Why does the majority /tv/ dislike Quentin Tarantino?
feet
His annoying voice. His mannerisms. His attempts at being street even though he's a WASP from East Tennessee.
All his recent movies are formulaic garbage.
>director Neill Blomkamp has released some new concept are from his planned direct sequel to James Cameron's Aliens, featuring a grown-up Newt.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BEpY8FxqhOG/
fire your editor mate
>Hey kids, remember Aliens? Remember how much you like that movie? Wouldn't you want to watch it AGAIN?
For the love of god Blomkamp, I trust you not to fuck this up but don't just wank off to Aliens.
they have destroyed womyn in films, they're not believable anymore, won't watch it.
Do you write screenplays? Post about them, or even snippets for critique, here!
Did you go to film school? What was your experience, what are you doing now, and would you recommend that path to anyone else?
Do you make shorts, or even longer form content? Post your project progress!
Personally, I submitted a short recently, and tonight's the festival, so I'll get to see if mine made it to the final selections.
>film school
L O L
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Fuck off to >>>/film/ and wait there
>>68810262
>there
>now gone
Bastard nuMoot.
Surreal Simpsons episodes
>>68809418
this shit gave me nightmares. Was it referencing a specific movie?
oh shit, I was able to find a video for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqhuvb0YR9k
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
where did time go /tv//?
>>68809010
more like where did the money go, right Chris?
>>68809010
I watched Rush Hour 2 yesterday.
Going to cook some sausages and watch 3 today.
>>68809010
you want to go to WAR?!
>At 16, Wahlberg approached a middle-aged Vietnamese man named Thanh Lam on the street, and using a large wooden stick, knocked him unconscious while calling him a "Vietnam fucking shit".
I don't think I could stand to just live my life as blind in one eye while the guy that did it was rich, famous and got all the pussy he wanted.
>>68808998
He can't even racial slur right.
So, is "remember when" is the lowest form of conversation?
>>68808775
Large close families like to reminisce. Do not have family or something?
Your probably an anglo cuck arent you?
>>68809345
*You're
/tv/'s opinion on the jungle book?
>>68808681
Had just enoughcowbell
>>68808681
Flawless. I don't know how Favreau pulled it off but he did such a good job. It flowed so well.
It was great. I loved it. If I were to change anything I probably would have added some extra scenes just showing Mogli early life in the pack, slice of life stuff rather than moving the plot forward.
How hyped are we for this?
Very.
https://twitter.com/dickbush/status/725001567015964672
NSFW
>mods postbanned dick bush for 10 minutes
>I rebel
What's driving Comcast? I'll admit, it's making me uncomfortable.
>>68808445
What exactly is making you uncomfortable about it? Are you emotions this deeply connected to entertainment?
>>68808678
Yeah, I don't want us to be outnumbered by minions.
Honestly was not aware comcast owned so much
always thought they were just a cable company
Hit me with the strangest /tv/ you've ever seen.
>>68808175
That girl's tit goes all the way up to her chin.
>>68808386
Well, it is a different planet.
>>68808386
Fuck
>You're probably wondering how I got here
>Freeze frame
>Baba O'Riley starts playing
>Well let's start at the beginning...
How long are you expecting this thread to last?
>>68808130
As long as sex with you so about two minutes
>>68808155
Still two minutes longer than you.
*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me right there. Pretty pathetic, huh? Well I wasn't always like this. I used to be a Queen, and not just any queen, the Mother of Dragons. You're probably wondering how I got here. Well, this is my story.
*cue title theme and opening credits*
>>68808101
>Yep, that's me right there. Pretty pathetic, huh? Well I wasn't always like this.
Where did this come from? I cant exactly remember.
>>68808101
>Yep, that's me right there. Moved to America for six months to film Terminator and gained 30lbs, mostly in my arms and chins.
>>68808209
Emperor's New Groove
Why is ESB the best?
Tauntauns
Most competently directed
It's not Return of the Jedi is.
Jabba's Palace
Best lightsaber duel
The Emperor
Endor chase scene
Best space battle
He trained for about a week then went toe-to-toe with the best fighter in the galaxy, survived, then trained for another month and kicked his ass.
Wow what a great character!
>>68807912
Vader knew who he was, and was going easy on him. He was also testing him to see how strong the Force was with him.
The Force was strong with him.
>>68808025
literally the same shit happened to Rey
>>68807912
Well he is a Mary Sue. George Lucas literally called the main hero of his story Luke S.
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