68728627
It's not in the MCU
come on /tv/
>>68728627
I don't think that anybody on /tv/ besides me saw it... and I have never posted anything or seen anything posted about it so I don't know what the fuck you are on about OP
try harder/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=808ymK3sJdk
Anyone else watched the premier?
Eva either looks super hot or scary
Its weird
Best girl is finally back.
What will John Snow do if he's revived? He'll be a creepy zombie.
>>68728411
He won't be a wight, he'll be resurrected like Beric Dondarrion.
Get a job at a towne morgue, solve murder mysteries, etc.
>>68728411
he'll bang sansa because she reminds him of iggreat or whatever the fuck she's called
Is Stannis alive?
Only if they run out of ideas
>>68728295
I still believe! They didn't show anything! No proof he's dead.
>>68728295
maybe. Better string people along so they won't tune out. We wouldn't want a satisfying payoff to anyone's stories would we?
So once Game of Thrones is over and done, will the Wheel of Time become the next meme series?
>>68728230
i sure hope not, i love the books and after seeing what happend with got, i want any movie or tv show to stay far far away
Are these worth reading or are they memebooks?
>>68728453
what the fuck is a memebook?
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