Reddit doesn't like Keanu (2016)
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>68932651
>Cat wasn't in it long enough
>20 min.
What a furfag queer
>guys trying to be black
I know they're half and half but they identify as black so where's the sense in that?
>hating random dance numbers
What a fucking pleb, bet he hated Hail, Caesar! too.
Bottom line: Reddit is for kids, fags, women, and (You)
>Downvoted for having an opinion
Why won't Netflix pick this up?
Cuz god hates us
It never had a huge audience outside of Canada
A LEAF
Seriously. What were they thinking when making this movie?
>>68932568
Damn i remember grinding that wintersaber pre-nerf...
>>68932568
WTF with that bananas?
>>68932568
>tfw no ne gf
;_;
What's /tv/'s opinions on the 90s X-Men cartoon? Been going through it recently and it's better (if undeniably flawed) than what I've read about it.
Badadadada-da-daaa
Badadadada-da-daaaaa
>>68932498
I can't remember much of it since the show was from when I was pre-literate, but I was quite fond of Evolution in the 2000s. Revisited it a few years ago and... cartoons are for children.
>>68932498
https://youtu.be/2rSw4Xl5qfs
Which of his movies is your favorite?
>>68932449
The submarine
RT of course
>>68932449
Favorite: Life Aquatic
Best: Tenenbaums
Can we have an arthouse thread, /tv/? I wanna stop being a pleb, where should I start? I am currently watching Lynch's filmography.
try ingmar bergman. wild strawberries, 7th seal, etc
>>68932135
pffffbbbtt
>watching movies in your native language....
Are Fight Club and Reservoir Dogs arthouse?
>invite friend over to watch dvd
>it skips and freezes because it's all scratched up
>invite friend over to read /tv/
>it ain't me starts playing
>watching a DVD
You're not one of those people frozen in the 90s, are you?
You still wear acid wash jeans and listen to Def Leppard?
>invite friend over to watch Netflix
>there's no films
Why is buttered popcorn so big in America? British cinemas only have sweet, salted, mixed or toffee.
>why are things different in different places?
Because butter is fucking delicious. Even the fake shit theatres serve here.
You live only once so you might as well be fat
>>68931883
>British cinemas only have sweet, salted, mixed or toffee.
No WoNdEr YoU'rE TeEtH ArE So BaD
>Give me 72 hours
>You've got 36
>>68931880
>5 minutes left on the bomb
>hero proceeds to have an 8 minute fight
>defuses the bomb with 10 seconds left.
>>68931880
>and to show you we're serious, you have 12 hours
Thought of /tv/ exactly when I heard this
Showfag vs bookfag vs wiki fag edition
1st for stannis
>15 posts early
shiggy diggy
>>68931860
What the hell's a wiki fag?
Today I will remind them.
>>68931789
I've got one word for you
>27%
>>68931789
Very nice, too bad it was disjointed.
>>68931831
Le RT XDDD
>>68931789
It's so mediocre.
I know the prevalent theory, but if Rhaegar is his real father I don't understand why he doesn't have the classic Targarean features. Any bookfags have any plausible explanations to this massive hole in this theory?
Stark features are stronger than Targs.
The end.
>>68931719
Didn't you read the first book? I'm pretty sure George explains there that black genes are dominant.
>>68931719
>>68931719
He's actually a Dayne, not a Targ, Jon will smelt Longclaw and Dawn down into a single new blade which he will use to fight the others. The fact that the materials used to make Dawn came from the heavens is very prophetic sounding.
>le shut the fuck up uppity nigger. is this nigger bothering you sir?
>I AM DRINKING AND SMOKING IN THE OFFICE
>I am SECRETLY GAY. I AM PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT
Just watched the first episode of this.
Do normies really need things to spelled out so obviously?
The political commentary is embarrassing
>>68931535
I don't remember any of that other than the drinking.
>>68931535
>Do normies really need things to spelled out so obviously?
Uh, yes? Why do you think superhero movies make so much money at the box office? They're made for fucking retards.
>>68931535
It's a lot more subtle after the pilot and after the first season. The best show ever made, just watch it and stop complaining.
what kind of mood do i have to be in to enjoy the marathon with this kino?
>>68931454
50:50 beer and joint
best time EVER
"I'm a 17-year old redditor who enjoys the modern meme culture"
>>68931490
Reddit is everything modern peope like
hipster is everything modern people don't know about
which is you?
Legend of the Seeker worth a watch?
>>68931452
I'll post some webms to give you an idea
>>68931491
BIG
