What are they?
>>69215248
cannon fodder
>>69215266
>A group of school shooterstarts.
First post, best post.
>>69215248
Irrelevant as there just going to be canon fodder in the next film if the leaks are right. Should have introduced at least one more of them in the force awakens so we can actually get a sense for there abilities and motivations.
Jesus fuck I could barely watch this
The only reason anyone pretends to like this movie is because Mads is a meme actor.
>>69214949
Why is that?
>>69214949
they should make a sequel where he gets revenge and slaughters everyone who persecuted him, and it ends with him shooting Klara in the head point black.
I feel fucking embarrassed for him honestly.
He doesn't even think about you
>>69214979
And?
Is she definition of the MILF?
Quit posting this old bitch.
Damn what is going on with all this Marisa Tomei posting. She may be a top-tier MILF but she's not the greatest ever.
the fuck is going on around her eyes
>>69214661
OH I REMEMBER
Ted Bundy?
I just started watching Oz. when does he show up?
>For some reason, this is the point where Hopper decides to change into a robe and row a boat out to a Buddhist temple to get the blessing of a master. And it just so happens that his old partner Sunti is at this same temple, where he has been a monk for ten years, ever since he accidentally shot that innocent lady. As long as he’s in the neighborhood, Hopper tells Sunti about the kidnapping, but doesn’t ask him to help. “I’m very, very proud of you,” Hopper says. “You stay a full monk for 10 years? Really, really wonderful.”
So of course as soon as Hopper leaves Sunti tells the master he’s turning his back on the temple to go down a path of violence. When he shows up in civilian clothes at Hopper’s hotel, Hopper doesn’t seem surprised at all, but he “tries” to talk him into going back to his life as a monk. That ain’t gonna happen.
>There’s another what-the-fuck? moment a little later on, but this one is intentional. Sunti is driving Hopper around when a woman with a scarf on her head stops them by standing in the middle of the road. Sunti asks, “Is this woman crazy?” but Hopper seems to understand what’s going on. He gets out and she wordlessly leads him into a small bar and into a back room where she unwraps her scarf and drops her robe, showing off what we in America would refer to as “a nice rack.” She dips a towel in a bowl of water and squeezes drops over her breasts, revealing some kind of invisible-ink tattoo. And Hopper nods that he understands. No explanation offered, but we can assume the tattoo tells him where to go in the next scene to meet up with Mongkol. In other words, terrorists sent him a tittygram.
>General Jantapan does put up a fight. In fact, he (or somebody working with him) actually steals a t-shirt from Hopper’s luggage so that he can present it to the aforementioned evil sorcerer guy in some sort of mystical ceremony in a temple full of tarantulas, scorpions and demon statues. The sorcerer uses the shirt (which we never saw Hopper wear, but I guess he packed for non-robe wearing situations) to make a voodoo doll that he keeps in a box of worms and sticks pins in during the fight. It’s good to see a villain really going out of his way to prepare for a fight in advance. Good work General Jantapan, even though you’re an asshole who consorts with demonic scorpion lovers.
>Hopper does his homework too though, and goes to Sunti’s former Buddhist master to get a magic protective medallion to wear during the fight. I never heard of magic necklaces in Buddhism but I guess a lama like Seagal would know better than I would. He gets to wear it because “Everything you are doing is for love.”
>The climactic showdown with General Jantapan (after Hopper and Sunti have found the girls) is a real showstopper. My favorite part is when the general stands directly across the room from Hopper shooting arrows at him. That’s not a situation you want to get in, but Hopper knows what to do. Out For a Kill had a Matrixy CGI bullet effect that was kind of embarrassing, but this one I have to say is pretty god damn awesome. Hopper takes aim and shoots an arrow with his gun, breaking it in half and knocking it off its trajectory so it won’t hit him. Another arrow comes at him and we see it reflected in his eye before he spins around, grabs a sword and uses it to bisect the arrow in mid-air. Fuck arrows.
>As they continue the fight, we go to the evil temple where the bearded guy sticks pins in the voodoo doll, causing some serious pain for Hopper. But then the voodoo doll bursts into flames. An Evil Dead type camera flies from the evil temple to the Buddhist temple to show us that all the monks are praying like crazy, giving Hopper the Mystical Buddhist Ass Kicking Powers he needs to defeat the general
is there a bigger meme of a movie?
>>69214577
tdkr
>>69214720
For you
>>69214577
Is that a wax version of Knoxville?
What was her fucking problem?
>>69214434
She was jewish
the institution was government
nurse ratchet was society
Mcmurphy was hippie
You just needed to seek the Prophets.
Embarrassing
Coin kino
>>69214418
>SUPER HERO(TM)
No.
What.
How?
They're trying to market this movie to old people now?
Most people are lucky enough to never experience having a loved one taken from them as a result of violence. Kelsey Grammer is not one of those people- his father was shot and killed and his sister was raped and brutally murdered.
You know him best as Dr. Frasier Crane, a psychiatrist originally from the hit television series, Cheers. Dr. Crane was a recurring character in seasons 3 and 4 and went on to become a regular in season 5 until the series finale in season 11. The end of Cheers was not the end for Kelsey Grammer, however. He continued to portray Dr. Frasier Crane as the star of the popular television series, Frasier from 1993 – 2004. Although his professional life has been very successful, he has struggled in his personal life and experienced more than his fair share of tragedies.
>>69214475
Kelsey Grammer’s parents were divorced when he was 2 years old and his father, Frank Grammer, owned a coffee shop and a bar-and-grill called Greer’s Place. His mother brought Kelsey and Karen back to her parents’ house in New Jersey where they were raised by their mother and grandfather. Unfortunately, his grandfather died when Kelsey was 11.
On April 25, 1968, a man named Arthur B. Niles set fire to Frank Grammer’s car outside the St. Thomas home he shared with his second wife, Elizabeth, and their four children (Betty, John, Billy and Stephen). When Frank Grammer went outside, Niles shot him twice. During the trial, Elizabeth Grammer testified that she pulled her husband’s body from in front of Niles’ car because he had threatened to run over him as well. Kelsey Grammer was only 13 years old at the time of his father’s murder.
Niles was found not guilty of the murder by reason of insanity and spent several decades in a psychiatric ward. In 1994, he was assessed to no longer be a threat to society and was released. In November of 2002, a judge issued a restraining order against Niles which prevented him from seeing his son. In March 2003, Niles went back to prison after pleading guilty to threatening to kill that same judge- no longer a threat indeed.
Is this film any good? Midnight in Paris was a really bad film and I couldn't finish it. Is this more of the same from Woody Allen?
once you've seen one woody allen film you've seen them al
>>69214363
ScarJo is actually hot in this one. worth it to see this rare event.
>John Goodman seems like a weird, but good guy
>Oh wait no, he's a bad guy
>No wait, never mind he seems ok enough
>John Goodman is bad again, and crazy
>And now Ayy lmaos
What the fuck.
>>69214307
fuck off reddit
Saged
Is there a screener out there? I don't want a shitty camrip but it seems like this is a good kino
>>69214525
HDrip.
>the villains plot made no sense. Why did he have to lure the heroes To a Siberian military base, kill those super solders, then show the footage? Why did he have to bomb vienna and infiltrate the base to activate buckey? Why did he call the hotel so they'd find the body he hid?? He could have just released the footage like on TV or something and stark and captain America would have fought over Buckley
>Spider-Man in this is one of the most forced things I've ever seen. He has nothing to do with anything in the movie and his scenes serves no purpose. You could have cut him out, and the movie would have been exactly the same.
>Vision, Hawkeye, black panther, black widow, ant-man, Sharon carter, and Wanda could also have all been cut with no plot impact
>lots of cringe quips. " move your seat up", "I hate you", the empire strikes back etc. really bad and cringey
>the much advertised airport scene was totally irrelevant and nonsensical. Where were all the people and airport security?
>didn't kill wrmachine when the plot impact called for it. Why? Because merchandising
>no sakes or consequences, everything is exactly the same at the start
>lazy "you killed my father" motivation for everyone
>incomprehensible CGi action that resembles people banging two toys together. No weight or Brutality behind any of it.
The 91% rating is ridiculous. This is an objectively bad movie
>obnoxious giant letters every five seconds
>>69214221(you)
>DCuck damage control
>>69214303
What? I didn't even mention DC
>next time, baby
>>69213662
What did he mean by this?
how do cheadle's nostrils fit in the war machine helmet?
I'll be honest with you guys. I'm in my 30s, and when somebody my age tells me that they enjoy watching comic book movies and even take them seriously (this includes JJ Trek Wars), I immediately think of them as inferior and/or mentally and emotionally stunted.
These dumb movies are basically 90s-era Schwarzenegger or Seagal action flicks dipped in an acid bath of nostalgia.
Pic related is your typical Marvel/DC/Star Wars fan.
(This criticism is not at all directed towards children or adolescents. I think these movies would be a lot of fun for a kid and would definitely take my kid to see them. But I seriously want to vomit when a grown man tells me that he is going to the midnight showing of a comic book movie for kids. While dressed up as a comic book hero. By himself. I honestly don't know why North Carolina hasn't banned this behavior yet.)
says the guy posting on 4chan
>>69213646
>talking shit about 90s-era Schwarzenegger
Fuck off back to r/movies.
>>69213646
Did mommy forget to buy tendies again?
