Welcome...to Raptor Mountain.
I'm only here for the sea bass, pops.
>>69153034
no chili?
Dennis Nedry should have been in Jurassic World as a badass with an eyepatch and a robot arm.
https://youtu.be/cst87c2Vies
Does he have one more great movie in him?
didnt he die?
>>69153014
Who are you to answer?
Jesus that hair!! Just let it go already!
CHANCELLOR
COUNSELOR
a thread was killed so you could post this
>>69152988
Why was Jesus in Star Wars?
Well, I have to say Adventureland.
Pretty much a hard hitting film for me as opposed to a comedy
boop
>>69152980
Felt bad because you'll never get that hour and 47 minutes back?
>>69153066
good one!
Yesterday being may the fourth I finally watched Star Wars A New Hope in full.
How come the choreography of this jedi battle is so atrocious? Did the actors not have real props and had to imagine what was going on?
The Obi vs Vader fight looks like a complete sissy fight.
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>>69152975
The lightsaber props were delicate.
>>69152975
They were both like 100 years old
>>69152975
They barerly got any choregraphy direction and the props were fragile as fuck.
I still laugh every time Guiness does that slow ass spin
>MCU tv show has a better choreographed fight scene than any multi-million dollar DCuck movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qzV7gsACdQ
How can DC be so incompetent?
bimp
>>69152933
That was pretty shit desu
The boyfriend guy's choreography was great. Why can't women act or follow through with a decent looking punch?
>>69153747
How was it shit?
My girlfriend and I started watching this series on Netflix about a few weeks ago. We loved Season 1, and now we're two episodes into Season 2.
What the fuck is going on?? Why is Season 2 so bizarre? We both agree that all the characters and the tone feels off from Season 1 and we really don't like it. Do we keep going?
>>69152791
>My girlfriend
stopped reading there
>>69152791
Keep watching you fucking bitch
I actually am watching it now as well just finished S2E8. You guys have to be memeing when you say the second season sucks because I am loving this shit.
>thinks for thanking of me
don't be gay, bro
What's going on here?
>>69152774
Paul Rudd is so enamoured he subtly spaghettis at Chris Evans by mixing his words up
We asked 100 women what the favorite part of their husband's body is...
His.....PENIS!
>>69152636
HIS WALLET
NEKKID GRAMMA
What's his best movie?
siri google adam sandler rule 34
>>69152635
click. those unexpected feels, man.
>>69152635
Click. It didnt expect me to make me cry but it did
>tfw Hollywood won't allow a movie where Arnold's love child has to overcome his upbringing of being a bastard child and fight his half-siblings in order to get to the top and become the new Arnold.
>>69152417
does he even lift?
>>69152417
>>69153499
Actually, do we even know if he even WANTS to act in movies?
And should we even give a shit?
Don't get why Arnie got shit for it. Like the Kennedys didn't cheat on everyone.
>>69153499
He does
how pathetic is RLM getting, that patreon well must be drying up
>lets just reupload older shit
>>69152311
All the flavors and you chose to be salty.
because their older shit gets taken down and people want to rewatch it including ep 3 review
>>69152311
I never watched that cringeworthy "review" show at all
>Make script for your future capekino.
>Don't know how to make it live up to your critically acclaimed sequel.
>Retarded producer tells you that they want to push a crossover comic event insteadof the movie you are planning.
>Hack parts of your old script and paste it on the new.
>Result is an incoherent movie.
What went Wrong?
It was never called like that, you inmense twat. It was a gimmick so that the reveal that they were adapting Civil War was more surprising.
God, some /tv/ users are such enormously stupid fucks.
Wasn't it about 30 minutes between the announcement of serpent society and the change to civil war? It was to ruse the fans at comicon or something?
>>69152418
That's what they want you to think.
Are you jealous of Anthony Bourdain?
no, i hate traveling
I used to be, but that show has got to be super tiring. I don't want to spend that much time in airports.
smug wannabe beatnik
Top 5 episodes?
I never cared for old simpsons. It's all so dated and stale.
The one where they go to Ireland always cracks me up.
>>69152183
OP here. Also, oldfag here. Haven't watched the Simpsons in over a decade. Mainly looking for classics from seasons 2-10 that I've forgotten about.
>>69152183
that's not a good episode, but it's probably the third best vacation episode
Australia is the only great vacation episode
Itchy & Scratchy Land is very good
Ireland is sorta okay
every other vacation episode is terrible
yes, including washington dc from season 3
