Would you have done it?
In a heartbeat
>>69166847
No, not a chance. I respect my mother and father way too much. Would just creep me the fuck out anyway.
if it was her, probably
Fuck your couch, Jerry. FUCK YOUR COUCH!
Buy a new one you rich motherfucker
What did he mean by this?
was george rick james' protege?
This is an extract from a french movie newspaper I grabbed yesterday.
It says that for:
>X-Men: First Class
>JLaw had 1 minute of screen time as herself, and 6 in blue
>X-Men: DoFP
>11 minutes as herself, and 8 in blue
>X-Men: Apocalypse
>18 minutes as herself, and 3 in blue
Is this a joke?
I'll translate more of "feminism xD" parts if anyone's remotely intrigued.
>>69166827
Her vanity is growing.
>>69166839
Can't blame her with everyone masturbating over how 'progressive' it is to have her be spared of all those strenuous hours in makeup.
what are some good comedies?
I feel like laughing before I cry myself to sleep
We're the millers
schindler's list
Withnall and I
>is a condescending prick to scarlet witch about her power and detains her against her will
>loses his composure on the battlefield and cripples his teammate rhodey for life
vision was a douche and i'm glad it blew up in his hypocritical purple face
Boring shitty characterwill become a villain in the upcoming movies
>>69166776
Also he was worthless on the parking lot brawl
>>69166787
less than worthless, really
he is responsible for the only permanent physical harm caused to an avenger in the whole movie. and it was a dude on his team. after being on a holier-than-thou moral high horse up to that point in the movie
I haven't watched The Hobbit, new Star Wars, any capeshit (besides BANE) or GoT out of principle.
Who else is as patrician as me?
Principle? Really? Most people have noble principles that actually benefit the world, like being kind to people without expecting anything in return.
>>69166696
>I don't watch anything because everything triggers me.
Lol take your meds
>>69166696
i haven't watched any harry potter (never will), lotr, or 90% of capeshit. i've seen one mcu movie (iron man 2) and i didn't like it. the last capeshit movie i really enjoyed was superman returns. never seen a second of GoT or breaking bad.i have that picture too
Do you have a single favorite movie?
>>69166674
Nope. Not anymore.
Last single favourite I had was Taxi Driver but now I just have a group of films I consider favourites.
everything below pic related is kind of in flux, but this is always #1
Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions. I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel ..
>catched
Just catched Groundhog Day here on TV in my country .. and I'm wondering.. is there any more movies with this 'repeating the same day' theme? Not as good as Groundhog Day for sure.. but gimme some suggestions. I love time travel movies .. and this theme is sort of time travel ..
>catched
Why does parts of hollywood have a problem with sexualizing women lately? Why are females such sex hating bitchs in the media now. I thought #freethenipple was supposed to change that shit.
i agree i have seen a distinct lack of panties on network tv and an over-abundance of shirtless men it's not on
women's sexual freedom = the ability to deny sex
supply and demand, reduce supply, drive up demand
economics 101
>>69166783
No, the idea of sexual freedom was that they were supposed to act like whores without prudish republican filth judging them. Do we have to beat women to act like sluts now?
What's he that wishes so?
My cousin, Westmoreland? No, my fair cousin;
If we are mark'd to die, we are enow
To do our country loss; and if to live,
The fewer men, the greater share of honour.
God's will! I pray thee, wish not one man more.
Rather proclaim it, Westmoreland, through my host,
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
This day is call'd the feast of Crispian.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint Crispian."
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
And say "These wounds I had on Crispin's day."
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words—
Harry the King, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester—
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.
What did he mean by this?
>>69166493
Fucking great, personal favourite Shakespeare
>>69166493
best Shakespeare adaption, EVER.
>>69166493
Dr Pavel, I be one of CIA.
Alone was he? begon into thy sky.
Brothers thou bringst', so fair and foul this day,
Yet not allow I, save for that big guy.
Per chance, should I rent from thee this mask
Would ye from this mortal coil depart?
Nay, I say. though painful be the task
not for me, but unto thee the part.
I tried, /tv/.
not an sjw but I cant be the only one who has no problem with women taking leads
Neither broheim. As long as the character is good I don't care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj08Jwp-2q0
Ain't taking anything.
What went so fucking right
>>69166339
Everything
>>69166339
Nothing
>>69166339
Disney/Marvel pays people at the top of their game exorbitant amounts of money to produce high-quality, if inoffensive and widely-appealing, summer blockbusters
Are we just going to ignore that Hawkeye was brainwashed and killed a ton of people too? Why doesn't Tony want to bring him to justice?
Bucky:
>(fake) Winter Soldier attacked a UN meeting
>UN wants him in custody
>Tony and Widow agree and say they want to bring them in so no one gets hurt
later Tony reacted not rational and in pure rage
Hawkeye:
>SHIELD was in command
>Nick Fury actually witnessed how Loki took control over people
>he spends his afternoons analyzing superhero-movie plots
It's a movie made for 12 year-olds. You won't find a deeper meaning.
>>69166270
also why did no one give a shit that Black Panther decided to be judge and executioner and just go and extrajudicially kill a white man in Europe?
is this justice according to niggers?
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i've been trying to watch all of Del Toro's movies, do I have to watch Blade before Blade 2? I know that it'll probably be just some dumb action shit but I'm wondering if I'd like the second better if I bothered or if it's not worth it
Trusting you guys :)
>>69166099
Do it.
Blade is worth a watch pham
blade 1 is tits senpai
Triad Movies.
GO.
>Zhang Ziyi in a suit and tie
>>69166049
hses cute in anything tbqhwyf
>>69166049
Makes me miss Alina Li, why did she have to retire
