Why is no one talking about this?
>>68928291
Is it ANYTHING like Clockwork Orange?
>>68928291
Tell me when a Webrip is out
>>68928311
Yesterday
>>Balanced humour
>Better plot
>Stakes
>Character dies
>Better villain
When did you realise that age of ultron was better than civil war?
>>68928236
>nothing happens
>boring action
>dumb characters
>boring script
>bad cgi
>couldn't decide which storylines to follow
>predictable plot
>lackluster acting
>no emotions
>forgettable premise
>lazy plot devices
>stolen ideas
>overstuffed plot
>dumb audience
>confusing editing
>laughed at how terrible the music was
>sound effects were cheap
>scenes were fake looking
>shower was broken at theater.
>10/10 would meme again
>i unironically rank generic capeshit films aimed at toddlers
>>68928236
>Better villain
You mean dumb villain.
>Escapes through internet
>Doesnt just stay in the decentralized unattackable internet spawning nano machines through commercial companies to kill everyone
Why does Chris sometimes eliminate folks, but otherwise say "hurr your my friends you all go through". That hurts the integrity of the game. Imagine another game show host doing that.
It is much like Whose Line Is It Anyway, in the sense that the points don't matter.
Because he doesn't eliminate women or famous people
>>68928342
would he eliminate wil though?
Reduce a directors entire filmography to a single statement.
>muh trees
DUDE ATMOSPHERE LMAO
>muh dead wife
>>68928134
DUDE WEIRD LMAO
holy fuck that was good
why
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>>68928029
the cellphone footage gave me the chills.
>>68928029
One of my favourite supernatural films, simply for its 1:1 capture of that rural Australian atmosphere and the chillingness of its execution.
The drama/conflict was forced
Action was tensionless, boring and cringy at points
Captain America is probably the worst superhero to ever get his own
movie(s). How do people find this black and white character remotely interesting?
This is more of an Iron Man movie, and he can barley keep this shit alive
All other characters are just background noise no one gives a fuck about
>Lets force in spider-man and ant-man, that will make the kids happy!
>Just have them do some funny bantz and not contribute to the plot at all! Hehe!
>It makes perfectly sense that people with no powers, can survive all these fights with actual superheros
>Let's just keep every character alive, have the plot fold back to how it was, none of the characters need to change
just have them stay as they are, its safest that way, we will need the for future movi*cough*money*cough*e making
- - -
This is just scratching the surface boys. This was pure cancer.
Yeah it's not like there isn't already two dozen threads for this flick, better make another one. Good job.
>>68927984
>How do people find this black and white character remotely interesting?
Cause everyone else is muh moral relativity and muh darkness. Cap is old school Christopher Reeves goodness and He is love
>>68928036
You have shit taste
>character brushes his teeth
>there's no blood at all when he spits
Brush your teeth more often
>character takes a shit
>doesn't have to sit in the sink and wash his ass for at least 20 minutes to get the sticky shit out of his ass hair
>>68927994
Until the sink is clogged with gore
Thoughts on the new Aunt May?
>>68927822
I shot web
*unzips dick*
Something something dick
ITT trilogies where EVERY part is great
bonus points for sequel and sequel of a sequel being better than it's predecessor
>>68927633
The Dark Knight trilogy.
Dark knight trilogy.
Only 4chan memers think the dark knight rises was bad.
Who plays him in the inevitable biopic?
Jared Leto
Rainn Wilson
Brendan Fraser
>they started fighting because the bad guy wore a mask to pretend to be Bucky and bombed the conference
You can't make this shit up.
There's no tension or conflict, at least with BvS the opening actually show why Bruce's angry as fuck.
>>68927575
Nobody cares about BvS though. It's a defeated movie. Civil War is an important film.
In 20 years time, people will pine for the days of Marvel putting out a hit every 6 months, and Batman vs Superman will have replaced Batman and Robin, because history is written by winners.
>>68927575
>they're all throwing quips at each other while acting like they're still friends while fighting to kill each other
>Capeshit fags think this awesome
>RT: 100% THIS IS TEH MOST AWESOMEST MOVIE EVER EPIC FOR TEH WIN! (which they say after every single Marvel capeshit movie that comes out)
And action!
please Orson
MWAHAHA. The digits
Full of delicious green peaness
ALAN
>>68927315
my favorite scene.... i dunno why people ...[[[CINEMASIN]]
>nvm.jpeg
>>68927315
What did she mean by this?
>>68927315
Dr Grant, I'm Raptor
Why is David Cronenberg so based?
>>68927292
Why do movies have to be for 45 year olds?
>>68927292
Is that all he said? Did he even try to read the comic?
>>68927468
"""""""""source material"""""""""""
havn't you seen most hollywood movies, they take a brand then they just do something else....
you see FarCry???
What is the chicken pie of film and television?
Yesterday's
>>68927047
American Beauty
